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Revision as of 10:13, 19 July 2023
Current and Former* players for /sci/.
*Further paleontology regarding some retired players is still needed.
Sub | Starter | Silver | Gold |
Active Players
Goal Keepers
Defenders
Number | Picture | Name | Position | Description | ||
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17 | Yukariposter |
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/sci/'s own insightful resident mathematician and unrestrained Yukari effortposter | |||
20 | >carbon fiber hull |
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"Today I will use a material with a different compressive strength than the Titanium end caps for the body of my submarine" <----------------- Clueless | |||
118 | Bulgarian Element Hunting |
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>"Hey guys, check out these neat alpha decay chains made on this software that I can only make sense of. Surely that's an element, right? What do you mean other labs weren't able to replicate my findings? GOOSY just works!™" >Narrator: "Oganesson was later discovered for real by a joint Russian-American Team" | |||
8 | Carl Sagan |
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Despite his association with redditors and reddit tier personalities like Neil DeGrasse Tyson, plus the fact that /sci/ despises everything considered as Pop-Sci. /sci/ tends to find forgiveness towards Carl Sagan, he inspired a generation to be involved with science in a very charismatic way, his presence on the roster will make the team motivated to go further and beyond its limits, to aim for the stars. | |||
22 | CS Pleb |
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"HA, At least my degree will get me a job. Have fun scum sucking math majors!" | |||
43 | Cool Science Facts |
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"They don't think it be like it is, but it do." - Neil DeGrasse Tyson | |||
96 | Homo Engineer |
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Engineers aren't capable to sustain heterosexual intercourse due to the appalling dicks to vaginas ratio on their majors. | |||
999 | Does 0.999... = 1? |
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A question that has split /sci/ worse than the Berlin Wall. | |||
3 | Triple Integrals |
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Mastering Triple Integrals is something that only those who are strong of mind can accomplish, those who do enjoy large and successful lives. | |||
112 | 1+2+3+4+5... equals -1/12 |
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Ha ha sweetie, positive numbers can't be added up to make a negative (; | |||
4 | >Biology >Hard Science |
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Biology majors are next to last on the /sci/ totem pole, just above the CompSci majors. | |||
100 | Sun of Lava/Ice |
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A sun made out of lava burning at 1000 ºC collides with a similar sized sun made of ice burning at -1000ºC. What would happen? |
Midfielders
Number | Picture | Name | Position | Description | ||
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11 | Richard Feynman |
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The man, the myth, the legend. The man everyone on /sci/ aspires to be, a Nobel prize winner who didn't let awards get in the way of his drive for discovering answers to life's questions. A man who proved the world IQ is menial as he scored a 125 score, yet he made contributions to the Manhattan Project and contributed to the field of physics ever so greatly. Richard Feynman lived life as many people would envy him, learned to played the bongos and explored his artistic side while still researching, and lived a sex life that everyone on /sci/ and 4chan alike would only dream on having. The perfect representation for /sci/. | |||
34 | Stephen Hawking |
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Gold Glove winner and former record holder for saves in a single cup with 26 saves, Stephen Hawking tragically passed recently leaving a intelligent void in his wake. May he make beautiful saves in the after life. | |||
58 | Wernher von Braun |
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After being poached by the Americans from the Germans, von Braun proceeded to become an icon for the spaceflight community. As always, try posting your rarest von Braun pictures. | |||
44 | Aspie African |
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The pusher of $doge, the | |||
9 | >>>/x/ |
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Man, that big crunch sure is spooky ain't it /sci/? | |||
300 | 300k Starting |
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>Mathematics Degree >300k Starting >Any Job I want |
Attackers
Number | Picture | Name | Position | Description | ||
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23 | Shinichi Mochizuki |
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望月新一の安否確認情報 2022年05月18日 00:00現在: 元気にやっています。 | |||
ℝ | Norman Wildberger |
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A mathematician that has transcended all levels of reality to go beyond the need of using reals. | |||
15 | You SHOULD Be Able To Answer This |
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I can't deal with all the stress these math anime girls are putting on me. Also definitely not a Makise Kurisu thread. |
Retired Players
Picture | Name | Description |
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Lex Fridman, Midwit Institute of Technology | "Here's the list as it currently stands, with goal dates of when to finish the book/story" | |
Mario Montano | Is quantum immortality scientifically valid? Only one way to find out! | |
Is coffee good for you? | Yeah, I know you asked us about buoyancy but those milkers, man. | |
The product rule remains my specialty | Couple weeks into calculus 1 now, doing well, already past the chain rule and beyond. Quotient rule was a joke. Product rule remains my specialty. | |
>undergrad category theorist | When the Comp Sci undergrad sees something that's mildly more challenging than linear algebra. | |
Thorium | Before Hawking was in the lime light, Thorium was the golden star of the /sci/ team. Playing since the team's founding. In June of 2014 he won the player of the month award, being the second /sci/ player to do so. His prominence as not only a better substitute to uranium, but as a goalkeeper will live on through /sci/'s history. | |
