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The players representing '''[[/fgoalter/]].'''  
The players representing '''[[/fgoalter/]].''' Extremely out of date and in the process of being updated.




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|style="font-size:90%;" width="40px" align="center"|'''Sub'''
|style="background:#C3D69B; font-size:90%;" width="40px" align="center"|'''Standard'''
|style="background:#C3D69B; font-size:90%;" width="40px" align="center"|'''Starter'''
|style="background:#A57164; font-size:90%;" width="40px" align="center"|'''Bronze'''
|style="background:#A57164; font-size:90%;" width="40px" align="center"|'''Bronze'''
|style="background:#C0C0C0; font-size:90%" width="40px" align="center"|'''Silver'''
|style="background:#C0C0C0; font-size:90%" width="40px" align="center"|'''Silver'''
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=== Goalkeepers ===
 
=== Forward/strikers ===
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|style="background:#EDDA74" align="center"|21
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|'''JANNU'''
|style="background:#EDDA74" align="center"|'''DON'T BE GREEDY {{Captain}}'''
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|GK}}
|style="background:#EDDA74" align="center"|{{Position|SS}}
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|[[File:JannuVGFlag.gif|227x298px|center]]
|style="background:#EDDA74" align="center"|
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|'''FASTER'''
[[File:DON'T BE GREEDY.jpg|400x400px]]
|style="background:#EDDA74" align="center"|Albert "One Man Klan" Kao
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|style="background:#C0C0C0" align="center"|'''Tijuana Emiya'''
|style="background:#C0C0C0" align="center"|{{Position|CF}}
|style="background:#C0C0C0" align="center"|
[[File:Censoredman.png|400x400px]]
|style="background:#C0C0C0" align="center"|LOOK HOW THEY MASSACRED MY BOY
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=== Forward/strikers ===
=== Midfield ===
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|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|69
|style="background:#A57164;" align="center"|42
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|'''Whassup my Homies! {{Captain}} '''
|style="background:#A57164;" align="center"|'''Whassup my Homies!'''
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|{{Position|CF}}
|style="background:#A57164;" align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|[[File:OPEN AND SHUT.jpg|300x300px|center]]
|style="background:#A57164;" align="center"|
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"| If they have no Bread, let them eat lead
[[File:Marie + gauntlet.png|400x400px]]
|style="background:#A57164;" align="center"| VIVE LA FRANCE
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|style="background:#C0C0C0" align="center"|69
|style="background:#A57164" align="center"|'''Jalter is Reddit'''
|style="background:#C0C0C0" align="center"|'''YOUR ACCOUNT IS MINE'''
|style="background:#A57164" align="center"|{{Position|SS}}
|style="background:#C0C0C0" align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|style="background:#A57164" align="center"|[[File:Case.jpg|center]]
|style="background:#C0C0C0" align="center"|
|style="background:#A57164" align="center"|Jalter is 4channel
[[File:Hassan.png|400x400px]]
|style="background:#C0C0C0" align="center"|ZABANIYA!
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|style="background:#A57164" align="center"|8
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|'''Waverlet'''
|style="background:#A57164" align="center"|'''LIZ LOVE!'''
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|LB}}
|style="background:#A57164" align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|[[File:rips_up_evidence.png|center]]
|style="background:#A57164" align="center"|
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|Reminder if you don't have him now, you'll never get him later on
[[File:Liz.png|400x400px]]
|style="background:#A57164" align="center"|Lizfags need to be gassed
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|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|88
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|'''Jalter is 4channel'''
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|
[[File:Jalter.png|400x400px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|Jalter is reddit
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|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|18
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|'''DOOMCHAD'''
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|
[[File:Doomchad.png|400x400px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|2 years behind
Gimped SQ rewards
 
