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|manager= Charles DeGroot
|manager= Charles DeGroot
|owner= Lithgow Arms Manufacturing Co.
|owner= Lithgow Arms Manufacturing Co.
|irl= {{Anonymous|EternalAussie|!!F8c90s2XYpu}}
|irl= {{Anonymous|Ryperiour2|!!oczH3VqQg6N}}
|scorer= Ned Kelly<br>Steve Irwin
|scorer= Ned Kelly<br>Steve Irwin
|assister= Ned Kelly
|assister= Ned Kelly<br>Blair Cottrell
|assists= 3
|assists= 3
|goals=4
|goals=4
|color1= 2828ab
|poleague_appearances= '''3'''
|color2= FFFFFF
|poleague_appearances= '''1'''
|first_poleague_appearance= [[/pol/eague 2]]
|first_poleague_appearance= [[/pol/eague 2]]
|best_poleague_result= '''5th Place'''
|best_poleague_result= '''5th Place'''
|best_poleague_cup= [[/pol/eague 2]]
|best_poleague_cup= [[/pol/eague 2]]
|w= 2
|w= 3
|d= 0
|d= 0
|l= 2
|l= 8
|gf= 10
|gf= 24
|ga= 9
|ga= 30
|win_home= sng
|win_home= auspol
|win_away= auspol
|win_away= ptg
|win_score_home= 1
|win_score_home= 8
|win_score_away= 3
|win_score_away= 0
|win_date= 5th January 2018
|win_date= 10th July 2023
|lose_home= auspol
|lose_home= auspol
|lose_away= ptg
|lose_away= sag
|lose_score_home= 2
|lose_score_home= 2
|lose_score_away= 4
|lose_score_away= 6
|lose_date= 6th January 2018
|lose_date= 18th June 2023
|first_home= sng
|first_home= sng
|first_away= auspol
|first_away= auspol
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|first_score_away= 3
|first_score_away= 3
|first_date= 5th January 2018
|first_date= 5th January 2018
|captain= Blair Cottrell
|captain= Bruce
|hex= 2828ab
|hex= 2828ab
|color= Eureka Flag Blue
|color= Eureka Flag Blue
|anthem= youtu.be/qb67Y638rHI?t=10s
|anthem= archive.org/details/06.-runes-of-war-night-trains/Southern+Storm+%26+Runes+of+War/Southern+Storm+%26+Runes+of+War+-+2009+-+It's+time+to+get+revenge+on+our+enemies/01+Its+time+to+get+Revenge+on+our+enemys.mp3
|a_title= God Bless Australia
|a_title= Time to get revenge on our enemies
|horn= www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s
|horn= www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s
|gh_title= 'Land Down Under'
|gh_title= 'Land Down Under'
|althorn4= www.youtube.com/watch?v=mx0RH1Y3Iqg
|althorn4= https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKHpkB4wKd0
|altgh4_title= 'BBQ in Cronulla'
|altgh4_title= 'Ciggy Butt Brain'
|altgh4_what= Cronulla Riots Goalhorn
|altgh4_what= Bogan Goalhorn
|althorn7= www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHDdrSTdmDY
|althorn7= https://archive.org/details/skrewdriver-the-showdown-1989/01.+The+Showdown.mp3
|altgh7_title= 'The Showdown'
|altgh7_title= 'The Showdown'
|altgh7_what= Blair Cottrell Goalhorn
|altgh7_what= Blair Cottrell Goalhorn
|althorn9= youtu.be/x6SllcxLqNw
|althorn9= https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOBd0PwQouE
|altgh9_title= 'Poor Ned'
|altgh9_title= 'Great Sothern Land'
|altgh9_what= Ned Kelly Goalhorn
|altgh9_what= 4+ Goalhorn
|nickname=The Awakened Anglos
|nickname=The Awakened Anglos
|kithome=Auspol kit 1.png
|kitaway=Auspol kit 2.png
|kitgk=Auspol kit gk.png
|kit3=Auspol kit 3.png
}}
}}


[[File:Captaincook.jpeg|240px|thumb|frame|left|"Step aside, flora and fauna!"]]
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A new team created for the Second /pol/eague, dedicated to the highly illustrious /auspol/ general.
A new team created for the Second /pol/eague, dedicated to the highly illustrious /auspol/ general.
A country full of Shitposters, NEETs and the occasional mullet rising out of the ashes of a rock throwing, petrol sniffing wasteland. Created from the dregs of the Poms and hardened by the wildlife, Australia have become a nation well known for its {{tt|shitpostery directed at everyone|Fuck off, we're full}}, {{tt|manhandling of the local wildlife|RIP Steve}}, disrespect for authority and a "She'll be right m8" attitude. Just watch out for the exploding trees.


