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/hnd/

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/hnd/ - Honduras

Founded

September 15th, 1821

Manager

Billy Joya

Owner

Juan Orlando Hernández

IRL manager

Eric jr !!fSTavRYsiM.

Team colors

Chat color

2956B2
Cerulean

Top scorer

()

Top assister

()

Captain

Salvador Nasralla

Website

/hnd/ - Honduras

Nickname

'

Historic performance

2	3	2			7				28.57%
W	D	L			TOTAL				EFFICIENCY

GF	GA	GD
14	14	0

Biggest win
/hnd/	3–1	/domg/
29 June 2017

Biggest defeat
/hnd/	1–3	/Zeon/
10 September 2016

First match
/hnd/	1–2	/zar/
10 September 2016

Team music

Anthem	Tap Zap
Victory anthem	Vaya pues - Moisés Canelo

Goal horn

Banana - Kazzabe

Kits

A team that makes people check the CIA Factbook and Wikipedia.

Roster

No.

Position

Player

	GK

Honduras here

	LB

The Rosenthals

	CB

Murder capital of the world

	CB

WE WUZ MAYA N SHIIIIIET

	RB

The Football War

	DMF

Tiburcio Carias

	LMF

Parrot licence

	AMF

Palmerola

	AMF

Salvador Nasralla

	RMF

Riots of peace

9

	SS

Rural votes

No.

Position

Player

	GK

Honduras over there

	LB

>tfw no medals.

	LB

Hurricane Mitch

	CB

Kao Kamasa

	CB

Nationwide strike

	CB

Conejo Island

	RB

20 more years

	RB

Kevin dindu nuffin

	LMF

olimpiawinslol

	LMF

Gracias, Lempira

	RMF

At least we're not Nicaragua

	RMF

¿Y porque no habló pues, amor?

Matches

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers	Notes
3 September 2016	/zar/	Multinational Bowl 1	1-2 L	Tiburcio Carias 5'
4 September 2016	/pinoy/	Multinational Bowl 1	2-2 D	THANKS ENEE 42' Roberto Micheletti 87'
9 September 2016	/wumpa/	Multinational Bowl 1	2-2 D	Tiburcio Carias 4' Palmerola 73'
9 September 2016	/Zeon/	Multinational Bowl 1	3-1 L
29 June 2017	/jojo/	Injuryb Owl 2	2-2 W (9-8 aet)	Bader Canahuati 60' Tiburcio Carías 64'
29 June 2017	/krg/	Injuryb Owl 2	3-2 W	Bader Canahuati 39' Salvador Nasralla 73' Tiburcio Carías 84'
29 June 2017	/domg/	Injuryb Owl 2	3-1 W	Palmerola 9', 42' Bader Canahuati 37'	If you like elephants you are big time Jabroni
1 September 2017	/mn/	Multinational Bowl 2	0-0 D
2 September 2017	/br/	Multinational Bowl 2	3-5 L	23' Bader Canahuati 37', 47' Tiburcio Carias
8 September 2017	/rome/	Multinational Bowl 2	1-2 L	41' Gracias A Dios

