/f/ Roster

Most links point to SWFchan, which is covered in porn ads and has a few popups - you have been warned. This page is based off of a preview of the /f/ roster for the 2015 winter cup (27/01/2015)

Team photo

Rear: Loituma, F.O.E, WRRRRRY, PARTY HARD, G.I. Joe, Gardervoir Paizuri, Mormon Jesus.
Middle: Anonymous D, Shii, FINAL BOSS, Daily Dose, Nipaa, Sageman, Fernando.
Front: Goosehoward, Terry Crews, Monsquaz, Colin Mochrie, Segata Sanshiro, Steam Shovel Harry, Zone, Heap of trouble, DA HOOD.

Sub

Starter

Bronze

Silver

Gold

Goalkeeper

Name	Position	Picture	Description
Snoop Dogg	GK		Erry day.
Segata Sanshiro	GK		Gaming is serious stuff. [1]
Gutsman's Ass	GK		Dun-dunn. [2]

Defense

Name	Position	Picture	Description
Mormon Jesus	CB		Can't touch this. [3]
Rakeman	CB		He sells rakes. Only rakes. [4]
PPPPUUUU~	LB		You'd think Peach r34 would be old by now BUT NO! [5]
Dr. Dick	RB		Oh please help me Dr. Dick! [6]
Gardevoir Paizuri	CB		FLUTE SOLO! [7]
NASHEED	CB		ALLAHU AKBAR! [8]
Nipaa	LB		NIPAAAAAAAAH~~! NIPAAAAAAAAH~~! NIPAAAAAAAAH~~! [9]
Jack Black	RB		I totally forgot to bring an octagon! [10]

Midfield

Name	Position	Picture	Description
Lolicatgirls	AMF		I am playing the game, the one that'll take me to my end. [11]
DAILY DOSE	CMF		Thanks doc. [12]
Zone	CMF		I'm watching you fap. [13]
Terry Crews	DMF		Anything can be autotuned, but nothing can be like Terry Crews. [14]
Nick	DMF		DON'T BE A FAGGOT!!
Van Darkholme	CMF		FUCK♂YOU.
0x40 Hues	CMF		Brace yourself. [15]
WRRRRRY	CMF		Do doo doo dah DAH! [16]
Iron Man	CMF		I AM the IRON MAN. [17]

Offense

Name	Position	Picture	Description
DA HOOD	CF		If there is a flash, then there is a hood version of it. [18]
Takeo Ischi	SS		Wiar i binauf d'Alm aufi ganga hab mer wolln mei Bibi-Henderl fange. Gel mei Bibi-Hendl, gel bi-bi gel mei Bibi-Hendl, jetzt duckst Di! [19]
PARTY HARD	CF		Let's get a party going. [20]