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Players

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Active Players

Goalkeepers

Position	Picture	No.	Name	Description	Model
GK		77	Sergey of Nazaroth	Sergey the savior of /biz/ commander of the LINK marines, lord of burgers, and now captain and goal keeper of /biz/. H will litterally save the cup and a lot of neets from needing to work. MY LINKY STAYS SUPER STINKY $1000 EOY!
GK		9	DR;NS	AHEM First they laughed and paid me no heed, to them I said not selling didn't read. Then they screamed until they were pink, but I'm never selling, not even one LINK. Again they swore that it was a scam, but I couldn't hear, I was choosing my lamb. I waited for days, weeks, even years, each day getting closer to no linker tears. They laughed and pointed COPE, but I simply smiled as they tied their rope. Despite all the FUD the torment the fear I knew deep down it'd be 1k end of year. Then one day out of the blue, LINK was worth one dollar, one fifty, then two. You'll never make, its a pyramid scheme, LINK's only value is based on some meme. My God, all this FUD over Linkies I thought to myself as my wallet grew stinky. Then one day I never thought it would come, all of those no-LINKers now wanted some. The begged, they cried, they screamed, and they plead, "One LINK SIR, THAT IS ALL I NEED." The moral of this, in case it needs telling, despite all these words, DIDN'T READ NEVER SELLING!

Defenders

Position	Picture	No.	Name	Description	Model
CB		4	Golden Pajeet	The designated shitting posters on /biz/. Now come to shit on the 4chan cup team.
CB		14	Buy High Sell Low	/biz/'s motto. Buy at the top, panic, and sell at the bottom. Repeat till you have nothing.
CB		3	Nocoiner	Grug no like memecoins, Grug buy stocks, real estate, and precious medals instead. /biz/ can keep bad memecoins, Grug know memecoins bad.
CB		10	Nice Just Bought 100k	You made some money in it? Nice just bought 100k. Its at the bottom? Nice just bought 100k. /biz/ just scored? Nice just bought 100k.
CB		1	Bagholder	Please buy my bags. My bags are so heavy. I've lost a lot of money. Please buy my bags.
CB		13	OOOOOOOOOOOHHHH	O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H
CB		21	HODL	Reminder Hodl, or the mispelling of HOLD stands for: Hold On for Dear Life. So with that in mind, JUST HODL YOU WEAK HANDED FAGGOTS. JESUS CHRIST IF YOU DIDN'T PANIC SELL WE'D NEVER GO DOWN.
CB		16	Golden Bullrun	Were never going under 3215 9215 7302 again! Its only up from here. R-right? Golden bullruns forever!
CB		6	Accumulating Whales	When a sudden pump or a sudden dump happen, I wonder who could be behind it? Surely crypto currency is held equaltiby so that someone can't just dumb his bags and ruin everyone...
CB		8	Chinked	From your funds being safe to supply chain coins, chinks have demonstrated time and time again to be one of THE BEST investments to make. That is if you like buying high and selling low.
CB		70	Craig "Satoj" Wright	Satoshi the creator of bitcoin is a cryptic figure in crypto. That is till he came out of the background to decry his project, and propose a split. That or its just an Aussie shitposter trying to make a buck off a bunch of retarded pajeets.

Midfielders

Position	Picture	No.	Name	Description	Model
CMF		12	Snib Snib	When things aren't moving up or down. Its neither a bear nor a bull. What is it? A FUCKING CRAB MARKET IS WHAT IT IS. SIDE GANG
CMF		94	Money Skeleton	Vitalik Buterin the creator of Etherium. Skinny, beta, and autistic. But almost everyone still love him on /biz/ since he made a good amount of those on the board make a shit load of money.
CMF		49	Bogged	BZZZZZ BZZZZZ Yes? He bought? Dump it. He sold? Pump et. He thought /biz/ would get anywhere in the 4cc? Crash it.
CMF		99	Sminem	Hosanna. This is the boy who will save crypto. He is the boy who will save /biz/. And he is the boy who will save the 4chan cup.
CMF		12	SELL SELL SELL	This one needs no explanation - the moment your investment goes down even a little bit, freak out and Sell, Sell, Sell.
CMF		45	Bommer Metals	Yep, look at all these dumb zoomers buying and selling code. Nothing like owning physical gold and sliver. *sips*
CMF		5	Wagie	Wagie wagie, he works in cagie, now he's in ragie. Seriously fuck being a wagie.
CMF		20	Lambo	Everyone on /biz/'s vehicle of choice. Coveted by all, owned by none. UPDATE a single pajeet now owns one.

