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A Post-Modern Divegrass Team
/yiik/ - YIIK: A Postmodern RPG
Founded January 17, 2019 Owner Ackk Studios IRL manager TightensDontCut !!YrW8SgIygzO Team colors Chat color 169FAB Post-Modern Teal Top scorer N/A (0) Top assister N/A (0) Captain WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON Website /yiik/ - YIIK: A Postmodern RPG Nickname Yiiksters
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 0 0 2 2 0%
GF GA GD 3 17 -14
Biggest win TBD  –  TBD Biggest defeat /spebsqsa/  12–2  /yiik/ August 27, 2023 First match /yiik/  1–5  /rabi/ August 26, 2023
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THIS IS A DISCLAIMER TO POINT THE OBVIOUS THINGS OUT FOR THE STUPID PEOPLE. BECAUSE MY CO-WRITER SAID "PEOPLE WILL PROBABLY GET NEEDLESSLY UPSET OVER THIS." AND I SAID "NO WAY PEOPLE OUR DAY AND AGE ARE THIS THIN-SKINNED." AND THEN LAURA SHIGIHARA DELETED OUR REVIEW. INSTANTLY. DIDN'T EVEN READ IT. I GUESS WE DESERVE IT. THIS REVIEW IS DESIGNED TO BE A RANT. IT STANDS AS DEFENSE AND COUNTER-ARGUMENT OF UNFAIR YIIK CRITIQUE WHILE DECONSTRUCTING THE GAME'S STRUCTURE TO PROVE THAT IT CAN WORK CONCEPTUALLY. EVERYTHING SAID HERE IS SAID WITHIN CHARACTER, STOP GETTING OFFENDED OVER PETTY THINGS AND GROW A SPINE, YOU BIG MANBABY LOSER. WE ALSO BASH TOBY FOX AND HIS STUPID GAME A LOT CAUSE IT'S TRASH ANYWAY, AND IF YOU LIKE IT - GO YIIK YOURSELF.

WHAT, ARE YOU GONNA CRY? THE MAN WITH A BAD OPINION IS MAKING YOU GO ABLOOEY? WOW LOOK AT YOU, ALREADY GOT THROUGH THE FIRST WARNING. YOU ARE A BIG LITTLE CHIMMY CHUMP CHIMP MAN. THIS IS HOW POSTMODERNISM WORKS BESIDES GIANT UNFUNNY WALLS OF UNREADABLE TEXT WRITTEN BY A NOBODY FOR NO ONE. I DON'T HAVE TO STAND BEHIND ANYTHING THAT I WRITE, SO I WON'T HAVE TO FEEL COMPELLED TO DEFEND IT IN MY HEART. I'M A PISSED OFF ZOLTAR MACHINE THAT TURNS ON AND SPEWS A PAMPHLET WHENEVER FUNNY BECOMES REVERSE-O UNFUNNY IN A POST-META SENSE THAT CHALLENGES THE BEAREN KNOBBISH OF ITS MEANING. IT'S CALLED POSTMODERN. IT KINDA WANTS TO WASTE YOUR TIME UNTIL YOU DIE OF OLD AGE. BECAUSE YOU CAN PRETEND TO BE THINKING THROUGHOUT ALL THAT TIME. YOU CAN GROW INFINITELY LARGE ON KNOWLEDGE OF NOTHING IN PARTICULAR. KINDA LIKE VIDEO GAMES.

