Group B of the 2025 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers contains the following teams:
Table
Team
|
Pld
|
W
|
D
|
L
|
GF
|
GA
|
GD
|
Pts
|
/vg/ |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
3 |
4 |
-1 |
6
|
/wg/ |
3 |
1 |
2 |
0 |
7 |
3 |
4 |
5
|
/toy/ |
3 |
1 |
1 |
1 |
4 |
5 |
-1 |
4
|
/vst/ |
3 |
0 |
1 |
2 |
4 |
6 |
-2 |
1
|
/vg/ v /toy/
Background:
Stadium: Tokyo Racecourse
|
18 April 2025, 18:20 UTC
|
Attendance: 453
|
Ship it Monzo 21' I CAN'T DO ANYTHING 88'
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Assists
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I CAN'T DO ANYTHING 21' Jammies 88'
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Kit:
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Frito |
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Daihatsu Midget |
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LIZ LOVE |
|
75' |
|
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wegh |
|
75' |
|
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Chad Thundercock |
|
88' |
|
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Yakisoba-P |
|
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The Doro |
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|
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競馬posting |
|
75' |
|
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Git Gud |
89' |
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I CAN'T DO ANYTHING |
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Ship it Monzo |
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Substitutions:
|
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Jammies |
|
75' |
|
 |
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Trust the Plan |
|
75' |
|
 |
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Juan Fantasia |
|
75' |
|
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Smug Redman |
|
88' |
|
Manager:
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Kit:
|
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Detolf Shelves |
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|
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Nubs Destiny |
|
75' |
|
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One Day |
|
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|
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Kinder Eggs |
|
75' |
|
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Vintage Stormtrooper |
|
75' |
|
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Beyithirr |
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|
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Grisa |
|
75' |
|
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O.T Chainsaw |
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|
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Optimus Prime |
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|
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Woody |
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|
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Madoka Titus |
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Substitutions:
|
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Do This Pose! |
|
75' |
|
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Headdie Brock |
|
75' |
|
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Skeleton Army |
|
75' |
|
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Drossel |
|
75' |
|
Manager:
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Man of the Match:
I CAN'T DO ANYTHING (/vg/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
51
|
|
49
|
Shots (on target)
|
9
|
|
2
|
(6)
|
|
(1)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
1
|
|
7
|
(0)
|
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(3)
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Corner Kicks
|
1
|
|
0
|
Free Kicks
|
7
|
|
1
|
Passes completed (%)
|
80
|
|
71
|
Crosses
|
4
|
|
10
|
Interceptions
|
16
|
|
14
|
Tackles
|
5
|
|
11
|
Saves
|
1
|
|
4
|
|
/vst/ v /wg/
Background:
Stadium: Armchair General
|
18 April 2025, 19:00 UTC
|
Attendance: 396
|
KANE LIVES 69' Nuclear Gandhi 81'
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21' Comfy
35' Helios
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Assists
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Willy the Waggler 69' Wololo 81'
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21' Nudes
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Kit:
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Good luck! I'm behind 7000 Powerliches |
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You Must Construct Additional Pylons |
|
20' |
|
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Metal Boxes |
|
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|
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Doomstacks |
|
69' |
|
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Tall/Wide |
20' |
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>SRPGs |
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Is It Done Yuri? |
55' |
69' |
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Nuclear Gandhi |
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Wololo |
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Willy the Waggler |
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KANE LIVES |
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Substitutions:
|
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Ksatriya Khadgacarmadharas |
|
20' |
|
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Horatio |
|
69' |
|
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ABIBA TOOT |
|
69' |
|
Manager:
|
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Kit:
|
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Save One Leave One |
|
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|
 |
 |
mnml |
|
69' |
|
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Holy Fuckin Shit Dude How Big Is Your Monitor |
|
69' |
|
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Zdzisław Beksiński |
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|
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Dank Papes |
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|
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Nudes |
|
69' |
|
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Headphone Girl |
|
69' |
|
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Comfy |
|
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|
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Descartes |
|
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|
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Helios |
|
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|
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Cunt Destroyer |
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Substitutions:
|
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>>>/w/ |
|
69' |
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it was the best wallpaper ive ever known |
|
69' |
|
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I Cast Testicular Torsion |
|
69' |
|
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Hey /wg/ It's My Birthday |
|
69' |
|
Manager:
|
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Man of the Match:
Helios (/wg/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
52
|
|
48
|
Shots (on target)
|
7
|
|
9
|
(3)
|
|
(4)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
5
|
|
1
|
(1)
|
|
(0)
|
Corner Kicks
|
1
|
|
2
|
Free Kicks
|
1
|
|
5
|
Passes completed (%)
|
86
|
|
85
|
Crosses
|
4
|
|
3
|
Interceptions
|
11
|
|
9
|
Tackles
|
7
|
|
11
|
Saves
|
2
|
|
2
|
|
/vg/ v /vst/
Background: These teams have never met in a competitive setting.
