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CANADIAN CELEBRITY, '''STEVE NASH''' | CANADIAN CELEBRITY, '''STEVE NASH''' | ||
'''THE | '''THE 1988 LOS ANGELES RAMS''' | ||
A '''BEAR''' | A '''BEAR''' | ||
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JUST FOR '''TONIGHT''' | JUST FOR '''TONIGHT''' | ||
YOU'LL BE '''SO INTO IT''', YOU'LL | YOU'LL BE '''SO INTO IT''', YOU'LL BE SCREAMING "'''WHY ME?'''" | ||
IT'LL BE JUST LIKE '''THE REAL THING''' | IT'LL BE JUST LIKE '''THE REAL THING''' | ||
Latest revision as of 18:13, 17 November 2014
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| Host board |  /wsg/
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| Dates | SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY AUGUST 15, 1999 | ||||||||||||||||||
| Teams | 1 VS 30 | ||||||||||||||||||
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| Champion |  TBD
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| Runner-up | TBD
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| Third | TBD
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| Fourth | TBD
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GIGGLEDOME! GIGGLEDOME! GIGGLEDOME!
THE ACTION GETS UNBEARABLE THIS SUNDAY WHEN ONE UNLUCKY JUGGERNAUT IS FACED WITH THE ULTIMATE TEST:
THIRTY TEAMS
THAT'S RIGHT!
THIRTY MOTHERFUCKING TEAMS
THIRTY BATTLES TO THE E-SPORTS DEATH TO TEST THEIR METTLE AND CONSTITUTION.
BLOOD WILL BE SPILLED OR YOUR RIGBUX BACK.
BUT THEN WE'RE GOING TO KICK YOU IN THE DICK
AND STEAL THE RIGBUX BACK
RULES OF NATURE, ASSFACE
BUY YOUR TICKETS NOW
AFTER THAT, DON'T SLEEP
DON'T BLINK
DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT THINKING
WHAT ARE YOU, SOME SORT OF SCHOLAR?
GET THAT INTELLECTUAL SHIT OUT OF MY KITCHEN
AND BE READY FOR THE GIGGLEDOME GAUNTLET
WITH LIVE ENTERTAINMENT FROM THE ONE THEY CALL MR. BANJO
MR. THOMAS BANJO
AND SPECIAL APPEARANCES BY
SALTY CRAIG AND THE SHAKERS
THE DAILY DOSE EXPERIENCE
CANADIAN CELEBRITY, STEVE NASH
THE 1988 LOS ANGELES RAMS
A BEAR
AND MORE
TICKETS AVAILABLE FROM THE BOX OFFICE
ALSO AT WWW.GIGGLEDOME.URMUM
THAT'S RIGHT, WE SAID IT
ONE LUCKY FAN WILL GET A TIRE IRON TO THE KNEE CAP
AND LIVE THE LIFE OF NANCY KERRIGAN
WE'LL BE YOUR TONYA HARDING
JUST FOR TONIGHT
YOU'LL BE SO INTO IT, YOU'LL BE SCREAMING "WHY ME?"
IT'LL BE JUST LIKE THE REAL THING
AND IF YOU DON'T THINK THAT'S THE SICKEST SHIT
JUST TRY YOUR LUCK, FARTSMELLER
COME ON DOWN TO THE GIGGLEDOME AND SEE HOW YOU LIKE BEING WRONG