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{{sq start player |no=67 |pos=GK |name={{tt| Pauline Hanson|Queen Pauline, greatest ranger in australian history, used to run a fish and chip shop}}}}
{{sq start player |no=67 |pos=GK |name={{tt|Pauline Hanson|Queen Pauline, greatest ranger in australian history, used to run a fish and chip shop}}}}
{{sq start player |no=50 |pos=RB |name={{tt|Nuke Melbourne|and all of china too}}}}
{{sq start player |no=50 |pos=RB |name={{tt|Nuke Melbourne|and all of china too}}}}
{{sq start player |no=12 |pos=LB |name={{tt|Centrelink|Holy church of the Dole Disciple}}}}
{{sq start player |no=12 |pos=LB |name={{tt|Centrelink|Holy church of the Dole Disciple}}}}
{{sq start player |no=80 |pos=CB |name={{tt|Clive Palmer|LAY OFF THE TIMTAMS YOU FAT CUNT}}}}
{{sq start player |no=80 |pos=CB |name={{tt|Clive Palmer|LAY OFF THE TIMTAMS YOU FAT CUNT}}}}
{{sq start player |no=44 |pos=CB |name={{tt|Telco Ministry of Censorship|DNS change lmao}}}}
{{sq start player |no=44 |pos=CB |name={{tt|Telco Ministry of Censorship|DNS change lmao}}}}
{{sq start player |no=72 |pos=DMF |name={{tt|Dictator Dan|Indefinite lockdowns in cucktoria}}}}
{{sq start player |no=72 |pos=DMF |name={{tt|Labour Tears|get the fuck outa QLD}}}}
{{sq silver player |no=3 |pos=CMF |name={{tt|"Want me to drop this cunt?"|Based SAS committing warcrimes }}}}
{{sq silver player |no=66 |pos=CMF |name={{tt|Democracy Manifest|GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS}}}}
{{sq silver player |no=99 |pos=CMF|name={{tt|Bruce|Captain of the Australian Shitposting Special Forces}}{{Captain}}}}
{{sq silver player |no=99 |pos=CMF|name={{tt|Bruce|Captain of the Australian Shitposting Special Forces}}{{Captain}}}}
{{sq silver player |no=1 |pos=AMF |name={{tt|Bogan|Dregs of Australia, still better than the seppo's}}}}
{{sq silver player |no=1 |pos=AMF |name={{tt|Bogan|Dregs of Australia, still better than the seppo's}}}}
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{{sq player |no=56 |pos=CB |name={{tt|Mel Gibson|Film maker, expert jew detector & all round madlad. A true australian Icon}}}}
{{sq player |no=56 |pos=CB |name={{tt|Mel Gibson|Film maker, expert jew detector & all round madlad. A true australian Icon}}}}
{{sq player |no=49 |pos=LB |name={{tt|Fuck off ASIO|We know you cunts are reading this, go back to setting up fake pedo sites you cunts}}}}
{{sq player |no=49 |pos=LB |name={{tt|Fuck off ASIO|We know you cunts are reading this, go back to setting up fake pedo sites you cunts}}}}
{{sq player |no=54 |pos=CB |name={{tt|>The voice|we have no idea what it is but they still want us to vote on it}}}}
{{sq player |no=54 |pos=CB |name={{tt|ABO's BTFO|QLD most racist state in the nation}}}}
{{sq player |no=17 |pos=RB |name={{tt|FTC|FTC m8, FTC, Film the cops, Film the cops}}}}
{{sq player |no=17 |pos=RB |name={{tt|FTC|FTC m8, FTC, Film the cops, Film the cops}}}}
{{sq player |no=2 |pos=LB |name={{tt|Gang War Slapfights|Ever seen an abbo gang war? is basically a big slapfight between 2 groups of retards}}}}
{{sq player |no=2 |pos=LB |name={{tt|Gang War Slapfights|Ever seen an abbo gang war? is basically a big slapfight between 2 groups of retards}}}}
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{{sq player |no=38 |pos=RB |name={{tt|Muh Invasion Day|To think if it wasn't for the brits, we could have been like the great Country of Zimbabwe}}}}
{{sq player |no=38 |pos=RB |name={{tt|Muh Invasion Day|To think if it wasn't for the brits, we could have been like the great Country of Zimbabwe}}}}
{{sq player |no=5 |pos=CMF |name={{tt|Cronulla Riots|Bashing lebs with the lads}}}}
{{sq player |no=5 |pos=CMF |name={{tt|Cronulla Riots|Bashing lebs with the lads}}}}
{{sq player |no=66 |pos=CMF |name={{tt|War with China|Tommorrow when the war began but IRL}}}}
{{sq player |no=3 |pos=CMF |name={{tt|"Want me to drop this cunt?"|Based SAS committing warcrimes }}}}
{{sq player |no=75 |pos=LMF |name={{tt|Exploding trees|Hope you dumb seppo's enjoy having your imported trees burn everything down every couple of years}}}}
{{sq player |no=75 |pos=LMF |name={{tt|Exploding trees|Hope you dumb seppo's enjoy having your imported trees burn everything down every couple of years}}}}
{{sq player |no=38 |pos=RMF |name={{tt|Fingered her in a nightclub|If only he knew how many aus/pol/ fingers had penetrated that bitch.}}}}
{{sq player |no=38 |pos=RMF |name={{tt|Fingered her in a nightclub|If only he knew how many aus/pol/ fingers had penetrated that bitch.}}}}

