Difference between revisions of "/utg/ Roster"

Revision as of 07:32, 19 November 2023

That's right! These are your /utg/ players!
(DISCLAIMER: Some names and identities merged across AUs for record-keeping purposes. [Field position reassignments pending.])

Starting Eleven

Pos.

Picture

No.

Name

FKAs

Description

Goals

Assists

Yellows

Reds

MotMs

Saves

Allows

Games (WDL)

Clean Sheets

	GK

1

The Original Starwalker

My lack of arms is Pissing me off.

0

38

26

16 (8-1-7)

5

	CB

29

YOU IDIOT

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE ALL SO STUPID!

0

1

0

	DMF

24

Distant Trousle of Bones

*Flirt

<3 I HAVE NO REDEEMING QUALITIES

4

1

2

0

1

	CB

25

Noodles Snowgrave

Watch happens when I PLAY A SPORT I DON'T TRAIN!

0

	DMF

15

Look out he's got a Knife!

kris cross applesauce

0

	CB

32

Toby is a HACK

HEY! YOU STUPID DOG! DO YOU HEAR ME!? STOP MUNCHING ON THAT BONE!

HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? GET BACK HERE WITH MY SPECIAL ATTACK!

0

1

0

	AMF

97

[BIG SHOT]

Now's my chance to take a [B I G S H I T]

1

5

0

	AMF

5

Burgerpants

(WHY IS THIS PERSON TRYING TO GET ME TO BE A SOCCER PLAYER I AM A FRY COOK I'M JUST TRYING TO SURVIVE)

13

20

2

0

2

	AMF

7

I CAN'T DO ANYTHING

Chaos Jester

Who is he? Why is he here? WHO THE FUCK KNOWS! All we know is he's here to start some CHAOS CHAOS.

3

6

2

0

1

	SS

6

DETERMINATION

It's you, the Fallen Child!
Wearing your colourful merch fills you with
D E T E R M I N A T I O N

27

20

2

0

5

	CF

10

BAD TIMES

sans.

49

24

0

16

Substitutions

Pos.

Picture

No.

Name

FKAs

Description

Goals

Assists

Yellows

Reds

MotMs

Saves

Allows

Games (WDL)

Clean Sheets

	GK

12

Father Alvin

Protecting our goal, and lives from sinful influence. Now, my child... Confess.

0

12

14

7 (5-0-2)

1

	CB

9

999999999

Chra
booby

We'll be together forever... won't we?

2

4

1

0

	CB

27

You're a Schizo Now

Sassy Gaster
Radical Gaster

That's my attack. Want an egg?

0

	DMF

14

Mr. Krabs

Constantly counting the days, but when will his pain end?

0

2

0

	DMF

4

hOI

hOI!!!!!! i'm tEMMIE!!

0

	CB

71

soft gote boi

EEEEEEEEEEEEE
Fluffy Boy Power

The screaming horror

0

1

0

	CB

18

The Original Spamtotem

RIP (smeared, frozen and shattered... but not forgotten)

0

	DMF

20

That's The Trash Can

Anime is Real

Feel Free to Visit ANYTIME.

0

1

0

	CB

8

OHH YESSSS

ARE YOU PROMOTING MY BRAND?!

0

2

0

	DMF

3

Asgore "Eggs-Husband" Dreemur

"Spike the Tyke"

Currently Offering: Tea

Not Currently Offering: Mercy

0

2

0

	DMF

16

La Creatura... Grande...

GOD FUCKING damnit KRIS where the FUCK are we!?

0

	DMF

22

The Undying Undyne

*Ditch

*NGGGGAAAAAAAAAHHHHH GET THE FUCK BACK HERE YOU BRAT

3

5

1

0

1

Retired Players

Pos.

Picture

No.

Name

FKAs

Description

Goals

Assists

Yellows

Reds

MotMs

Saves

Allows

Games (WDL)

Clean Sheets

	GK

0.0001

BUT IT REFUSED

</3
<3
BUT IT REFUSED

1

44

33

16 (7-3-6)

2

	GK

13

Blue Stop Sign

It's very simple; when the striker tries to use their special attack, just think of a Blue Stop Sign!

0

33

22

11 (4-2-5)

1

	DMF

23

Dummy Posting

STUPID! STUPID! STUPID!!!

2

0

1

0

1

	LB

19

WHAT'S HIS NAME

BURNY BLIZZARD? WARM BLAZER? MIKE MCROAST? COLD FREEZERMAN? SPARKY FIREDUDE? JIMMY HOTPANTS? FIRE HOTSGUY? THIRD-DEGREE DIRK? HANS HOTPOT? FROST TOASTYTOT? BIFF BURNINGMAN? RADICAL LARRY? FLAMIE HOTBOY? DICK DICKEM? HOTCOLD ICEBURN? SPICY ENCHILADAS? SMOKE FLAMEFRIEND? COOLS ICEBOX?

