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Remember:
*🐸 Your soul he will gargle 🐸 He is very largle 🐸 He won’t let you go fargle 🐸 It’s frog spirit Yargle 🐸
*Rosewatta Stone
*Stupid Sexy Jace
*The GitGud Monster
*Fuck your Tree
*Spank Daddy Bolas


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! Player !! Origin
! Player !! Origin
|-
|-
| Banana King|| Silumgar is absolutely bananas.  
| DFC|| No it doesn't mean that.  
|-
|-
| Garvas Elscott || [[http://static.starcitygames.com/www/images/article/12312010TaitGE1.jpg Garvas Elscott]] , MODO Cop, is on the case once more. Also by day he's [[https://twitter.com/lsv some guy]] who likes to harass Paul Cheon.  
| Luck Skill Victory || It's what [[https://twitter.com/lsv LSV]] really stands for.
|-
|-
| Blue Goyf || [[http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=370404 Tarmogoyf]] is basically a blue creature and if it became blue the only people who would notice are the ones playing meme-range, but those aren't people.  
| Blue Goyf || [[http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=370404 Tarmogoyf]] is basically a blue creature and if it became blue the only people who would notice are the ones playing meme-range, but those aren't people.  
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| UnZipped || The title for the third Un-Set that people have been clamoring for. It is coming, right.  
| UnZipped || The title for the third Un-Set that people have been clamoring for. It is coming, right.  
|-
|-
| Meme Rhino || If you aren't playing meme-range in at least three formats with a full playset of [[http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=386666 meme-rhinos]] then you aren't even trying to win. Thanks Wizards.  
| Millennia Old Vampire || Sorin has been showing up a lot in the recent sets, shame he hasn't done {{tt|anything important|except for killing his daughteru}} in them. No matter how useless he is you still don't want to [[http://magiccards.info/ddk/en/25.html get in his way]].
|-
|-
| Two Explores || The most famous case of cheating in Magic was by Alex Bertoncini by playing an extra land [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qd7cd-K8ImQ on camera]] then trying to justify it by saying two [[http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=394363 explores]]
| Eldrazi Winter || Good job breaking it Wizards.  
|-
|-
| Commander Phage || If you try to play [[http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=382324 Phage]] from the command zone you will lose the game but that doesn't stop people from trying anyway.  
| Commander Phage || If you try to play [[http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=382324 Phage]] from the command zone you will lose the game but that doesn't stop people from trying anyway.  
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—Jaji, magmaw worshipper
—Jaji, magmaw worshipper
|-
|-
| Maro, Killer of Magic || [[http://markrosewater.tumblr.com/ Mark Rosewater]] is the man in charge of killing Magic. Every day he wakes up hoping to ruin yours by destroying the game you hold dear. Do not believe his lies.  
| RoboRosewater || [[http://markrosewater.tumblr.com/ Mark Rosewater]] is the man in charge of killing Magic, his mind has been harnessed by the amazing power of Markov (no not that one) chains to make cards that will [https://twitter.com/RoboRosewater/status/709456761783230465 change the way you play Magic].
|-
|-
| Netdecker || This scumbag shows up with a list that he saw on the internet and copied. He thinks his victories mean something when he's playing someone else's deck that he didn't have to think about.  
| Netdecker || This scumbag shows up with a list that he saw on the internet and copied. He thinks his victories mean something when he's playing someone else's deck that he didn't have to think about.  
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| muh brews || This scumbag shows up with a list that makes no sense and nobody has played because it sucks. He thinks he's better than you because he's playing something no-one else is while forgetting the reason nobody else is playing it, the deck sucks.  
| muh brews || This scumbag shows up with a list that makes no sense and nobody has played because it sucks. He thinks he's better than you because he's playing something no-one else is while forgetting the reason nobody else is playing it, the deck sucks.  
|-
|-
| Free Counterspell || Screw [[http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=393825 spending mana]] to deny your opponent, [[http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=force+of+will ruin their fun]] while [[http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=393826 tapped out.]]
| Ancient Grudge || If there's anything a werewolf hates it's a collar--especially Avacyn's Collar, the symbol of her church. You see, Avacyn hunted wereolves, but mostly just the ones that hunted humans. Mist of then did but it's worth pointing out that some didn't. Who knows? In the future, if Sorin (the planeswalker who created Avacyn (the Angel/God thing that the people of Innistrad worship at churches (where holy symbols of Avacyn's Collar are kept, like the one pictured), and who basically considers Sorin her father)) comes back, maybe the balance in the world can be restored or something. But it seems unlikely that such an even would happen. For now, let's just focus on the fact that this werewolf is destroying a collar and that the collar happens to be the symbol of Avacyn, the guardian Angel of Innistrad, where both the werewolves and Avacyn are from.
|-
|-
| EDH Playable || What piece of trash isn't playable in that grab bag format. None. Everything is playable in EDH. You can stop saying it.  
| EDH Playable || What piece of trash isn't playable in that grab bag format. None. Everything is playable in EDH. You can stop saying it.  
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| Anime Sleeves || That guy at the card store whose cards are wrapped in sleeves decorated by 2D girls in bikinis. You wouldn't mind if he had better taste.  
| Anime Sleeves || That guy at the card store whose cards are wrapped in sleeves decorated by 2D girls in bikinis. You wouldn't mind if he had better taste.  
|-
|-
| Magic is Declining || It has been for years. The only thing that we can do about it is complain and yell at [[http://markrosewater.tumblr.com Maro]] on Tumblr.
| Two Explores || The most famous case of cheating in Magic was by Alex Bertoncini by playing an extra land [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qd7cd-K8ImQ on camera]] then trying to justify it by saying two [[http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=394363 explores]]
|-
|-
| Paul || [[https://twitter.com/haumph paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul.]]
| Paul || [[https://twitter.com/haumph paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul.]]
|-
|-
| Jank ||  Though the exactly what constitutes jank varies from person to person if they describe a card as jank they probably aren't complementing it.  
| Jank ||  Though the exactly what constitutes jank varies from person to person if they describe a card as jank they probably aren't complementing it.  
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| 26 August 2017
|{{team away|bird}}
|align=center|[[:/ag/ League 2: Autism Harder]]
|align=center|4-1 W
|<small> {{goal|19||48}} Elesh Norn, Grand Waifu<br>{{goal|45+0}} RoboRosewater<br>{{goal|70}} As Garfield Intended
|-bgcolor='ccffcc'
| 27 August 2017
|{{team away|dg}}
|align=center|[[:/ag/ League 2: Autism Harder]]
|align=center|4-3 W
|<small> {{goal|52||76||90+5}} RoboRosewater<br>{{goal|90+1}} As Garfield Intended
|-bgcolor='ffcccc'
| 30 August 2017
|{{team away|DG}}
|align=center|[[:/ag/ League 2: Autism Harder]]
|align=center|1-2 L
|<small> {{goal|43}} As Garfield Intended
|-bgcolor='ccffcc'
| 3 September 2017
|{{team away|math}}
|align=center|[[:/ag/ League 2: Autism Harder]]
|align=center|5-3 W
|<small> {{goal|24||87||90+0}} As Garfield Intended<br>{{goal|70}} RoboRosewater<br>{{goal|79}} Blue Goyf
|-bgcolor='ccffcc'
| 9 September 2017
|{{team away|afl}}
|align=center|[[:/ag/ League 2: Autism Harder]]
|align=center|3-1 W
|<small> {{goal|2||58}} Elesh Norn, Grand Waifu<br>{{goal|9}} Paul
|-bgcolor='ffcccc'
| 10 September 2017
|{{team away|nbl}}
|align=center|[[:/ag/ League 2: Autism Harder]]
|align=center|1-2 L
|<small> {{goal|66}} Jacetice League
|}
|}