Forwards

Position	Picture	No.	Name	Description	Model
CF		2	The Prophecy	Written in January, some anon went out on an ambitious goal to predict the next two years of the BTC market. Has been right 3 out of 7 so far, and technically correct on 4th prediction (not sure if a spike on one exchange counts.) Will Asuka keep being smugly correct? Who knows, and honestly people just like having an excuse to post smug anime on /biz/.
CF		0	AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH	I'VE LOST EVERYTHING! MAKE IT STOP! A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H

Old Players

Picture	Name	Description
	Firm Handshake	The best /biz/nessmen make a good impression, and the first step to a good impression is a Firm Handshake.
	$1/Pop	/biz/, what's the best way to make a million dollars? Buy some kneepads and suck a million dicks at $1/Pop.
	80s Guy	The most aggressive member of the /biz/ Backline. Ambitious, but misunderstood, 80s Guy returns to the starting lineup to turn his defenders into Sharks, not Sheep.
	Fuck The Poor	Reminder that there are no poor people on /biz/, just temporarily embarrassed millionaires.
	Chip Warmer	Providing Restaurant Style Warmth to the /biz/ backfield.
	Oil Prices	One of /biz/'s oldest threads - nothing but endless shitposting since Oil Prices began to drop in 2014, but they've managed to chug on since.
	Tai Lopez	Tai Lopez would be happy to tell you the secrets of his success... for $70/month. Can the team follow his 67 steps to success?
	Bulls	More optimistic than his partner Bears, Bulls hopes to BUY BUY BUY a solid performance in the 4chan Cup.
	How Do I Get Rich?	Every /biz/ regular's least favorite thread - the only thing an outsider asks is how to get rich quick.
	Janet Yellen	Chairwoman of the Federal Reserve, or Ben Bernanke in a wig? Janet Yellen takes her place in the /biz/ Goal, looking to build a sound Monetary Policy in the /biz/ backfield.
	Pyramid Scheme	Get your friends to buy in by calling it a "Reverse Funnel System". You can make a lot of money in a Pyramid Scheme, if you just know the right time to cash out. You wouldn't get caught holding the bag, right?
	Ethercuck	Some call it a technological marvel, but to /biz/, it's all about Buying the Dip and making sure not to be left holding the bag. The latest /biz/ money-making sensation
	Forex	Foreign Exchange threads have always been popular on /biz/. Don't let anyone trick you into thinking they've actually made money on it, though.
	Robinhood	Turning memes into dreams since 2014. Buy high, sell low.
	Step 1: Be A Jew	You had to know this was coming. The Chosen People know how to make a buck or two, and we can only hope that their PES equivalent can bring /biz/ Plenty of Goals.
	Yatch	Every /biz/nessman's goal is to own a 200-foot Yatch.
	NO CASH OUT	Internet Money is not a form of currency. Please get a job. Thank you.
	THEY'RE AWAKE	Hi nau, China numba wan!
	Digimarines	WE ARE THE DIGIMARINES AND AFTER ALL THIS TIME WE WILL STILL NOT SELL!
	Blockfolio Rate	Hey /biz/ rate my blockfolio. Look at all these loses. Am I buying high and selling low enough?
	4000 OMG	4000 OMG!
	Elon Musk	Dude weed, lmao. Dude memes, lmao. Dude anime, lmao. Dude bitcoin, lmao. Dude bitcoin AND anime, hell fucking yes 100% /ourguy/.
	(((Ripple)))	A centralized join on a market about decentralization? Its backed by the US government? Gee I wonder (((who))) could be behind this?
	How Much BTC For This GF?	How much do I need to make in order to go to Thailand and buy a "G"F?
	FORCED MEMES	Somehow pajeets not only need to shill their shit coins on /biz/ but also need to shill their shitty memes. Be it Fresco or the NPC they all see to start on /biz/ and spread everywhere else.
	BITCONNNEEEEEEEEEC	I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE BITCONNNEEEEEEEEECCCCCCC
	Bart	Whats that funny shapped the candel stick chart is doing? Oh no, its another bart. Looks like we're going down again.
	John "Boomer" McAfee	One of the most retarded but funny idiots that follow and comments on crypto. Had a skycoin logo tattooed on his back. Is running for president AGAIN. Who can stop this madman?