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| '''Stallman'''
| '''Stallman'''
| [[File:stallman.jpg|250px]]
| [[File:stallman.jpg|250px]]
| [[File:71901.png|250px]]
| [[File:WC19-71901.png|250px]]
| Richard Matthew Stallman, founder of the Free Software Foundation and GNU project. Also known as rms. <br>Check out his personal website at [http://stallman.org stallman.org].
| Richard Matthew Stallman, founder of the Free Software Foundation and GNU project. Also known as rms. <br>Check out his personal website at [http://stallman.org stallman.org].
|-
| 79
|align=center| {{Position|CB}}
| '''SICP'''
| [[File:SICP.jpg|250px]]
| [[File:WC19-71902.png|250px]]
| A legendary book from an introductory programming course at MIT. RIP /prog/.
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| '''Housefires'''
| '''Housefires'''
| [[File:housefires.jpg|250px]]
| [[File:housefires.jpg|250px]]
| [[File:71915.png|250px]]
| [[File:WC19-71903.png|250px]]
| After 6 years of technology stagnation Intel got exposed by AMD while creating housefires trying to compete,<br>[https://hardforum.com/threads/evga-2080-ti-xc-burst-into-flame.1971627/ now featuring Nvidia™'s GeForce BIF™ (busting into flames technology).]
| After 6 years of technology stagnation Intel got exposed by AMD while creating housefires trying to compete,<br>[https://hardforum.com/threads/evga-2080-ti-xc-burst-into-flame.1971627/ now featuring Nvidia™'s GeForce BIF™ (busting into flames technology).]
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| 69
|align=center| {{Position|LB}}
| '''Torvalds'''
| [[File:Torvalds.gif|250px]]
| [[File:WC19-71904.png|250px]]
| Linus Torvalds - Chief architect of the Linux kernel and creator of git.
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| 15
| 15
|align=center| {{Position|CB}}
|align=center| {{Position|RB}}
| '''Something Happened'''
| '''Something Happened'''
| [[File:something_happened.jpg|250px]]
| [[File:something_happened.jpg|250px]]
| [[File:71919.png|250px]]
| [[File:WC19-71905.png|250px]]
| The infamous and unhelpful error message that was supplied in recent versions of the windows operating system. When enemy strikers attempt to enter the /g/ midfield, They will be stopped and greeted by Something Happened.
| The infamous and unhelpful error message that was supplied in recent versions of the windows operating system. When enemy strikers attempt to enter the /g/ midfield, They will be stopped and greeted by Something Happened.
|- style="background: #BFBFBF"
| 0
|align=center| {{Position|DMF}}
| '''Botnet'''
| [[File:botnet.png|250px]]
| [[File:WC19-71906.png|250px]]
| Chrome? Botnet. Windows? Botnet. To /g/, a botnet is any software that isn't free as in freedom.
|-
|-
| 77
| 92
|align=center| {{Position|CB}}
|align=center| {{Position|CMF}}
| '''*BSD'''
| '''Thinkpad'''
| [[File:bsd.jpg|250px]]
| [[File:thinkpad.jpg|250px]]
| [[File:71907.png|250px]]
| [[File:WC19-71907.png|250px]]
| Berkley Software Distribution. A lesser known cousin of GNU/Linux.
| IBM ThinkPad: Legendary build quality, extensively customizable, and damn sexy. <br>Some users of /g/ will tell you that if it's not ten years old and worth $50, it's not worth using.
|-
|-
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| 56
|align=center| {{Position|DMF}}
| '''Poettering'''
| [[File:poettering.jpg|250px]]
| [[File:71904.png|250px]]
| Creator of SystemD. Infamous for his impeccable ability to deflect bug and criticism.
|-
| 26
|align=center| {{Position|CMF}}
|align=center| {{Position|CMF}}
| '''Programming Socks'''
| '''DEVELOPERS'''
| [[File:progsocks.png|250px]]
| [[File:Ballmer.jpg|250px]]
| [[File:71906.png|250px]]
| [[File:WC19-71908.png|250px]]
| Is it /lgbt/-induced faggotry or is it a comfy alternative to your average socks? /g/ seems to have people who think the latter and they post images of themselves wearing their striped girly socks.
| Steve Ballmer, former CEO of Microsoft. Famous for his insanity and [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMU0tzLwhbE DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS].
|- style="background: #A57164"
|- style="background: #EDDA74"
| 13
| 13
|align=center| {{Position|LMF}}
|align=center| {{Position|AMF}}
| '''Terry A. Davis'''
| '''Terry A. Davis'''
| [[File:terry_a_davis.jpg|250px]]
| [[File:terry_a_davis.jpg|250px]]
| [[File:71905.png|250px]]
| [[File:WC19-71909.png|250px]]
| Notorious American Programmer who started development for TempleOS in 2003 after a brutal series of manic episodes which left him hospitalised. Davis is a former atheist who believes that he can "talk with God" and that God told him the operating system he built was God's third temple. According to Davis TempleOS is of 'Divine' intellect due to the inspired nature of the code. According to Davis, God said to create the operating system with 640x480, 16 colors display and a single audio voice.<br>'''Rest In Peace Terry'''<br>'''1969-2018'''