Hope you like goalhorns - Australia happens to be a very musically talented country.
Hope you like goalhorns - with the renaissance of music in the 80's, Australia happens to be a very musically talented country.
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== Roster ==
== Roster ==
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!width=1%|Position
!width=1%|Position
!width=225px|Player
!width=225px|Player
{{sq start player |no=1 |pos=GK |name=Fraser Anning}}
{{sq start player |no=67 |pos=GK |name={{tt|Pauline Hanson|Queen Pauline, greatest ranger in australian history, used to run a fish and chip shop}}}}
{{sq start player |no=2 |pos=LB |name=Bob Katter}}
{{sq start player |no=50 |pos=RB |name={{tt|Nuke Melbourne|and all of china too}}}}
{{sq start player |no=3 |pos=CB |name=Zyzz}}
{{sq start player |no=12 |pos=LB |name={{tt|Centrelink|Holy church of the Dole Disciple}}}}
{{sq start player |no=4 |pos=CB |name=Clive Palmer}}
{{sq start player |no=80 |pos=CB |name={{tt|Clive Palmer|LAY OFF THE TIMTAMS YOU FAT CUNT}}}}
{{sq start player |no=5 |pos=RB |name=Petrol Sniffer}}
{{sq start player |no=44 |pos=CB |name={{tt|Telco Ministry of Censorship|DNS change lmao}}}}
{{sq bronze player |no=6 |pos=DMF |name=Bruce}}
{{sq start player |no=72 |pos=DMF |name={{tt|Labour Tears|get the fuck outa QLD}}}}
{{sq bronze player |no=7 |pos=CMF |name=Cronulla Riots}}
{{sq silver player |no=66 |pos=CMF |name={{tt|Democracy Manifest|GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS}}}}
{{sq start player |no=8 |pos=CMF |name=Punished Dutton}}
{{sq silver player |no=99 |pos=CMF|name={{tt|Bruce|Captain of the Australian Shitposting Special Forces}}{{Captain}}}}
{{sq silver player |no=9 |pos=AMF |name=Steve Irwin}}
{{sq silver player |no=1 |pos=AMF |name={{tt|Bogan|Dregs of Australia, still better than the seppo's}}}}
{{sq gold player |no=10 |pos=SS |name=Ned Kelly}}
{{sq gold player |no=51 |pos=SS |name={{tt|Brenton Tarrant|51:0 K/D suck shit Muslims}}}}
{{sq silver player |no=11 |pos=CF |name=Blair Cottrell {{Captain}} }}
{{sq gold player |no=14 |pos=CF |name={{tt|Blair Cottrell|Leader of the UPF before he was charged for upsetting a couple of pooftahs, A true blue aussie}}}}
|}
|}
| width="1%" |
| width="1%" |
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!width=1%|Position
!width=1%|Position
!width=225px|Player
!width=225px|Player
{{sq player |no=12 |pos=GK |name=Stop the Boats}}
{{sq player |no=79 |pos=GK |name={{tt|Pooftah's Fuck Off|Wogs out}}}}
{{sq player |no=13 |pos=CB |name=Mel Gibson}}
{{sq player |no=56 |pos=CB |name={{tt|Mel Gibson|Film maker, expert jew detector & all round madlad. A true australian Icon}}}}
{{sq player |no=14 |pos=CB |name=Van Tongeren}}
{{sq player |no=49 |pos=LB |name={{tt|Fuck off ASIO|We know you cunts are reading this, go back to setting up fake pedo sites you cunts}}}}
{{sq player |no=15 |pos=LB |name={{greentext|Western Sydney}}}}
{{sq player |no=54 |pos=CB |name={{tt|ABO's BTFO|QLD most racist state in the nation}}}}
{{sq player |no=16 |pos=LB |name=Pauline Hanson}}
{{sq player |no=17 |pos=RB |name={{tt|FTC|FTC m8, FTC, Film the cops, Film the cops}}}}
{{sq player |no=17 |pos=RB |name=Based Calwell}}
{{sq player |no=2 |pos=LB |name={{tt|Gang War Slapfights|Ever seen an abbo gang war? is basically a big slapfight between 2 groups of retards}}}}
{{sq player |no=18 |pos=RB |name=100% Not ASIO}}
{{sq player |no=9 |pos=CMF |name={{tt|/unregesteredfirearm/|John Howard is a cunt, Port arthur was a false flag. I WILL shoebridge his grave when he dies}}}}
{{sq player |no=19 |pos=CMF |name=John 'Gas the Gooks' Curtin}}
{{sq player |no=38 |pos=RB |name={{tt|Muh Invasion Day|To think if it wasn't for the brits, we could have been like the great Country of Zimbabwe}}}}
{{sq player |no=20 |pos=CMF |name=Ross 'The Skull' May}}
{{sq player |no=5 |pos=CMF |name={{tt|Cronulla Riots|Bashing lebs with the lads}}}}
{{sq player |no=21 |pos=CMF |name={{greentext|Antipodean Resistance}}}}
{{sq player |no=3 |pos=CMF |name={{tt|"Want me to drop this cunt?"|Based SAS committing warcrimes }}}}
{{sq player |no=22 |pos=LMF |name=Bogan}}
{{sq player |no=75 |pos=LMF |name={{tt|Exploding trees|Hope you dumb seppo's enjoy having your imported trees burn everything down every couple of years}}}}
{{sq player |no=23 |pos=RMF |name=Ivan Milat}}
{{sq player |no=38 |pos=RMF |name={{tt|Fingered her in a nightclub|If only he knew how many aus/pol/ fingers had penetrated that bitch.}}}}
{{sq end}}
{{sq end}}
{|{{Prettytable}}
 