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 |manager= Billy Joya
 |owner= Juan Orlando Hernández
-|irl= {{Anonymous|Aitor Karanka|!!fSTavRYsiM}}.
+|irl= {{Anonymous|Eric jr|!!fSTavRYsiM}}.
 |color1= 2956B2
 |color2= ffffff
@@ Line 50: / Line 50: @@
 ==Roster==
 {{sq start}}
-{{sq start player |no= |pos=GK |name={{tt|4th Ballot|The main reason we had the coup back in 2009.}}}}
+{{sq start player |no= |pos=GK |name={{tt|Honduras here|Juan Orlando rules this part of the country.}}}}
 {{sq start player |no=|pos=LB |name={{tt|The Rosenthals|Yes, they are Jewish. Yes, they had a shitload of companies here, but they overjewed themselves and are now going to jail.}}}}
 {{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name={{tt|Murder capital of the world|We have long held this dubious honor until Caracas and Venezuela altogether took it away from us.}}}}
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 {{sq start player |no= |pos=RB|name={{tt|The Football War|It was mainly because Salvadorians were purchasing a lot of our lands back in the day but having a WC playoff during that time of tension gave it its title.}}}}
 {{sq silver player |no= |pos=DMF |name={{tt|Tiburcio Carias|The best president this country ever had, a misunderstood hero.}}}}
-{{sq start player |no= |pos=LMF |name={{tt|Incarcerated rooster|Two farmers were having a heavy dispute over a rooster, the police came in and decided it was best to put the rooster in a cell while the two men settled their dispute.}}}}
+{{sq start player |no= |pos=LMF |name={{tt|Parrot licence|Because taxes weren't enough to get money out of you, good thing the government realised this was stupid and stopped it.}}}}
 {{sq silver player |no= |pos=AMF |name={{tt|Palmerola|The never ending story about the replacement for our capital city airport.}}}}
-{{sq gold player |no= |pos=AMF |name={{tt|Salvador Nasralla {{Captain}}|Journalist, sports commentator, know-it-all, leader of a party whose following have an average IQ of 59. And he's totally a straight guy.}}}}
+{{sq gold player |no= |pos=AMF |name={{tt|Salvador Nasralla {{Captain}}|Riot and protest for me, I'll still do the program at my channel because I ain't losing money}}}}
-{{sq start player |no= |pos=RMF |name={{tt|Parrillas One|A. FUCKING. CAR.}}}}
+{{sq start player |no= |pos=RMF |name={{tt|Riots of peace|*smashes windows and sets banks on fire* It's state sponsored terrorism!}}}}
-{{sq gold player |no=9 |pos=SS |name={{tt|Bader Canahuati|The child prodigy that changed his 512 MB hard drive for a 1 TB hard drive.}}}}
+{{sq gold player |no=9 |pos=SS |name={{tt|Rural votes|Nice 100k vote lead you got, would be a shame if a lot of people from bumfuck nowhere voted for the other guy.}}}}
 {{sq mid}}
-{{sq player |no=|pos=GK |name={{tt|Fuera Pinto|His coaching style doesn't fit, he's a toxic manager that can't work with anyone, and couldn't score one goal in 4 games in the last Gold Cup.}}}}
+{{sq player |no=|pos=GK |name={{tt|Honduras over there|Juan Orlando also rules this part of the country.}}}}
 {{sq player |no= |pos=LB |name={{greentext|{{tt|tfw no medals|We will just cling on to the hopes our divegrass team gets a bronze. We're close!}}.}}}}
 {{sq player |no= |pos=LB |name= {{tt|Hurricane Mitch|When the expression 'Rock you like a hurricane' goes horribly wrong}}}}
 {{sq player |no=|pos=CB |name={{tt|Kao Kamasa|What is there deep in the Platano River biosphere? Apparently a long lost civilization.}}}}
-{{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name={{tt|Julieta Out|The current dean at the National Autonomous University has such a poor relation with the students that over one year has been lost on strikes alone}}}}
+{{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name={{tt|Nationwide strike|Yeah! Let's not go to work! Fuck the president! Wait, what do you mean I'll get fired if I don't go to work? I'll guess the strike is off then.}}}}
 {{sq player |no=|pos=CB |name={{tt|Conejo Island|This triggers the Salvadorian}}}}
-{{sq player |no= |pos=RB |name={{tt|20 more years|Juan Orlando Hernández is going to stay in power for a while, not because he's a great president, but only because the opposition is so inept they can't do alliances in a proper way.}}}}
+{{sq player |no= |pos=RB |name={{tt|20 more years|Make it 50.}}}}
 {{sq player |no=|pos=RB |name={{tt|Kevin dindu nuffin|Let's ignore all the evidence, his crying eyes are all the evidence we need!}}}}
 {{sq player |no= |pos=LMF |name={{tt|olimpiawinslol|Why do we even bother on having a so called football league when we all know it's a one horse race with some playoffs to make it exciting.}}}}
-{{sq player |no=|pos=LMF |name={{tt|Gracias a Dios|Nobody lives there.}}}}
+{{sq player |no=|pos=LMF |name={{tt|Gracias, Lempira|The city that triggers Nasralla fanboys.}}}}
-{{sq player |no=|pos=RMF |name={{tt|The Federal Republic shall rise again|Francisco Morazán's legacy still lives, we just need Nicaragua to annex Costa Rica to make it a reality.}}}}
+{{sq player |no=|pos=RMF |name={{tt|At least we're not Nicaragua|Ortega's not going to resign, also Ortega, you're taking way too long to solve your shit, look at JOH.}}}}
 {{sq player |no=|pos=RMF |name={{tt|¿Y porque no habló pues, amor?|Se ve bien linda con ese vestido, amor.}}}}
 {{sq end}}
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 | 3 September 2016
 | {{team away|zar}}
-| align=center|[[Multinational Bowl]]
+| align=center|[[Multinational Bowl 1]]
 | align=center|1-2 L
 | <small> Tiburcio Carias {{goal|{{tt|5|Probably}}}} </small>
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 |-bgcolor="ffffcc"
 | 4 September 2016
-| {{team away|flip}}
+| {{team away|pinoy}}
-| align=center|[[Multinational Bowl]]
+| align=center|[[Multinational Bowl 1]]
 | align=center|2-2 D
 | <small> THANKS ENEE {{goal|42}} <br> Roberto Micheletti {{goal|87}} </small>
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 | 9 September 2016
 | {{team away|wumpa}}
-| align=center|[[Multinational Bowl]]
+| align=center|[[Multinational Bowl 1]]
 | align=center|2-2 D
 | <small> Tiburcio Carias {{goal|4}} <br> Palmerola {{goal|73}}  </small>
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 | 9 September 2016
 | {{team away|Zeon}}
-| align=center|[[Multinational Bowl]]
+| align=center|[[Multinational Bowl 1]]
 | align=center|3-1 L
 |
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 |
 |-bgcolor='ffcccc'
-| 3 September 2017
+| 8 September 2017
 |{{team away|rome}}
 |align=center|[[Multinational Bowl 2]]
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 |
 |}
+{{Navbox Multinational Bowl}}

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