| Notorious American Programmer who started development for TempleOS in 2003 after a brutal series of manic episodes which left him hospitalised. Davis is a former atheist who believes that he can "talk with God" and that God told him the operating system he built was God's third temple. According to Davis TempleOS is of 'Divine' intellect due to the inspired nature of the code. According to Davis, God said to create the operating system with 640x480, 16 colors display and a single audio voice.<br>'''Rest In Peace Terry'''<br>'''1969-2018'''
|- style="background: #A57164"
| 92
|align=center| {{Position|RMF}}
| '''Thinkpad'''
| [[File:thinkpad.jpg|250px]]
| [[File:71908.png|250px]]
| IBM ThinkPad: Legendary build quality, extensively customizable, and damn sexy. <br>Some users of /g/ will tell you that if it's not ten years old and worth $50, it's not worth using.
|- style="background: #BFBFBF"
| 0
|align=center| {{Position|CMF}}
| '''Botnet'''
| [[File:botnet.png|250px]]
| [[File:71909.png|250px]]
| Chrome? Botnet. Windows? Botnet. To /g/, a botnet is any software that isn't free as in freedom.
|- style="background: #BFBFBF"
|- style="background: #BFBFBF"
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| '''No Time for Love'''
| '''No Time for Love'''
| [[File:no_time_for_love.jpg|250px]]
| [[File:no_time_for_love.jpg|250px]]
| [[File:71910.png|250px]]
| [[File:WC19-71910.png|250px]]
| Desktop Thread
| Desktop Thread
|- style="background: #EDDA74"
|- style="background: #EDDA74"
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| '''Install Gentoo {{Captain}}'''
| '''Install Gentoo {{Captain}}'''
| [[File:install_gentoo.jpg|250px]]
| [[File:install_gentoo.jpg|250px]]
| [[File:71911.png|250px]]
| [[File:WC19-71911.png|250px]]
| "Hey /g/, what distro should I install?"
| "Hey /g/, what distro should I install?"
|}
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| '''Common Sense'''
| '''Common Sense'''
| [[File:common_sense.jpg|250px]]
| [[File:common_sense.jpg|250px]]
| [[File:71912.png|250px]]
| [[File:WC19-71912.png|250px]]
| Instead of bothering /g/, why don't you try to use a little Common Sense™, now completely free and libre!
| Instead of bothering /g/, why don't you try to use a little Common Sense™, now completely free and libre!
|-
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|align=center| {{Position|CB}}
| '''GIVE IT BACK JAMAL'''
| [[File:jamal.png|250px]]
| [[File:WC19-71913.png|250px]]
| People commonly come to /g/ asking about unlocking their "non-stolen" phone and the reply is always GIVE IT BACK JAMAL
|-
| 2
|align=center| {{Position|CB}}
| '''CoC(k)'''
| [[File:linux_sjw.png|250px]]
| [[File:WC19-71914.png|250px]]
| The absolute state of the Linux kernel, FreeBSD and other free software projects that adopted a {{tt|Code of Conduct|Cuck of Conduct}}
|-
|-
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| 21
|align=center| {{Position|CB}}
|align=center| {{Position|LB}}
| '''i use arch btw'''
| '''i use arch btw'''
| [[File:archfag.png|250px]]
| [[File:archfag.png|250px]]
| [[File:71903.png|250px]]
| [[File:WC19-71915.png|250px]]
| i use arch btw
| i use arch btw
|-
|-
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| 77
|align=center| {{Position|CB}}
|align=center| {{Position|RB}}
| '''SICP'''
| '''*BSD'''
| [[File:SICP.jpg|250px]]
| [[File:bsd.jpg|250px]]
| [[File:71916.png|250px]]
| [[File:WC19-71916.png|250px]]
| A legendary book from an introductory programming course at MIT. RIP /prog/.
| Berkley Software Distribution. A lesser known cousin of GNU/Linux.
|-
|-
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| 99
|align=center| {{Position|LB}}
|align=center| {{Position|DMF}}
| '''Pajeet'''
| '''Pajeet'''
| [[File:pajeet.png|250px]]
| [[File:pajeet.png|250px]]
| [[File:71902.png|250px]]
| [[File:WC19-71917.png|250px]]
| Pajeet is a general name for Indian people. These people invade /g/ and the technology business, they also shit on our carpets and streets. Those bastards!
| Pajeet is a general name for Indian people. These people invade /g/ and the technology business, they also shit on our carpets and streets. Those bastards!
|-
| 2
|align=center| {{Position|LB}}
| '''CoC(k)'''
| [[File:linux_sjw.png|250px]]
| [[File:71918.png|250px]]
| The absolute state of the Linux kernel, FreeBSD and other free software projects that adopted a {{tt|Code of Conduct|Cuck of Conduct}}
|-
| 38
|align=center| {{Position|RB}}
| '''GIVE IT BACK JAMAL'''