|-
==Match History==
|style="font-size:90%;" width="40px" align="center"|'''Sub'''
{| class="wikitable" width=70%
|style="background:#C3D69B; font-size:90%;" width="40px" align="center"|'''Starter'''
|style="background:#C0C0C0; font-size:90%;" width="40px" align="center"|'''Silver'''
|style="background:#EDDA74; font-size:90%;" width="40px" align="center"|'''Gold'''
|-
|-
!style="background:#2828AB;color:#FFFFFF" width=19%| Competition
!style="background:#2828AB;color:#FFFFFF" width=10%| Round
!style="background:#2828AB;color:#FFFFFF" width=10%| Opponent
!style="background:#2828AB;color:#FFFFFF" width=6%| Result
!style="background:#2828AB;color:#FFFFFF" width=16%| Scorers
!style="background:#2828AB;color:#FFFFFF" width=12%| Date
!style="background:#2828AB;color:#FFFFFF" width=7%| Video
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| style="background:#FFFFFF" rowspan="4" align=center|[[File:Poleague_logo.png|135px|link=/pol/eague_2]]<br>[[/pol/eague 2]]
| style="background:#ccffcc" rowspan="3" align=center|[[/pol/eague_2#Group_A|Group Stage]]
| align=center|{{team away|sng}}
| align=center|[[/pol/eague_2#Group_A|3-1 W]]
| align=center|<small>Ned Kelly{{goal|2|35|90+5}}</small>
| align=center|January 5th, 2018
| align=center|Not Available
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| align=center|{{team away|polder}}
| align=center|[[/pol/eague_2#Group_A|3-1 W]]
| align=center|<small>Steve Irwin{{goal|23|27|90+1}}</small>
| align=center|January 5th, 2018
| align=center|Not Available
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| align=center|{{team away|ptg}}
| align=center|[[/pol/eague_2#Group_A|2-4 L]]
| align=center|<small>Blair Cottrell {{goal|57}}<br>Ned Kelly{{goal|87}}</small>
| align=center|January 6th, 2018
| align=center|[https://implying.fun/video/poleague2/2018-01-06/?t=2:45:34.0 >Fun]
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| style="background:#ffcccc" rowspan="1" align=center|[[/pol/eague_2#Knockout_Stage|Quarter-final]]
| align=center|{{team away|mlpol}}
| align=center|[[/pol/eague_2#Group_A|2-3 L]]
| align=center|<small>Steve Irwin{{goal|59}}<br>Bruce{{goal|69}}</small>
| align=center|January 7th, 2018
| align=center|[https://implying.fun/video/poleague2/2018-01-07/?t=2:39:03.0 >Fun]
|-bgcolor="2828AB"
|colspan="9" |
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| style="background:#FFFFFF" rowspan="3" align=center|[[File:Poleague_logo3.png|135px|link=/pol/eague_4]]<br>[[/pol/eague 4]]
| style="background:#ffcccc" rowspan="3" align=center|[[/pol/eague_4#Group_C|Group Stage]]
| align=center|{{team away|nsg}}
| align=center|[[/pol/eague_4_Group_C#/nsg/_v_/auspol/|1-4 L]]
| align=center|<small>Blair Cottrell {{goal|66}}</small>
| align=center|June 22nd, 2019
| align=center|[https://implying.fun/video/poleague4/2019-06-22/2/?t=3:11:51.0 >Fun]
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| align=center|{{team away|polder}}
| align=center|[[/pol/eague_4_Group_C#/auspol/_v_/polder/|1-2 L]]
| align=center|<small>Blair Cottrell {{goal|62}}</small>
| align=center|June 23rd, 2019
| align=center|[https://implying.fun/video/poleague4/2019-06-23/3/?t=4:25:39.0 >Fun]
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| align=center|{{team away|italypol}}
| align=center|[[/pol/eague_4_Group_C#/italypol/_v_/auspol/|1-4 L]]
| align=center|<small>Brenton Tarrant{{goal|90+0}}</small>
| align=center|June 29th, 2019
| align=center|[https://implying.fun/video/poleague4/2019-06-29/2/?t=2:54:25.0 >Fun]
|-bgcolor="2828AB"
|colspan="9" |
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| style="background:#FFFFFF" rowspan="4" align=center|[[File:Poleague_logo3.png|135px|link=/pol/eague_7]]<br>[[/pol/eague 7]]
| style="background:#ccffcc" rowspan="3" align=center|[[/pol/eague_7#Group_A|Group Stage]]
| align=center|{{team away|ptg}}
| align=center|[[/pol/eague_7#Group_A|8-0 W]]
| align=center|<small>Muh Invasion Day {{goal|8}}<br>Brenton Tarrant {{goal|14||45+0||53||59}}<br>Bogan {{goal|31||86}}<br>Blair Cottrell {{goal|38}}</small>
| align=center|June 10th, 2023
| align=center|[https://implying.fun/video/poleague7/2023-06-10/2/?t=1:26:02.0 >Fun]
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| align=center|{{team away|mlpol}}
| align=center|[[/pol/eague_7#Group_A|0-2 L]]
| align=center|
| align=center|June 11th, 2023
| align=center|[https://implying.fun/video/poleague7/2023-06-11/2/?t=08:51.0 >Fun]
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| align=center|{{team away|fsg}}
| align=center|[[/pol/eague_7#Group_A|1-3 L]]
| align=center|<small>Bruce{{goal|36}}</small>
| align=center|June 17th, 2023
| align=center|[>Fun]
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| style="background:#ffcccc" rowspan="1" align=center|[[/pol/eague_7#Knockout_Stage|Quarter-final]]
| align=center|{{team away|sag}}
| align=center|[[/pol/eague_7#Quarterfinals|2-6 L]]
| align=center|<small>Brenton Tarrant {{goal|11}}<br>Blair Cottrell {{goal|84}}</small>
| align=center|June 18th, 2023
| align=center|[>Fun]
|}
|}