Shit localization team
 
Rigged matches
 
Doomchads can't stop winning
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|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|23
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|'''F2P BTW'''
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|
[[File:F2p btw.png|400x400px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|30SSRs, $0 spent
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|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|59
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|'''Finally a Break'''
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|
[[File:Finally a Break.png|400x400px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|Veterans always win baby
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|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|666
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|'''NA ABIGAIL'''
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|
[[File:NA Abigail.png|400x400px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|Pixelated tentacles SOON
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|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|7
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''OH NO NO NO'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|
[[File:OH NO NO NO NO.png|400x400px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|We're laughing at you
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|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|18
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''Roll For Mordred'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|
[[File:Mordred.png|400x400px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"| You fucking retard
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|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|19
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|'''Raitabortion '''
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|
[[File:Raitabortion.png|400x400px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|la abominacion de la raita
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|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|5
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|'''The Priest Smiles'''
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|
[[File:The Priest Smiles.png|400x400px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|Yorokobe Shonen,
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===Midfield===
=== Defenders ===
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|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|3
|style="background:#C0C0C0" align="center"|'''YOUR ACCOUNT IS MINE'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''TIAMAT'''
|style="background:#C0C0C0" align="center"|{{Position|AMF}}
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|style="background:#C0C0C0" align="center"|[[File:non-lethal.jpg|center]]
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|
|style="background:#C0C0C0" align="center"|ZABANIYA
[[File:Tiamat.png|400x400px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa
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|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|14
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''Shikimod'''
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|'''Waverlet'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:a_theory.png|center]]
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Never post THAT on a thread or bitch about Welfareniggers
[[File:Waverlet.png|400x400px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|Grailed Hans
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|style="background:#A57164" align="center"|62
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|2
|style="background:#A57164" align="center"|'''LIZ LOVE!'''
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|'''Have Sex'''
|style="background:#A57164" align="center"|{{Position|LMF}}
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|style="background:#A57164" align="center"|[[File:imcompetence.jpg|252x344px|center]]
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|
|style="background:#A57164" align="center"|Lizfags need to be gassed
[[File:Have Sex.png|400x400px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|Join our Cult incel
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|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|19
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|13
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|'''I Recommend Suicide '''
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|'''I Recommend Suicide'''
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|[[File:WAIT_A_MINUTE.png|center]]
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|Especially if you play gachashit
[[File:I RECOMMEND SUICIDE .png|400x400px]]
Wait a second
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|You require Treatment
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|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|18
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|4
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|'''Skillet'''
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|'''Tamamo Rodriguez'''
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|[[File:asspulls.gif|200x200px|center]]
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|{{Greentext|/4/4/4}}
[[File:Tamamo Rodriguez.png|400x400px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|Tamamospics need to be shot
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|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|5
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|23
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|'''{{Greentext|Greg}} {{Captain}}'''
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|'''GOMMENASORRY'''
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|{{Position|AMF}}
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|[[File:GREG.jpeg|350x350px|center]]
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|The man, the myth, the meme. Legendary autist known to inflict the curse of massive stupidity as well as a desire to ask bizarre questions and create even more bizarre theories on all who play as him. The man exists on a level beyond mortal comprehension, and can not be figured out.
[[File:Gomenasorry.png|400x400px]]
As the true Ace Attorney, Gregory Edgeworth will do his best to tip his fedora and the ball into the goal with some asspulls to assist. Although {{Greentext|implying the curse won't continue and Greg won't choke in the end}}
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|The translation is sore wa chigawrong, yaaaamete kudastoooop
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|style="background:#EDDA74" align="center"|42
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|23
|style="background:#EDDA74" align="center"|'''WE ARE LAWYER'''
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|'''Localization'''
|style="background:#EDDA74" align="center"|{{Position|CF}}
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|style="background:#EDDA74" align="center"|[[File:WE_ARE_LAWYER.png|252x172px|center]]
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|
|style="background:#EDDA74" align="center"|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMGOLGHJ7pg A famous case] called [https://docs.google.com/document/d/1zvEtcB6qCfe0EBa6e5SGFX4EwW68H9mC4ggA0wUJ7vg/edit# "The Turnabout"], that started simply where Larry Butz tried to prank Satan ending in murder. Then the court ends up actually summoning Satan herself in Hell, God revealing himself to be Larry in Heaven, and ends with Apollo cross-examining God in Limbo and realizing
[[File:Localization.png|400x400px]]
'''WE ARE LAWYER''', ''WE SHOULD CHOOSE OUR PATH FOR OURSELVES TO FIND THE TRUTH, FREE OF ANY BEINGS ABOVE US''
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|What do you get when you cross a mentally ill General's VGL team, with a VGL council that laughs at them and rigs the matches against them?
 
