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{{sq start player |no= 1 |pos={{NewPosition|GK|type=3}} |name= [[File:1 - Drunk Artigas.png|50px]] <span class="explain" title="My authority is like your sister, and she lets loose on my sovereign presence - Artigas, allegedly">Drunk Artigas}} | {{sq start player |no= 1 |pos={{NewPosition|GK|type=3}} |name= [[File:1 - Drunk Artigas.png|50px]] <span class="explain" title="My authority is like your sister, and she lets loose on my sovereign presence - Artigas, allegedly">Drunk Artigas}} | ||
{{sq start player |no= 2 |pos={{NewPosition|RB|type=3}} |name= [[File:2 - Garra Charrua.png|50px]] <span class="If anyone complains about hard tackles, present this card">Garra Charrúa}} | {{sq start player |no= 2 |pos={{NewPosition|RB|type=3}} |name= [[File:2 - Garra Charrua.png|50px]] <span class="explain"If anyone complains about hard tackles, present this card">Garra Charrúa}} | ||
{{sq start player |no= 3 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=3}} |name= [[File:3 - Settling of Scores.png|50px]] <span class="explain" title="Because every murder is clearly the result of a gang war">Settling of Scores}} | {{sq start player |no= 3 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=3}} |name= [[File:3 - Settling of Scores.png|50px]] <span class="explain" title="Because every murder is clearly the result of a gang war">Settling of Scores}} | ||
{{sq start player |no= 4 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=3}} |name= [[File:4 - Kangaroo Invasion.png|50px]] <span class="explain" title="They outnumber us 14 to 1. I don't like our odds">Kangaroo Invasion}} | {{sq start player |no= 4 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=3}} |name= [[File:4 - Kangaroo Invasion.png|50px]] <span class="explain" title="They outnumber us 14 to 1. I don't like our odds">Kangaroo Invasion}} | ||
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Uruguay is a tiny country in the middle of buttfuck nowhere that for some reason is really good at this divegrass thing.
In there you can find cows, grasslands, beaches and... cows. It's a boring place with boring politics, stable economies, no wars or conflicts, basically no natural disasters except for the occasional tornado hitting some empty field, and in general a melancholic and aging populace of old spaniards/italian´s descendants.
A place so uninteresting that its discoverers quite literally called it "A land of no possible use" before skipping it entirely in their way to ransack the incas at Peru.
It does have cows tho. A lot of them.
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