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A meme team which might compete in [[User:MarcoZ/Beta_Bowl_II:_Pepe%27s_Revenge|this event]] provided my toaster <span class="explain" title="And if the Beta Bowl II actually happens, thanks PES 18">doesn't die by then</span>. <span class="explain" title="All">Some</span> of the roster is shit so players/positions/numbers will probably change for the <span class="explain" title="Nobody Cares">sole wiki autist who cares</span> about this stuff.
A meme team which was made to compete [[User:MarcoZ/Beta_Bowl_II:_Pepe%27s_Revenge|this event]] <span class="explain" title="The Beta Bowl II never actually happened, thanks PES 18">except it never did</span> so now they'll compete in this [https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//ag/_League_3:_Dancing_Anime_Girls_Edition autism]. <span class="explain" title="All">Some</span> of the roster is shit so players/positions/numbers will probably change for the <span class="explain" title="Nobody Cares">sole wiki autist who cares</span> about this stuff.
===Export===
[https://mega.nz/#!wHIyWATS!ItXHTZ9bKQKxmpZ15bBfYbll-lwwMkcyfHuZzr3oSFg /ag/ League 3 Tactical Export]<br>
https://pastebin.com/dh3Xh69y
 
Slavstetics :^)
=== /ice/ Roster ===
=== /ice/ Roster ===
{{sq start}}
{{sq start}}
{{sq start player |no=35 |pos=GK |name= <span class="explain" title="The world's Northernmost commieblock (city), no one or ball gets into this isolated commieblock and their precious nickel and rare earth metal reserves, unless you're a quality Russian or Belerussian ball. Or if you're coming to work in the Gulag.">Norilsk</span>}}
{{sq start player |no=35 |pos=GK |name= <span class="explain" title="The world's Northernmost commieblock (city), no one or ball gets into this isolated commieblock and their precious nickel and rare earth metal reserves, unless you're a quality Russian or Belerussian ball. Or if you're coming to work in the Gulag.">Norilsk</span>}}
{{sq start player |no=0 |pos=LB |name= <span class="explain" title="The coldest temperature that one can reachm it makes this team feel pretty warm. According to the Third Law of Thermodynamics, we can't reach this temperature, but some /sci/entist will come in and tell me that 500 nK is 0 K, but instead i'll just be corrected because I'm a brainlet.">Zero Kelvin</span>}}
{{sq start player |no=42 |pos=RB |name= <span class="explain" title="The most PATRICIAN way of showing off where your interests or powerlevel lie in the form of an image. The perfect way to show if you're a normalfag or autist, brainlet or enlightened or to just tell someone else that their taste is shit.">Iceberg Chart</span>}}
{{sq start player |no=9|pos=CB |name= <span class="explain" title="The magical Touhou ice fairy. 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA ">Cirno</span>}}
{{sq start player |no=14 |pos=CB |name= <span class="explain" title="Everyone's favourite part of a video game when the ice level has different mechanics, usually being having less control over the character or making their defenses worse. Usually these mechanics create artificial difficulty. Also why are these levels always about 3/4 of the way through the game?">{{greentext|Ice Physics}}</span>}}
{{sq start player |no=12 |pos=CB |name= <span class="explain" title="Two rare weather conditions, one which is fog with ice crystals inside it. And nope it's not a fucking special snowflake gay trans mayonnaise attack helicopter OC Donut Steel. It's just an ice crystal with shapes. The other one is rain which freezes as it hits the ground.  Also any of you who live in cold regions never know the pain of it never even snowing except on rare occassions. You don't get to remain comfy in Winter clothes, and when it does snow everything shuts down. Warmer regions are not comfy, and you will never experience this comfy weather  without the magic of PES. with">Diamond Dust with Freezing Rain</span>}}
{{sq start player |no=25 |pos=CB |name= <span class="explain" title="The Svalbard NEET lives a comfy life living off autismbux from oil rich Norway, while having nothing to do to end his NEETdom. Too bad his computer probably doesn't work due to the cold temperatures, fucking semiconductors, and probably gets attacked by polar bears on a regular basis. Maybe that's why there's almost no Kingdom of Svalbard flags on 4chan.">Comfy Svalbard NEET</span>}}