'''YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE!'''
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=== Substitutes ===
=== Goalkeepers ===
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|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|1
|align="center"|'''QUALITY rips'''
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|'''JANNU'''
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|GK}}
|align="center"|[[File:QUALITY_rips.gif|center]]
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|[[File:JannuVGFlag.gif|400x400px|center]]
|align="center"|There's good rips, and then there's QUALITY rips with shit animation, such as Qualityquill, an abhorrent abomination infamous for its shitposts. Most known for Qualityquill's hawk Taka who has incredible QUALITY and surpasses the imaginations of everyone wondering what the fuck is that brown piece of shit.
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|'''FASTER'''
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|align="center"|6
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|12
|align="center"|'''((see it?))'''
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|'''D-DOESN'T COUNT '''
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|GK}}
|align="center"|[[File:see_it.png|center]]
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|
|align="center"|(((see it?))) ((((((do you see the contradiction?)))))) (((((((((((((((I can see the contradiction but can you see the contradiction???))))))))))))))))
[[File:IT DOESN'T COUNT.png|400x400px]]
((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((it's so obvious cmon))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|THAT GOAL DIDN'T COUNT
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|align="center"|19
|align="center"|'''19 Years of FUCKING Perfection'''
|align="center"|{{Position|LB}}
|align="center"|[[File:19_YEARS.png|center]] [[File:19_YEAR.png|350x350px|center]]
|align="center"|"i dont play to lose..." *tips*
Autism is not an uncommon sight in Attorney Online, at all really. But one must truly have a high IQ [https://imgur.com/a/A0PaW to appreciate an autistic sperg-out] after ""losing"" by a 19 year(s of FUCKING perfection) old. Getting so mad over a game where the point is to make an enticing story, not win. RIP Hazama
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|align="center"|2
|align="center"|'''H U T C H'''
|align="center"|{{Position|RB}}
|align="center"|[[File:hutch.gif|center]] [[File:hutch2.gif|center]]
|align="center"|I mean, his name is Hutch. What more do you want me to say?
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|align="center"|29
|align="center"|'''THE WALL'''
|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
|align="center"|[[File:PAL.png|center]]
|align="center"|Power Anal Lana (PAL), Valant Gramarye, Gant *rips evidence*, Maya Fey; all these infamous walls have tortured DA's.
When you're 12 contradictions in and the witness still isn't breaking down, you know that you found '''THE WALL'''.
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|align="center"|'''"omit"'''
|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
|align="center"|[[File:literally_omitted_picture.jpeg|center]]
|align="center"|you said problem ? just omit. fixed. talked shit ? avoid penalty with omit
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|align="center"|12
|align="center"|'''Turkey, a favorite of mine'''
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|align="center"|[[File:Turkey.png|300x202px|center]]
|align="center"|An infamous 51 line testimony by a witness that took hours to complete before both the defense and the prosecution broke down into tears trying to cross-examine this monstrosity. It was spent mostly on all the details of his life during that day of the murder. Really has to be seen to be believed.
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|align="center"|15
|align="center"|'''WHO IS THIS HANDSOME MAN?'''
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|align="center"|[[File:handsome_man.png|254x172px|center]]
|align="center"|Some have heard rumors about this man, but none know his mysterious origins. For certain he's not Asougi Kazuma though, that would be a spoiler if it was.
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|align="center"|0
|align="center"|'''JUST A PRANK, BRO'''
|align="center"|{{Position|LMF}}
|align="center"|[[File:A_PRANK.jpg|252x344px|center]]
|align="center"|HAHA, THIS WHOLE MURDER WAS JUST A PRANK! GOTCHA, BRO!
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|align="center"|33
|align="center"|'''IT'S ME, AUSTIN'''
|align="center"|{{Position|SS}}
|align="center"|[[File:IT'S_ME,_AUSTIN.png|center]]
|align="center"|Starting your first testimony as witness with the title "IT'S ME AUSTIN"... Nah, innocent.
'''YOU ALL BOUGHT IT. HOOK, LINE, AND SINKER. '''
