Difference between revisions of "/jp/ Roster"

From Rigged Wiki
Jump to navigation Jump to search
m
m (Added note about the page needing updates)
 
(25 intermediate revisions by 5 users not shown)
Line 1: Line 1:
Last updated for Summer 2023. Pending update.<br>
<big>[[/jp/|Back to /jp/'s main page]]</big>
<big>[[/jp/|Back to /jp/'s main page]]</big>


Line 11: Line 13:
|}
|}


<h3>Goalkeepers</h3>
{|{{Prettytable}}
{|{{Prettytable}}
|-
|-
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Pos.'''
|width="4%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Picture'''
|width="15%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Name'''
|width="5%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Name'''
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Picture'''
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Representing...'''
|width="40%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Description'''
|width="40%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Description'''
|width="10%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Playstyle'''
|-
|-
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|{{Position|GK}}
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|[[File:Marisa_get_out_of_jp.png|x200px]]
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|'''Get out of /jp/'''
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|/jp/
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|Due to her abrasiveness and bluntness, Marisa is the perfect candidate for letting people know that /jp/ is a board where bullshit is not tolerated. These qualities also make her an excellent captain for the team.
|-
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|[[File:Billy Herrington.jpg|x200px]]
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|'''Billy Herrington'''
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|Popular vote
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|Popular icon of the Gachimuchi series, and easily recognizable for his figure and presence. RIP Billy ;_;7
|-
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|[[File:Narrative.png|x200px]]
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|'''The Narrative'''
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|/hlg/
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|Peko in Boots, the one who tricks the nousagi. She hides who she really is and pretends to be someone else forever. So in time she becomes that person, so her lie becomes the truth, see? She transcends the mask. That's how she finds happiness.<br>That's pretty good, right?
|-
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|[[File:takeiteasy.jpg|x200px]]
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|'''TAKE IT EASY!'''
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|Popular vote
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|These abominations with passing resemblances to Touhou characters aren't too good at playing football on virtue of having no legs, but seem to have an uncanny ability to attract all the tackles from the opposing players, which makes them a great distraction.
|-
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:captainmeido.jpg|x200px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''Captain Meido'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''Captain Meido'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:captainmeido.jpg|x200px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Popular Vote
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|The trusty /jp/ meido is always there to keep crossboarders and shitposters at bay, so who better than her to stop the opponents attempts on the goal?
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|The trusty /jp/ meido is always there to keep crossboarders and shitposters at bay, so who better than her to stop the opponents attempts on the goal?
-Original model by yas
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Offensive Goalkeeper
|-
|-
|align="center"|{{Position|GK}}
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:jp_nazomito.png|x200px]]
|align="center"|'''Akane-Chan'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''Nazono Mito'''
|align="center"|[[File:Akane.png|x200px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Nijisanji Thread
|align="center"|SEYANAAAAAAA
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Stuck in Live2D? Become the 3D model yourself.
-Original model by kur
|-
|align="center"|Offensive Goalkeeper
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:jp_virgotron.png|x200px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''VIRGOTRON-R20'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|/ona/
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|{{tt|Lifelike gattai ;-;|Not a meme, I just asked /ona/ to come up with a representative and they invented this.}}
|-
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:Jp_maaya.png|x200px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''Ookawa Maaya'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Aizu-Wakamatsu
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Mascot of the Aizu Railway Company.
|-
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:jp_nekoarc.png|x200px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''Neco-Arc'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|/tmg/
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|A stylized, catlike version of Arcueid Brunestud which serves as the mascot of Type-Moon, most famously appearing in Melty Blood. Because it's written by Nasu, it's naturally canon that she's not just real and distinct from the real Arcueid, but one of the most powerful characters in the setting.
|-
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:jp_giantyukari.png|x200px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''Giant Yukari'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|/kcs/
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|She's a big girl.
|-
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:jp_ttkz.png|x200px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''TTKZ'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|KanColle
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Commentator note: pronounced "Teitokaze".
|-
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|[[File:JP_deki.png|x200px]]
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|'''Dekinai-chan'''
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|DJT
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|You can't learn Japanese. You don't even know how to score a goal.
|-
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|[[File:jp_shoko.png|x200px]]
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|'''Takahashi Shoko'''
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|JAV Thread
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|The song? Darude Sandstorm. The actress? Takahashi Shoko.
|-
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|[[File:Jp_jestress.png|x200px]]
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|'''Jestress'''
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|/07/
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|/07/'s favorite character from the latest series, Ciconia no Naku Koro Ni.
|-
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|[[File:jp_timestop.png|x200px]]
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|'''TSRapist'''
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|/egg/
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|Era games are a category of text-based porn games, which are all based on the same original code but vary widely between variants in terms of content. The most popular variants on /jp/ ({{tt|eraTohoTW and anonTW|TW meaning The World}}) utilize time-stop mechanics.
|-
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|[[File:jp_yuuka.png|x200px]]
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|'''Kageyama Yuuka'''
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|Sakamichi General
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|The football autist of Hinatazaka46. Dortmund fan.
|-
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|[[File:jp_ramu.png|x200px]]
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|'''RaMu'''
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|Gravure Thread
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|Measurements: B94 / W64 / H93<br>Cup Size: H Cup<br>Height: 162cm
|-
|-
|}
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|[[File:jp_gazer.png|x200px]]
 
