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|altgh1_what= Pingu's Goal horn | |altgh1_what= Pingu's Goal horn | ||
|althorn1= www.youtube.com/watch?v= | |althorn1= www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYlB3dN-udY | ||
|altgh1_title= Pingu theme | |altgh1_title= Pingu theme | ||
|nickname= Apple Juice India | |nickname= Apple Juice India | ||
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this team sucks lol | |||
==Roster== | ==Roster== | ||
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| Swiss Neutrality || You can't lose a war if you never participated in one. | | Swiss Neutrality || You can't lose a war if you never participated in one. | ||
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| | | Zero crimes|| Third highest gun buyer, every citizen has his own gun and still nobody wants to shoot each other. | ||
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| Commit Assisted Suicide|| We are so humanitarian we gonna help you end yourself if you are determined to do it | | Commit Assisted Suicide|| We are so humanitarian we gonna help you end yourself if you are determined to do it | ||
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| Mountain Fortress|| It's impossible to invade Switzerland. | | Mountain Fortress|| It's impossible to invade Switzerland. | ||
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| | | Swiss express|| The country with the best railways for your local train. | ||
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| Feefur HQ || The home of FIFA. Zürich, Switzerland. | | Feefur HQ || The home of FIFA. Zürich, Switzerland. | ||
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| Pay your Dog Taxes || Switzerland has a dog tax which starts at 160 francs per year for small dogs. | | Pay your Dog Taxes || Switzerland has a dog tax which starts at 160 francs per year for small dogs. | ||
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| 40% of World Global Chocolate || We | | 40% of World Global Chocolate || We have all the giant toblerones of the world | ||
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| Space Velcro || NASA loves it | | Space Velcro || NASA loves it | ||
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| Willhelm Tell|| {{greentext|swiss robin hood and real}} | | Willhelm Tell|| {{greentext|swiss robin hood and real}} | ||
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| LSD || Say thanks to the | | LSD || Say thanks to the Albert Hoffman when you go on another acid trip | ||
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| | | Economy of Switzerland|| 4.Zurich, Switzerland. 8.Bern, Switzerland. 9.Geneva, Switzerland. Top ten most expensive citties worldwide. That's some fucked up rent | ||
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==Match History== | ==Match History== | ||
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!style="background:#231F20;color:#FFFFFF"| Date | |||
!style="background:#231F20;color:#FFFFFF"| Opponent | |||
!style="background:#231F20;color:#FFFFFF"| Competition | |||
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| March 12, 2021 | |||
| {{team away|mn}} | |||
| align=center| [[Multinational Bowl 5]] | |||
| align=center|0-1 | |||
| <small>SWISS ARMY KNIFE {{goal|11}}</small> | |||
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| March 13, 2021 | |||
|{{team away|rlo}} | |||
|align=center| [[Multinational Bowl 5]] | |||
|align=center| 0-2 L | |||
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| March 19, 2021 | |||
|{{team away|ireland}} | |||
|align=center| [[Multinational Bowl 5]] | |||
|align=center| 2-0 L | |||
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Swiss Neutrality | You can't lose a war if you never participated in one. |
Zero crimes | Third highest gun buyer, every citizen has his own gun and still nobody wants to shoot each other. |
Commit Assisted Suicide | We are so humanitarian we gonna help you end yourself if you are determined to do it |
Your website font | Helvetica will never die and most websites you browse use it, even on this one. |
REJECT SMART EMBRACE WATCH | Smartphone? Smartwatch? I just want to know what time is it, better buy a Rolex. |
Free Real Water | "Water is not a human right." - Peter Brabeck-Letmathe, former Nestle CEO |
Laundry Banker | Switzerland has the most trusted banks for your questionable businesses, now go and evade taxes. |
The Geneva Suggestion | >make a global agreement but they still will forget it and do war crimes. |
The Great Roger | Switezerland's tennis pride! The first player to ever get 20 grand slams tittles and the master of grass fields(player with most won Wimbleddons(9)).
ROGER FEDERER! |
Pingu Cannot Lose | The best cartoon for swiss children |
SWISS ARMY KNIFE | Imagine your knife isn't multiuse, every kid has it. |
Mountain Fortress | It's impossible to invade Switzerland. |
Swiss express | The country with the best railways for your local train. |
Feefur HQ | The home of FIFA. Zürich, Switzerland. |
Holey cheese | It's not cheese if isn't full of holes. |
Louis Chevrolet | Co-creator of the brand Chevrolet, even has his name! Sold it to the Americans. |
Pay your Dog Taxes | Switzerland has a dog tax which starts at 160 francs per year for small dogs. |
40% of World Global Chocolate | We have all the giant toblerones of the world |
Space Velcro | NASA loves it |
>Switzerland has an army | One day we gonna use it, it's well trained. |
Willhelm Tell | >swiss robin hood and real |
LSD | Say thanks to the Albert Hoffman when you go on another acid trip |
Economy of Switzerland | 4.Zurich, Switzerland. 8.Bern, Switzerland. 9.Geneva, Switzerland. Top ten most expensive citties worldwide. That's some fucked up rent |
Match History
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March 12, 2021 | /mn/ | Multinational Bowl 5 | 0-1 | SWISS ARMY KNIFE 11' |
March 13, 2021 | /rlo/ | Multinational Bowl 5 | 0-2 L | |
March 19, 2021 | /ireland/ | Multinational Bowl 5 | 2-0 L |