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In God We Trust
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/fl/ - Florida
Founded March 3, 1845 Owner Ron DeSantis IRL manager Juan !!zNc6KCqHgOI Team colors Chat color #EE82EE Orange Creamsicle Top scorer N/A (N/A) Top assister N/A (N/A) Captain FLORIDA MAN Website /fl/ - Florida Nickname /fl/oridians
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 0 0 0 0 0%
GF GA GD 0 0 0
Biggest win TBD  –  TBD Biggest defeat TBD  –  TBD First match TBD  –  TBD
Team music
Anthem Gloria Estefan~ Conga Victory Anthem Universe of Energy Goal horn Florida Man Stories JEB! Jebcore
Kits

Roster

No. Position Player 1   GK Stand Your Ground 2   LB Gator Bro 3   CB The Mouse 4   CB Citrus Gang 5   RB Boomer Invasion 6   DMF Shoot the Hurricanes 7   CMF >Succaneers 8   CMF Based Spics 9   SS JEB! 10   SS In Publix We Trust 11   CF FLORIDA MAN

No. Position Player 12   GK Capital of Latin America 13   CB Invasive Species 14   CB Macho Man 15   CB AEIOU 16   RB Lake Okeewhatnow? 17   RB Indiun Wars 18   LB >Buying Florida 19   LB Oh Fuck Why Is It So Hot Here 20   DMF WE WUZ FIRST N SHIT 21   DMF Zimmerman 22   CMF Muh Beaches 23   CMF NASCAR

Player	Description
Stand Your Ground	NO DUTY TO RETREAT, Fuck around and find out
Gator Bro	I love you Gator-Kun you are my best fren
The Mouse	Holy fucking shit Disney, please don't completely take over our economy and make us proxy's for The Mouse
Citrus Gang	Orange Pride World Wide!
Boomer Invasion	Fack off we're full.
Shoot the Hurricane	https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/hurricane-irma-gun-owners-florida-shoot-down-storm-a7937546.html
>Succaneers	>26 consecutive losses >14 consecutive lost seasons >but muh Superbowl
Based Spics	Los cubanos son el mayor aliado de Florida
JEB!	Please Clap, JEB! needs to pay for the Gucabowl
In Publix We Trust	Our mission at Publix is to be the premier quality food retailer in the world.
Florida Man	FLORDIAN MAN STEALS FOOTBALL GAME DURING EXTRA TIME, More News at 11
Capital of Latin America	Say ello to my little friend!
Invasive Species	DEATH BATTLE: ANACONDA VS ALLIGATOR, WHO WILL COME OUT ON TOP?
Macho Man	SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM, rip king.
AEIOU	Cape Canaveral calls for me, to the final frontier
Lake Okeewhatnow?	Its the big lake that's smack dab in the middle of the state, pretty cool
Indiun Wars	You know when Andrew Jackson had to get involved and their were three fucking wars fought shit was intense.
>Buying Florida	> imagine not only having to be stuck with Florida but also have to buy it from the Spanish
Oh Fuck Why Is It So Hot Here	> its Christmas day and its still 75 degrees out
WE WUZ FIRST N SHIT	English BTFO'd St. Augustine was da best.
Zimmerman	Can't Flim Flam the Zim Zam: Did absolutely nothing wrong.
Muh Beaches	Flordian Beaches are ze greatest beaches in ze world!
NASCAR	Europoors BTFO, NASCAR is the real racing sport god.