/jp/ Roster

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Picture	Name	Representing...	Description
	Get out of /jp/	/jp/	Due to her abrasiveness and bluntness, Marisa is the perfect candidate for letting people know that /jp/ is a board where bullshit is not tolerated. These qualities also make her an excellent captain for the team.
	Billy Herrington	Popular vote	Popular icon of the Gachimuchi series, and easily recognizable for his figure and presence. RIP Billy ;_;7
	The Narrative	/hlg/	Peko in Boots, the one who tricks the nousagi. She hides who she really is and pretends to be someone else forever. So in time she becomes that person, so her lie becomes the truth, see? She transcends the mask. That's how she finds happiness. That's pretty good, right?
	TAKE IT EASY!	Popular vote	These abominations with passing resemblances to Touhou characters aren't too good at playing football on virtue of having no legs, but seem to have an uncanny ability to attract all the tackles from the opposing players, which makes them a great distraction.
	Captain Meido	Popular Vote	The trusty /jp/ meido is always there to keep crossboarders and shitposters at bay, so who better than her to stop the opponents attempts on the goal?
	Dollfie	BJD Thread	A line of 1/6th scale vinyl figures made by Volks Inc., broadly considered the gold standard in ball jointed dolls. Individual dolls can cost upwards of $500 USD and come completely blank, being extensively customized by hobbyists with clothing, hair, and so on.
	VIRGOTRON-R20	/ona/	Lifelike gattai ;-;
	Dekinai-chan	DJT	You can't learn Japanese. You don't even know how to score a goal.
	Neco-Arc	/tmg/	A stylized, catlike version of Arcueid Brunestud which serves as the mascot of Type-Moon, most famously appearing in Melty Blood. Because it's written by Nasu, it's naturally canon that she's not just real and distinct from the real Arcueid, but one of the most powerful characters in the setting.
	Giant Yukari	/kcs/	She's a big girl.
	TTKZ	KanColle	What do you think the "T" stands for?
	Takahashi Shoko	JAV Thread	The song? Darude Sandstorm. The actress? Takahashi Shoko.
	Pickle Bern	/07/	Ushiromiya Battler... I've turned myself into a pickle!
	Watanabe Junnosuke	/alt/	The founder of WACK, an idol company whose groups encompass a variety of "alternative" musical styles and aesthetics (punk, metal, etc). For his part, Watanabe is the producer for all of the WACK groups as well as a fashion designer and belligerent twitterer.
	Nazono Mito	Nijisanji Thread	Stuck in Live2D? Become the 3D model yourself.
	DOKEEEEEEEEEEE	Aizu-Wakamatsu	Watching trains on streaming webcams? Based. Watching trains from the middle of the road with a gaggle of other autistic railfans and being a general public nuisance? Unbased. Get photobombed.
	Kageyama Yuuka	Sakamichi General	The football autist of Hinatazaka46. Dortmund fan.
	RaMu	Gravure Thread	Measurements: B94 / W64 / H93 Cup Size: H Cup Height: 162cm
	Gazer	Monster Girl Thread	The single-eye is a sensual and overwhelmingly sexy organ. Single-eyed women are the best reproductive partners.
	YUA!	Virtual Youtuber	Brought back from the dead by request of the virtual youtuber thread. Perhaps the real YUA line is the grave.
	Shiteyanyo	Vocaloid Thread	Miku, but a nightmare. Officially recognized by Crypton, appearing in backgrounds and as accessories in various Project Diva games.
	Flanfly	Touhou Lost Word	It's always 2AM somewhere.
	Younger Sister	Elona Thread	My mount ate younger sister meat and suddenly turned into a younger sister. Now she won't hold a weapon even though I gene engineered her to do so. She didn't even make me breakfast. I want a divorce.

Former players

Position	Name	Picture	Description
RB	Chu-Chu		Going back to smile town
CB	Ero Ruins Eroge		Maybe, but gacha ruins everything.
RB	Why is /jp/ so shitty?		The world may never know.
LB	Autism		Retired, having played for /jp/ for the better part of a decade.
CB	YJSNPI		>2021 >OtoMAD is forgotten
DMF	Too Green		She was too green.
DMF	sage		Reason: Announcing a 'sage'.
LMF	Kizuna AI		Traded to /vt/ for a packet of cheese okaki.
CB	Fumos		Cut from the team after multiple replacements purchased from scalpers ended up being counterfeit anyway.
CB	Beato		*cackles*
CB	Japanese Bird		Unable to survive rumors that he was not actually Japanese.
CB	Ohayou		No awooing
CB	(´・ω・｀)		(´・ω・｀)
CB	Corndog Tenshi		Lives on in the victory anthem, at least.
CB	wich2huwudufuq		The answer was always all of them.
CB	Tokoyami Towa		Is that all you shitposting fucks can say?
CB	Abayo, Chocoball		Friendzoned.
LMF	Sachiko		bap
RMF	Klown Kunny Klassic		Clown abuse didn't work as well as hoped.
RMF	Akane-Chan		Ahokusa.
RMF	Cirno		Alexa this is so sad play Bad Apple
CMF	I FUCKING HATE THIS BITCH		我爱北京天安门
CMF	Senchou's Aging Womb		Sent to the retirement home.
CMF	Poliacci		ligma balls