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|align="center"|33
|align="center"|'''Adachi - The Egocentric Police Dick.mp3'''
|align="center"|{{Position|SS}}
|align="center"|[[File:adachi_dick.png|344x344px|center]]
|align="center"|'''Adachi changed the music to [https://puu.sh/s3APe/62d926c826.mp3| Adachi - The Egocentric Police Dick.mp3]
'''
When there's an Adachi on the case, detective, witness, prosecution or otherwise, he did the murder. 100% guaranteed guilt. And then he'll shoot everyone in the courtroom when he gets found out and cause a gunfight as he plays his music, spamming sounds like his laugh all the while. A dangerous madman to watch-out for.
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|align="center"|'''WE GIVE UP'''
|align="center"|'''Banana Oni'''
|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
|align="center"|{{Position|RB}}
|align="center"|[[File:We_give_up.png|254x172px|center]]
|align="center"|
|align="center"|Sometimes the case is too hard. The prosecution is overbearing, the witness is a wall, the Judge is biased towards the prosecution, too much evidence against your defendant, you suck shit at finding contradictions... Sometimes it's good to just admit defeat and say "WE GIVE UP", just like in my Ace Attorney games.
|align="center"| Bullied out of the VGL12 team
Fired for promoting nihilism in a virtual lawyer simulator's virtual divegrass team.
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|align="center"|6
|align="center"|'''"oh no"'''
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|[[File:oh_no.png|center]]
|align="center"|Characteristic words of the (former) administrator of /aog/'s server, whose achievements include: accidentally shutting off the server before going to bed, banning himself multiple times, 17 botched updates, 3 botched hotfixes, and adding a gilvasunner Flintstones remix to the server without knowing. Shine on, you crazy Brazilian.
Retired after the stress of administrating a French server filled with Americans all the way from Brazil.
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|align="center"|3
|align="center"|'''A Server of Baguettes and Frog Legs'''
|align="center"|'''THEY'RE LAUGHING AT US AGAIN'''
|align="center"|{{Position|LB}}
|align="center"|{{Position|LB}}
|align="center"|[[File:Fr_logo.png|350x350px|center]]
|align="center"|
|align="center"|{{Greentext|french servers}}
|align="center"|AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA - Committed suicide before VGL 12
{{Greentext|can't even properly work for a shitty game of Ace Attorney Online}}
Literally made out of baguettes and cheese.
Sent to the trash heap because French servers are utter garbage and should be eliminated.
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|align="center"|2
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|align="center"|'''Great job, Payne'''
|align="center"|'''Laughing Pharaoh'''
|align="center"|{{Position|RB}}
|align="center"|{{Position|RB}}
|align="center"|[[File:Great_job,_Payne.png|center]]
|align="center"|
|align="center"|Great job, Payne.
|align="center"|King Hassan finally cut his head off just in time for VGL12
Retired for doing a great job, Payne.
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|align="center"|18
|align="center"|'''BURGER GREASE'''
|align="center"|'''3 Saint Quartz'''
|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
|align="center"|{{Position|RB}}
|align="center"|[[File:BURGER_GREASE.png|350x350px|center]]
|align="center"|
|align="center"|
Released in the morning once everyone suddenly realized Burger Grease really doesn't cover fingerprints, you fucking moron.
|align="center"|3 FUCKING SAINT QUARTZ FUCK OFF JEWPLEX - Spent in the gacha before VGL12
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|align="center"|'''FEEN'''
|align="center"|'''Skillet'''
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|align="center"|[[File:FEEN.png|350x350px|center]]
|align="center"|
|align="center"|FEEN the MEME attorney
|align="center"|{{Greentext|/4/4/4}} - finally removed from the friend(team)list
Sacked cause he fucked up too many cases to be useful, and wasn't as entertaining as court jester >Greg.
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|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|3
|align="center"|17
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|'''TIMELINES'''
|align="center"|'''Fluffy Servant'''
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|{{Position|LB}}
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|[[File:thinker_clock.png|100x100px|center]]
|align="center"|
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|'''HOLD IT!''' Witness, what time is it when you witnessed the murder?
[[File:Fluffy Servant.png|400x400px]]
"I-I was in shock! I didn't check."
|align="center"|Grand Slut - Sacked for repeated raping of all the men of the opposition team every match
 