Stadium: Tokyo Racecourse
|
19 April 2025, 18:20 UTC
|
Attendance: 412
|
I CAN'T DO ANYTHING 54'
|
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Assists
|
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DUCE DUCE DUCE 54'
|
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Kit:
|
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Frito |
|
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|
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DUCE DUCE DUCE |
|
70' |
|
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Juan Fantasia |
|
70' |
|
 |
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LIZ LOVE |
|
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|
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Smug Redman |
|
78' |
|
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Giant Man-Eating Jews |
|
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|
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Thank You Based Region Lock |
|
78' |
|
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The Doro |
|
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|
 |
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Git Gud |
|
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|
 |
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Ship it Monzo |
|
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|
 |
 |
I CAN'T DO ANYTHING |
|
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|
Substitutions:
|
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The Moose is Loose |
|
70' |
|
 |
 |
wegh |
|
70' |
|
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Sex That Children Can Enjoy |
|
78' |
|
 |
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Jammies |
|
78' |
|
Manager:
|
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Kit:
|
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>no 110% speed |
|
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|
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ZERG RUSH KEKEKEKE |
|
70' |
|
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Doomstacks |
|
70' |
|
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Metal Boxes |
|
70' |
|
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El Presidente |
|
70' |
|
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King Harlaus |
70' |
|
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"Glad you could gamble it all away, /vg/." |
|
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|
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Nuclear Gandhi |
|
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|
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Wololo |
|
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|
 |
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Willy the Waggler |
|
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|
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KANE LIVES |
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Substitutions:
|
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KSATRIYA KHADGACARMADHARAS |
90+2' |
70' |
|
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Horatio |
|
70' |
|
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Thermal Signature Detected |
|
70' |
|
 |
 |
YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS |
|
70' |
|
Manager:
|
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|
Man of the Match:
I CAN'T DO ANYTHING (/vg/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
45
|
|
55
|
Shots (on target)
|
6
|
|
3
|
(4)
|
|
(0)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
1
|
|
3
|
(0)
|
|
(0)
|
Corner Kicks
|
2
|
|
1
|
Free Kicks
|
3
|
|
1
|
Passes completed (%)
|
79
|
|
87
|
Crosses
|
2
|
|
1
|
Interceptions
|
13
|
|
13
|
Tackles
|
10
|
|
9
|
Saves
|
0
|
|
2
|
|
/toy/ v /wg/
Background:
Stadium: Legoland
|
19 April 2025, 19:00 UTC
|
Attendance: 342
|
Optimus Prime 9'
|
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88' Cunt Destroyer
|
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Assists
|
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88' Helios
|
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Kit:
|
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Ham Hands |
|
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Nubs Destiny |
|
70' |
|
 |
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Danbo |
|
70' |
|
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Drossel |
|
|
|
 |
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Do This Pose! |
|
70' |
|
 |
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My Nugga |
30' |
|
|
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Grisa |
|
70' |
|
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O.T Chainsaw |
|
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|
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Optimus Prime |
|
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|
 |
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Woody |
|
|
|
 |
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Madoka Titus |
|
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|
Substitutions:
|
 |
 |
Mechagodzilla |
|
70' |
|
 |
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Kinder Eggs |
|
70' |
|
 |
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Skeleton Army |
|
70' |
|
 |
 |
Headdie Brock |
|
70' |
|
Manager:
|
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|