0

1

0

	LB

2

Real MK Hours

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww sheeeit it's 3 in the mornin', time to post some MONSTA KEED!

0

1

0

	CB

17

I WANT TO FUCK THE GOAT

Worship

No Booping Allowed

0

	DMF

11

GOATmom

Oh dear, child. Please do not tackle the opposing defenders so... vigorously. Child, please. The referee has penalized you. Child, you are breaking my heart.

3

0

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 <big>That's right! These are your {{team away|utg}} players!</big>
-</br><small><small>(''DISCLAIMER: Some names and identities merged across AUs for record-keeping purposes.'')</small></small>
+</br><small><small>(''DISCLAIMER: Some names and identities merged across AUs for record-keeping purposes.'' [Field position reassignments pending.])</small></small>
 == Starting Eleven ==
@@ Line 41: / Line 41: @@
 |-bgcolor="c3d69b"
 |align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
-|align="center"|[[File:chra.jpg|x100px]]
+|align="center"|[[File:Utg You idiot.gif|x100px]]
-|align="center"|'''9'''
+|align="center"|'''29'''
-|align="center"|'''999999999'''
+|align="center"|'''YOU IDIOT'''
-|align="center"|Chra</br>booby
+|align="center"|
-|align="center"|''We'll be together forever... won't we?''
+|align="center"|I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE ALL SO STUPID!
-|align="center"|'''2'''
+|align="center"|'''0'''
-|align="center"|'''4'''
+|align="center"|'''0'''
+|align="center"|'''1'''
 |align="center"|'''1'''
-|align="center"|'''0'''
 |align="center"|'''0'''
 |align="center"|
@@ Line 55: / Line 55: @@
 |align="center"|
 |align="center"|
 |-bgcolor="c3d69b"
-|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
+|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
-|align="center"|[[File:Utg You idiot.gif|x100px]]
+|align="center"|[[File:UTG_Flirt.png|x100px]]
-|align="center"|'''29'''
+|align="center"|'''24'''
-|align="center"|'''YOU IDIOT'''
+|align="center"|Distant Trousle of Bones
-|align="center"|
+|align="center"|*Flirt
-|align="center"|I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE ALL SO STUPID!
+|align="center"|<3 I HAVE NO REDEEMING QUALITIES
-|align="center"|'''0'''
+|align="center"|'''4'''
+|align="center"|'''1'''
+|align="center"|'''2'''
 |align="center"|'''0'''
 |align="center"|'''1'''
-|align="center"|'''1'''
-|align="center"|'''0'''
 |align="center"|
 |align="center"|
@@ Line 93: / Line 94: @@
 |align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
 |align="center"|[[File:UTG_KrisRoster.gif|x100px]]
-|align="center"|'''??'''
+|align="center"|'''15'''
-|align="center"|'''Kris'''
+|align="center"|'''Look out he's got a Knife!'''
 |align="center"|
-|align="center"|??? [New player. Jokes TBD.]
+|align="center"|kris cross applesauce
 |align="center"|'''0'''
 |align="center"|'''0'''
@@ Line 108: / Line 109: @@
 |-bgcolor="c3d69b"
-|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
+|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
-|align="center"|[[File:UTGSusie.png|x100px]]
+|align="center"|[[File:UTG_toby.gif|x100px]]
-|align="center"|'''16'''
+|align="center"|'''32'''
-|align="center"|'''La Creatura... Grande...'''
+|align="center"|'''Toby is a HACK'''
 |align="center"|
-|align="center"|GOD FUCKING damnit KRIS where the FUCK are we!?
+|align="center"|HEY! YOU STUPID DOG! DO YOU HEAR ME!? STOP MUNCHING ON THAT BONE!<br />
-|align="center"|'''0'''
+HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? GET BACK HERE WITH MY SPECIAL ATTACK!
 |align="center"|'''0'''
 |align="center"|'''0'''
+|align="center"|'''1'''
 |align="center"|'''0'''
 |align="center"|'''0'''
@@ Line 126: / Line 128: @@
 |-bgcolor="bfbfbf"
 |align="center"|{{Position|AMF}}
-|align="center"|[[File:cum_suit_jevil.png|x100px]]
+|align="center"|[[File:UTGSpamton.gif|x100px]]
-|align="center"|'''7'''
+|align="center"|'''97'''
