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|motto= (jazz music starts)
|motto= (jazz music starts)
|name= Jazz Music
|name= Jazz Music
|date= August 8, 2019
|date= September 6, 1877
|owner= The Duke
|owner= The Duke
|irl= {{Anonymous|Managerless (Autopilot)}}
|irl= {{Anonymous|Managerless (Autopilot)}}
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|first_date=  
|first_date=  
|hex= #0A39DC
|hex= #0A39DC
|color= Kind of Blue
|color= Kind Of Blue
|anthem= https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjRbmtrDJI4
|anthem= www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjRbmtrDJI4
|a_title= Blue Train <br/><small>John Coltrane</small>
|a_title= Blue Train <br/><small>John Coltrane</small>
|altanthem1_what= Victory Anthem
|altanthem1_what= Victory Anthem
|altanthem1= https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jM3DNpnNv5k
|altanthem1= www.youtube.com/watch?v=jM3DNpnNv5k
|altanthem1_title= It Don't Mean A Thing (If It Ain’t Got That Swing) <br/><small>Duke Ellington</small>
|altanthem1_title= It Don't Mean A Thing (If It Ain’t Got That Swing) <br/><small>Duke Ellington</small>
|horn= https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIc8177ktyA
|horn= www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIc8177ktyA
|gh_title= Central Park North <br/><small>Thad Jones and Mel Lewis</small>
|gh_title= Central Park North <br/><small>Thad Jones and Mel Lewis</small>
|nickname= The Cats
|nickname= The Cats <br>The Bad Motherfuckers
|althorn1= https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbkqE4fpvdI
|althorn1= www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbkqE4fpvdI
|altgh1_title= Chameleon <br/><small>Herbie Hancock</small>
|altgh1_title= Chameleon <br/><small>Herbie Hancock</small>
|altgh1_what= HERBIE Goalhorn
|altgh1_what= HERBIE Goalhorn
|althorn2= https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uU7ZCUGnROk
|althorn2= www.youtube.com/watch?v=uU7ZCUGnROk
|altgh2_title= I Thought It Was You <br/><small>Herbie Hancock</small>
|altgh2_title= I Thought It Was You <br/><small>Herbie Hancock</small>
|altgh2_what= HERBIE Hattrick Horn
|altgh2_what= HERBIE Hattrick Horn
|althorn3= https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpZTtaWqxsQ
|althorn3= www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpZTtaWqxsQ
|altgh3_title= Better Git It In Your Soul <br/><small>Charles Mingus</small>
|altgh3_title= Better Git It In Your Soul <br/><small>Charles Mingus</small>
|altgh3_what= Miles, Coltrane, Mingus... Goalhorn
|altgh3_what= Miles, Coltrane, Mingus... Goalhorn
|althorn4= https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDkqu7GPd0o
|althorn4= www.youtube.com/watch?v=30FTr6G53VU
|altgh4_title= Medieval Overture <br/><small>Chick Corea and Return To Forever</small>
|altgh4_title= Giant Steps <br/><small>John Coltrane</small>
|altgh4_what= This Shit Sounds Like Mario Kart Goalhorn
|altgh4_what= Brace
|althorn5= https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dokLwszdUgY
|althorn5= www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yeEZ-bx63c
|altgh5_title= Space Is The Place <br/><small>Sun Ra</small>
|altgh5_title= Shhh/Peaceful <br/><small>Miles Davis</small>
|altgh5_what= Sun Ra Goalhorn
|altgh5_what= Hattrick
|althorn6= https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpYibfCLYWU
|althorn6= www.youtube.com/watch?v=gocGlRuW1bw
|altgh6_title= Autumn Leaves <br/><small>Ryo Fukui</small>
|altgh6_title= Moment's Notice <br/><small>John Coltrane</small>
|altgh6_what= Youtube-Core Goalhorn
|altgh6_what= Double Brace
|althorn7= https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBvxNhaEvHE
|althorn7= www.youtube.com/watch?v=__OSyznVDOY
|altgh7_title= Soul Intro - The Chicken <br/><small>Jaco Pastorius</small>
|altgh7_title= Moanin' <br/><small>Charles Mingus</small>
|altgh7_what= 90+ Miracle Goalhorn
|altgh7_what= Whatever 5 goals is called
|althorn8= https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbZIiom9rDA
|althorn8= www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDkqu7GPd0o
|altgh8_title= Free Jazz <br/><small>Ornette Coleman</small>
|altgh8_title= Medieval Overture <br/><small>Chick Corea and Return To Forever</small>
|altgh8_what= FREEEEE JAAAAAZZ Goalhorn
|altgh8_what= This Shit Sounds Like Mario Kart Goalhorn
|althorn9= www.youtube.com/watch?v=dokLwszdUgY
|altgh9_title= Space Is The Place <br/><small>Sun Ra</small>
|altgh9_what= Sun Ra Goalhorn
|althorn10= www.youtube.com/watch?v=inwk2RlXUzw
|altgh10_title= Midnight Rendezvous <br/><small>Casiopea</small>
|altgh10_what= Youtube-Core Goalhorn
|althorn11= www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvAChzO_ovU
|altgh11_title= The Theme <br/><small>Art Blakey and the Jazz Messengers</small>
|altgh11_what= The Jazz Messe Ngers Goalhorn
|althorn12= www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtQRBzSN9Vw
|altgh12_title= Change of the Guard <br/><small>Kamasi Washington</small>
|altgh12_what= Le Ebin Goalhorn
|althorn13= www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtQRBzSN9Vw
|altgh13_title= Monk's Dream <br/><small>Thelonious Monk Quartet</small>
|altgh13_what= Monk Goalhorn
|althorn14= www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufVLitHqHAs
|altgh14_title= The Reason to Return <br/><small>David Binney</small>
|altgh14_what= Criss Cross Goalhorn
|althorn15= www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFX1df02gGg
|altgh15_title= Strings of Light <br/><small>Yussef Kamaal</small>
|altgh15_what= >The London Scene Goalhorn
|althorn16= www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbZIiom9rDA
|altgh16_title= Free Jazz <br/><small>Ornette Coleman</small>
|altgh16_what= FREEEEE JAAAAAZZ Goalhorn
|althorn17= www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBvxNhaEvHE
|altgh17_title= Soul Intro - The Chicken <br/><small>Jaco Pastorius</small>
|altgh17_what= 90+ Miracle Goalhorn
|kithome=
|kithome=
|kitaway=
|kitaway=
|kitgk=  
|kitgk=  
}}
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<div style='max-width:calc(100% - 350px)'><embedvideo service="youtube">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1fWJKaUZ_4</embedvideo></div>