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Kit:
|
 |
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Save One Leave One |
|
|
|
 |
 |
mnml |
|
70' |
|
 |
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Hey /wg/ It's My Birthday |
|
70' |
|
 |
 |
Traditional Art |
51' |
|
|
 |
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Brutalism |
|
70' |
|
 |
 |
Dark Side of the Moon |
59' |
70' |
|
 |
 |
it was the best wallpaper ive ever known |
|
|
|
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Comfy |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Descartes |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Helios |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Cunt Destroyer |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
 |
 |
Cybercunt |
|
70' |
|
 |
 |
Holy Fucking Shit Dude How Big Is Your Monitor |
|
70' |
|
 |
 |
Zdzisław Beksiński |
|
70' |
|
 |
 |
>>>/w/ |
|
70' |
|
Manager:
|
|
|
Man of the Match:
Cunt Destroyer (/wg/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
51
|
|
49
|
Shots (on target)
|
7
|
|
11
|
(6)
|
|
(7)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
3
|
|
3
|
(0)
|
|
(0)
|
Corner Kicks
|
3
|
|
2
|
Free Kicks
|
4
|
|
3
|
Passes completed (%)
|
80
|
|
76
|
Crosses
|
7
|
|
12
|
Interceptions
|
10
|
|
17
|
Tackles
|
9
|
|
10
|
Saves
|
3
|
|
4
|
|
/vst/ v /toy/
Background:
Stadium: Armchair General
|
20 April 2025, 18:20 UTC
|
Attendance: 346
|
Willy the Waggler 11', 42'
|
|
59', 68', 90+0' Woody
|
|
Assists
|
|
Tall/Wide 11' Wololo 42'
|
|
68' My Nugga
90+0' O.T Chainsaw
|
|
|
Kit:
|
 |
 |
Good luck! I'm behind 7000 Powerliches |
|
|
|
 |
 |
ZERG RUSH KEKEKEKE |
|
67' |
|
 |
 |
KSATRIYA KHADGACARMADHARAS |
|
67' |
|
 |
 |
Metal Boxes |
|
67' |
|
 |
 |
Tall/Wide |
|
67' |
|
 |
 |
ABIBA TOOT |
|
|
|
 |
 |
King Harlaus |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Nuclear Gandhi |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Willy the Waggler |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Wololo |
|
|
|
 |
 |
KANE LIVES |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
 |
 |
Horatio |
|
67' |
|
 |
 |
Doomstacks |
|
67' |
|
 |
 |
Artificial """Intelligence""" |
|
67' |
|
 |
 |
El Presidente |
|
67' |
|
Manager:
|
|
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Kit:
|
 |
 |
Ham Hands |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Cobra Commander |
|
67' |
|
 |
 |
Drossel |
74' |
|
|
 |
 |
Kinder Eggs |
|
67' |
|
 |
 |
Mechagodzilla |
|
67' |
|
 |
 |
My Nugga |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Skeleton Army |
|
67' |
|
 |
 |
O.T Chainsaw |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Optimus Prime |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Woody |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Madoka Titus |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
 |
 |
Vintage Stormtrooper |
|
67' |
|
 |
 |
Nubs Destiny |
|
67' |
|
 |
 |
Creepy Miku |
|
67' |
|
 |
 |
Classic Spaceman |
|
67' |
|
Manager:
|
|
|
Man of the Match:
Woody (/toy/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
50
|
|
50
|
Shots (on target)
|
5
|
|
11
|
(5)
|
|
(6)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
1
|
|
4
|
(0)
|
|
(0)
|
Corner Kicks
|
2
|
|
0
|
Free Kicks
|
3
|
|
1
|
Passes completed (%)
|
81
|
|
79
|
Crosses
|
2
|
|
9
|
Interceptions
|
16
|
|
14
|
Tackles
|
3
|
|
14
|
Saves
|
4
|
|
2
|
|
/wg/ v /vg/
Background:
Stadium: The Battlestation
|
20 April 2025, 19:00 UTC
|
Attendance: 373
|
Cunt Destroyer 33' Comfy 64' Helios 69', 73'
|
|
|
|
Assists
|
|
I Cast Testicular Torsion 64' Cunt Destroyer 69' Nudes 73'
|
|
|
|
|
Kit:
|
 |
 |
Save One Leave One |
|
|
|
 |
 |
mnml |
|
67' |
|
 |
 |
Hey /wg/ It's My Birthday |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Holy Fucking Shit Dude How Big Is Your Monito |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Dank Papes |
|
67' |
|
 |
 |
I Cast Testicular Torsion |
|
67' |
|
 |
 |
it was the best wallpaper ive ever known |
|
67' |
|
 |
 |
Descartes |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Comfy |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Helios |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Cunt Destroyer |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
 |
 |
Brutalism |
|
67' |
|
 |
 |
Nudes |
|
67' |
|
 |
 |
Communism |
|
67' |
|
 |
 |
Headphone Girl |
|
67' |
|
Manager:
|
|
|
|
|
Kit:
|
 |
 |
Beat Saver |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Juan Fantasia |
|
|
|
 |
 |
LIZ LOVE |
|
64' |
|
 |
 |
Trust the Plan |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Mechanically Engineered Autism |
67' |
67' |
|
 |
 |
The Moose is Loose |
|
76' |
|
 |
 |
Sex That Children Can Enjoy |
|
76' |
|
 |
 |
The Doro |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Git Gud |
88' |
|
|
 |
 |
I CAN'T DO ANYTHING |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Ship it Monzo |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
 |
 |
Bouncy Bouncy |
|
64' |
|
 |
 |
Yakisoba-P |
|
67' |
|
 |
 |
DUCE DUCE DUCE |
|
76' |
|
 |
 |
Chad Thundercock |
|
76' |
|
Manager:
|
|
|
Man of the Match:
Helios (/wg/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
54
|
|
46
|
Shots (on target)
|
12
|
|
7
|
(9)
|
|
(5)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
0
|
|
5
|
(0)
|
|
(0)
|
Corner Kicks
|
6
|
|
1
|
Free Kicks
|
5
|
|
0
|
Passes completed (%)
|
83
|
|
77
|
Crosses
|
2
|
|
10
|
Interceptions
|
11
|
|
10
|
Tackles
|
9
|
|
11
|
Saves
|
5
|
|
3
|
|