/twg/

This was the Golden Age that, without coercion, without laws, spontaneously nurtured the good and the true. There was no fear or punishment: there were no death stacks to kill you, fixed in iron, no crowd of suppliants fearing the barbarians face: they lived safely without protection. No army felled in the mountains had yet reached the flowing waves to travel to other forts: factions only knew their own land. There was no massive mobilisation, no straight war-trumpets, no coiled horns, no swords and helmets. Without the use of armies, people passed their lives in gentle peace and security. The earth herself also, freely, without the scars of fire, untouched by blood, produced everything from herself. Contented with food that grew without molestation, they built up their settlement, and ate the fruit of the strawberry tree, wild cherries, blackberries clinging to the tough brambles, and acorns fallen from Jupiter's spreading oak-tree. Peace was eternal, and gentle breezes caressed with warm air the flowers that grew without being seeded. Then the tilled earth gave of its produce and, without needing to repair, the fields whitened with heavy ears of corn. Sometimes rivers of milk flowed, sometimes streams of nectar, and golden honey trickled from the green holm oak.

Then the deathstack from the west arrived, declaring war without provocation.

/twg/
Rome Demands Victory From Her Generals
/twg/ - Total War General
Founded 753 BC Manager Imperator Owner The Senate IRL manager Cosa Nostra !!Kxz8F2s8bxQ Team colors Chat color 990000 Rubeus Ranking 0 Highest rank NA (N/A) Lowest rank N/A (N/A) Top scorer Antochius (6) Top assister N/A (N/A) Captain N/A Website /twg/ - Total War General Nickname Men of Rome
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 3 0 3 6 50%
GF GA GD 0 0 0
Biggest win /twg/  5–2  /rsg/ June 20 2014 Biggest defeat /twg/  1–4  /gsg/ 14 December 2013 First match /twg/  3–4  /scv/ 7 December 2013
Elite Cup Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A Babby Cup Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A
Team music
Anthem De Bello Civili Romanum Goal horn Crack Your Head With a Tabla (Start at 2:02)
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Roster

Top, left to right: Phalanx, Yari Asshigarruu~, Cretan Archers, Hammer 'n' Anvil, TRIARII, Parthian Cataphracts

Bottom, left to right: Oliphants, Napoopan, >Pontus, Antiochus, Shamefur Dispray

No. Position Player I   GK Oliphants II   LB Phalanx III   CB Shamefur Dispray IV   CB TRIARII V   RB Yari Asshigarruu~ VI   DMF Parthian Cataphracts XI   DMF Hammer 'n' Anvil VII   CMF >Pontus XI   CMF Cretan Archers XX   SS Napoopan X   SS Antiochus

No. Position Player XIII   GK >HOP-LEE-TAYS XIV   GK Enslave/Exterminate XV   LB Sacred Band of Thebes XVI   LB PAVISSE CROSSBOWMEN XVII   CB THE DAY IS OURS XXI   CB ROME HAS CONQUERED XVIII   CB ALL OF CHRISTENDOM XII   RB OUR GENERAL HAS FALLEN XIII   RB Pope Assassin II   DMF Muh Arche Seleukia III   DMF Janissary Heavy Infantry IV   DMF GLORIOUS VICTORY

Rivalries

/twg/ vs /gsg/ - The Strategy Derby

Whenever I consider the origin of this war and the necessities of our position, I have a sure confidence that this day, and this union of yours, will be the beginning of freedom to the whole of /twg/. To all of us slavery is a thing unknown; there are no lands beyond us, and even the sea is not safe, menaced as we are by a /gsg/ fleet. And thus in war and battle, in which the brave find glory, even the coward will find safety. Former contests, in which, with varying fortune, the Autists were resisted, still left in us a last hope of succour, inasmuch as being the most renowned nation of /twg/, dwelling in the very heart of the country, and out of sight of the shores of the painted, we could keep even our eyes unpolluted by the contagion of slavery. To us who dwell on the uttermost confines of the earth and of freedom, this remote sanctuary of real time strategical glory has up to this time been a defence. Now, however, the furthest limits of /twg/ are thrown open, and the unknown always passes for the marvellous. But there are no threads beyond us, nothing indeed but time and boredom, and the yet more terrible Autists, from whose painting, escape is vainly sought by obedience and submission. Blobbers of the board, having by their universal plunder blobbed the land, they rifle the deep. If the enemy be rich, they are rapacious; if he be poor, they lust for dominion; neither the east nor the west has been able to satisfy them. Alone among men they covet with equal eagerness poverty and riches. To colour, slaughter, plunder, they give the lying name of empire; they make a blob and call it strategy.

Match History

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
December 7, 2013	/scv/	/vg/ League	3-4 L	Antiochus  15', 45+' Napoopan  84'
December 8, 2013	/ccg/	/vg/ League	1-3 L	Antiochus 69'
December 14, 2013	/gsg/	/vg/ League	1-4 L	Napoopan  ?'
June 13, 2013	/bsg/	/vg/ League 2	1-0 W	Antiochus  12' (pen)
June 14, 2014	/dsg/	/vg/ League 2	4-2 W	Hammer 'n' Anvil  7' Antiochus  24', 71' Parthian Cataphracts  90+2'
June 20, 2014	/rsg/	/vg/ League 2	5-2 W	Hammer 'n' Anvil  19' Parthian Cataphracts  73', 90+1', 90+5' Pope Assassin  86'