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|'''Gazer'''
<h3>Defenders</h3>
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|Monster Girl Thread
{|{{Prettytable}}
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|The single-eye is a sensual and overwhelmingly sexy organ. Single-eyed women are the best reproductive partners.
|-
|-
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Pos.'''
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|[[File:YUA.png|x200px]]
|width="15%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Name'''
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|'''YUA!'''
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Picture'''
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|Virtual Youtuber
|width="40%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Description'''
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|Brought back from the dead by request of the virtual youtuber thread. Perhaps the real YUA line is the grave.
|width="10%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Playstyle'''''
|-
|-
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|[[File:jp_shiteyanyo.png|x200px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''Ohayou'''
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|'''Shiteyanyo'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:Ohayou.png|x200px]]
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|Vocaloid Thread
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Being the embodiment of mountain echoes, Kyouko Kasodani acts as the self-appointed Gensokyo alarm clock. Every day at 6 A.M she flies to the top of the Youkai Mountain and lets out an OHAYOU that wakes up everyone on Gensokyo. Despite earning the eternal hate of the lazier Gensokyans like this, she is very commited to this endeavor.
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|Miku, but a nightmare. Officially recognized by Crypton, appearing in backgrounds and as accessories in various Project Diva games.
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Defensive FB<br />
|-
|-
-Original model by みるちお
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|[[File:jp_dollfie.png|x200px]]
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|'''Dollfie'''
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|BJD Thread
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|A line of 1/6th scale vinyl figures made by Volks Inc., broadly considered the gold standard in ball jointed dolls. Individual dolls can cost upwards of $500 USD and come completely blank, being extensively customized by hobbyists with clothing, hair, and so on.
|-
|-
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|[[File:Jp_whalehu.png|x200px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''(´・ω・`)'''
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|'''Whalehu'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:Shobon.jpeg|x200px]]
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|Touhou Lost Word
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|An emoticon that became (in)famous after it was used frequently in the 2ch story of Denko, where a lonely guy tries to get a girlfriend and fails spectacularly. '''NOTE TO COMMENTATORS:''' It's pronounced syobon,
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|A manga-original character. A waitress at a bar who gets into hijinks, primarily with Suika. The whale is the bar's mascot.<br>A bit of a self-explanatory joke, but for context Lost Word is a gacha.
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Defensive FB<br />
|-
|-
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|{{Position|RB}}
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|[[File:jp_sister.png|x200px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''Why is /jp/ so shitty?'''
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|'''Younger Sister'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:Bawson.jpg|x200px]]
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|Elona Thread
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|One day, Dawson Leery opened his favorite board with the intention of discussing 2hu feet, his favorite VN or maybe make a cheeky metathread complaining about tripfags. However, much to his dismay, what he found was an endless barrage of 3D idol generals, JAV threads and /a/ crossboarders. He started crying silently and asked to no one in particular: "Why is /jp/ so shitty?".
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|My mount ate younger sister meat and suddenly turned into a younger sister. Now she won't hold a weapon even though I gene engineered her to do so. She didn't even make me breakfast. I want a divorce.
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Build Up
|-
|-
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|}
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''I can feel it in my bones'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:Mima confirmed.jpg|x200px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Touhou 16 is about the four seasons, now let's take a look at Mima. She has a sun in her hat, that's Summer. Her clothes are blue, Winter. Her hair is green, Spring. She is a ghost, when do ghosts come out? On Halloween, and when does Halloween take place? That's right on Autumn. Mima confirmed final boss in Touhou 16.


