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| Co-Manager for [[:/sp/]]
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| Manager for [[:/tf2g/]] in the /vg/ league
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| {{SimpleBoardInfobox
| | Teams:<br>{{team away|tf2g}} /vg/ league<br>{{team away|leftypol}} /pol/eague<br>{{team away|genwun}} /vp/ bowl<br>{{team away|oilels}} /hoc/ league<br>{{team away|nhl}} /sp/erb owl<br>{{team away|sneed}} /tv/ league<br>{{team away|leaf}} Multinational Bowl<br>{{team away|metal}} Gusic League |
| |team= oilels
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| |general= no
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| |motto= After 10 soul-crushing years
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| |name= Edmonton Oilers
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| |date= 1973
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| |manager= Peter Chiarelli
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| |owner= Daryl Katz
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| |irl= HarryEnfield
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| |color1= 000080
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| |color2= 9C6D01
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| |scorer= Wayne Gretzky
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| |goals= 583
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| |assister= Wayne Gretzky
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| |assists= 1086
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| |captain= McJesus
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| |w=10
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| |d=2
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| |l=9
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| |gf=42
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| |ga=36
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| |win_home= ncaah
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| |win_away= oilels
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| |win_score_home= 0
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| |win_score_away= 4
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| |win_date= 9/29/17
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| |lose_home= SuperGT
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| |lose_away= oilels
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| |lose_score_home= 4
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| |lose_score_away= 0
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| |lose_date= 01/27/19
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| |first_home= mild
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| |first_away= oilels
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| |first_score_home= 1
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| |first_score_away= 0
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| |first_date= 9/15/17
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| |hex= 9C6D01
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| |color= Oilel Copper
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| |anthem= www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPviM4g4XWQ
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| |a_title= Heaven In Alberta
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| |altanthem1_what= Playoff Anthem
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| |altanthem1= www.youtube.com/watch?v=aONcdN0Weiw
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| |altanthem1_title= (Copper and Blue) Blood Of Heroes
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| |horn= www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZ2gqxbhPp8
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| |gh_title= THE DREAM
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| |nickname= The Oilers
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| |altgh1_what= Alt. Goal Horn
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| |althorn1= www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pHa5BsC_Mk
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| |altgh1_title= THE FINAL SOLUTION scores
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| }}
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| ==Roster==
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| {{sq start}}
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| {{sq start player |no=19 |pos=GK |name={{greentext|Finnish Goaltending}}}}
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| {{sq start player |no=0 |pos=CB |name={{greentext|No Defence}}}}
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| {{sq start player |no=44 |pos=CB |name=Chris Pronger's Contract}}
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| {{sq silver player |no=7 |pos=CB|name=GOAT Coffey}}
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| {{sq start player |no=93 |pos=DMF |name=The Nuge}}
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| {{sq start player |no=06 |pos=CMF |name=THE DREAM OF '06}}
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| {{sq start player |no=94 |pos=CMF |name=Ryan Smyth's Mullet}}
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| {{sq start player |no=27 |pos=LWF |name=L O O C H}}
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| {{sq silver player |no=98 |pos=RWF |name=Poolparty}}
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| {{sq gold player |no=29 |pos=SS |name=THE FINAL SOLUTION}}
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| {{sq gold player |no=97 |pos=CF |name=McJesus{{captain}}}}
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| {{sq mid}}
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| {{sq player |no=12 |pos=GK |name=Twelve Years Of Bad Management}}
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| {{sq player |no=4 |pos=CB |name=Kris Russell Own Goal}}
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| {{sq player |no=77 |pos=CB |name=Swedish Defense}}
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| {{sq player |no=25 |pos=CB |name=Male Nurse}}
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| {{sq player |no=5 |pos=CB |name=Oilers Won The Trade}}
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| {{sq player |no=15 |pos=CB |name=Fire Chiarelli}}
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| {{sq player |no=64 |pos=DMF |name=Prospect Graveyard}}
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| {{sq player |no=91 |pos=CMF |name=Yung Drake}}
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| {{sq player |no=16 |pos=CMF |name=Pre-Cocaine Jarret Stoll}}
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| {{sq player |no=83 |pos=CMF |name=Patrik Stefan Empty Net Apology}}
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| {{sq player |no=17 |pos=LWF |name=Sucks At Hockey}}
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| {{sq player |no=89 |pos=RWF |name=8 Point Gagner}}
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| {{sq end}}
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| {| class="wikitable"
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| ! width=20%; scope="col" style="background:#000080;color:#9C6D01"| Player
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| ! width=65%; scope="col" style="background:#000080;color:#9C6D01"| Description
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| | >Finnish Goaltending || Mikko Koskinen
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| | Twelve Years Of Bad Management || Bad decisions galore
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| | GOAT Coffey || Coffey > Orr fuck you
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| | >No Defense || Almost no notable D-men since Chris Pronger
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| | Swedish Defense || Klefbom and Larsson baybee
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| | Chris Pronger's Contract || If he won't come back then I can at least have his contract /abandonment issues
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| | Oilers Won The Trade || Thank you New Jersey Devils
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| | Male Nurse || Darnell please pan out
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| | McJesus || Our lord and saviour
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| | THE FINAL SOLUTION || Based Leon Draisaitl
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| | Poolparty || BULJU :-DDD (thank you Columbus for passing on him)
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| | Sucks At Hockey || Drew Doughty to Patrick Maroon: "Wow, you suck at hockey bud. How long have you been playing?"