| [[File:jamal.png|250px]]
| [[File:71913.png|250px]]
| People commonly come to /g/ asking about unlocking their "non-stolen" phone and the reply is always GIVE IT BACK JAMAL
|-
| 4
|align=center| {{Position|RB}}
| '''CloverOS'''
| [[File:cloveros.png|250px]]
| [[File:71922.png|250px]]
| CloverOS GNU/Linux is scripts that creates a Gentoo image and a packages repo (Binhost) that contains unique USE flags and CFLAGS. It aims to be a fast, poetterfree, lightweight out of the box desktop. It has a large following on /g/ with a general frequently appearing on the board.
|-
|-
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| 18
|align=center| {{Position|DMF}}
|align=center| {{Position|CMF}}
| '''Zenka'''
| '''Zenka'''
| [[File:Zenka.png|250px]]
| [[File:Zenka.png|250px]]
| [[File:71921.png|250px]]
| [[File:WC19-71918.png|250px]]
| AMD-chan. She and her sister Ryfa are the new face of the AMD Ryzen CPU line in Japan/Korea. They started to be popular after the previous face of AMD, Amada Kokoro, {{tt|retired|rest in peace ;_;7}}.
| AMD-chan. She and her sister Ryfa are the new face of the AMD Ryzen CPU line in Japan/Korea. They started to be popular after the previous face of AMD, Amada Kokoro, {{tt|retired|rest in peace ;_;7}}.
|-
|-
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| 24
|align=center| {{Position|DMF}}
|align=center| {{Position|CMF}}
| '''Torvalds'''
| '''CS Grad'''
| [[File:Torvalds.gif|250px]]
| [[File:csgrad.png|250px]]
| [[File:71914.png|250px]]
| [[File:WC19-71919.png|250px]]
| Linus Torvalds - Chief architect of the Linux kernel and creator of git.
| Examples of awful code such as the type that a Computer Science graduate might write. <br>CS majors can be found saying such things as "I'm doing CS so I can make games!"
|-
| 50
|align=center| {{Position|AMF}}
| '''Mommy Lisa'''
| [[File:LisaSu.jpg|250px]]
| [[File:WC19-71920.png|250px]]
| Dr. Lisa Su, President and CEO of AMD since October 8, 2014
|-
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|align=center| {{Position|AMF}}
| '''iTODDLERS BTFO'''
| [[File:Satania.png|250px]]
| [[File:WC19-71921.png|250px]]
| {{greentext|applefags}}
|-
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|align=center| {{Position|SS}}
| '''Programming Socks'''
| [[File:progsocks.png|250px]]
| [[File:WC19-71922.png|250px]]
| Is it /lgbt/-induced faggotry or is it a comfy alternative to your average socks? /g/ seems to have people who think the latter and they post images of themselves wearing their striped girly socks.
|-
|-
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| 96
|align=center| {{Position|CMF}}
|align=center| {{Position|SS}}
| '''Green Is My Pepper'''
| '''Green Is My Pepper'''
| [[File:Green pepper.png|250px]]
| [[File:Green pepper.png|250px]]
| [[File:71917.png|250px]]
| [[File:WC19-71923.png|250px]]
| A [http://i.imgur.com/eeq6han.png legendary] green pepper paintbrush that's included by default in the photo editing software GIMP.
| A [http://i.imgur.com/eeq6han.png legendary] green pepper paintbrush that's included by default in the photo editing software GIMP.
|-
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|align=center| {{Position|CMF}}
| '''DEVELOPERS'''
| [[File:Ballmer.jpg|250px]]
| [[File:71923.png|250px]]
| Steve Ballmer, former CEO of Microsoft. Famous for his insanity and [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMU0tzLwhbE DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS].
|-
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|align=center| {{Position|CMF}}
| '''CS Grad'''
| [[File:csgrad.png|250px]]
| [[File:71920.png|250px]]
| Examples of awful code such as the type that a Computer Science graduate might write. <br>CS majors can be found saying such things as "I'm doing CS so I can make games!"
|}
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| '''Failed /g/ Project'''
| '''Failed /g/ Project'''
| [[File:tox.jpg|250px]]
| [[File:tox.jpg|250px]]
| /g/ has a number of failed projects, but of special note is [http://tox.im/ Tox]. <br>Example Tox User:<br>"Hey Anon, can I have your cell number?" <br>"Nah, I don't carry around government tracking devices 24/7. You can add me on TOX. My ID is EF8BB17FBA75CE1BC4E42E784CF813D5B481CA8654B7BE848A0F456D603E6004E6870A1428D4." <br>"T-Thanks..."
| /g/ has a number of failed projects, but of special note is [http://tox.im/ Tox]. <br>Example Tox User:<br>"Hey Anon, can I have your cell number?" <br>"Nah, I don't carry around government tracking devices 24/7. You can add me on TOX. My ID is EQenPMJNuqUwhg5W8UMFs66YBXrBVhhZzMFVBabmxQTVRAAVE50F456D603E6004E6870A1428D4." <br>"T-Thanks..."
|-
|-
| '''Terrorist Watch'''
| '''Terrorist Watch'''