WELCOME TO A REVIEW YOU WON'T LIKE CAUSE PEOPLE REALLY LOVE TO BLINDLY HATE THINGS THAT DON'T GIVE THEM A REASON TO BE LIKED. THAT'S CALLED BULLYING. AND GENERALLY BULLYING IS OK. CAUSE YOU PROBABLY DESERVE IT. BUT IF YOU DON'T DESERVE IT, THEN SHUCKS. THAT SUCKS. I REALLY HATE BLIND BULLYING. BUT IT GIVES CHARACTER. IT'S OK SPORT, YOU'LL PROBABLY GROW INTO A GOOD INDIVIDUAL. IF IT'S UNAVOIDABLE, DON'T BE DOWN ABOUT IT. CAUSE THAT'S JUST ONE PERIOD OF YOUR TIME. LIFE IS ALL ABOUT UPS AND DOWNS. I FEEL LIKE BEING SAD IS MORE WORTHWHILE THAN FEELING NOTHING CAUSE THAT MEANS THERE IS A LOT OF GOOD AND HAPPY THINGS TO COME, AND AS LONG AS YOU'RE FEELING YOU'LL BE THERE TO CATCH IT. JUST FIND SOME GOOD CROWD WHERE YOU CAN PINPOINT YOUR REAL TALENTS AND FLAWS. BUT ALWAYS FIND PEOPLE THAT YOU FEEL BRING OUT THE BEST IN YOU. DON'T GIVE IN TO THE RAGE, CAUSE THAT'S JUST A WASTE OF TIME. TRUST ME. USE THAT ENERGY FOR SOMETHING ELSE. BECOME BETTER AT SOMETHING, MAYBE PHYSICALLY, MAYBE MENTALLY. OUR BODY AND MIND ARE CONNECTED, SO IF YOU'LL STOP TICKLING YOUR PICKLE SO OFTEN AND SWITCH TO SMALL EXERCISES, YOU'LL PROBABLY NOTICE THE DIFFERENCE IN YOUR GENERAL MOOD. DON'T WAIT WHILE YOU'RE AT YOUR LOWEST TO ENJOY THE SMALLEST THINGS IN LIFE. GO KISS YOUR MOTHER. YOU MOMMY BOY, YES YOU ARE. I AM NOT ENCOURAGING INCEST BY THE WAY. LEARN TO LOVE YOURSELF AND LEARN HOW TO BE PROUD OF WHAT YOU DO. CAUSE SOMEWHERE THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE WHO CARES ABOUT YOU, AND YOU'RE ALWAYS MAKING A DIFFERENCE, EVEN IF IT'S A SMALL ONE. LEARN HOW TO CATCH YOUR FAULTS WITH A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR. EAT YOUR VEGGIES. BROCCOLI ACTUALLY HELPS TO REDUCE CHANCES OF GETTING CANCER. EAT TOMATOES AS WELL. IF YOU DON'T LIKE TOMATOES, AT LEAST SETTLE WITH THE USE OF KETCHUP ON TOP OF YOUR MEALS. CARROTS MAKE YOUR FACE AND SKIN GO PRETTY-PRETTY. LEARN A NEW THING EVERY DAY. DON'T DRINK TOO MUCH ICED TEA CAUSE EVENTUALLY YOU MIGHT GET KIDNEY STONES. TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING, DRINK AT LEAST TWO GLASSES OF CLEAN WATER EVERY DAY.

ANYWAY, IT'S NOT AS MUCH AS YIIK'S HATE IS UNDESERVED, IT'S THE THINGS PEOPLE CHOOSE TO HATE THE GAME FOR, LET'S BEGIN. BY THE WAY IT READS BETTER IN A BROWSER, JUST SAYING.

Roster

No. Position Player 1999 GK Panda 1999 CB My Mistake was thinking Video Games are Art 1999 CB Jill 1999 DMF Satoru Iwata 1999 CMF Vaguely Ethnic 1999 LMF Black Weeb 1999 RMF MUST BE THE BLACKS 1999 AMF LEMONADE 1999 LWF The YIIKlike Genre 1999 RWF NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR DEAD SISTER 1999 CF WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON

No. Position Player 1999 CF Alex [1] 1999 CF Alex [2] 1999 CF Alex [3] 1999 CF Alex [4] 1999 CF Alex [5] 1999 CF Alex [6] 1999 CF (You)lex 1999 CF Tele Alex 1999 CF Shady Alex 1999 CF Alex of Pretense 1999 CF Fat Alex 1999 CF Proto Alex

History

Competition	Stage	Opponent	Result	Scorers	Date
/ag/ League: The 7 Deadly Sans	Group Hoot Wiless	/rabi/	1-5 L	WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON  51'	August 26, 2023
		/spebsqsa/	2-12 L	The YIIKlike Genre  30' WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON  87'	August 27, 2023
		/eb/			September 2023

Statistics

Goals & Assists

Player	Goals	Assists
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON	2	0
The YIIKlike Genre	1	1
LEMONADE	0	1
Black Weeb	0	1

Saves

Player	Saves
Panda	3