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| | L O O C H || AKA the guy everyone hates unless he plays for their team
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| | Patrik Stefan Empty Net Apology || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bBns6ZUn0U CAN YOU BELIEVE WHAT WE JUST SAW]
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| | Pre-Cocaine Jarret Stoll || Before he went to LA
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| | Ryan Smyth's Mullet || 2nd in majesty only to Jagr
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| | Prospect Graveyard || Where careers go to die
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| | The Nuge || NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE
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| | Yung Drake || Caggiula the college kid
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| | THE DREAM OF '06 || What if Roloson never got hurt...
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| | Sucks At Hockey || Drew Doughty to Patrick Maroon: "Wow, you suck at hockey, buddy. How long have you been playing?"
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| | Kris Russell own goal || J U S T
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| | Fire Chiarelli || Before he fucks up my team even further
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| |}
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| ==Awards==
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| {| class="wikitable" width=65%
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| ! width=13%; scope="col" style="background:#D4AF37;color:#ffffff" | Player
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| ! width=40%; scope="col" style="background:#D4AF37;color:#ffffff" | Award - Season
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| | McJesus || Hart Memorial Trophy (MVP) - [[:/hoc/ League 2017]]
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| | McJesus || Rocket Richard (Most Goals) - [[:/hoc/ League 2017]]
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| |}
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| ==Match History==
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| !style="background:#EB4433;color:#FFFFFF"| Date
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| !style="background:#EB4433;color:#FFFFFF"| Opponent
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| !style="background:#EB4433;color:#FFFFFF"| Competition
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| !style="background:#EB4433;color:#FFFFFF"| Result
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| !style="background:#EB4433;color:#FFFFFF"| Scorers
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| |-bgcolor='ffcccc'
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| | 15 September 2017
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| |{{team away|mild}}
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| |align=center|[[:/hoc/ League 2017]]
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| '''Regular Season'''
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| |align=center|0-1 L
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| |<small> </small>
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| |-bgcolor='ffcccc'
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| | 22 September 2017
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| |{{team away|broons}}
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| |align=center|[[:/hoc/ League 2017]]
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| '''Regular Season'''
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| |align=center|3-4 L
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| |<small> {{goal|57||63||90+3}} McJesus</small>
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| |-bgcolor='ccffcc'
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| | 29 September 2017
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| |{{team away|ncaah}}
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| |align=center|[[:/hoc/ League 2017]]
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| '''Regular Season'''
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| |align=center|4-0 W
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| |<small> {{goal|50}} Poolparty</small><small> {{goal|58}} McJesus</small><small> {{goal|80}} L O O C H</small><small> {{goal|82}} The Final Solution</small>
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| |-bgcolor='ccffcc'
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| | 6 October 2017
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| |{{team home|stors}}
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| |align=center|[[:/hoc/ League 2017]]
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| '''Regular Season'''
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| |align=center|2-4 W
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| |<small> {{goal|22||35}} McJesus</small><small> {{goal|62||82}} The Final Solution</small>
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| |-bgcolor='ffcccc'
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| | 13 October 2017
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| |{{team away|rags}}
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| |align=center|[[:/hoc/ League 2017]]
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| '''Regular Season'''
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| |align=center|3-5 L
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| |<small> {{goal|6}} Poolparty</small><small> {{goal|11}} L O O C H</small><small> {{goal|14}} McJesus</small>
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| |-bgcolor='ffcccc'
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| | 20 October 2017
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| |{{team home|drw}}
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| |align=center|[[:/hoc/ League 2017]]
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| '''Regular Season'''
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| |align=center|2-0 L
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| |<small> </small>
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| |-bgcolor='ccffcc'
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| | 20 October 2017
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| |{{team home|mild}}
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| |align=center|[[:/hoc/ League 2017]]
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| '''Regular Season'''
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| |align=center|0-4 W
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| |<small> {{goal|10||87}} McJesus</small><small> {{goal|45+1}} Poolparty</small><small> {{goal|68}} The Final Solution</small>
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| |-bgcolor='ccffcc'
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| | 17 November 2017
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| |{{team home|snes}}
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| |align=center|[[:/hoc/ League 2017]]
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| '''Regular Season'''
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| |align=center|0-2 W
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| |<small> {{goal|45+1}} Poolparty</small><small> {{goal|73}} Sucks At Hockey</small>
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| |-bgcolor='ffcccc'
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| | 15 December 2017
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| |{{team away|stors}}
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| |align=center|[[:/hoc/ League 2017]]
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| '''Regular Season'''
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| |align=center|0-2 L
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| |<small></small>
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| | 15 December 2017
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| |{{team home|ncaah}}
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| |align=center|[[:/hoc/ League 2017]]
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| '''Regular Season'''
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| |align=center|0-4 W
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| |<small> {{goal|25||84}} McJesus</small><small> {{goal|31}} The Final Solution</small><small> {{goal|90+3}} Poolparty</small>
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| | 22 December 2017
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| |{{team away|stors}}
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| |align=center|[[:/hoc/ League 2017]]
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| '''Playoffs - Semi-Finals'''
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| |align=center|0-1 L
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| |<small></small>
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| | 22 December 2017
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| |{{team home|stors}}
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| |align=center|[[:/hoc/ League 2017]]
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| '''Playoffs - Semi-Finals'''
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| |align=center|2-3 W (a.e.t.)