==Roster==
==Roster==
{{sq start}}
{{sq start}}
{{sq start player |no=1 |pos=GK |name=FREEEEE JAAAAAZZ}}
{{sq start player |no=1 |pos=GK |name={{tt|FREEEEE JAAAAAZZ|The Mutilator of Gusic}}}}
{{sq start player |no=2 |pos=CB |name=The Bird}}
{{sq start player |no=2 |pos=CB |name={{tt|The Bird|FASTER PLAY FASTER}}}}
{{sq start player |no=3 |pos=CB |name=The Shed}}
{{sq start player |no=4 |pos=CB |name={{tt|The Shed|If you're not in the shed at least 18 hours a day, you're not gonna make it}}}}
{{sq start player |no=4 |pos=CB |name=The Lick}}
{{sq start player |no=3 |pos=CB |name={{tt|The Lick|Music's Wilhelm Scream}}}}
{{sq start player |no=5 |pos=DMF |name=Kenny G}}
{{sq start player |no=5 |pos=CB |name={{tt|Kenny G|The best-selling, therefore the greatest, jazz musician of all time}}}}
{{sq bronze player |no=6 |pos=LMF |name=Youtube-Core}}
{{sq start player |no=8 |pos=DMF |name={{tt|Le Ebin|The best - and only - jazz album according to melonfags}}}}
{{sq start player |no=7 |pos=CMF |name=The Ebin}}
{{sq silver player |no=7 |pos=CMF |name={{tt|Youtube-Core|Work & Study Lofi Jazz - Relaxing Smooth Background Jazz Music for Work, Study, Focus, Coding}}}}
{{sq bronze player |no=8 |pos=RMF |name=Sun Ra}}
{{sq silver player |no=6 |pos=CMF |name={{tt|Sun Ra|jazz nigga from saturn}}}}
{{sq silver player |no=9 |pos=AMF |name=This Shit Sounds Like Mario Kart}}
{{sq silver player |no=9 |pos=SS |name={{tt|This Shit Sounds Like Mario Kart|Chick Corea is racing on rainbow road now ;_;7}}}}
{{sq silver player |no=10 |pos=SS |name=Miles, Coltrane, Mingus...}}
{{sq gold player |no=11 |pos=CF |name={{tt|Miles, Coltrane, Mingus...|The list could go on...}}}}
{{sq gold player |no=11 |pos=CF |name=HERBIE {{captain}}}}
{{sq gold player |no=10 |pos=CF |name={{tt|HERBIE|The man himself}} {{captain}}}}
{{sq mid}}
{{sq mid}}
{{sq player |no=12 |pos=CB |name=/blindfold/}}
{{sq player |no=14 |pos=CB |name={{tt|/blindfold/|A general that is still very much all-the-time alive and active, just like jazz magazines}}}}
{{sq player |no=13 |pos=CB |name=Fake Book}}
{{sq player |no=18 |pos=CB |name={{tt|Criss Cross|Best players in New York, absolutely abysmal album art I mean what the fuck}}}}
{{sq player |no=14 |pos=CB |name=Bad Cover = Great Album}}
{{sq player |no=17 |pos=CB |name={{tt|It Lacks Theory|Objectively, it isn't music}}}}
{{sq player |no=15 |pos=CB |name=It Lacks Theory}}
{{sq player |no=12 |pos=CB |name={{tt|{{greentext|The London Scene}}|1:make it hiphop 2:???? 3:profit}}}}
{{sq player |no=16 |pos=CB |name=Dilla Beats}}
{{sq player |no=251 |pos=CB |name={{tt|ii-V-I|Wait... it's ALL turnarounds?}}}}
{{sq player |no=17 |pos=DMF |name=sus}}
{{sq player |no=16 |pos=CB |name={{tt|Berklee Graduate|Congrats! You're 100k in debt and you're still playing open mics}}}}
{{sq player |no=18 |pos=DMF |name=Is Whiplash Accurate?}}
{{sq player |no=13 |pos=CB |name={{tt|Monk|He's fucking Thelonious Monk what do you want me to say}}}}
{{sq player |no=251 |pos=DMF |name=ii-V-I}}
{{sq player |no=19 |pos=DMF |name={{tt|Fake Book|If you need to read jazz, you're not gonna make it}}}}
{{sq player |no=20 |pos=CMF |name=The Jazz Masse Ngers}}
{{sq player |no=20 |pos=DMF |name={{tt|sus|sus}}}}
{{sq player |no=21 |pos=CMF |name=WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?}}
{{sq player |no=21 |pos=DMF |name={{tt|The Jazz Messe Ngers|jej}}}}
{{sq player |no=22 |pos=CMF |name=Killer Cats}}
{{sq player |no=22 |pos=RWF |name={{tt|WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?|YOU'RE NOTHING. SHAME ON YOU}}}}
{{sq player |no=23 |pos=SS |name=Cowboy Bebop}}
{{sq player |no=23 |pos=RWF |name={{tt|Cowboy Bebop|On permanent transfer from /a/}}}}
{{sq end}}
{{sq end}}
[https://mega.nz/file/swQyHBzA#o8SwLIE-bXS6L_Vm0VPd6q042HbtsEqIt6N6jVY5H_Y You gotta check out this music export man, the cuts on this shit are so fucking NASTY]
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Latest revision as of 04:48, 22 February 2021

