/auspol/ Roster

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Goalkeepers

Pos.

Name

Picture

Description

	GK

Fraser "Final Solution" Anning

"I want to see the defeat of the cultural Marxists and their ilk, and a rolling back of the subversion of Australian culture and values that they have wrought." - Senator Fraser Anning

	GK

Stop the Boats

"The essential point is, this is our country and we determine who comes here." - Tony Abbott

Defenders

Pos.

Name

Picture

Description

	LB

Bob Katter

An iconic figure in Australian politics - famously endorsed Fraser Anning's "Final Solution" speech calling for a return of the White Australia Policy, and when asked about his stance on fag marriage, declared; "I mean let there be a thousand blossoms bloomed, as far as I'm concerned - but I ain't spending any time on it, because in the meantime every three months a person is torn to pieces by a crocodile in north Queensland". Katter also backs a movement trying to create a new state in his home locale of Northern Queensland.

	CB

Zyzz

"We're all gunna make it brah"

	CB

Clive Palmer

Despite spending unimaginable monetary sums on billboards depicting himself as an Australian Trump, with the slogan 'Make Australia Great', this fat fuck's greatest achievement is eating more than his immense weight in Tim-Tams.

	RB

Petrol Sniffer

"Ayy carnt, c'n oi hav a dolla fuh th' bus?" - Every Abo ever

	CB

Mel Gibson

Literally /ourguy/. Straight up called some she-kike an 'oven dodger' once.

	CB

Van Tongeren

SIEGE before it was cool. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_van_Tongeren

	LB

W.G. Tracey

"The so-termed 'Yellow Peril' cannot, and must not, be regarded as mere press talk." - W.G. Tracey, leader of the National Socialist Party of Western Australia

	LB

Pauline Hanson

"A truly multicultural country can never be strong or united." - Pauline Hanson

	RB

Based Calwell

Wikipedia: '[Calwell] never favoured the communist philosophy and was eloquent in his attacks on communists, whom he once called, "Pathological exhibits... human scum... paranoiacs, degenerates, morons, bludgers... pack of dingoes... industrial outlaws and political lepers... ratbags. If these people went to Russia, Stalin wouldn't even use them for manure." '

	RB

100% Not ASIO

"Greetings, fellow white nationalists."

Midfielders

Pos.

Name

Picture

Description

	AMF

Steve Irwin

Rest in peace. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tE1HDSipRxU

	DMF

Bruce

Shitposting is an art.

	CMF

Cronulla Riots

Probably the greatest race riot in the recent history of the West. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2005_Cronulla_riots

	CMF

Punished Dutton

A politician denied his leadership bid.

	CMF

Ross "The Skull" May

A famous skinhead footy hooligan from Sydney, subject of many memes in the nationalist community. https://www.news.com.au/national/neo-nazi-the-skull-is-pauline-hansons-biggest-fan/news-story/c81f3b37c3e03cf79032af7c381df15f

	CMF

John "Gas the Gooks" Curtin

"This country shall remain forever the home of the descendants of those people who came here in peace in order to establish in the South Seas an outpost of the British race." - John Curtin. (Interesting note: it is sometimes argued that John Curtin's policies were basically NazBol)

	CMF

>Antipodean Resistance

Affectionately known to fellow nationalists as the 'Swastika Club', these 16-year-olds bravely fight the system by sticking up naughty posters, going on hikes, and getting their doors kicked in by the Australian Federal Police for shitposting.