|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|PS=N/A
=Former players=
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed">
{|{{Prettytable}}
|-
|-
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|{{Position|RB}}
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" align="center" |'''Position'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''wich2huwudufuq'''
|width="10%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" align="center" |'''Name'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:Getting a piece of that clown.PNG|x200px]]
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" align="center" |'''Picture'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|A question that keeps every Touhou fan up at night: Which Touhou would I fuck? Do you go for the innocent lolis like Cirno, or for the experienced hags like Yukari? Vanilla lovemaking with Youmu, or the most depraved sexual acts with Sanae? Do you go for a normal human girl like Reimu or Marisa or you prefer more exotic stuff, such as Wakasagihime? Whatever your tastes are, most likely there will be a Touhou that can satisfy them.
|width="60%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" align="center" |'''Description'''
 
|-
-Original model by Cresato,Yas,Kome-ken
|align="center"|{{Position|RB}}
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Defensive FB
|align="center"|'''Chu-Chu'''
|align="center"|[[File:Chu Chu.png|x200px]]
|align="center"| Going back to smile town
|-
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|'''Ero Ruins Eroge'''
|align="center"|[[File:Ero Ruins Eroge.jpg|x200px]]
|align="center"|Maybe, but gacha ruins everything.
|-
|-
|align="center"|{{Position|LB}}
|align="center"|{{Position|RB}}
|align="center"|'''Billy Herrington'''
|align="center"|'''Why is /jp/ so shitty?'''
|align="center"|[[File:Billy Herrington.jpg|x200px]]
|align="center"|[[File:Bawson.jpg|x200px]]
|align="center"|Popular icon of the Gachimugi series, and easily recognizable for his figure and presence. RIP Billy ;_;7
|align="center"|The world may never know.
|align="center"|Defensive FB
|-
|-
|align="center"|{{Position|LB}}
|align="center"|{{Position|LB}}
|align="center"|'''Autism'''
|align="center"|'''Autism'''
|align="center"|[[File:autism.png|x200px]]
|align="center"|[[File:autism.png|x200px]]
|align="center"|A quality that every /jp/sie should have. It allows you to perfom feats such as 1CCing every Touhou game on Lunatic or learning Japanese for the sole purpose of reading VNs. Rumour says that if your autism is strong enough you get rewarded with a government paycheck every month. Living the dream.  
|align="center"|Retired, having played for /jp/ for the better part of a decade.
|align="center"|Defensive FB
|-
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|'''YJSNPI'''
|align="center"|[[File:YJSPNI.png|x200px]]
|align="center"|>2021 >OtoMAD is forgotten
|-
|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
|align="center"|'''Too Green'''
|align="center"|[[File:too green.png|x200px]]
|align="center"|She was too green.
|-
|align="center"|[[File:Marisa1.png|x200px]]
|align="center"|[[File:Marisa2.png|x200px]]
|align="center"|[[File:Marisa3.png|x200px]]
|align="center"|[[File:Marisa4.png|x200px]][[File:Marisa5.png|x200px]]
|-
|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
|align="center"|'''sage'''
|align="center"|[[File:Sage.png|x200px]]
|align="center"|Reason: Announcing a 'sage'.
|-
|-
|align="center"|{{Position|RB}}
|align="center"|{{Position|LMF}}
|align="center"|'''Chu-Chu'''
|align="center"|'''Kizuna AI'''
|align="center"|[[File:Chu Chu.png|x200px]]
|align="center"|[[File:JPkizuna.png|x200px]]
|align="center"| We are going to smile town
|align="center"|Traded to /vt/ for a packet of cheese okaki.