{{sq start player |no=25 |pos=LB |name= <span class="explain" title="The Svalbard NEET lives a comfy life living off autismbux from oil rich Norway, while having nothing to do to end his NEETdom. Too bad his computer probably doesn't work due to the cold temperatures, fucking semiconductors, and probably gets attacked by polar bears on a regular basis. Maybe that's why there's almost no Kingdom of Svalbard flags on 4chan.">Comfy Svalbard NEET</span>}}
{{sq start player |no=3 |pos=LB |name= <span class="explain" title="Zoinks Skooks! Am I glad that he’s frozen in there and that we’re out here and that he’s the Sheriff and that we’re frozen out here and we’re in there and I just remembered we’re out here. What I wanna know is where’s the Caveman?">Caveman Sheriff</span>}}
{{sq gold player |no=1 |pos=AMF |name= <span class="explain" title="Nightmare fuel from everyone's favourite Finnish anime. The Groke just wants friendship, warmth and a few useless trinkets but she grunts for everything she wants and freezes everything she goes near, and due to this is rejected by everyone, living in her cavern in the lonely mountains. She's just like the average user here then.">The Groke</span>}}
{{sq start player |no=9|pos=CMF |name= <span class="explain" title="The magical Touhou ice fairy. 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA ">Cirno</span>}}
{{sq start player |no=13 |pos=AMF |name= <span class="explain" title="If ratboygenius fucked one of those Spiderman Frozen nursrey rhymes videos, and was raised by someone who made a parody of those nursrey rhymes this would be the result. Do not hold onto it, do not hold onto it, the ice is very COLD!!!!! Do not hold on to it, do not hold onto it, only I can be so bold! Doooo not touch ice for it may freeze you, but it wont freeze meeeeee, you must not grab the ice! LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LAAAAAAAAA LAAAAAAAAA LAAAAAA! Do not hold onto it, do not hold onto it, it will freeze your hand!! Do not hold onto it, do not hold onto it, you must follow my command! Only I can hold onto ice, while others who do. Must pay the price!">Ulsa</span>}}
{{sq silver player |no=1 |pos=CMF |name= <span class="explain" title="Nightmare fuel from everyone's favourite Finnish anime. The Groke just wants friendship, warmth and a few useless trinkets but she grunts for everything she wants and freezes everything she goes near, and due to this is rejected by everyone, living in her cavern in the lonely mountains. She's just like the average user here then.">The Groke</span>}}
{{sq start player |no=14 |pos=DMF |name= <span class="explain" title="Everyone's favourite part of a video game when the ice level has different mechanics, usually being having less control over the character or making their defenses worse. Usually these mechanics create artificial difficulty. Also why are these levels always about 3/4 of the way through the game?">{{greentext|Ice Physics}}</span>}}
{{sq bronze player |no=13 |pos=LMF |name= <span class="explain" title="If ratboygenius fucked one of those Spiderman Frozen nursrey rhymes videos, and was raised by someone who made a parody of those nursrey rhymes this would be the result. Do not hold onto it, do not hold onto it, the ice is very COLD!!!!! Do not hold on to it, do not hold onto it, only I can be so bold! Doooo not touch ice for it may freeze you, but it wont freeze meeeeee, you must not grab the ice! LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LAAAAAAAAA LAAAAAAAAA LAAAAAA! Do not hold onto it, do not hold onto it, it will freeze your hand!! Do not hold onto it, do not hold onto it, you must follow my command! Only I can hold onto ice, while others who do. Must pay the price!">Ulsa</span>}}
{{sq gold player |no=4 |pos=SS |name= <span class="explain" title="Ice Type Pokemon are generally shit, mainly due to their type. They have one resistance, Ice itself, and four weaknessess, along with many 4x weaknesses, most of them being common offensive types, while also generally having stats that benefit bulky Pokemon. Great combination with a shit defensive type. They also get little to no buff from Hail, and almost every Water Type and a bunch of other stuff learn all their moves which makes their offensive advantages relatively useless on Ice if others can use their moves. Even fucking fairies took away their dragon killing niche. Fix this shit GameFreak.">How do we fix Ice Type?</span>}}