Ok. What time did you get to the scene of the crime? When did you call the police? When did you brush your teeth that morning of the murder? What year was it when you killed the victim? When did you decide to commit the crime? What time did you frame my defendant? When will the trial end? When am I getting a contradiction from timelines? All of this in a timeline, please.
 
Fired for being an annoying shit. Seriously, fuck the concept of time, timeless case when?
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|align="center"|11
|align="center"|96
|align="center"|'''Ear Elephant'''
|align="center"|'''Curse the Grail'''
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|[[File:Ear_Elephant.png|350x350px|center]]
|align="center"|
|align="center"|Nice "theory"... But that's simply... '''IRRELEVANT.'''
[[File:Curse The Grail.jpg|400x400px]]
Fired for not being a real elephant.
|align="center"|You want to win... You want to win so desperately? You desire the VGL cup so desperately? You have crushed... You have crushed my sole remaining wish... And you...you feel no shame at all?! I will never forgive you... I will never forgive you for this! Inhuman monsters, who have ruined the honor of a Defender, let my blood taint your dreams! Let the VGL be cursed! Let your Goal bring disaster! And when you fall into the pits of hell... remember the rage of Diarmuid! - /alter/ used a command seal to force him to kill himself
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|align="center"|6
|align="center"|'''Verdict pls'''
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|[[File:Verdict_pls.png|center]]
|align="center"|The Verdictfag prosecution's hungry plea to the Judge after the very first witness. Sometimes stated by the defense after only finding one contradiction.
 
Fired for being the same as OPEN and SHUT, who needs it?
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|align="center"|14
|align="center"|'''{{Greentext|Sequel Cases}}'''
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|[[File:sequel_cases.png|350x350px|center]]
|align="center"|{{Greentext|implying sequels to finished cases ever work}}
Don't even mention all those Lesbian Slumber Party cases, they're all shit.
 
Fired for being a shitty sequel to a shitty case in the first place.
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|align="center"|19
|align="center"|'''Circlecliquejerk Conspiracy'''
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|[[File:Circleclique.png|350x350px|center]]
|align="center"|The resident boogeyman of /aog/. THE NAMEFAGS ARE ALL OUT TO GET US, MAN!
Kicked out for being a shitty conspiracy. We all know circlejerks don't exist! (except for the discord group)
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|align="center"|20
|align="center"|'''Bantz'''
|align="center"|'''Wriggle Wriggle'''
|align="center"|{{Position|RB}}
|align="center"|{{Position|RB}}
|align="center"|[[File:bantz.jpg|center]]
|align="center"|[[File:Wriggle wriggle.gif|400x400px|center|Wriggle Wriggle]]
|align="center"|If you can't handle the bantz, then you probably have no chance.  It's also well-known that the support-attorneys for both benches are only useful for banter, otherwise they are USELESS.
|align="center"|Dancing Altera of Good Gacha - wriggled back into space where she belongs
Fired for too much bantz, the /vg/ league can't handle it.
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|align="center"|16
|align="center"|'''Blue Ruby'''
|align="center"|'''Shikimod'''
|align="center"|{{Position|LB}}
|align="center"|{{Position|LB}}
|align="center"|[[File:Blue_Ruby.png|100x100px|center]]
|align="center"|
|align="center"|An exceedingly rare jewel found by a detective at a crime scene in one case. When asked about the jewel, the detective insisted that it was a ruby with a blue hue, and has since been found in many other cases as meme evidence.
[[File:Shikimod.png|400x400px]]
Fired for being impossible. Seriously, a blue fucking ruby?
|align="center"|Never post THAT on a thread or bitch about Welfareniggers  - Shikimod has been defeated!
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==Goalkeepers==
 
{|{{Prettytable}} cellpadding="2"
|-bgcolor="dbe5f1"
|width=22px align="center"|'''No.'''
|width=40px align="center"|'''Pos.'''
|width=100px align="center"|'''Name'''
|width="10%" align="center"|'''Appearance'''
|style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;"|'''Description'''
|width="10%" align="center"|'''Representation'''
 
|-bgcolor="c3d69b"
|align="center"|'''12'''
|align="center"|{{Position|GK}}
|align="center"|'''Jannu'''
|align="center"|[[File:Jannu_vg.png|125x296px]]
|style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" align="center"|[[File:JannuVGFlag.gif|227x298px]]
 
'''FASTER'''
|align="center"|[[File:Fgoalter_logo.png|180x180px]]
{{team away|fgoalter}} - Fate/Grand Order NA General
 
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Latest revision as of 15:59, 25 June 2023

The players representing /fgoalter/. Extremely out of date and in the process of being updated.