Latest revision as of 05:42, 6 November 2024

/auspol/
"Aussie Aussie Aussie; OI OI OI!"
Auspol logo.png
/auspol/ - /auspol/
Founded January 26, 1788
Manager Charles DeGroot
Owner Lithgow Arms Manufacturing Co.
IRL manager Ryperiour2 !!oczH3VqQg6N
Team colors
HEX color 2828ab
Eureka Flag Blue
Top scorer Ned Kelly
Steve Irwin (4)
Top assister Ned Kelly
Blair Cottrell (3)
Captain Bruce
Website /auspol/ - /auspol/
Nickname The Awakened Anglos
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
3 0 8 11 27.27%
GF GA GD
24 30 -6
Biggest win
/auspol/ Auspol icon.png 8–0 Ptg icon.png /ptg/
10th July 2023
Biggest defeat
/auspol/ Auspol icon.png 2–6 Sag icon.png /sag/
18th June 2023
First match
/sng/ Sng icon.png 1–3 Auspol icon.png /auspol/
5th January 2018
/pol/eague
Appearances 3 (First in /pol/eague 2)
Best result 5th Place, /pol/eague 2
Team music
Anthem Time to get revenge on our enemies
Goal horn 'Land Down Under'
Bogan Goalhorn 'Ciggy Butt Brain'
Blair Cottrell Goalhorn 'The Showdown'
4+ Goalhorn 'Great Sothern Land'
Kits
Home kit Auspol kit 1.png
Away kit Auspol kit 2.png
Goalkeeper kit Auspol kit gk.png
Third kit Auspol kit 3.png


"Step aside, flora and fauna!"


A new team created for the Second /pol/eague, dedicated to the highly illustrious /auspol/ general. A country full of Shitposters, NEETs and the occasional mullet rising out of the ashes of a rock throwing, petrol sniffing wasteland. Created from the dregs of the Poms and hardened by the wildlife, Australia have become a nation well known for its shitpostery directed at everyone, manhandling of the local wildlife, disrespect for authority and a "She'll be right m8" attitude. Just watch out for the exploding trees.

Hope you like goalhorns - with the renaissance of music in the 80's, Australia happens to be a very musically talented country.




Roster

No. Position Player
67
  GK
Pauline Hanson
50
  RB
Nuke Melbourne
12
  LB
Centrelink
80
  CB
Clive Palmer
44
  CB
Telco Ministry of Censorship
72
  DMF
Labour Tears
66
  CMF
Democracy Manifest
99
  CMF
BruceCaptain
1
  AMF
Bogan
51
  SS
Brenton Tarrant
14
  CF
Blair Cottrell
No. Position Player
79
  GK
Pooftah's Fuck Off
56
  CB
Mel Gibson
49
  LB
Fuck off ASIO
54
  CB
ABO's BTFO
17
  RB
FTC
2
  LB
Gang War Slapfights
9
  CMF
/unregesteredfirearm/
38
  RB
Muh Invasion Day
5
  CMF
Cronulla Riots
3
  CMF
"Want me to drop this cunt?"
75
  LMF
Exploding trees
38
  RMF
Fingered her in a nightclub

Match History

Competition Round Opponent Result Scorers Date Video
Poleague logo.png
/pol/eague 2 		Group Stage Sng icon.png /sng/ 3-1 W Ned KellyGoal 2' (35), 90+5' January 5th, 2018 Not Available
Polder icon.png /polder/ 3-1 W Steve IrwinGoal 23' (27), 90+1' January 5th, 2018 Not Available
Ptg icon.png /ptg/ 2-4 L Blair Cottrell Goal 57'
Ned KellyGoal 87' 		January 6th, 2018 >Fun
Quarter-final Mlpol icon.png /mlpol/ 2-3 L Steve IrwinGoal 59'
BruceGoal 69' 		January 7th, 2018 >Fun
Poleague logo3.png
/pol/eague 4 		Group Stage Nsg icon.png /nsg/ 1-4 L Blair Cottrell Goal 66' June 22nd, 2019 >Fun
Polder icon.png /polder/ 1-2 L Blair Cottrell Goal 62' June 23rd, 2019 >Fun
Italypol icon.png /italypol/ 1-4 L Brenton TarrantGoal 90+0' June 29th, 2019 >Fun
Poleague logo3.png
/pol/eague 7 		Group Stage Ptg icon.png /ptg/ 8-0 W Muh Invasion Day Goal 8'
Brenton Tarrant Goal 14', 45+0', 53', 59'
Bogan Goal 31', 86'
Blair Cottrell Goal 38' 		June 10th, 2023 >Fun
Mlpol icon.png /mlpol/ 0-2 L June 11th, 2023 >Fun
Fsg icon.png /fsg/ 1-3 L BruceGoal 36' June 17th, 2023 [>Fun]
Quarter-final Sag icon.png /sag/ 2-6 L Brenton Tarrant Goal 11'
Blair Cottrell Goal 84' 		June 18th, 2023 [>Fun]
Competition Teams Win loss Draw GF GA GD GDC Rank
Poleague logo3.png /pol/eague 2 12 2 2 0 10 9 +1 +1 5th
Poleague logo3.png /pol/eague 4 16 0 3 0 3 10 -7 -6 16th
Poleague logo3.png /pol/eague 7 12 1 3 0 11 11 +0 -6 7th

Statistics

Top Goalscorers
Player Goals
Brenton Tarrant 6
Blair Cottrell 5
Ned Kelly* 4
Steve Irwin* 4
Bruce 2
Bogan 2
Muh Invasion Day 1
Top Assisters
Player Assists
Blair Cottrell 5
Bogan 5
Ned Kelly* 3
Brenton Tarrant 3
Steve Irwin* 2
Bruce 2
Want me to drop this cunt? 1

Retired Players = *

Contact

Ryperiour2 !!oczH3VqQg6N

  • Discord: R2#9510
  • Email: r2.4cc.benis@gmail.com
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