/pw/ roster

These are the players who signed the mark contract and play for /pw/

Starting 11

Pos.	No.	Name	Portrait	/pw/ Debut	Description
GK	999	THAT'S THE WALL, BROTHER		2021 Autumn	THAT'S THE WALL, BROTHER! HEY WALL! IF YOU WANT SOME, COME GET SOME! THAT'S THE WALL UP THERE, BROTHER!
CB	5	Krispen Wah		2021 Autumn	[redacted]
CB	1	Finner		2021 Autumn	Finner.
CB	15	You Tell Me		2023 Winter	>huh what u mean? >So you don't know? >ok, how you know? >You tell me >nah that's you >fine speech >A bit esoteric, no? Repeat until thread hits bump limit
RB	2	Jannetty		2021 Autumn	The other guy. The also-ran. The one who gets left behind. Jannetties can come in all shapes and sizes, and in the winter of 2024 /pw/ decided to provide a home for the various Jannetties of their opponents and give them a chance at redemption to prove they deserve to be remembered as a Michaels.
DMF	???	No Milly?		2022 Summer	No Millymania became official on February 22, 2024, signaling an entire year of AEW failing to get a million viewers.
DMF	14	Yes Philly		2021 Autumn	So what qualifies me to be here in the 4CC? Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, Muay Thai Kickboxing, Kenpo Karate, and the most regimented discipline of all: divegrass.
DMF	65	Perc Angle		2021 Autumn	Intensity. Integrity. Intelligence. And 65 Percocets a day.
AMF	252	The Undercarder		2021 Autumn	There are few things that are truly badass. There's me, The Undercarder, the American Badass. There's KWAB, mmmmmmmm you don't wanna mess with him. There's the Tarps, the Dimes, the DEANs. And then there are those who play divegrass in the 4chan Cup. To the man, they're bad to the bone.
SS	92	Kevin R. Nash		2021 Autumn	Kevin Nash was raped in the sweltering Summer of 1992.
CF	24	Hulk Hogan		2021 Autumn	Goodnight HULKAMANIACS and jabronie marks without a life that don't know it a work when you work a work and work yourself into a shoot, marks.

Sitting in Catering

Pos.	No.	Name	Portrait	/pw/ Debut	Description
GK	100	VACANT		2021 Autumn	Many-time World Champion & winner of the 2012 4chan Summer Cup.
CB	11	Bigger Bible AJ		2021 Autumn	Finally back from injury and loaded up on prayers and vitamins for one more run. Amen Brother.
CB	3	UNCAGED		2021 Autumn Redebuted 2024 Winter	Re-uncaged and fresh off winning the Booker of the Year award with no other McMahons to get in the way. Bow down to the, bow down to the king.
RB	5	KeMonito		2021 Autumn	Watch CMLL
RB	6	I'm Here To Say The Word		2024 Winter	NIIIIIIIGGGGGGEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR
RB	7	Big Knife Manju		2021 Autumn	[spoiler] it's a tear in the poster [/spoiler]
RB	9	Your Father is Dead		2021 Autumn	The Patriarch of AEW. He knows you have a father, and that your father is dead.
RB	12	Finish the Story		2022 Summer Redebuted 2023 Summer	Back to back Royal Rumble winner, Cody's getting a second crack at Finner's title but now he'll have to deal with Dwayne as well. It's time to finish the story
DMF	8	KWABOTY 2024		2022 Summer	Re ur last picture. U need Ur panties ripped off and 3 BIG BLACK DICKS in ALL 3 holes at the same time!!!: Way up ur Pussey and Way up Ur ass as far as they will go but even farther. And the thickest cock goes down Ur throat so it makes U gag and convulse as those big black cocks pound away it feels like from the start Ur being assaulted but it's made U cum nonstop. Just one continuous constant orgasm and just before U pass out those big black dicks squirt their loads of cum inside U ! As U lay on ur stomach the cum is coming out of all Ur holes, i'll turn U over and jack off all over u
DMF	316	DEAN		2021 Autumn	DEAN! GIVE IT TO ME! GIVE IT TO THE PEOPLE!
DMF	3	YEAH		2023 Summer	LEMME TALK TO YA! The sheer charisma of the former Eli Drake has led to a career resurgence at the ripe old age of 41. If you're not a fan of LA Knight you're a dummy, yeah!
DMF	10	Dimes		2021 Autumn	Made 6,000 shitposts; never drew a dime.

Future Endeavored

Pos.	No.	Name	Portrait	Career	Where are they now
CB	999	Ratings Fucking Skyplummet		2021 Autumn	Can be found on /pw/ every Tuesday, Thursday and (sometimes) Saturday as the console war demo battle wages on in perpetuity.
CB	19	Blue Kane		2021 Autumn	shanky singh return to homeland of jagadhri;;; despite poor game effortt in 4cc shanky hope to return one day. hes not interested in studies hes only interest in wwe
CB	13	THAT'S HOOK RIGHT THERE		2022 Winter	Ended up being a flash in the pan, or maybe he never existed at all?
CB	999	The Duality of Khan		2022 Winter	Nick is busy as the real brains behind WWE with Vince's ouster, while Tony ended up signing so many new players to the team that he accidentally buried himself out of a roster spot.
CB	141	I Choppa You		2021 Autumn - 2022 Winter	Choppa Phase 2 must be completed back in Japan.
CMF	14	Jeribloat		2021 Autumn - 2022 Winter	Can still be found every Wednesday sapping heat from promising up-and-comers and stifling them in directionless, neverending feuds. Please retire.
CMF	18	Lil' Nigga		2021 Autumn - 2022 Winter	Shuffled down the card and still stuck being the sidekick to Sting. Boy that Punk match sure did wonders for *his* career.
CMF	511	Atom Smol		2022 Summer	Was disqualified from the team and had his contract terminated for falsifying his height and claiming to be 6ft tall.
CB	519	Mayor Glenn Jacobs		2022 Summer	Had to step away from the game in order to get back on the campaign trail.
CB	13	>rybitch's opinion		2022 Summer - 2023 Winter	>rybitch's tenure
CB	6	Inoki		2023 Winter - 2023 Summer	Will continue to provide the team with fighting spirit from above.
CB	4	EVOLUTION IS A MYSTERY		2021 Autumn - 2023 Summer