Standard Bronze Silver Gold


Forward/strikers

No. Name Position Picture Description
21 DON'T BE GREEDY Captain
  SS

DON'T BE GREEDY.jpg

Albert "One Man Klan" Kao
10 Tijuana Emiya
  CF

Censoredman.png

LOOK HOW THEY MASSACRED MY BOY

Midfield

No. Name Position Picture Description
42 Whassup my Homies!
  CMF

Marie + gauntlet.png

VIVE LA FRANCE
69 YOUR ACCOUNT IS MINE
  CMF

Hassan.png

ZABANIYA!
8 LIZ LOVE!
  CMF

Liz.png

Lizfags need to be gassed
88 Jalter is 4channel
  DMF

Jalter.png

Jalter is reddit
18 DOOMCHAD
  CMF

Doomchad.png

2 years behind

Gimped SQ rewards

Shit localization team

Rigged matches

Doomchads can't stop winning

23 F2P BTW
  CMF

F2p btw.png

30SSRs, $0 spent
59 Finally a Break
  CMF

Finally a Break.png

Veterans always win baby
666 NA ABIGAIL
  DMF

NA Abigail.png

Pixelated tentacles SOON
7 OH NO NO NO
  DMF

OH NO NO NO NO.png

We're laughing at you
18 Roll For Mordred
  DMF

Mordred.png

You fucking retard
19 Raitabortion
  CMF

Raitabortion.png

la abominacion de la raita
5 The Priest Smiles
  DMF

The Priest Smiles.png

Yorokobe Shonen,

Defenders

No. Name Position Picture Description
3 TIAMAT
  CB

Tiamat.png

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa
14 Waverlet
  CB

Waverlet.png

Grailed Hans
2 Have Sex
  CB

Have Sex.png

Join our Cult incel
13 I Recommend Suicide
  CB

I RECOMMEND SUICIDE .png

You require Treatment
4 Tamamo Rodriguez
  CB

Tamamo Rodriguez.png

Tamamospics need to be shot
23 GOMMENASORRY
  CB

Gomenasorry.png

The translation is sore wa chigawrong, yaaaamete kudastoooop
23 Localization
  CB

Localization.png

What do you get when you cross a mentally ill General's VGL team, with a VGL council that laughs at them and rigs the matches against them?

YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE!

Goalkeepers

No. Name Position Picture Description
1 JANNU
  GK
JannuVGFlag.gif
 FASTER
12 D-DOESN'T COUNT
  GK

IT DOESN'T COUNT.png

THAT GOAL DIDN'T COUNT

Former Players

No. Name Position Picture Description
18 Banana Oni
  RB
Bullied out of the VGL12 team
3 THEY'RE LAUGHING AT US AGAIN
  LB
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA - Committed suicide before VGL 12
18 Laughing Pharaoh
  RB
King Hassan finally cut his head off just in time for VGL12
18 3 Saint Quartz
  RB
3 FUCKING SAINT QUARTZ FUCK OFF JEWPLEX - Spent in the gacha before VGL12
18 Skillet
  CMF
>/4/4/4 - finally removed from the friend(team)list
17 Fluffy Servant
  LB

Fluffy Servant.png

Grand Slut - Sacked for repeated raping of all the men of the opposition team every match
96 Curse the Grail
  CB

Curse The Grail.jpg

You want to win... You want to win so desperately? You desire the VGL cup so desperately? You have crushed... You have crushed my sole remaining wish... And you...you feel no shame at all?! I will never forgive you... I will never forgive you for this! Inhuman monsters, who have ruined the honor of a Defender, let my blood taint your dreams! Let the VGL be cursed! Let your Goal bring disaster! And when you fall into the pits of hell... remember the rage of Diarmuid! - /alter/ used a command seal to force him to kill himself
20 Wriggle Wriggle
  RB
Wriggle Wriggle
 Dancing Altera of Good Gacha - wriggled back into space where she belongs
16 Shikimod
  LB

Shikimod.png

Never post THAT on a thread or bitch about Welfareniggers - Shikimod has been defeated!
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