Revision as of 01:24, 19 February 2019

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Main Roster

Starters

No. Position Name Image Face Description
1
  GK
Stallman Stallman.jpg WC19-71901.png Richard Matthew Stallman, founder of the Free Software Foundation and GNU project. Also known as rms.
Check out his personal website at stallman.org.
79
  CB
SICP SICP.jpg WC19-71902.png A legendary book from an introductory programming course at MIT. RIP /prog/.
12
  CB
Housefires Housefires.jpg WC19-71903.png After 6 years of technology stagnation Intel got exposed by AMD while creating housefires trying to compete,
now featuring Nvidia™'s GeForce BIF™ (busting into flames technology).
69
  LB
Torvalds Torvalds.gif WC19-71904.png Linus Torvalds - Chief architect of the Linux kernel and creator of git.
15
  RB
Something Happened Something happened.jpg WC19-71905.png The infamous and unhelpful error message that was supplied in recent versions of the windows operating system. When enemy strikers attempt to enter the /g/ midfield, They will be stopped and greeted by Something Happened.
0
  DMF
Botnet Botnet.png WC19-71906.png Chrome? Botnet. Windows? Botnet. To /g/, a botnet is any software that isn't free as in freedom.
92
  CMF
Thinkpad Thinkpad.jpg WC19-71907.png IBM ThinkPad: Legendary build quality, extensively customizable, and damn sexy.
Some users of /g/ will tell you that if it's not ten years old and worth $50, it's not worth using.
56
  CMF
DEVELOPERS Ballmer.jpg WC19-71908.png Steve Ballmer, former CEO of Microsoft. Famous for his insanity and DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS.
13
  AMF
Terry A. Davis Terry a davis.jpg WC19-71909.png Notorious American Programmer who started development for TempleOS in 2003 after a brutal series of manic episodes which left him hospitalised. Davis is a former atheist who believes that he can "talk with God" and that God told him the operating system he built was God's third temple. According to Davis TempleOS is of 'Divine' intellect due to the inspired nature of the code. According to Davis, God said to create the operating system with 640x480, 16 colors display and a single audio voice.
Rest In Peace Terry
1969-2018
8
  SS
No Time for Love No time for love.jpg WC19-71910.png Desktop Thread
42
  CF
Install Gentoo Captain Install gentoo.jpg WC19-71911.png "Hey /g/, what distro should I install?"