|align="center"|
|-
|-
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|'''TAKE IT EASY!'''
|align="center"|'''Fumos'''
|align="center"|[[File:takeiteasy.jpg|x200px]]
|align="center"|[[File:Fumos.jpg|x200px]]
|align="center"|These abominations with passing resemblances to Touhou characters aren't too good at playing football on virtue of having no legs, but seem to have an uncanny ability to attract all the tackles from the opposing players, which makes them a great distraction.
|align="center"|Cut from the team after multiple replacements purchased from scalpers ended up being counterfeit anyway.
|align="center"|
|-
|-
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
Line 109: Line 200:
|align="center"|[[File:Beato.png|x200px]]
|align="center"|[[File:Beato.png|x200px]]
|align="center"|*cackles*
|align="center"|*cackles*
|align="center"|
|-
|-
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|'''Ero Ruins Eroge'''
|align="center"|'''Japanese Bird'''
|align="center"|[[File:Ero Ruins Eroge.jpg|x200px]]
|align="center"|[[File:japanesebird.jpg|x200px]]
|align="center"|"It's all too familiar. You find a new VN, you start reading it, and are pleasantly surprised. The writing is enjoyable, the characters are well developed and the setting is very interesting. You find yourself inmersed in the plot when suddenly a sex scene hits. It doesn't fit at all in the story, all the characters become retarded, and the metaphors used make you wonder if the author knows what human genitals are. You really have to ask if it was truly necessary"
|align="center"|Unable to survive rumors that he was not actually Japanese.
|align="center"|
|-
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|'''Ohayou'''
|align="center"|[[File:Ohayou.png|x200px]]
|align="center"|No awooing
|-
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|'''(´・ω・`)'''
|align="center"|[[File:Shobon.jpeg|x200px]]
|align="center"|(´・ω・`)
|-
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|'''Corndog Tenshi'''
|align="center"|[[File:corndogtenshi.png|x200px]]
|align="center"|Lives on in the victory anthem, at least.
|-
|-
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|'''wich2huwudufuq'''
|align="center"|[[File:Wich2huwudufuq.jpeg|x200px]]
|align="center"|The answer was always all of them.
|-
|-
 
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
 
|align="center"|'''Tokoyami Towa'''
|}
|align="center"|[[File:JP_towa.png|x200px]]
<h3>Midfielders</h3>
|align="center"|Is that all you shitposting fucks can say?
{|{{Prettytable}}
|-
|-
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Pos.'''
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|width="15%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Name'''
|align="center"|'''Abayo, Chocoball'''
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Picture'''
|align="center"|[[File:JP_fbk.png|x200px]]
|width="40%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Description'''
|align="center"|Friendzoned.
|width="10%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Playstyle'''''
|-
|-
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|align="center"|{{Position|LMF}}
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''Sachiko'''
|align="center"|'''Sachiko'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:Sachiko.jpg|x200px]]
|align="center"|[[File:Sachiko.jpg|x200px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Taken from the Idolm@ster wiki: "The standard skill for most of the girls in the game is to buff her own type, or debuff an opposing type. Sachiko's first S Rare was also the first card in the game to debuff its own kind, weakening enemy Cutes so that Sachiko could be the cutest." I feel there's no better description for her.
|align="center"|bap
 
