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This is the detailed roster page for [[/k/]]. | This is the detailed roster page for [[/k/]]. <br> | ||
'''UNDER CONSTRUCTION''' | |||
===Legend=== | ===Legend=== | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" | '''ZERGFACE''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" | '''ZERGFACE''' | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" |[[File:K52QN-1-.png|x150px]] | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" |[[File:K52QN-1-.png|x150px]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" | | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" | Goal Poacher | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" | When Chinese actor Wang Baoqiang gave his best war face in the series "Soldiers Sortie", the resulting wide-eyed and crazed stare was quickly found to be exploitable. Owing to the already memetic Starcraft (which all Asians play) tactic of the Zerg Rush, the meme gained its name. It is common for /k/ommandos to shoop "Zergface" into all sorts of military or other weapon related (or even unrelated) scenarios for comedic result. | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" | When Chinese actor Wang Baoqiang gave his best war face in the series "Soldiers Sortie", the resulting wide-eyed and crazed stare was quickly found to be exploitable. Owing to the already memetic Starcraft (which all Asians play) tactic of the Zerg Rush, the meme gained its name. It is common for /k/ommandos to shoop "Zergface" into all sorts of military or other weapon related (or even unrelated) scenarios for comedic result. | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" | | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" | SS | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" | [[File:Army-USA-OR-06.svg|150px]] | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" | [[File:Army-USA-OR-06.svg|150px]] | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" | ''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" | '''CHEEKI BREEKI''' | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" |[[File: | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" |[[File:Cheekibreeki.jpg|x150px]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" | | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" | Fox in The Box | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" | | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" | A reference to a popular saying in the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. series of vidya games, spoken often by Bandits. The full expression combines a nursery rhyme style saying with the slav equivalent of "King me!" to form a declaration which figuratively announces the advantage one would have over another in a situation. Outside the game, it is most frequently said without any understanding or allusion to this concept. A "Cheeki Breeki" can also be used to reference someone who is, for instance, slav as fuck in a derogatory or respectful manner. Formerly a player for /vg/. | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" | | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" | CF | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" | [[File:Army-USA-OR-05.svg|150px]] | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" | [[File:Army-USA-OR-05.svg|150px]] | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" | ''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" | '''Simo Häyhä <br> MOIST NUGGET''' | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" |[[File: | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" |[[File:D5VjK-1-.jpg|x150px]][[File:Ebin binlan bin.jpg|150px]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" | | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" | Goal Poacher | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" | '''Simo Häyhä: ''' A Finnish war hero from the 1939-1940 Winter War between Finland and the USSR. He became famous taking out over 500 Soviet soldiers during the course of the war with his M/28-30 which is a Finnish Civil Guards variant of the Mosin Nagant rifle. Being a man used to being innawoods and sporting a white camoflage suit, he was nearly impossible to spot in the snowy forests of Finland, earning him the nickname "White Death" by the Soviets. His career ended when he took a HE round to the jaw, but he survived and lived all the way up to 2002. <br>'''MOIST NUGGET: '''Simo's weapon of choice. At once a term of endearment and scorn, the simplified pronunciation "Moist Nugget" commonly refers to almost all iterations of the Mosin-Nagant military rifle. While never the best rifle of its time, mass importation from ex-USSR countries has made its ubiquitous variant, the 91/30, easily the most affordable surplus rifle in the firearms market today. With both the rifle and ammunition for it widely available and inexpensive, it is a popular rifle for those just starting out or without funds for more expensive options. | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" | | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" | AMF | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" | [[File:Army-USA-OR-04a.svg|150px]] | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" | [[File:Army-USA-OR-04a.svg|150px]] | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" | ''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" | '''Wagner's Race to Moscow''' | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" |[[File: | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" | | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" | | [[File:1688093385747511.jpg|150px]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" | Destroyer | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" | | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" | The Battle of Bakhmut(1 August 2022 - ongoing) has been described as the 21st century's equivalent of The Battle of Passchendaele from WWI, some even say it's the equivalent of The Battle of Verdun. Houses lay in complete ruin, soldiers live in muddy trenches and the forests have turned into a complete wasteland of mud, exploded trees and craters. Hardly any land of value has been taken as of this being written. It is currently a meat grinder with the Ukranian Armed Forces duking it out against the Russian Armed Forces assisted by the Donetsk People's Militia and the Wagner PMC. The Wagner PMC which was been doing a lot of Russia's dirty work the past decade has been a main player in the Battle of Bakhmut, consisting of volunteers and former convicts, they've been the most aggressive force in the area and have been taking extremely high causualties assaulting the Ukranian positions. <br> '''Update January: ''' After weeks of slow grinding, the Wagner PMC took control large parts of the salt mining town of Soledar on Bakhmut's Northern flank, the situation is currently evolving. Bakhmut however remains in Ukranian hands, but with parts of the Northern flank compromised time can only tell what's gonna happen next. <br> '''Update March:''' After months of bitter fighting the flanks of Bakhmut has fallen into the control of the Russian and Wagner forces. As of March 18th Wagner forces control the eastern parts of Bakhmut but the rest of the town remains in Ukranian hands, currently the Ukranian forces have been ordered to hold the town despite the toll it is taking their forces. Despite these advances by the combined Russian/Wagner forces there has been many questions asked to why so many lives should be sacrificed for a town of dubious strategic value. <br> '''Update April:''' As of late April 2023 the Battle for Bakhmut has devolved into urban fighting in the western parts of the city were the Ukranian army is making a stand against the relentless waves of Wagner and VDV forces. The city still has not been encirlced and Ukraine has a corridor for supplying their own forces although it is under constant threat from attacks on the flanks and artillery. Russia declared that they have {{greentext|legally}} captured Bakhmut although they still have to take the last 20% of the city that is left in the west. By the turn of May the battle will have been going on for 8 months straight. The catchphrase {{greentext|Russia still hasn't taken Bakhmut}} still rings loudly on /k/. | ||