{| class="wikitable" width=40%
|-
!style="background:#2828AB;color:#FFFFFF" width=25%| Competition
!style="background:#2828AB;color:#FFFFFF" width=5%| Teams
!style="background:#2828AB;color:#FFFFFF" width=5%| Win
!style="background:#2828AB;color:#FFFFFF" width=5%| loss
!style="background:#2828AB;color:#FFFFFF" width=5%| Draw
!style="background:#2828AB;color:#FFFFFF" width=5%| {{tt|GF| Goals For}}
!style="background:#2828AB;color:#FFFFFF" width=5%| {{tt|GA| Goals Against}}
!style="background:#2828AB;color:#FFFFFF" width=5%| {{tt|GD|Goal Difference}}
!style="background:#2828AB;color:#FFFFFF" width=5%| {{tt|GDC|Goal Difference Cumulative}}
!style="background:#2828AB;color:#FFFFFF" width=5%| Rank


<h3>Goalkeepers</h3>
|-
{|{{Prettytable}}
| '''[[File:Poleague_logo3.png|25px]] [[/pol/eague 2]]'''
|-
|align=center|'''12'''
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Pos.'''
|align=center|'''2'''
|width="15%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Name'''
|align=center|'''2'''
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Picture'''
|align=center|'''0'''
|width="40%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Description'''
|align=center|'''10'''
|-
|align=center|'''9'''
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | {{Position|GK}}
|align=center|<span style="color:green">'''+1'''</span>
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | '''Fraser "Final Solution" Anning'''
|align=center|<span style="color:green">'''+1'''</span>
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" width="40px" |[[File:Fraser.jpg|120px|thumb|]]
|align=center|'''5th'''
|style="background: #C3D69B"|"I want to see the defeat of the cultural Marxists and their ilk, and a rolling back of the subversion of Australian culture and values that they have wrought." - Senator Fraser Anning
|-  
|-
|''' [[File:Poleague_logo3.png|25px]] [[/pol/eague 4]]'''
|align="center" | {{Position|GK}}
|align=center|'''16'''
|align="center" | '''Stop the Boats'''
|align=center|'''0'''
|align="center" width="40px" |[[File:Tony.jpg|120px|thumb|]]
|align=center|'''3'''
|"The essential point is, this is our country and we determine who comes here." - Tony Abbott
|align=center|'''0'''
|align=center|'''3'''
|align=center|'''10'''
|align=center|<span style="color:red">'''-7'''</span>
|align=center|<span style="color:red">'''-6'''</span>
|align=center|'''16th'''
|-
| '''[[File:Poleague_logo3.png|25px]] [[/pol/eague 7]]'''
|align=center|'''12'''
|align=center|'''1'''
|align=center|'''3'''
|align=center|'''0'''
|align=center|'''11'''
|align=center|'''11'''
|align=center|<span style="color:black">'''+0'''</span>
|align=center|<span style="color:red">'''-6'''</span>
|align=center|'''7th'''
|}
|}


<h3>Defenders</h3>
==Statistics==
{|{{Prettytable}}
 
{| class="wikitable" style="display: inline-table; width: 30%"
|+'''Top Goalscorers'''
!style="background:#156AE9;color:#FEAD04"| Player
!style="background:#156AE9;color:#FEAD04"| Goals
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|-
|-
|width="1%" style="background: #DBE5F1;"|'''Pos.'''
|'''Brenton Tarrant'''
|width="15%" style="background: #DBE5F1;"|'''Name'''
|'''6'''
|width="1%" style="background: #DBE5F1;"|'''Picture'''
|width="40%" style="background: #DBE5F1;"|'''Description'''
|-
|-
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | {{Position|LB}}
|Blair Cottrell
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | '''Bob Katter'''
|5
