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/oilels/
After 10 soul-crushing years
Oilels logo.png
/oilels/ - Edmonton Oilers
Founded November 1, 1971
Owner Daryl Katz
General manager Ken Holland
Head coach N/A
IRL manager HarryEnfield
Team colors
HEX color 9C6D01
Oilel Copper
Top scorer McJesus (25)
Top assister THE FINAL SOLUTION (13)
Captain McJesus
Nickname Oilels
Home arena N/A
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
13 2 10 25 52%
GF GA GD
52 46 +6
Biggest win
/ncaah/ Ncaah icon.png 0–4 Oilels icon.png /oilels/
9/29/17
Biggest defeat
/SuperGT/ SuperGT icon.png 4–0 Oilels icon.png /oilels/
01/27/19
First match
/mild/ Mild icon.png 1–0 Oilels icon.png /oilels/
9/15/17
Team music
Anthem Heaven In Alberta
Playoff Anthem (Copper and Blue) Blood Of Heroes

Goal horn THE DREAM
Alt. Goal Horn THE FINAL SOLUTION scores
Kits


Roster

No. Position Player
12
  GK
Twelve Years Of Bad Management
0
  CB
>No Defence
44
  CB
Chris Pronger's Contract
2
  CB
Bouchard Bomb
93
  DMF
The Nuge
06
  CMF
THE DREAM OF '06
94
  CMF
Ryan Smyth's Mullet
8
  LWF
Revolving Door of Wingers
18
  RWF
James "The Real Deal" Neal
29
  SS
THE FINAL SOLUTION
97
  CF
McJesusCaptain
No. Position Player
19
  GK
>Finnish Goaltending
76
  CB
DA BURR
77
  CB
Swedish Defense
25
  CB
Male Nurse
5
  CB
Oilers Won The Trade
15
  CB
The Ghost of Chiarelli
64
  DMF
Prospect Graveyard
60
  CMF
Granny Smith
89
  CMF
8 Point Gagner
83
  CMF
Patrik Stefan Empty Net Apology
16
  LWF
J.J. Pajeet
44
  RWF
Big Kass
Player Description
>Finnish Goaltending Mikko Koskinen
Twelve Years Of Bad Management Bad decisions galore
BOUCHARD BOMB Evan Bouchard can crank it
>No Defense Almost no notable D-men since Chris Pronger
Swedish Defense Klefbom and Larsson baybee
Chris Pronger's Contract If he won't come back then I can at least have his contract /abandonment issues
Oilers Won The Trade Thank you New Jersey Devils
Male Nurse Darnell please pan out
McJesus Our lord and saviour
THE FINAL SOLUTION Based Leon Draisaitl
James "The Real Deal" Neal Gives me The Real Feels
Revolving Door of Wingers Who gets to play with McJesus this week?
J.J. Pajeet Only other pajeet than Kadri to play in the NHL
Patrik Stefan Empty Net Apology CAN YOU BELIEVE WHAT WE JUST SAW
Granny Smith Markus Granlund
Ryan Smyth's Mullet 2nd in majesty only to Jagr
Prospect Graveyard Where careers go to die
The Nuge NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE
8 Point Gagner 4 goals 4 assists >shitcago
THE DREAM OF '06 What if Roloson never got hurt...
Big Kass S A W F T
DA BURR Ethan has spirit of Bear
The Ghost of Chiarelli Bad contracts still lingering

Awards

Player Award - Season
McJesus Hart Memorial Trophy (MVP) - /hoc/ League 2017
McJesus Rocket Richard (Most Goals) - /hoc/ League 2017
McJesus Golden Boot - Beta Bowl 3

Match History

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers
15 September 2017 Mild icon.png /mild/ Hoc logo.png /hoc/ League 2017

Regular Season

0-1 L
22 September 2017 Broons icon.png /broons/ Hoc logo.png /hoc/ League 2017

Regular Season

3-4 L Goal 57'63'90+3' McJesus
29 September 2017 Ncaah icon.png /ncaah/ Hoc logo.png /hoc/ League 2017

Regular Season

4-0 W Goal 50' Poolparty Goal 58' McJesus Goal 80' L O O C H Goal 82' The Final Solution
6 October 2017 Stors icon.png /stors/ Hoc logo.png /hoc/ League 2017

Regular Season

4-2 W Goal 22'35' McJesus Goal 62'82' The Final Solution
13 October 2017 Rags icon.png /rags/ Hoc logo.png /hoc/ League 2017

Regular Season

3-5 L Goal 6' Poolparty Goal 11' L O O C H Goal 14' McJesus
20 October 2017 Drw icon.png /drw/ Hoc logo.png /hoc/ League 2017

Regular Season

0-2 L
20 October 2017 Mild icon.png /mild/ Hoc logo.png /hoc/ League 2017

Regular Season

4-0 W Goal 10'87' McJesus Goal 45+1' Poolparty Goal 68' The Final Solution
17 November 2017 Snes icon.png /snes/ Hoc logo.png /hoc/ League 2017