By the way, don't mention Fatalpulse near her fans.
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Classic Number 10 <br />
|-
|-
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|align="center"|{{Position|RMF}}
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''YUA'''
|align="center"|'''Klown Kunny Klassic'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:YUA.jpg|x200px]]
|align="center"|[[File:Klown Kunny.png|x200px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Vtuber on /jp/ thats loved for her breasts. She pails in comparison to her other counterparts due to how unorthodox the way her videos get translated
|align="center"|Clown abuse didn't work as well as hoped.
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|The Destroyer
|-
|-
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|{{Position|AMF}}
|align="center"|{{Position|RMF}}
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|'''Japanese Bird'''
|align="center"|'''Akane-Chan'''
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|[[File:japanesebird.jpg|x200px]]
|align="center"|[[File:Akane.png|x200px]]
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|A budgie with a passion for cooking. His favorite dish to make is pasta, be it spaguetti or penne rigate. He and his other bird friends are protected /jp/ heritage.
|align="center"|Ahokusa.
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|The Destroyer
|-
|-
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|{{Position|AMF}}
|align="center"|{{Position|RMF}}
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|'''sage'''
|align="center"|'''Cirno'''
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|[[File:Sage.png|x200px]]
|align="center"|'''[[File:Cirno.jpg|x200px]]'''
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|sage has lived better times. Ever since he became invisible, people seem to have forgotten he exists and have stopped using him, even as a downvote. But his invisibility has a silver lining to it, since he now can sneak into the opponent's goal without being spotted by the defense. Not a very ethical tactic, but you gotta play dirty sometimes.
|align="center"|Alexa this is so sad play Bad Apple
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|Hole Player
|-
|-
|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|align="center"|'''Corndog Tenshi'''
|align="center"|'''I FUCKING HATE THIS BITCH'''
|align="center"|[[File:corndogtenshi.png|x200px]]
|align="center"|[[File:JP_coco.png|x200px]]
|align="center"|Corndog Tenshi hails from historic Route 66 (or at least that's where we always find her). Her love of football is only surpassed by her love of corndogs.
|align="center"|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is_Z2K7guKs 我爱北京天安门]
 
-Original model by alva
|align="center"|Anchor Man
 
|-
|-
|align="center"|[[File:Marisa1.png|x200px]]
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|align="center"|[[File:Marisa2.png|x200px]]
|align="center"|'''Senchou's Aging Womb'''
|align="center"|[[File:Marisa3.png|x200px]]
|align="center"|[[File:JP_saw.png|x200px]]
|align="center"|[[File:Marisa4.png|x200px]]
|align="center"|Sent to the retirement home.
 
|align="center"|[[File:Marisa5.png|x200px]]
|-
|-
|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|align="center"|'''Fumos'''
|align="center"|'''Poliacci'''
|align="center"|[[File:Fumos.jpg|x200px]]
|align="center"|[[File:JP_pol.png|x200px]]
|align="center"|A brand of Touhou plushies that are popular on /jp/ due to their cuteness, their wide variety of characters and for being generally affordable.
|align="center"|ligma balls
|align="center"|The Destroyer
|-
|-
|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
|align="center"|[[File:Flanfly.png|x200px]]
|align="center"|'''Flanfly'''
|align="center"|'''Flanfly'''
|align="center"|[[File:Flanfly.png|x200px]]
|align="center"|Touhou Lost Word
|align="center"|It's always 2AM somewhere.
|align="center"|It's 2AM elsewhere.
 