/jazz/
(jazz music starts)
Jazz logo.png
/jazz/ - Jazz Music
Founded September 6, 1877
Owner The Duke
IRL manager Managerless (Autopilot)
Team colors
Chat color #0A39DC
Kind Of Blue
Top scorer N/A (N/A)
Top assister N/A (N/A)
Captain HERBIE
Website /jazz/ - Jazz Music
Nickname The Cats
The Bad Motherfuckers
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
0 0 0 0 0%
GF GA GD
0 0 0
Biggest win
TBD TBD icon.png TBD icon.png TBD
Biggest defeat
TBD TBD icon.png TBD icon.png TBD
First match
TBD TBD icon.png TBD icon.png TBD
Team music
Anthem Blue Train
John Coltrane
Victory Anthem It Don't Mean A Thing (If It Ain’t Got That Swing)
Duke Ellington

Goal horn Central Park North
Thad Jones and Mel Lewis
HERBIE Goalhorn Chameleon
Herbie Hancock
HERBIE Hattrick Horn I Thought It Was You
Herbie Hancock
Miles, Coltrane, Mingus... Goalhorn Better Git It In Your Soul
Charles Mingus
Brace Giant Steps
John Coltrane
Hattrick Shhh/Peaceful
Miles Davis
Double Brace Moment's Notice
John Coltrane
Whatever 5 goals is called Moanin'
Charles Mingus
This Shit Sounds Like Mario Kart Goalhorn Medieval Overture
Chick Corea and Return To Forever
Sun Ra Goalhorn Space Is The Place
Sun Ra
Kits


<embedvideo service="youtube">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1fWJKaUZ_4</embedvideo>

Roster

No. Position Player
1
  GK
FREEEEE JAAAAAZZ
2
  CB
The Bird
4
  CB
The Shed
3
  CB
The Lick
5
  CB
Kenny G
8
  DMF
Le Ebin
7
  CMF
Youtube-Core
6
  CMF
Sun Ra
9
  SS
This Shit Sounds Like Mario Kart
11
  CF
Miles, Coltrane, Mingus...
10
  CF
HERBIE Captain
No. Position Player
14
  CB
/blindfold/
18
  CB
Criss Cross
17
  CB
It Lacks Theory
12
  CB
>The London Scene
251
  CB
ii-V-I
16
  CB
Berklee Graduate
13
  CB
Monk
19
  DMF
Fake Book
20
  DMF
sus
21
  DMF
The Jazz Messe Ngers
22
  RWF
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
23
  RWF
Cowboy Bebop

You gotta check out this music export man, the cuts on this shit are so fucking NASTY