{{sq silver player |no=89 |pos=RMF |name= <span class="explain" title="ICE, known as the InterCityExpress, are the High Speed Trains which operate in Germany and some of the surrounding countries. German autism (engineering) at its finest, although not as good as the Japanese bullet trains. Why can't we all get good HSR desu?">ICE</span> {{captain}}}}
{{sq silver player |no=89 |pos=CMF |name= <span class="explain" title="ICE, known as the InterCityExpress, are the High Speed Trains which operate in Germany and some of the surrounding countries. German autism (engineering) at its finest, although not as good as the Japanese bullet trains. Why can't we all get good HSR desu?">ICE</span> {{captain}}}}
{{sq bronze player |no=90 |pos=SS |name= <span class="explain" title="The mascot of the Dark Souls of JRPGs himself, from the spinoff of the popular Persona series, Shin Megami Tensei has decided to play divegrass for /ice/. Hee Ho.">Jack Frost</span>}}
{{sq silver player |no=90 |pos=CF |name= <span class="explain" title="The mascot of the Dark Souls of JRPGs himself, from the spinoff of the popular Persona series, Shin Megami Tensei has decided to play divegrass for /ice/. Hee Ho.">Jack Frost</span>}}
{{sq gold player |no=4 |pos=CF |name= <span class="explain" title="Ice Type Pokemon are generally shit, mainly due to their type. They have one resistance, Ice itself, and four weaknessess, along with many 4x weaknesses, most of them being common offensive types, while also generally having stats that benefit bulky Pokemon. Great combination with a shit defensive type. They also get little to no buff from Hail, and almost every Water Type and a bunch of other stuff learn all their moves which makes their offensive advantages relatively useless on Ice if others can use their moves. Even fucking fairies took away their dragon killing niche. Fix this shit GameFreak.">How do we fix Ice Type?</span>}}
{{sq mid}}
{{sq mid}}
{{sq start player |no=77 |pos=GK |name= <span class="explain" title="Ah yes, Iceland, the land of fucking volcanoes and dentists, although it's still cold here. Then we have fucking Greenland which is all ice. Someone should fix this shit.">"""Ice"""Land</span>}}
{{sq player |no=58 |pos=GK |name= <span class="explain" title="I needed a /hoc/ meme in the team, I don't watch hockey, this one even got onto the /sp/ roster in 2017. He lived up to his name against /x/.">Finnish Goaltending</span>}}
{{sq start player |no=42 |pos=LB |name= <span class="explain" title="The most PATRICIAN way of showing off where your interests or powerlevel lie in the form of an image. The perfect way to show if you're a normalfag or autist, brainlet or enlightened or to just tell someone else that their taste is shit.">Iceberg Chart</span>}}
{{sq player |no=66 |pos=CB |name= <span class="explain" title="Some rumour that he's frozen somewhere in the depths of Disneyland, except he isn't maybe. He'll come back and reanimate the mouse one day.">Frozen Walt Disney</span>}}
{{sq start player |no=3 |pos=CB |name= <span class="explain" title="Zoinks Skooks! Am I glad that he’s frozen in there and that we’re out here and that he’s the Sheriff and that we’re frozen out here and we’re in there and I just remembered we’re out here. What I wanna know is where’s the Caveman?">Caveman Sheriff</span>}}
{{sq player |no=30 |pos=CB |name= <span class="explain" title="Well, seeing as he's frozen for about another 980 years, and he's doing nothing else he might as well play some virtual divegrass to pass the time. I wonder what being frozen and revivied feels like? tfw can't afford cryogenics either.">Frozen Philip J. Fry</span>}}
{{sq start player |no=41 |pos=CB |name= <span class="explain" title="A meme which has defeated many fine European leaders, including Napoleon and Hitler, because of the Russian Winter. Who will be the next leader to fall to this meme?">{{greentext|Attacking Russia in Winter}}</span>}}
{{sq player |no=41 |pos=RB |name= <span class="explain" title="A meme which has defeated many fine European leaders, including Napoleon and Hitler, because of the Russian Winter. Who will be the next leader to fall to this meme?">{{greentext|Attacking Russia in Winter}}</span>}}