-Original model by Suke
|align="center"|Hole Player
|-
 
 
<h3>Attackers</h3>
{|{{Prettytable}}
|-
|-
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Pos.'''
|align="center"|[[File:jp_bern.png|x200px]]
|width="15%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Name'''
|align="center"|'''Pickle Bern'''
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Picture'''
|align="center"|/07/
|width="40%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Description'''
|align="center"|Magic is fake and gay.
|width="10%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Playstyle'''''
|-
|-
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|{{Position|CF}}
|align="center"|[[File:jp_doke.png|x200px]]
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|'''Cirno'''
|align="center"|'''DOKEEEEEEEEEEE'''
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|'''[[File:Cirno.jpg|x200px]]'''
|align="center"|Aizu-Wakamatsu
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|Sometimes idoitic, always boastful, Cirno is a midfielder with an ice cold touch and a red hot passion
|align="center"|Got out of the way.
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|Target Man
|-
|-
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|{{Position|SS}}
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|'''Get out of /jp/'''
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|[[File:Marisa_get_out_of_jp.png|x200px]]
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|Due to her abrasiveness and bluntness, Marisa is the perfect candidate for letting people know that /jp/ is a board where bullshit is not tolerated. These qualities also make her an excellent striker for the team.
During Comiket, when the influx of Chinese visitors to /jp/ grows greatly, [http://i.imgur.com/Mq8eTml.jpg she sometimes gets help from Hong Meiling] to remind them to get out.
-Original model by Ki
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|Creative Playmaker
|}
|}


[[Category:Official team rosters|jp]]
[[Category:Official team rosters|jp]]

Latest revision as of 21:04, 12 January 2024

Last updated for Summer 2023. Pending update.

Back to /jp/'s main page

Roster

Sub Starter Silver Gold
Picture Name Representing... Description
Marisa get out of jp.png Get out of /jp/ /jp/ Due to her abrasiveness and bluntness, Marisa is the perfect candidate for letting people know that /jp/ is a board where bullshit is not tolerated. These qualities also make her an excellent captain for the team.
Billy Herrington.jpg Billy Herrington Popular vote Popular icon of the Gachimuchi series, and easily recognizable for his figure and presence. RIP Billy ;_;7
Narrative.png The Narrative /hlg/ Peko in Boots, the one who tricks the nousagi. She hides who she really is and pretends to be someone else forever. So in time she becomes that person, so her lie becomes the truth, see? She transcends the mask. That's how she finds happiness.
That's pretty good, right?
Takeiteasy.jpg TAKE IT EASY! Popular vote These abominations with passing resemblances to Touhou characters aren't too good at playing football on virtue of having no legs, but seem to have an uncanny ability to attract all the tackles from the opposing players, which makes them a great distraction.
Captainmeido.jpg Captain Meido Popular Vote The trusty /jp/ meido is always there to keep crossboarders and shitposters at bay, so who better than her to stop the opponents attempts on the goal?
Jp nazomito.png Nazono Mito Nijisanji Thread Stuck in Live2D? Become the 3D model yourself.
Jp virgotron.png VIRGOTRON-R20 /ona/ Lifelike gattai ;-;
Jp maaya.png Ookawa Maaya Aizu-Wakamatsu Mascot of the Aizu Railway Company.
Jp nekoarc.png Neco-Arc /tmg/ A stylized, catlike version of Arcueid Brunestud which serves as the mascot of Type-Moon, most famously appearing in Melty Blood. Because it's written by Nasu, it's naturally canon that she's not just real and distinct from the real Arcueid, but one of the most powerful characters in the setting.
Jp giantyukari.png Giant Yukari /kcs/ She's a big girl.
Jp ttkz.png TTKZ KanColle Commentator note: pronounced "Teitokaze".
JP deki.png Dekinai-chan DJT You can't learn Japanese. You don't even know how to score a goal.
Jp shoko.png Takahashi Shoko JAV Thread The song? Darude Sandstorm. The actress? Takahashi Shoko.
Jp jestress.png Jestress /07/ /07/'s favorite character from the latest series, Ciconia no Naku Koro Ni.
Jp timestop.png TSRapist /egg/ Era games are a category of text-based porn games, which are all based on the same original code but vary widely between variants in terms of content. The most popular variants on /jp/ (eraTohoTW and anonTW) utilize time-stop mechanics.
Jp yuuka.png Kageyama Yuuka Sakamichi General The football autist of Hinatazaka46. Dortmund fan.
Jp ramu.png RaMu Gravure Thread Measurements: B94 / W64 / H93
Cup Size: H Cup
Height: 162cm
Jp gazer.png Gazer Monster Girl Thread The single-eye is a sensual and overwhelmingly sexy organ. Single-eyed women are the best reproductive partners.
YUA.png YUA! Virtual Youtuber Brought back from the dead by request of the virtual youtuber thread. Perhaps the real YUA line is the grave.
Jp shiteyanyo.png Shiteyanyo Vocaloid Thread Miku, but a nightmare. Officially recognized by Crypton, appearing in backgrounds and as accessories in various Project Diva games.
Jp dollfie.png Dollfie BJD Thread A line of 1/6th scale vinyl figures made by Volks Inc., broadly considered the gold standard in ball jointed dolls. Individual dolls can cost upwards of $500 USD and come completely blank, being extensively customized by hobbyists with clothing, hair, and so on.
Jp whalehu.png Whalehu Touhou Lost Word A manga-original character. A waitress at a bar who gets into hijinks, primarily with Suika. The whale is the bar's mascot.
A bit of a self-explanatory joke, but for context Lost Word is a gacha.
Jp sister.png Younger Sister Elona Thread My mount ate younger sister meat and suddenly turned into a younger sister. Now she won't hold a weapon even though I gene engineered her to do so. She didn't even make me breakfast. I want a divorce.