-|align="center"|'''I CAN'T DO ANYTHING'''
+|align="center"|'''[BIG SHOT]'''
-|align="center"|Chaos Jester
+|align="center"|
-|align="center"|Who is he? Why is he here? WHO THE FUCK KNOWS! All we know is he's here to start some CHAOS CHAOS.
+|align="center"|Now's my chance to take a [B I G S H I T]
-|align="center"|'''3'''
+|align="center"|'''1'''
-|align="center"|'''6'''
+|align="center"|'''5'''
-|align="center"|'''2'''
+|align="center"|'''0'''
+|align="center"|'''0'''
 |align="center"|'''0'''
-|align="center"|'''1'''
 |align="center"|
 |align="center"|
@@ Line 153: / Line 155: @@
 |align="center"|'''0'''
 |align="center"|'''2'''
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|
+|-bgcolor="bfbfbf"
+|align="center"|{{Position|AMF}}
+|align="center"|[[File:cum_suit_jevil.png|x100px]]
+|align="center"|'''7'''
+|align="center"|'''I CAN'T DO ANYTHING'''
+|align="center"|Chaos Jester
+|align="center"|Who is he? Why is he here? WHO THE FUCK KNOWS! All we know is he's here to start some CHAOS CHAOS.
+|align="center"|'''3'''
+|align="center"|'''6'''
+|align="center"|'''2'''
+|align="center"|'''0'''
+|align="center"|'''1'''
 |align="center"|
 |align="center"|
@@ Line 170: / Line 189: @@
 |align="center"|'''0'''
 |align="center"|'''5'''
-|align="center"|
-|align="center"|
-|align="center"|
-|align="center"|
-|-bgcolor="bfbfbf"
-|align="center"|{{Position|AMF}}
-|align="center"|[[File:UTGSpamton.gif|x100px]]
-|align="center"|'''97'''
-|align="center"|'''[BIG SHOT]'''
-|align="center"|
-|align="center"|Now's my chance to take a [B I G S H I T]
-|align="center"|'''1'''
-|align="center"|'''5'''
-|align="center"|'''0'''
-|align="center"|'''0'''
-|align="center"|'''0'''
 |align="center"|
 |align="center"|
@@ Line 246: / Line 248: @@
 |align="center"|'''7 (5-0-2)'''
 |align="center"|'''1'''
+|-bgcolor="ffffff"
+|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
+|align="center"|[[File:chra.jpg|x100px]]
+|align="center"|'''9'''
+|align="center"|'''999999999'''
+|align="center"|Chra</br>booby
+|align="center"|''We'll be together forever... won't we?''
+|align="center"|'''2'''
+|align="center"|'''4'''
+|align="center"|'''1'''
+|align="center"|'''0'''
+|align="center"|'''0'''
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|
 |-bgcolor="ffffff"
@@ Line 265: / Line 284: @@
 |-bgcolor="ffffff"
-|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
+|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
-|align="center"|[[File:UTG_toby.gif|x100px]]
+|align="center"|[[File:why.jpg|x100px]]
-|align="center"|'''32'''
+|align="center"|'''14'''
-|align="center"|'''Toby is a HACK'''
+|align="center"|'''Mr. Krabs'''
 |align="center"|
-|align="center"|HEY! YOU STUPID DOG! DO YOU HEAR ME!? STOP MUNCHING ON THAT BONE!<br />
+|align="center"|Constantly counting the days, but when will his pain end?
-HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? GET BACK HERE WITH MY SPECIAL ATTACK!
 |align="center"|'''0'''
+|align="center"|'''2'''
 |align="center"|'''0'''
-|align="center"|'''1'''
 |align="center"|'''0'''
 |align="center"|'''0'''
@@ Line 283: / Line 301: @@
 |-bgcolor="ffffff"
-|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
+|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
-|align="center"|[[File:EE.GIF|x100px]]
+|align="center"|[[File:Utg_hoi.gif|x100px]]
-|align="center"|'''71'''
+|align="center"|'''4'''
-|align="center"|'''soft gote boi'''
+|align="center"|'''hOI'''
-|align="center"|EEEEEEEEEEEEE<br>Fluffy Boy Power
+|align="center"|
-|align="center"|The screaming horror
+|align="center"|hOI!!!!!! i'm tEMMIE!!
+|align="center"|'''0'''
 |align="center"|'''0'''
 |align="center"|'''0'''
-|align="center"|'''1'''
 |align="center"|'''0'''
 |align="center"|'''0'''
@@ Line 301: / Line 319: @@
 |-bgcolor="ffffff"
 |align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
-|align="center"|[[File:Utg_OH_YES.gif|x100px]]