Regular Season

2-0 W Goal 45+1' Poolparty Scored 73' MacConcussion
15 December 2017 Stors icon.png /stors/ Hoc logo.png /hoc/ League 2017

Regular Season

0-2 L
15 December 2017 Ncaah icon.png /ncaah/ Hoc logo.png /hoc/ League 2017

Regular Season

4-0 W Goal 25'84' McJesus Goal 31' The Final Solution Goal 90+3' Poolparty
22 December 2017 Stors icon.png /stors/ Hoc logo.png /hoc/ League 2017

Playoffs - Semi-Finals

0-1 L
22 December 2017 Stors icon.png /stors/ Hoc logo.png /hoc/ League 2017

Playoffs - Semi-Finals

3-2 W (a.e.t.) Goal 20' Poolparty Goal 36' The Final Solution Goal 92' McJesus
22 December 2017 Stors icon.png /stors/ Hoc logo.png /hoc/ League 2017

Playoffs - Semi-Finals

1-3 L Goal 88' The Final Solution
January 19, 2019 Copalib icon.png /copalib/ Sperb Owl 2019 logo.png /sp/erb Owl 2019

Group Stage

0-1 L
January 20, 2019 Isles icon.png /isles/ Sperb Owl 2019 logo.png /sp/erb Owl 2019

Group Stage

3-1 W Goal 13' PoolParty Goal 45+1' L O O C H Goal 69' McJesus
January 25, 2019 Trb icon.png /trb/ Sperb Owl 2019 logo.png /sp/erb Owl 2019

Group Stage

3-2 W Goal 8'57' McJesus Goal 85' The Final Solution
January 26, 2019 Ncaah icon.png /ncaah/ Sperb Owl 2019 logo.png /sp/erb Owl 2019

Playoff Round

2-1 W Goal 13' The Final Solution Goal 90+5' McJesus
January 27, 2019 SuperGT icon.png /SuperGT/ Sperb Owl 2019 logo.png /sp/erb Owl 2019

Quarterfinals

0-4 L
March 21, 2019 Gt icon.png /gt/ Beta Bowl 3

Group Stage

1-0 W Goal 73' Poolparty
March 22, 2019 Ice icon.png /ice/ Beta Bowl 3

Group Stage

2-2 D Goal 5'28' McJesus
March 24, 2019 Bang icon.png /bang/ Beta Bowl 3

Group Stage

3-3 D Goal 11' McJesus Goal 40' (pen.)63' The Final Solution
March 30, 2019 Poland icon.png /poland/ Beta Bowl 3

Round of 16

3-3 W (5-4 PK) Goal 82'90+0'120+0' McJesus Goal 90+3' The Final Solution
March 31, 2019 Bw icon.png /bw/ Beta Bowl 3

Quarterfinal

3-1 W Goal 45+1' Sucks At Hockey Goal 76'84' The Final Solution
March 31, 2019 R9k icon.png /r9k/ Beta Bowl 3

Semifinal

4-3 W Goal 20'45+2'69' McJesus Goal 81' Yung Drake
March 31, 2019 Cfb icon.png /cfb/ Beta Bowl 3

Final

0-3 L
Cantpucks icon.png /cantpucks/ Hoc logo.png /hoc/ League 2019

Regular Season

Vgk icon.png /vgk/ Hoc logo.png /hoc/ League 2019

Regular Season

Shorks icon.png /shorks/ Hoc logo.png /hoc/ League 2019

Regular Season

Jerks icon.png /jerks/ Hoc logo.png /hoc/ League 2019

Regular Season

Ncaah icon.png /ncaah/ Hoc logo.png /hoc/ League 2019

Regular Season

Mdck icon.png /mdck/ Hoc logo.png /hoc/ League 2019

Regular Season

Statistics

Player Goals
McJesus 25
THE FINAL SOLUTION 14
Poolparty 8
L O O C H 3
Sucks At Hockey 1
Yung Drake 1
Player Assists
THE FINAL SOLUTION 13
Poolparty 7
McJesus 4
L O O C H 3
Ryan Smyth's Mullet 3
Sucks At Hockey 2
Pre-Cocaine Jarret Stoll 1
Patrik Stefan Empty Net Apology 1
Chris Pronger's Contract 1
Player Saves
Twelve Years of Bad Management 42
Clam TalBOT 28
>Finnish Goaltending 6


















  • Players in italics are retired

Rivalries

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/cfb/ - Skates vs. Spikes Derby
In /sp/erb Owl 2019, /cfb/ got their shit kicked in by 2 /hoc/ teams during the group stage, and ever since they've seethed at anything /hoc/

When these two teams finally met in the final match of Beta Bowl 3, tensions and hype were very high. Unfortunately, with the help of a brace from 'BAMAWINSLOL, /cfb/ stole the championship
Next time, /oilels/ vow revenge. /hoc/ LIVES

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Played GF GA GD
1 0 3 -3