Latest revision as of 14:53, 18 August 2018

/mtg/
Dies to Removal
Mtg logo.png
/mtg/ - Magic: The Gathering
Founded 4 March 2015
Manager Randy Buehler
Owner Wizards of the Coast
IRL manager Lear !!tx/mRYPi5i+
Team colors
Chat color af1d1d
Fireball Red
Top scorer As Garfield Intended
& RoboRosewater (5)
Top assister ()
Captain RoboRosewater
Website /mtg/ - Magic: The Gathering
Nickname '
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
4 0 2 6 66.67%
GF GA GD
18 12 +6
Biggest win
/bird/ Bird icon.png 1–4 Mtg icon.png /mtg/
26 August, 2017
Biggest defeat
/mtg/ Mtg icon.png 1–2 Nbl icon.png /nbl/
10 September, 2017
First match
/bird/ Bird icon.png 1–4 Mtg icon.png /mtg/
26 August, 2017
Team music
Anthem Magic by Pilot

Goal horn Hands Up by 2PM
Kits


Magic: the Gathering: the Team: the Experience: the format


Here is our list, I still don't get why we need a decklist for a non-sanctioned event.


No. Position Player
  GK
DFC
  LB
Luck Skill Victory
  CB
Blue Goyf
  CB
Return to Kamigawa
  RB
Unzipped
  CMF
Millennia Old Vampire
  CMF
Eldrazi Winter
  AMF
Commander Phage
  AMF
Elesh Norn, Grand Waifu
  CF
Magmaw
  CF
RoboRosewater Captain.png
No. Position Player
  GK
Netdecker
  GK
Muh Brews
  LB
Ancient Grudge
  LB
EDH Playable
  CB
Solitaire
  CB
Control is Dead
  CB
/tg/ is bad at Magic
  CB
Creatures: the Tappening
  RB
Anime Sleeves
  RB
Two Explores
  AMF
Paul
  AMF
Jank