Former players

Position Name Picture Description
  RB
Chu-Chu Chu Chu.png Going back to smile town
  CB
Ero Ruins Eroge Ero Ruins Eroge.jpg Maybe, but gacha ruins everything.
  RB
Why is /jp/ so shitty? Bawson.jpg The world may never know.
  LB
Autism Autism.png Retired, having played for /jp/ for the better part of a decade.
  CB
YJSNPI YJSPNI.png >2021 >OtoMAD is forgotten
  DMF
Too Green Too green.png She was too green.
Marisa1.png Marisa2.png Marisa3.png Marisa4.pngMarisa5.png
  DMF
sage Sage.png Reason: Announcing a 'sage'.
  LMF
Kizuna AI JPkizuna.png Traded to /vt/ for a packet of cheese okaki.
  CB
Fumos Fumos.jpg Cut from the team after multiple replacements purchased from scalpers ended up being counterfeit anyway.
  CB
Beato Beato.png *cackles*
  CB
Japanese Bird Japanesebird.jpg Unable to survive rumors that he was not actually Japanese.
  CB
Ohayou Ohayou.png No awooing
  CB
(´・ω・`) Shobon.jpeg (´・ω・`)
  CB
Corndog Tenshi Corndogtenshi.png Lives on in the victory anthem, at least.
  CB
wich2huwudufuq Wich2huwudufuq.jpeg The answer was always all of them.
  CB
Tokoyami Towa JP towa.png Is that all you shitposting fucks can say?
  CB
Abayo, Chocoball JP fbk.png Friendzoned.
  LMF
Sachiko Sachiko.jpg bap
  RMF
Klown Kunny Klassic Klown Kunny.png Clown abuse didn't work as well as hoped.
  RMF
Akane-Chan Akane.png Ahokusa.
  RMF
Cirno Cirno.jpg Alexa this is so sad play Bad Apple
  CMF
I FUCKING HATE THIS BITCH JP coco.png 我爱北京天安门
  CMF
Senchou's Aging Womb JP saw.png Sent to the retirement home.
  CMF
Poliacci JP pol.png ligma balls
Flanfly.png Flanfly Touhou Lost Word It's 2AM elsewhere.
Jp bern.png Pickle Bern /07/ Magic is fake and gay.
Jp doke.png DOKEEEEEEEEEEE Aizu-Wakamatsu Got out of the way.