Evolutionary Purpose | What's the evolutionary purpose of divegrass? | |
John von Neumann | An important mathematician whose work will only end up being used by compsci fags | |
Earth-chan | "I-I'm not Flat!" | |
Spectrum | Autism, like sex, is on a spectrum. | |
GauB | Mathematics is the queen of the sciences | |
Theory (a gauss) | ow can u guise belieev in evlelution, it's just a theory (a gauss) | |
mEMe Drive | The EM drive is as possible as perpetual motion (^: | |
Brainlet | Friendly reminder that if your IQ is below 135 you're a low IQ brainlet | |
Of course I still love you | ||
Wolfram Alpha | The search engine that saved many a STEMfag without a Texas Instruments calculator. | |
Leonard Oiler | Pronouncing Leonhard Euler's name is something that has divided /sci/, every argument is defending how it's pronounced in their mother language, don't be surprised if this devolves into full blown shitposting. | |
>>>/hm/ | The homework board is better equipped to help you | |
>>>/wsr/ | If you're dumb enough to ask 4chan to do your homework for you, go here. | |
Only 20 Years Away | Reminder that fusion is only 20 Years Away | |
Godking Shane | A normie that came to /sci/, he can grasp basic divegrass concepts better than you, virgin. | |
Aubrey De Grey | Anti aging nonsense | |
Werner Heisenberg | ||
Stupid Questions Thread | Stupid questions warrant stupid answers, you dumb fuck. | |
CERN | An original outfielder, this research institution was been fundamental to the team in its formative days. | |
Richard Dawkins | If I can't see my manager then he doesn't exist! Checkmate religiousfags. | |
Carl Gustav Jung | Reminder that the MBTI personality is just astrology for pseuds | |
Autism Tests | Hard, but possible! | |
Ken Ham | There's a book out there called the Bible that has all the answers you'll ever need about anything and anything, yes including how not to concede goals against lesser opponents.
But Mr. Ham, we're talking about your starting argument | |
Peak Oil | Remember that we may or may not be at the peak of oil production | |
Muh IQ | Guys i took this online IQ test and i'm smarter than 99.99999% of the world! > >online tests >mattering | |
Jacob Barnett | Just because you have an IQ higher than Einstein's doesn't mean you are the brightest tool in the shed. | |
Graham's Number | The magnitude of his greatness baffles opponents and he'll take that advantage to score. | |
God-Tier Major | You're majoring in Sociology? I'll have a Big Mac then, no onions. | |
Not Science | ||
Secret Italiansupercat | Has science gone too far? | |
Intellectualism | He's determined to erase all the Anti-intellectualism from this Cup with goals, too bad he never made any. | |
Aquatic Hamster | A dead end in genetic engineering. | |
Troll Science | How come no one has thought of this? | |
Transhumanism | A player genetically engineered to be perfect, he won't let anything get pass by him | |
Saged Homework | Alright, let's see if you nerds can figure out this shit. I know it's pre calc but it's hard! | |
Nikola Tesla | The divisive player, on one hand he has contributed so much towards the progress of modern society, and on the other hand redditors can't stop saying how unappreciated he was to the point of becoming annoying. Schizos and /x/fags haven't made things any better. | |
LaTex | Did you delay your 5 page essay again because you were procrastinating? Don't worry, just use LaTeX and it'll make any nonsense gibberish look beautiful. | |
Bismuth | MOTHERFUCKING BISMUTH. | |
Albert Einstein | Aetherfags still seethe to this very day | |
2 + 2 = 5 | It actually equals six. | |
Koala Face | ||
Qualia | ||
Internet Philosopher | ||
Evolution | ||
Eugenics | ||
Epicurus | ||
Putnam Math | ||
Pre-Med Scum | ||
Free will doesn't exist | ||
>undergraduates |
Historic Rosters
2023
4chan 2023 Winter Cup
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2022
4chan 2022 Autumn Babby Cup
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4chan 2022 Summer Cup
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4chan 2022 Spring Babby Cup
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2021
4chan 2021 Autumn Babby Cup
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4chan 2021 World Cup
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2020
4chan 2020 Autumn Babby Cup
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4chan 2020 Spring Babby Cup
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2019
4chan 2020 Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers
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4chan 2020 Spring Babby Cup
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4chan 2019 Winter Cup
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2018
4chan 2018 Summer Cup
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4chan 2018 Winter Cup
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2017
4chan 2017 Summer Cup
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4chan 2017 Spring Babby Cup
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4chan 2017 Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers
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2016
4chan 2016 Spring Babby Cup
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2015
4chan 2015 Autumn Babby Cup
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4chan 2015 Summer Cup
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4chan 2015 Winter Cup
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2014
4chan 2014 Autumn Babby Cup
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4chan 2014 Spring Babby Cup
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2013
4chan 2013 Autumn Babby Cup
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4chan 2013 Summer Cup
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4chan 2013 Spring Babby Cup
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4chan 2013 Winter Cup
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2012
4chan 2012 Autumn Babby Cup
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4chan 2012 Summer Cup
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4chan 2012 Spring Babby Cup
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