{{sq start player |no=30 |pos=RB |name= <span class="explain" title="Well, seeing as he's frozen for about another 980 years, and he's doing nothing else he might as well play some virtual divegrass to pass the time. I wonder what being frozen and revivied feels like? tfw can't afford cryogenice either.">Frozen Philip J. Fry</span>}}
{{sq player |no=52 |pos=RB |name= <span class="explain" title="IceCat is a fork of Firefox from the GNU project. I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as IceCat, is in fact, GNU IceCat, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus IceCat.">IceCat</span>}}
{{sq start player |no=17 |pos=DMF |name= <span class="explain" title="I mean, I just found this at the back of my freezer, it's frozen, it must be fresh and still good to eat. I certainly won't die eating it. Also a fantastic way to preserve meat for the McMammoth™ burger. Why not have some fresh ice to put into your refreshing fresh Pepsi™ too?">"""Fresh""" Frozen Food</span>}}
{{sq player |no=17 |pos=DMF |name= <span class="explain" title="Yuri on Ice!!! rep, If only I actually watched this I might know something other than there being fags ice skating, which is shit in its own right. Also everything is better when followed by On Ice">Gays on Ice!!!</span>}}
{{sq start player |no=9 |pos=CMF |name= <span class="explain" title="Yuri on Ice!!! rep, If only I actually watched this I might know something other than there being fags ice skating, which is shit in its own right. Also everything is better when followed by On Ice">Gays on Ice!!!</span>}}
{{sq player |no=15 |pos=DMF |name= <span class="explain" title="THEY'RE FUCKING BACK IN SMASH BROS, BASED MASHED POTATO SOCCER GUY. Now they just need to add Rundas and Jack Frost.">Ice Climbers</span>}}
{{sq start player |no=21 |pos=AMF |name= <span class="explain" title="USA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, although this is still somewhat relevant, it might change to implying Winter Olympics or some hockey meme if I knew any other than rags and those clipart animals from /hoc/ OPs. Or Finnish Goaltending.">Triangle and Tobacco's Bobsled team</span>}}
{{sq player |no=27 |pos=RB |name= <span class="explain" title="An utter meme sporting event which is competed by colder countries to make them feel better for doing shit at the real Olympics. My country is shit at them though, gib snow pls.">{{greentext|Winter Olympics}}</span>}}
{{sq start player |no=34 |pos=CMF |name= <span class="explain" title="tfw your Icefu will never be real, feels bad man. Or if it's a Yuki Onna she will also kill you and end your suffering.">Muh Icefu</span>}}
{{sq player |no=99 |pos=RB |name= <span class="explain" title="Hiro, for fuck sake, the site is fucking down again, I can't post for hours now, fuck you you fucking gook. Oh look, now I can't post images anymore. Go fuck a rake. Was it really better under moot?">4chan is Frozen again</span>}}
{{sq start player |no=99 |pos=LB |name= <span class="explain" title=" Robot Master from Mega Man 10. He is very cold and chill. Chill man, no hotheads allowed, why not lie in the ice and freeze yourself to release the hotheadedness?">Chill Man</span>}}
{{sq player |no=74 |pos=CMF |name= <span class="explain" title=" Chef Ramsey is not impressed, he paid top dollar for a fucking frozen steak which was cooked in a microwave. I mean, I just found this at the back of my freezer, it's frozen, it must be fresh and still good to eat. I certainly won't die eating it. Also a fantastic way to preserve meat for the McMammoth™ burger. Why not have some fresh ice to put into your refreshing fresh Pepsi™ too?">IT'S FUCKING FROZEN FOOD</span>}}
{{sq start player |no=52 |pos=RB |name= <span class="explain" title="IceCat is a fork of Firefox from the GNU project. I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as IceCat, is in fact, GNU IceCat, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus IceCat.">IceCat</span>}}
{{sq player |no=62 |pos=CMF |name= <span class="explain" title="Ah yes, Iceland, the land of fucking volcanoes and dentists, although it's still cold here. Then we have fucking Greenland which is all ice. Someone should fix this shit.">"""Ice"""Land</span>}}
{{sq start player |no=77 |pos=CF |name= <span class="explain" title="NOOT NOOT motherfuckers. Pingu is a meme 77 striker who has a unique goalhorn.">NOOT NOOT</span>}}
{{sq player |no=77 |pos=SS |name= <span class="explain" title="NOOT NOOT motherfuckers. Pingu is a meme 77 striker who has a unique goalhorn.">NOOT NOOT</span>}}
{{sq end}}
{{sq end}}