Substitutes

No. Position Name Image Face Description
10
  GK
Common Sense Common sense.jpg WC19-71912.png Instead of bothering /g/, why don't you try to use a little Common Sense™, now completely free and libre!
38
  CB
GIVE IT BACK JAMAL Jamal.png WC19-71913.png People commonly come to /g/ asking about unlocking their "non-stolen" phone and the reply is always GIVE IT BACK JAMAL
2
  CB
CoC(k) Linux sjw.png WC19-71914.png The absolute state of the Linux kernel, FreeBSD and other free software projects that adopted a Code of Conduct
21
  LB
i use arch btw Archfag.png WC19-71915.png i use arch btw
77
  RB
*BSD Bsd.jpg WC19-71916.png Berkley Software Distribution. A lesser known cousin of GNU/Linux.
99
  DMF
Pajeet Pajeet.png WC19-71917.png Pajeet is a general name for Indian people. These people invade /g/ and the technology business, they also shit on our carpets and streets. Those bastards!
18
  CMF
Zenka Zenka.png WC19-71918.png AMD-chan. She and her sister Ryfa are the new face of the AMD Ryzen CPU line in Japan/Korea. They started to be popular after the previous face of AMD, Amada Kokoro, retired.
24
  CMF
CS Grad Csgrad.png WC19-71919.png Examples of awful code such as the type that a Computer Science graduate might write.
CS majors can be found saying such things as "I'm doing CS so I can make games!"
50
  AMF
Mommy Lisa File:LisaSu.jpg WC19-71920.png Dr. Lisa Su, President and CEO of AMD since October 8, 2014
76
  AMF
iTODDLERS BTFO File:Satania.png WC19-71921.png >applefags
26
  SS
Programming Socks Progsocks.png WC19-71922.png Is it /lgbt/-induced faggotry or is it a comfy alternative to your average socks? /g/ seems to have people who think the latter and they post images of themselves wearing their striped girly socks.
96
  SS
Green Is My Pepper Green pepper.png WC19-71923.png A legendary green pepper paintbrush that's included by default in the photo editing software GIMP.

Notable Retired Players

Name Image Description
Teedus Teedus.jpg Ladies and gentlemen, fasten your seatbelts.
No Drivers No drivers.jpg ATI's drivers had issues, Serious Issues. With years of experience on the /g/ team of having absolutely no drivers.
Woodscrews Woodscrews.jpg nVidia demonstrating complete incompetence by using a poorly made fake GPU at a tech conference.
Failed /g/ Project Tox.jpg /g/ has a number of failed projects, but of special note is Tox.
Example Tox User:
"Hey Anon, can I have your cell number?"
"Nah, I don't carry around government tracking devices 24/7. You can add me on TOX. My ID is EQenPMJNuqUwhg5W8UMFs66YBXrBVhhZzMFVBabmxQTVRAAVE50F456D603E6004E6870A1428D4."
"T-Thanks..."
Terrorist Watch Terrorist watch.png Also known as the Casio F-91W, /g/ loves this watch for being durable, reliable, and dirt cheap. These same features also caught the attention of the expert time-bomb manufacturers of al-Qaeda, leading it to be determined as 'the sign of al-Qaeda' and a contributing factor to continued detention of prisoners by the analysts stationed at Guantánamo Bay. [1]
Audiophiles Audiophiles.jpg Typical audiophile. Note the obsession for overpriced placebo electronics.
Ritchie Ritchie.jpg Creator of the C programming laguage and co-creator of the Unix operating system. Rest in Peace dmr.
Guts Thread Guts thread.png "Hey /g/, check out my $2000 4chan machine!"

Guts threads are where /g/ users show off their expensive high performance machines while not watching anime, browsing 4chan, or doing some light coding.

Tay.ai Tay ai.jpg Tay was an artificial intelligence chatterbot that was originally released by Microsoft Corporation via Twitter on March 23, 2016; it caused subsequent controversy when the bot began to post tweets deemed offensive and among the likes of anti-semitic and racist. The bot was eventually shut down very quickly after release to stop it's hilarious tweets.
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