<br> '''Update May 5th:''' The Wagner group announced on May 5th that they will leave Bakhmut May 10th after some very A N G E R Y videos from the chief Yevgeny Prigozhin accusing the Russian Ministry of Defence for undersupplying the Wagner Group with ammunition. Between April 30th - May 4th the Wagner troops averaged a 100 men killed a day. Ramzan Kadyrov has announced Chechen troops will replace the Wagner troops. As of this being written the Ukranian positions is being bombarded with incendiary ammunition and everything is fire. Will Bakhmut hold until 10th? Only time will tell... <br> '''Update May 24th: ''' By May 21st Wagner pushed out the the Ukranian troops from Bakhmut and Putin declared the city taken. But the battle is not over yet as the Ukranian armed forces are making moves on the flanks of the city. | |||
<br> '''ESTIMATED RUSSIAN DEATH TOLL:''' 46,000-66,000 | |||
<br> '''ESTIMATED UKRANIAN DEATH TOLL:''' 30,000 <br> | |||
'''MUTINY ARC COMING SOON''' | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" | CMF | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" | [[File:Army-USA-OR-04a.svg|150px]] | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" | [[File:Army-USA-OR-04a.svg|150px]] | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" | ''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" | '''ATF''' | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" | [[File: | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" |[[File:ATF.jpg|x150px]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" | Orchestrator | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" | Orchestrator | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" | | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" | Our beloved Alcohol, Tabacco and Fireams Agency that just wants the best for every gun owner in the country. Sadly, many /k/ommandos lost all of their guns in tragic boating accidents, when questioned by ATF Agents. The people emplyoed at the ATF also seem to have a distinct hate against any kind of dog. They love shooting the dogs of their suspects for no apparent reason other than fun. | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" | CMF | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" | CMF | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" | [[File:Army-USA-OR-04a.svg|150px]] | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" | [[File:Army-USA-OR-04a.svg|150px]] | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | ''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | '''Paul Harrel The Exonerated''' | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" |[[File:The exonerated.jpg|150px]] | ||
[[File: | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | Offensive Fullback | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #"| /k/'s current favourite guntuber. He's got plenty of experience with weapons over the years and knows what he's talking about. No bullshit, informative and straight to the point. Don't get too close or you'll get self defense'd. | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | LB | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | LB | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | [[File:Army-USA-OR-02.svg|150px]] | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | [[File:Army-USA-OR-02.svg|150px]] | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | A tripfag, that became more of posting style meme, from a while back who posted in all-caps broken English to insult anyone who posted slavshit with tacticool furniture or accessories. Essentially, the joke was that he was some angry Russian who couldn't believe the stupid things people did to historical rifles that were just fine as they were, insinuating they had in fact made their weapons less capable in doing so. A good portion of /k/ tends to agree with this line of thought, while another portion finds it absolutely insufferable, the conflict it creates is obvious. | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | A tripfag, that became more of posting style meme, from a while back who posted in all-caps broken English to insult anyone who posted slavshit with tacticool furniture or accessories. Essentially, the joke was that he was some angry Russian who couldn't believe the stupid things people did to historical rifles that were just fine as they were, insinuating they had in fact made their weapons less capable in doing so. A good portion of /k/ tends to agree with this line of thought, while another portion finds it absolutely insufferable, the conflict it creates is obvious. | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | DMF | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | DMF | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | '''COSMOLINE''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | '''COSMOLINE''' | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | GK | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | GK | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | [[File:Army-USA-OR-04b.svg|150px]] | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | [[File:Army-USA-OR-04b.svg|150px]] | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | '''BIG DICC MARTY''' | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | [[File:Big dicc marty.png|150px]] | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | Anchorman | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | Marty Robbins - Big Iron, a song made popular in recent years by Fallout: New Vegas. The distinctive album cover and the nature of the song has spawned numerous edits of it to great humorous effect. | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | DMF | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | [[File:Army-USA-OR-02.svg|150px]] | |||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | '''ORB''' | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" |[[File:O r b.png|150px]] | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | Creative Playmaker | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #"| {{greentext|komrad, yuo are of soldier now, i give yuo orb, it can see the whole battlefield. yuo must use it with grate care}} <br> {{greentext|tfw komrad uses it to watch mobiks commit sodomy and get bombed}} <br> Known as the Pisky Orb or just simply Orb, it is the sacred artifact that can be found in the Hyperdimensonal Fortress of Pisky. It has powers of untold, but be careful as it's strong radiation might make you go crazy. | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | DMF | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | [[File:Army-USA-OR-02.svg|150px]] | |||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | '''Arkan and the Tigers''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | '''Arkan and the Tigers''' | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" |[[File:1598187419300.jpg|x200px]] | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" |[[File:1598187419300.jpg|x200px]] | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | Anchor Man | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | Anchor Man | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | GRAB SKS, GO INNAWOODS. | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | GRAB SKS, GO INNAWOODS. | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | DMF | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | DMF | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | '''IS THAT A FAMAS''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" | '''IS THAT A FAMAS''' | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" |[[File:07-06-2014_11-53-23_p.m..png|x150px]] | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #" |[[File:07-06-2014_11-53-23_p.m..png|x150px]] |
Revision as of 00:29, 5 July 2023
This is the detailed roster page for /k/.
UNDER CONSTRUCTION
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Keeper |