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" width="40px" |[[File:Katter.jpg|120px|thumb|]]
|style="background: #C3D69B"|An iconic figure in Australian politics - famously endorsed Fraser Anning's "Final Solution" speech calling for a return of the White Australia Policy, and when asked about his stance on fag marriage, declared; "I mean let there be a thousand blossoms bloomed, as far as I'm concerned - but I ain't spending any time on it, because in the meantime every three months a person is torn to pieces by a crocodile in north Queensland". Katter also backs a movement trying to create a new state in his home locale of Northern Queensland.
|-
|-
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | {{Position|CB}}
|Ned Kelly*
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | '''Zyzz'''
|4
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" width="40px" | [[File:Zyzz.jpg|120px|thumb|]]
|style="background: #C3D69B"|"We're all gunna make it brah"
|-
|-
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | {{Position|CB}}
|Steve Irwin*
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | '''Clive Palmer'''
|4
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" width="40px" |[[File:Clive.jpg|120px|thumb|]]
|style="background: #C3D69B"|Despite spending unimaginable monetary sums on billboards depicting himself as an Australian Trump, with the slogan 'Make Australia Great', this fat fuck's greatest achievement is eating more than his immense weight in Tim-Tams.
|-
|-
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | {{Position|RB}}
|Bruce
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | '''Petrol Sniffer'''
|2
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" width="40px" |[[File:Abo.jpg|120px|thumb|]]
|style="background: #C3D69B"|"Ayy carnt, c'n oi hav a dolla fuh th' bus?" - Every Abo ever
|-
|-
|align="center" | {{Position|CB}}
|align="center" | '''Mel Gibson'''
|align="center" width="40px" | [[File:Mel.jpg|120px|thumb|]]
|Literally /ourguy/. Straight up called some she-kike an 'oven dodger' once.
|-
|-
|align="center" | {{Position|CB}}
|Bogan
|align="center" | '''Van Tongeren'''
|2
|align="center" width="40px" | [[File:Kaboom.jpg|120px|thumb|]]
|SIEGE before it was cool. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_van_Tongeren
|-
|align="center" | {{Position|LB}}
|align="center" | '''>Western Sydney'''
|align="center" width="40px" |[[File:Yellowperil.jpg|120px|thumb|]]
|Advice for if you ever visit Sydney; keep to the East of the CBD.
|-
|align="center" | {{Position|LB}}
|align="center" | '''Pauline Hanson'''
|align="center" width="40px" |[[File:Pauline.jpg|120px|thumb|]]
|"A truly multicultural country can never be strong or united." - Pauline Hanson
|-
|align="center" | {{Position|RB}}
|align="center" | '''Based Calwell'''
|align="center" width="40px" |[[File:Calwell.jpg|120px|thumb|]]
|Wikipedia: '[Calwell] never favoured the communist philosophy and was eloquent in his attacks on communists, whom he once called, "Pathological exhibits... human scum... paranoiacs, degenerates, morons, bludgers... pack of dingoes... industrial outlaws and political lepers... ratbags. If these people went to Russia, Stalin wouldn't even use them for manure." '
|-
|align="center" | {{Position|RB}}
|align="center" | '''100% Not ASIO'''
|align="center" width="40px" |[[File:ASIO.jpg|120px|thumb|]]
|"Greetings, fellow white nationalists."
|-
|-
|Muh Invasion Day
|1
|}
|}


