User:RollFizzlebeef/GIGGLEDOME

Roll Fizzlebeef's Giggledome Gauntlet 1999
Tournament details
Host board	/wsg/
Dates	SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY AUGUST 15, 1999
Teams	1 VS 30
Final positions
Champion	TBD
Runner-up	TBD
Third	TBD
Fourth	TBD
Tournament statistics Matches 0 Goals scored 0 (0 per match) Top scorer(s) N/A Top assister(s) N/A Golden Glove N/A Best player N/A Yellow cards 0 (0 per match) Red cards 0 (0 per match)
4CC FA Cup
Roll Fizzlebeef's Giggledome Gauntlet 1999
The Vederation Cup II- Gold Defender's Revenge

GIGGLEDOME! GIGGLEDOME! GIGGLEDOME!

THE ACTION GETS UNBEARABLE THIS SUNDAY WHEN ONE UNLUCKY JUGGERNAUT IS FACED WITH THE ULTIMATE TEST:

THIRTY TEAMS

THAT'S RIGHT!

THIRTY MOTHERFUCKING TEAMS

THIRTY BATTLES TO THE E-SPORTS DEATH TO TEST THEIR METTLE AND CONSTITUTION.

BLOOD WILL BE SPILLED OR YOUR RIGBUX BACK.

BUT THEN WE'RE GOING TO KICK YOU IN THE DICK

AND STEAL THE RIGBUX BACK

RULES OF NATURE, ASSFACE

BUY YOUR TICKETS NOW

AFTER THAT, DON'T SLEEP

DON'T BLINK

DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT THINKING

WHAT ARE YOU, SOME SORT OF SCHOLAR?

GET THAT INTELLECTUAL SHIT OUT OF MY KITCHEN

AND BE READY FOR THE GIGGLEDOME GAUNTLET

WITH LIVE ENTERTAINMENT FROM THE ONE THEY CALL MR. BANJO

MR. THOMAS BANJO

AND SPECIAL APPEARANCES BY

SALTY CRAIG AND THE SHAKERS

THE DAILY DOSE EXPERIENCE

CANADIAN CELEBRITY, STEVE NASH

THE 1988 LOS ANGELES RAMS

A BEAR

AND MORE

TICKETS AVAILABLE FROM THE BOX OFFICE

ALSO AT WWW.GIGGLEDOME.URMUM

THAT'S RIGHT, WE SAID IT

ONE LUCKY FAN WILL GET A TIRE IRON TO THE KNEE CAP

AND LIVE THE LIFE OF NANCY KERRIGAN

WE'LL BE YOUR TONYA HARDING

JUST FOR TONIGHT

YOU'LL BE SO INTO IT, YOU'LL BE SCREAMING "WHY ME?"

IT'LL BE JUST LIKE THE REAL THING

AND IF YOU DON'T THINK THAT'S THE SICKEST SHIT

JUST TRY YOUR LUCK, FARTSMELLER

COME ON DOWN TO THE GIGGLEDOME AND SEE HOW YOU LIKE BEING WRONG