/auspol/

/auspol/
"Aussie Aussie Aussie; OI OI OI!"
/auspol/ - /auspol/
Founded January 26, 1788 Manager Charles DeGroot Owner Lithgow Arms Manufacturing Co. IRL manager EternalAussie !!F8c90s2XYpu Team colors HEX color 2828ab Eureka Flag Blue Top scorer Ned Kelly Steve Irwin (4) Top assister Ned Kelly (3) Captain Blair Cottrell Website /auspol/ - /auspol/ Nickname The Awakened Anglos
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 2 0 2 4 50%
GF GA GD 10 9 +1
Biggest win /sng/  1–3  /auspol/ 5th January 2018 Biggest defeat /auspol/  2–4  /ptg/ 6th January 2018 First match /sng/  1–3  /auspol/ 5th January 2018
/pol/eague Appearances 1 (First in /pol/eague 2) Best result 5th Place, /pol/eague 2
Team music
Anthem God Bless Australia Goal horn 'Land Down Under' Cronulla Riots Goalhorn 'BBQ in Cronulla' Blair Cottrell Goalhorn 'The Showdown' Ned Kelly Goalhorn 'Poor Ned'
Kits

"Step aside, flora and fauna!"

A new team created for the Second /pol/eague, dedicated to the highly illustrious /auspol/ general.

Hope you like goalhorns - Australia happens to be a very musically talented country.

Roster

No. Position Player 1   GK Fraser Anning 2   LB Bob Katter 3   CB Zyzz 4   CB Clive Palmer 5   RB Petrol Sniffer 6   DMF Bruce 7   CMF Cronulla Riots 8   CMF Punished Dutton 9   AMF Steve Irwin 10   SS Ned Kelly 11   CF Blair Cottrell

No. Position Player 12   GK Stop the Boats 13   CB Mel Gibson 14   CB Van Tongeren 15   LB >Western Sydney 16   LB Pauline Hanson 17   RB Based Calwell 18   RB 100% Not ASIO 19   CMF John 'Gas the Gooks' Curtin 20   CMF Ross 'The Skull' May 21   CMF >Antipodean Resistance 22   LMF Bogan 23   RMF Ivan Milat

Goalkeepers

Pos.	Name	Picture	Description
GK	Fraser "Final Solution" Anning		"I want to see the defeat of the cultural Marxists and their ilk, and a rolling back of the subversion of Australian culture and values that they have wrought." - Senator Fraser Anning
GK	Stop the Boats		"The essential point is, this is our country and we determine who comes here." - Tony Abbott

Defenders

Pos.	Name	Picture	Description
LB	Bob Katter		An iconic figure in Australian politics - famously endorsed Fraser Anning's "Final Solution" speech calling for a return of the White Australia Policy, and when asked about his stance on fag marriage, declared; "I mean let there be a thousand blossoms bloomed, as far as I'm concerned - but I ain't spending any time on it, because in the meantime every three months a person is torn to pieces by a crocodile in north Queensland". Katter also backs a movement trying to create a new state in his home locale of Northern Queensland.
CB	Zyzz		"We're all gunna make it brah"
CB	Clive Palmer		Despite spending unimaginable monetary sums on billboards depicting himself as an Australian Trump, with the slogan 'Make Australia Great', this fat fuck's greatest achievement is eating more than his immense weight in Tim-Tams.
RB	Petrol Sniffer		"Ayy carnt, c'n oi hav a dolla fuh th' bus?" - Every Abo ever
CB	Mel Gibson		Literally /ourguy/. Straight up called some she-kike an 'oven dodger' once.
CB	Van Tongeren		SIEGE before it was cool. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_van_Tongeren
LB	>Western Sydney		Advice for if you ever visit Sydney; keep to the East of the CBD.
LB	Pauline Hanson		"A truly multicultural country can never be strong or united." - Pauline Hanson
RB	Based Calwell		Wikipedia: '[Calwell] never favoured the communist philosophy and was eloquent in his attacks on communists, whom he once called, "Pathological exhibits... human scum... paranoiacs, degenerates, morons, bludgers... pack of dingoes... industrial outlaws and political lepers... ratbags. If these people went to Russia, Stalin wouldn't even use them for manure." '
RB	100% Not ASIO		"Greetings, fellow white nationalists."

Midfielders

Pos.	Name	Picture	Description
AMF	Steve Irwin		Rest in peace. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tE1HDSipRxU
DMF	Bruce		Shitposting is an art.
CMF	Cronulla Riots		Probably the greatest race riot in the recent history of the West. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2005_Cronulla_riots
CMF	Punished Dutton		A politician denied his leadership bid.
CMF	Ross "The Skull" May		A famous skinhead footy hooligan from Sydney, subject of many memes in the nationalist community. https://www.news.com.au/national/neo-nazi-the-skull-is-pauline-hansons-biggest-fan/news-story/c81f3b37c3e03cf79032af7c381df15f
CMF	John "Gas the Gooks" Curtin		"This country shall remain forever the home of the descendants of those people who came here in peace in order to establish in the South Seas an outpost of the British race." - John Curtin. (Interesting note: it is sometimes argued that John Curtin's policies were basically NazBol)
CMF	>Antipodean Resistance		Affectionately known to fellow nationalists as the 'Swastika Club', these 16-year-olds bravely fight the system by sticking up naughty posters, going on hikes, and getting their doors kicked in by the Australian Federal Police for shitposting.
LMF	Bogan		https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ns15eHLDv1I
RMF	Ivan Milat		Killing tourists is Based™.

Strikers

Pos.	Name	Picture	Description
SS	Ned Kelly		A genuine knight of the 19th Century. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6SllcxLqNw https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ned_Kelly
CF	Blair Cottrell		https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqtfmIkPhjc

Match History

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
5 January 2018	/sng/	/pol/eague 2	3–1 W
5 January 2018	/polder/	/pol/eague 2	3–1 W
6 January 2018	/ptg/	/pol/eague 2	2–4 L
7 January 2018	/mlpol/	/pol/eague 2	2–3 L