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Revision as of 00:06, 1 July 2018

/ice/
I AM COLD
Ice logo.png
/ice/ - ice
Founded 13th October 2017
Manager Ice King
Owner PepsiCo®
IRL manager Toffelskater
Team colors
Extra team colors
Chat color D4ECF3
Ice Cold
Top scorer ()
Top assister ()
Captain ICE
Website /ice/ - ice
Nickname /ice/picks
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
0 0 0 0 0%
GF GA GD
0 0 0
Biggest win
TBD TBD icon.png 0–0 TBD icon.png TBD
TBD
Biggest defeat
TBD TBD icon.png 0–0 TBD icon.png TBD
TBD
First match
TBD TBD icon.png 0–0 TBD icon.png TBD
TBD
Team music
Anthem The only good thing about this game was the OST
Victory Anthem Fresh Static Snow - Porter Robinson
If we """win""" the Wooden Spoon BRAVO Bioware
Goal horn Snow Mecha Take Off - Zabutom
Vidya Goalhorn Ice Cap Zone Act 1
When Anyone scores a Hattrick Diamond Dust Zone Act 2
Ulsa Goalhorn DO NOT HOLD ONTO IT
NOOT NOOT Goalhorn NOOT NOOT
Kits
Home kit File:(Optional) Filename for the home kit.
Away kit File:(Optional) Filename for the away kit.
Goalkeeper kit File:(Optional) Filename for the GK kit.


A meme team which was made to compete this event except it never did so now they'll compete in this autism. Some of the roster is shit so players/positions/numbers will probably change for the sole wiki autist who cares about this stuff.

Export

/ag/ League 3 Tactical Export
https://pastebin.com/dh3Xh69y

Slavstetics :^)

/ice/ Roster

No. Position Player
35
  GK
Norilsk
42
  RB
Iceberg Chart
14
  CB
>Ice Physics
25
  CB
Comfy Svalbard NEET
3
  LB
Caveman Sheriff
9
  CMF
Cirno
1
  CMF
The Groke
13
  LMF
Ulsa
89
  RMF
ICE Captain
90
  SS
Jack Frost
4
  CF
How do we fix Ice Type?
No. Position Player
58
  GK
Finnish Goaltending
66
  CB
Frozen Walt Disney
30
  CB
Frozen Philip J. Fry
41
  RB
>Attacking Russia in Winter
52
  RB
IceCat
17
  DMF
Gays on Ice!!!
15
  DMF
Ice Climbers
27
  RB
>Winter Olympics
99
  RB
4chan is Frozen again
74
  CMF
IT'S FUCKING FROZEN FOOD
62
  CMF
"""Ice"""Land
77
  SS
NOOT NOOT

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