<h3>Midfielders</h3>
{| class="wikitable" style="display: inline-table; width: 30%"
{|{{Prettytable}}
|+'''Top Assisters'''
|-
!style="background:#156AE9;color:#FEAD04"| Player
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Pos.'''
!style="background:#156AE9;color:#FEAD04"| Assists
|width="15%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Name'''
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Picture'''
|width="40%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Description'''
|-
|style="background: #C0C0C0" align="center" | {{Position|AMF}}
|style="background: #C0C0C0" align="center" | '''Steve Irwin'''
|style="background: #C0C0C0" align="center" width="40px" |[[File:Steve.jpg|120px|thumb|]]
|style="background: #C0C0C0"|Rest in peace. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tE1HDSipRxU
|-
|-
|style="background: #A57164" align="center" | {{Position|DMF}}
|'''Blair Cottrell'''
|style="background: #A57164" align="center" | '''Bruce'''
|'''5'''
|style="background: #A57164" align="center" width="40px" |[[File:Bruce.png|120px|thumb|]]
|style="background: #A57164"|Shitposting is an art.
|-
|-
|style="background: #A57164" align="center" | {{Position|CMF}}
|'''Bogan'''
|style="background: #A57164" align="center" | '''Cronulla Riots'''
|'''5'''
|style="background: #A57164" align="center" width="40px" |[[File:Cronulla.jpg|120px|thumb|]]
|style="background: #A57164"|Probably the greatest race riot in the recent history of the West. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2005_Cronulla_riots
|-
|-
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | {{Position|CMF}}
|Ned Kelly*
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | '''Punished Dutton'''
|3
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" width="40px" |[[File:Dutton.jpg|120px|thumb|]]
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" |A politician denied his leadership bid.
|-
|-
|align="center" | {{Position|CMF}}
|Brenton Tarrant
|align="center" | '''Ross "The Skull" May'''
|3
|align="center" width="40px" |[[File:Ross.jpg|120px|thumb|]]
|A famous skinhead footy hooligan from Sydney, subject of many memes in the nationalist community. https://www.news.com.au/national/neo-nazi-the-skull-is-pauline-hansons-biggest-fan/news-story/c81f3b37c3e03cf79032af7c381df15f
|-
|-
|align="center" | {{Position|CMF}}
|Steve Irwin*
|align="center" | '''John "Gas the Gooks" Curtin'''
|2
|align="center" width="40px" |[[File:Curtin.jpg|120px|thumb|]]
|"This country shall remain forever the home of the descendants of those people who came here in peace in order to establish in the South Seas an outpost of the British race." - John Curtin. (Interesting note: it is sometimes argued that John Curtin's policies were basically NazBol)
|-
|-
|align="center" | {{Position|CMF}}
|Bruce
|align="center" | '''>Antipodean Resistance'''
|2
|align="center" width="40px" |[[File:AR.png|120px|thumb|]]
|Affectionately known to fellow nationalists as the 'Swastika Club', these 16-year-olds bravely fight the system by sticking up naughty posters, going on hikes, and getting their doors kicked in by the Australian Federal Police for shitposting.
|-
|-
|align="center" | {{Position|LMF}}
|Want me to drop this cunt?
|align="center" | '''Bogan'''
|1
|align="center" width="40px" |[[File:Bogan.jpg|120px|thumb|]]
|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ns15eHLDv1I
|-
|-
|align="center" | {{Position|RMF}}
|align="center" | '''Ivan Milat'''
|align="center" width="40px" |[[File:Ivan.jpg|120px|thumb|]]
|Killing tourists is Based™.
|}
|}