+|align="center"|[[File:EE.GIF|x100px]]
-|align="center"|'''8'''
+|align="center"|'''71'''
-|align="center"|'''OHH YESSSS'''
+|align="center"|'''soft gote boi'''
-|align="center"|
+|align="center"|EEEEEEEEEEEEE<br>Fluffy Boy Power
-|align="center"|<font face="Courier">'''ARE YOU PROMOTING MY BRAND?!'''</font>
+|align="center"|The screaming horror
 |align="center"|'''0'''
 |align="center"|'''0'''
-|align="center"|'''2'''
+|align="center"|'''1'''
 |align="center"|'''0'''
 |align="center"|'''0'''
@@ Line 335: / Line 353: @@
 |-bgcolor="ffffff"
 |align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
-|align="center"|[[File:Utg Epic divorse man.png|x100px]]
+|align="center"|[[File:UTG_Trash_Can.jpg|x100px]]
-|align="center"|'''3'''
+|align="center"|'''20'''
-|align="center"|'''Asgore "Eggs-Husband" Dreemur'''
+|align="center"|'''That's The Trash Can'''
-|align="center"|"Spike the Tyke"
+|align="center"|Anime is Real
-|align="center"|Currently Offering: Tea<br />
+|align="center"|Feel Free to Visit ANYTIME.
-Not Currently Offering: Mercy
+|align="center"|'''0'''
 |align="center"|'''0'''
-|align="center"|'''2'''
+|align="center"|'''1'''
-|align="center"|'''2'''
 |align="center"|'''0'''
 |align="center"|'''0'''
@@ Line 352: / Line 369: @@
 |-bgcolor="ffffff"
-|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
+|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
-|align="center"|[[File:Utg_hoi.gif|x100px]]
+|align="center"|[[File:Utg_OH_YES.gif|x100px]]
-|align="center"|'''4'''
+|align="center"|'''8'''
-|align="center"|'''hOI'''
+|align="center"|'''OHH YESSSS'''
 |align="center"|
-|align="center"|hOI!!!!!! i'm tEMMIE!!
+|align="center"|<font face="Courier">'''ARE YOU PROMOTING MY BRAND?!'''</font>
-|align="center"|'''0'''
 |align="center"|'''0'''
 |align="center"|'''0'''
+|align="center"|'''2'''
 |align="center"|'''0'''
 |align="center"|'''0'''
@@ Line 370: / Line 387: @@
 |-bgcolor="ffffff"
 |align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
-|align="center"|[[File:UTG_Trash_Can.jpg|x100px]]
+|align="center"|[[File:Utg Epic divorse man.png|x100px]]
-|align="center"|'''20'''
+|align="center"|'''3'''
-|align="center"|'''That's The Trash Can'''
+|align="center"|'''Asgore "Eggs-Husband" Dreemur'''
-|align="center"|Anime is Real
+|align="center"|"Spike the Tyke"
-|align="center"|Feel Free to Visit ANYTIME.
+|align="center"|Currently Offering: Tea<br />
+Not Currently Offering: Mercy
 |align="center"|'''0'''
-|align="center"|'''0'''
+|align="center"|'''2'''
-|align="center"|'''1'''
+|align="center"|'''2'''
 |align="center"|'''0'''
 |align="center"|'''0'''
@@ Line 387: / Line 405: @@
 |-bgcolor="ffffff"
 |align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
-|align="center"|[[File:why.jpg|x100px]]
+|align="center"|[[File:UTGSusie.png|x100px]]
-|align="center"|'''14'''
+|align="center"|'''16'''
-|align="center"|'''Mr. Krabs'''
+|align="center"|'''La Creatura... Grande...'''
 |align="center"|
-|align="center"|Constantly counting the days, but when will his pain end?
+|align="center"|GOD FUCKING damnit KRIS where the FUCK are we!?
+|align="center"|'''0'''
 |align="center"|'''0'''
-|align="center"|'''2'''
 |align="center"|'''0'''
 |align="center"|'''0'''
@@ Line 412: / Line 430: @@
 |align="center"|'''5'''
 |align="center"|'''1'''
-|align="center"|'''0'''
-|align="center"|'''1'''
-|align="center"|
-|align="center"|
-|align="center"|
-|align="center"|
-|-bgcolor="ffffff"
-|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
-|align="center"|[[File:UTG_Flirt.png|x100px]]
-|align="center"|'''24'''
-|align="center"|Distant Trousle of Bones
-|align="center"|*Flirt
-|align="center"|<3 I HAVE NO REDEEMING QUALITIES
-|align="center"|'''4'''
-|align="center"|'''1'''
-|align="center"|'''2'''
 |align="center"|'''0'''
 |align="center"|'''1'''

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