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/ncaah/
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Founded 1948 Manager The NCAA Owner TD Bank in Partnership with the Boston Bruins, the Minnesota Wild, and the City of Belfast IRL manager SUPERtwinky Team color Chat color Top scorer Martin St. Louis (4) Top assister () Captain Martin St. Louis Website /ncaah/ - College /hoc/ Nickname The Frozen 4+7
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 3 4 3 10 30%
GF GA GD 15 23 -8
Biggest win /stors/  2–5  /ncaah/ 9/15/17 Biggest defeat /snes/  6–1  /ncaah/ 10/6/17 First match /stors/  2–5  /ncaah/ 9/15/17
Team music
Anthem St. Cloud State Intro Theme Goal horn Boston College Goalhorn: "For Boston" Martin St. Louis UVM Goalhorn: "Vermont Victorious" UCONN Whalers BRASS BONANZA Air Force Air Force GH: "The Wild Blue Yonder"
Kits

No. Position Player 11   GK Hug of Death 10   CB >Atlantic "Hockey" 9   CB MINNESOTAWINSLOL 1   DMF Cale Makar 7   DMF Desert Hockey Classic(tm) 6   DMF The Beanpot 5   CMF The Belpot 4   CMF UCONN Whalers 2   AMF St. Habs State 3   SS NODAKS 8   CF Martin St. Louis

No. Position Player 12   GK 7th Round Pick of The Arizona Coyotes 12   DMF PAC12 when? 14   DMF Miami 15   DMF Alternative Michigan 16   DMF Alabama–Huntsville 17   CMF 4:20 18   CMF APRIL INSANITY 19   CMF No Mercyhurst 20   CMF It's a Tie? 21   SS Air Force 22   SS UMASS Low 23   SS Olympic State University

Player	Description
Martin St. Louis	Some say he was so great because his competition was second rate, others say he peaked early. I say all that really matters is that the College GOAT played for my team.
7th Round Pick of The Arizona Coyotes	The pride of Alabama Huntsville Hockey!
MINNESOTAWINSLOL	Minnesota always has 3 teams in the top 5, and their schools recruit heavily from Minnesota High Schools, which are the best in the US
>Atlantic "Hockey"	A bunch of small schools in the mid atlantic that are all complete garbage...plus Air Force
NODAKS	What everyone calls North Dakota because they can't remember their new name
The UCONN Whalers	UCONN totally isn't cashing in on the Whalers guys...[Quickly hides Brass Bonanza CD]
Cale Makar	The #4 overall pick in the 2017 NHL draft decided to go to college. Will he surpass St. Louis? Probably not because he's playing for UMASS.
Desert Hockey Classic(tm)	Arizona State's hockey team is more popular than the Coyotes...not that that's hard. They hold a yearly 4 team tournament in Arizona
The Beanpot	Yearly tournament dating back to 1952 featuring Northeastern, Boston College, Boston University, and Harvard. Does not actually contain beans
The Belpot	Not to be confused with the Beanpot, the Belpot is a college hockey tournament in Belfast, because apparently Northern Ireland likes hockey
PAC12 when?	People have been speculating for years that the PAC12 would take up D1 hockey. However due to Title IX constraints only Arizona State has joined, and are stuck in limbo with no conference
Air Force	Army and Navy can have Football, Air Force is good at a REAL sport!
Alternative Michigan	So many Michigans to choose from!
Alabama–Huntsville	Alabama plays hockey. Alabama is not very good at Hockey
4:20	It's tradition at a lot of schools to count down to 4:20 remaining in each period. DUDE WEED LMAO
APRIL INSANITY	You thought March Madeness was fun? Well this isn't nearly as good but please watch our sport!
No Mercyhurst	Fresh off a 7 game winning streak and ready to crush what passes for competition in The Atlantic Hockey Conference Tournament.
It's a Tie?	You can tie in college hockey, except when you can't. Each conference sets their own rules for OT and it's a big confusing mess during inter-conference matchups because the two teams get to make up a whole new set of OT rules just for that one game, right before the game
Miami	No not the good one, the Ohio one. They drop the "Of Ohio" to try and trick you into watching.
UMASS Low	UMASS Lowell has become a hockey powerhouse by accepting all of the students too dumb to get accepted into any school with actual admissions standards.
St. Habs State	Contrary to popular belief, the Habs stole the logo from them
Olympic State University	The NHL withdrew from the Olympics so now the US National team belongs to us!
Hug of death	Fighting is banned in NCAA Hockey, so players try to hug each other to death instead

Rivalries

/mild/ - The Minnesotab Owl	Many great college hockey players come from Minnesota, and many of them play for Minnesota schools. So which is the REAL Minnesota team: The local boys at the University of Minnesota or the pro team in Minneapolis that's full of Canadians?
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/broons/ - The Hockey East Championship	It's hockey night in New England every Friday night, and if the Bruins aren't playing the NESN broadcast crew is bringing you the NCAA's best eastern teams. Also sometimes the UMASS Minutemen.
1-0-0

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