<h3>Strikers</h3>
Retired Players = *
{|{{Prettytable}}
|-
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Pos.'''
|width="15%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Name'''
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Picture'''
|width="40%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Description'''
|-
|style="background: #EDDA74" align="center" | {{Position|SS}}
|style="background: #EDDA74" align="center" | '''Ned Kelly'''
|style="background: #EDDA74" align="center" width="40px" |[[File:Ned.jpg|120px|thumb|]]
|style="background:#EDDA74;"|A genuine knight of the 19th Century. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6SllcxLqNw https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ned_Kelly
|-
|style="background: #C0C0C0" align="center" | {{Position|CF}}
|style="background: #C0C0C0" align="center" | '''Blair Cottrell'''
|style="background: #C0C0C0" align="center" width="40px" |[[File:Blair.jpg|120px|thumb|]]
|style="background:#C0C0C0;"|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqtfmIkPhjc
|-
|}


==Match History==
==Contact==
{| class=wikitable width=50%
|-
!style=background:#156AE9;color:#FEAD04| Date
!style=background:#156AE9;color:#FEAD04| Opponent
!style=background:#156AE9;color:#FEAD04| Competition
!style=background:#156AE9;color:#FEAD04| Result
!style=background:#156AE9;color:#FEAD04| Scorers
|-bgcolor=ccffcc
|align=center | 5 January 2018
|align=center | {{team away|sng}}
|align=center | [[:/pol/eague 2]]
|align=center | 3&ndash;1 W
|align=center |<small> </small>
|-bgcolor=ccffcc
|align=center | 5 January 2018
|align=center | {{team away|polder}}
|align=center | [[:/pol/eague 2]]
|align=center | 3&ndash;1 W
|align=center |<small> </small>
|-bgcolor=ffcccc
|align=center | 6 January 2018
|align=center | {{team away|ptg}}
|align=center | [[:/pol/eague 2]]
|align=center | 2&ndash;4 L
|align=center |<small> </small>
|-bgcolor=ffcccc
|align=center | 7 January 2018
|align=center | {{team away|mlpol}}
|align=center | [[:/pol/eague 2]]
|align=center | 2&ndash;3 L
|align=center |<small> </small>
|}


{{Anonymous|Ryperiour2|!!oczH3VqQg6N}}
*'''Discord:''' R2#9510
*'''Email:''' r2.4cc.benis@gmail.com
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Latest revision as of 05:42, 6 November 2024

/auspol/
"Aussie Aussie Aussie; OI OI OI!"
Auspol logo.png
/auspol/ - /auspol/
Founded January 26, 1788
Manager Charles DeGroot
Owner Lithgow Arms Manufacturing Co.
IRL manager Ryperiour2 !!oczH3VqQg6N
Team colors
HEX color 2828ab
Eureka Flag Blue
Top scorer Ned Kelly
Steve Irwin (4)
Top assister Ned Kelly
Blair Cottrell (3)
Captain Bruce
Website /auspol/ - /auspol/
Nickname The Awakened Anglos
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
3 0 8 11 27.27%
GF GA GD
24 30 -6
Biggest win
/auspol/ Auspol icon.png 8–0 Ptg icon.png /ptg/
10th July 2023
Biggest defeat
/auspol/ Auspol icon.png 2–6 Sag icon.png /sag/
18th June 2023
First match
/sng/ Sng icon.png 1–3 Auspol icon.png /auspol/
5th January 2018
/pol/eague
Appearances 3 (First in /pol/eague 2)
Best result 5th Place, /pol/eague 2
Team music
Anthem Time to get revenge on our enemies
Goal horn 'Land Down Under'
Bogan Goalhorn 'Ciggy Butt Brain'
Blair Cottrell Goalhorn 'The Showdown'
4+ Goalhorn 'Great Sothern Land'
Kits
Home kit Auspol kit 1.png
Away kit Auspol kit 2.png
Goalkeeper kit Auspol kit gk.png
Third kit Auspol kit 3.png


"Step aside, flora and fauna!"


