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'''Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden''' is a {{tt|freeware indie RPG|heavily inspired by Earthbound :^)}} set in post-cyberpocalyptic Neo New York, where basketball has become a capital offense after NBA superstar Charles Barkley performed a verboten Chaos Dunk during a game, inadvertently killing millions. <br> <br> | '''Tales of Game's Studios Presents Chef Boyardee's Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden, Chapter 1 of the Hoopz Barkley SaGa''' is a {{tt|freeware indie RPG|heavily inspired by Earthbound :^)}} set in post-cyberpocalyptic Neo New York, where basketball has become a capital offense after NBA superstar Charles Barkley performed a verboten Chaos Dunk during a game, inadvertently killing millions. <br> <br> | ||
Decades later, an aging Barkley is implicated in a massive conspiracy that leads him and his allies, including his auspicious son Hoopz, on a journey of redemption, hope, terrorism, 2000s internet humor, neo-shekels, and zaubers. | Decades later, an aging Barkley is implicated in a massive conspiracy that leads him and his allies, including his auspicious son Hoopz, on a journey of redemption, hope, terrorism, 2000s internet humor, neo-shekels, and zaubers. | ||
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WARNING: The wiki page you are about to read is canon.
Tales of Game's Studios Presents Chef Boyardee's Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden, Chapter 1 of the Hoopz Barkley SaGa is a freeware indie RPG set in post-cyberpocalyptic Neo New York, where basketball has become a capital offense after NBA superstar Charles Barkley performed a verboten Chaos Dunk during a game, inadvertently killing millions.
Decades later, an aging Barkley is implicated in a massive conspiracy that leads him and his allies, including his auspicious son Hoopz, on a journey of redemption, hope, terrorism, 2000s internet humor, neo-shekels, and zaubers.
The game can be downloaded here. There was also a Kickstarter for a sequel that collapsed after 9 years in development (it was not worth the weight). Its scrapped remains are downloadable here.
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Exports
Tactics - TBD
Aesthetics - TBD
Audio - TBD
Tactics - https://mega.nz/file/1vRCzZBK#kKxBfFZJ9iwFPtEGqb89_mW-8JSjZRiDHhnvfrpTOz8 (PES19, invitational slot 27)
Aesthetics - https://mega.nz/file/wuQRkSaS#sEMXbadrAX59VY-RkU2nBRGTEVOxp7lY-e7W5rLyJ4k
Audio - https://mega.nz/file/xuAWgAwR#vc5AlMGx3xicb2HJvAqf-0mo0NKNwhtyDcXPkxOtqO0
Match History
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| August 25, 2023 |  /eggs/
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/ag/ League 7 | 2-3 W |  8' Balthios 22' Charles Barkley 86' Hoopz 75' Balthios
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| August 27, 2023 |  /balls/
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/ag/ League 7 | 1–4 W | 52', 63' Hoopz 73' Enslaved Duergar 88' Michael Jordan 60' Balthios
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| September 3, 2023 |  /slam/
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/ag/ League 7 | 2–3 L | 34', 88' Charles Barkley
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| September 7, 2023 |  /fhg/
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/ag/ League 7 | 2–3 L | 52' Charles Barkley 79' Michael Jordan
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