Export: https://puu.sh/xiQ5C/0594b99576

Remember:

  • 🐸 Your soul he will gargle 🐸 He is very largle 🐸 He won’t let you go fargle 🐸 It’s frog spirit Yargle 🐸
  • Rosewatta Stone
  • Stupid Sexy Jace
  • The GitGud Monster
  • Fuck your Tree
  • Spank Daddy Bolas
Player Origin
DFC No it doesn't mean that.
Luck Skill Victory It's what [LSV] really stands for.
Blue Goyf [Tarmogoyf] is basically a blue creature and if it became blue the only people who would notice are the ones playing meme-range, but those aren't people.
Return to Kamigawa The set that was the biggest failure in modern Magic also is the one place that people wont shut up about wanting to go back to.
UnZipped The title for the third Un-Set that people have been clamoring for. It is coming, right.
Millennia Old Vampire Sorin has been showing up a lot in the recent sets, shame he hasn't done anything important in them. No matter how useless he is you still don't want to [get in his way].
Eldrazi Winter Good job breaking it Wizards.
Commander Phage If you try to play [Phage] from the command zone you will lose the game but that doesn't stop people from trying anyway.
Elesh Norn, Grand Waifu Out of [all of] [/tg/'s] [waifus] [she] is by far the most.
Magmaw

"The purpose of existence is simple: everything is fuel for the [magmaw]." —Jaji, magmaw worshipper

RoboRosewater [Mark Rosewater] is the man in charge of killing Magic, his mind has been harnessed by the amazing power of Markov (no not that one) chains to make cards that will change the way you play Magic.
Netdecker This scumbag shows up with a list that he saw on the internet and copied. He thinks his victories mean something when he's playing someone else's deck that he didn't have to think about.
muh brews This scumbag shows up with a list that makes no sense and nobody has played because it sucks. He thinks he's better than you because he's playing something no-one else is while forgetting the reason nobody else is playing it, the deck sucks.
Ancient Grudge If there's anything a werewolf hates it's a collar--especially Avacyn's Collar, the symbol of her church. You see, Avacyn hunted wereolves, but mostly just the ones that hunted humans. Mist of then did but it's worth pointing out that some didn't. Who knows? In the future, if Sorin (the planeswalker who created Avacyn (the Angel/God thing that the people of Innistrad worship at churches (where holy symbols of Avacyn's Collar are kept, like the one pictured), and who basically considers Sorin her father)) comes back, maybe the balance in the world can be restored or something. But it seems unlikely that such an even would happen. For now, let's just focus on the fact that this werewolf is destroying a collar and that the collar happens to be the symbol of Avacyn, the guardian Angel of Innistrad, where both the werewolves and Avacyn are from.
EDH Playable What piece of trash isn't playable in that grab bag format. None. Everything is playable in EDH. You can stop saying it.
Solitaire Why play real Magic when you can play a [deck that gets you a game loss for even playing it] because there's so little interaction or the deck that got its [combo piece] banned it was so slow.
Control is Dead Want to play control? No you don't. Wizards hates you for wanting to play control and they will punish you with sub-par cards when what you really want is a counterspell reprint.
/tg/ is Bad at Magic Never take advice from anyone on /tg/. None of them know how to play the game.
Creatures: the Tappening Wizards will not rest until even Vintage is only meme-range decks.
Anime Sleeves That guy at the card store whose cards are wrapped in sleeves decorated by 2D girls in bikinis. You wouldn't mind if he had better taste.
Two Explores The most famous case of cheating in Magic was by Alex Bertoncini by playing an extra land [on camera] then trying to justify it by saying two [explores]
Paul [paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul.]
Jank Though the exactly what constitutes jank varies from person to person if they describe a card as jank they probably aren't complementing it.
Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers
26 August 2017 Bird icon.png /bird/ /ag/ League 2: Autism Harder 4-1 W Goal 19'48' Elesh Norn, Grand Waifu
Goal 45+0' RoboRosewater
Goal 70' As Garfield Intended
27 August 2017 Dg icon.png /dg/ /ag/ League 2: Autism Harder 4-3 W Goal 52'76'90+5' RoboRosewater
Goal 90+1' As Garfield Intended
30 August 2017 DG icon.png /DG/ /ag/ League 2: Autism Harder 1-2 L Goal 43' As Garfield Intended
3 September 2017 Math icon.png /math/ /ag/ League 2: Autism Harder 5-3 W Goal 24'87'90+0' As Garfield Intended
Goal 70' RoboRosewater
Goal 79' Blue Goyf
9 September 2017 Afl icon.png /afl/ /ag/ League 2: Autism Harder 3-1 W Goal 2'58' Elesh Norn, Grand Waifu
Goal 9' Paul
10 September 2017 Nbl icon.png /nbl/ /ag/ League 2: Autism Harder 1-2 L Goal 66' Jacetice League