A new team created for the Second /pol/eague, dedicated to the highly illustrious /auspol/ general. A country full of Shitposters, NEETs and the occasional mullet rising out of the ashes of a rock throwing, petrol sniffing wasteland. Created from the dregs of the Poms and hardened by the wildlife, Australia have become a nation well known for its shitpostery directed at everyone, manhandling of the local wildlife, disrespect for authority and a "She'll be right m8" attitude. Just watch out for the exploding trees.

Hope you like goalhorns - with the renaissance of music in the 80's, Australia happens to be a very musically talented country.




Roster

No. Position Player
67
  GK
Pauline Hanson
50
  RB
Nuke Melbourne
12
  LB
Centrelink
80
  CB
Clive Palmer
44
  CB
Telco Ministry of Censorship
72
  DMF
Labour Tears
66
  CMF
Democracy Manifest
99
  CMF
BruceCaptain
1
  AMF
Bogan
51
  SS
Brenton Tarrant
14
  CF
Blair Cottrell
No. Position Player
79
  GK
Pooftah's Fuck Off
56
  CB
Mel Gibson
49
  LB
Fuck off ASIO
54
  CB
ABO's BTFO
17
  RB
FTC
2
  LB
Gang War Slapfights
9
  CMF
/unregesteredfirearm/
38
  RB
Muh Invasion Day
5
  CMF
Cronulla Riots
3
  CMF
"Want me to drop this cunt?"
75
  LMF
Exploding trees
38
  RMF
Fingered her in a nightclub

Match History

Competition Round Opponent Result Scorers Date Video
Poleague logo.png
/pol/eague 2 		Group Stage Sng icon.png /sng/ 3-1 W Ned KellyGoal 2' (35), 90+5' January 5th, 2018 Not Available
Polder icon.png /polder/ 3-1 W Steve IrwinGoal 23' (27), 90+1' January 5th, 2018 Not Available
Ptg icon.png /ptg/ 2-4 L Blair Cottrell Goal 57'
Ned KellyGoal 87' 		January 6th, 2018 >Fun
Quarter-final Mlpol icon.png /mlpol/ 2-3 L Steve IrwinGoal 59'
BruceGoal 69' 		January 7th, 2018 >Fun
Poleague logo3.png
/pol/eague 4 		Group Stage Nsg icon.png /nsg/ 1-4 L Blair Cottrell Goal 66' June 22nd, 2019 >Fun
Polder icon.png /polder/ 1-2 L Blair Cottrell Goal 62' June 23rd, 2019 >Fun
Italypol icon.png /italypol/ 1-4 L Brenton TarrantGoal 90+0' June 29th, 2019 >Fun
Poleague logo3.png
/pol/eague 7 		Group Stage Ptg icon.png /ptg/ 8-0 W Muh Invasion Day Goal 8'
Brenton Tarrant Goal 14', 45+0', 53', 59'
Bogan Goal 31', 86'
Blair Cottrell Goal 38' 		June 10th, 2023 >Fun
Mlpol icon.png /mlpol/ 0-2 L June 11th, 2023 >Fun
Fsg icon.png /fsg/ 1-3 L BruceGoal 36' June 17th, 2023 [>Fun]
Quarter-final Sag icon.png /sag/ 2-6 L Brenton Tarrant Goal 11'
Blair Cottrell Goal 84' 		June 18th, 2023 [>Fun]
Competition Teams Win loss Draw GF GA GD GDC Rank
Poleague logo3.png /pol/eague 2 12 2 2 0 10 9 +1 +1 5th
Poleague logo3.png /pol/eague 4 16 0 3 0 3 10 -7 -6 16th
Poleague logo3.png /pol/eague 7 12 1 3 0 11 11 +0 -6 7th

Statistics

Top Goalscorers
Player Goals
Brenton Tarrant 6
Blair Cottrell 5
Ned Kelly* 4
Steve Irwin* 4
Bruce 2
Bogan 2
Muh Invasion Day 1
Top Assisters
Player Assists
Blair Cottrell 5
Bogan 5
Ned Kelly* 3
Brenton Tarrant 3
Steve Irwin* 2
Bruce 2
Want me to drop this cunt? 1

Retired Players = *

Contact

Ryperiour2 !!oczH3VqQg6N

  • Discord: R2#9510
  • Email: r2.4cc.benis@gmail.com
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