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| |<small> {{goal|20}} Poolparty</small><small> {{goal|36}} The Final Solution</small><small> {{goal|92}} McJesus</small>
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| | 22 December 2017
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| |{{team away|stors}}
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| |align=center|[[:/hoc/ League 2017]]
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| '''Playoffs - Semi-Finals'''
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| |align=center|1-3 L
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| |<small>{{goal|88}} The Final Solution</small>
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| | align=left| January 19, 2019
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| | align=left| {{team away|copalib}}
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| | align=center| [[File:Sperb_Owl_2019_logo.png|25px]] [[:/sp/erb Owl 2019|/sp/erb Owl 2019]]
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| '''Group Stage'''
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| | align=center|0-1 L
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| | align=left|<small><small>
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| | align=left| January 20, 2019
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| | align=left| {{team away|isles}}
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| | align=center| [[File:Sperb_Owl_2019_logo.png|25px]] [[:/sp/erb Owl 2019|/sp/erb Owl 2019]]
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| '''Group Stage'''
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| | align=center|3-1 W
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| | align=left|<small> {{goal|13}} PoolParty</small><small> {{goal|45+1}} L O O C H</small> {{goal|69}} McJesus<small>
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| | align=left| January 25, 2019
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| | align=left| {{team home|trb}}
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| | align=center| [[File:Sperb_Owl_2019_logo.png|25px]] [[:/sp/erb Owl 2019|/sp/erb Owl 2019]]
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| '''Group Stage'''
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| | align=center|2-3 W
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| | align=left|<small> {{goal|8||57}} McJesus</small> <small> {{goal|85}} The Final Solution</small>
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| | align=left| January 26, 2019
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| | align=left| {{team home|ncaah}}
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| | align=center| [[File:Sperb_Owl_2019_logo.png|25px]] [[:/sp/erb Owl 2019|/sp/erb Owl 2019]]
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| '''Playoff Round'''
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| | align=center|1-2 W
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| | align=left|<small> {{goal|13}} The Final Solution</small> <small> {{goal|90+5}} McJesus</small>
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| | align=left| January 27, 2019
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| | align=left| {{team away|SuperGT}}
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| | align=center| [[File:Sperb_Owl_2019_logo.png|25px]] [[:/sp/erb Owl 2019|/sp/erb Owl 2019]]
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| '''Quarterfinals'''
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| | align=center|0-4 L
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| | align=left|<small></small>
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| |-bgcolor="ccffcc"
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| | align=left| March 21, 2019
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| | align=left| {{team home|gt}}
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| | align=center| [[Beta Bowl 3]]
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| '''Group Stage'''
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| | align=center|0-1 W
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| | align=left|<small> {{goal|73}} Poolparty</small>
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| |-bgcolor="ffffcc"
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| | align=left| March 22, 2019
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| | align=left| {{team home|ice}}
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| | align=center| [[Beta Bowl 3]]
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| '''Group Stage'''
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| | align=center| 2-2 D
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| | align=left|<small> {{goal|5||28}} McJesus</small>
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| |-bgcolor="ffffcc"
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| | align=left| March 24, 2019
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| | align=left| {{team away|bang}}
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| | align=center| [[Beta Bowl 3]]
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| '''Group Stage'''
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| | align=center| 3-3 D
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| | align=left|<small> {{goal|11}} McJesus</small> <small> {{goal|40|pen.|63}} The Final Solution</small>
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