Difference between revisions of "/mlp/ roster"
Jump to navigation
Jump to search
Noteperson (talk | contribs) |
Noteperson (talk | contribs) |
||
(2 intermediate revisions by 2 users not shown) | |||
Line 19: | Line 19: | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:rape_face.png|200px|rape_face.png]] | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:rape_face.png|200px|rape_face.png]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Hey /mlp/ what's yo- {{greentext|rape}} Roll for your wa- {{greentext|rape}} MLP General Rainbow Dash Edi- {{greentext|rape}} Want to make a topic on /mlp/ without rape? Too fucking bad. {{greentext|rape}} will always find you. There are no brakes on the {{greentext|rape}} train. | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Hey /mlp/ what's yo- {{greentext|rape}} Roll for your wa- {{greentext|rape}} MLP General Rainbow Dash Edi- {{greentext|rape}} Want to make a topic on /mlp/ without rape? Too fucking bad. {{greentext|rape}} will always find you. There are no brakes on the {{greentext|rape}} train. | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 164 | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="border-style: solid; background: #E0C068; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Best Pony {{captain}}''' | | style="border-style: solid; background: #E0C068; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Best Pony {{captain}}''' | ||
Line 26: | Line 26: | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Best_Pony.png|200px|Best_Pony.png]] | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Best_Pony.png|200px|Best_Pony.png]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| It's Twilight. Ugh, no it's Fluttershy. Haha, what the fuck? Clearly Rainbow Dash is best pony. Classless fools, Rarity is superior pone. {{greentext|2012}} {{greentext|not knowing Pinkie Pie is best poni}} Don't you all know? It's Applejack! Well, whenever somebody declares "Best Pony", the anons of /mlp/ will pop up and disagree with them. | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| It's Twilight. Ugh, no it's Fluttershy. Haha, what the fuck? Clearly Rainbow Dash is best pony. Classless fools, Rarity is superior pone. {{greentext|2012}} {{greentext|not knowing Pinkie Pie is best poni}} Don't you all know? It's Applejack! Well, whenever somebody declares "Best Pony", the anons of /mlp/ will pop up and disagree with them. | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 97 | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="border-style: solid; Background: #B7BEC5; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Princess Twilight''' | | style="border-style: solid; Background: #B7BEC5; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Princess Twilight''' | ||
Line 40: | Line 40: | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:TracyPlayer.png|200px|TracyPlayer.png]] | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:TracyPlayer.png|200px|TracyPlayer.png]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| ''"Name my pony and make her cutie mark." "Fluttershy" "Her name can be Tracy because you traced her from Fluttershy."'' Named within the first two posts and given a Nicholas Cage cutie mark with trips, Tracy has returned to her original position this season as Goalkeeper. | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| ''"Name my pony and make her cutie mark." "Fluttershy" "Her name can be Tracy because you traced her from Fluttershy."'' Named within the first two posts and given a Nicholas Cage cutie mark with trips, Tracy has returned to her original position this season as Goalkeeper. | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 42 | ||
|- | |- | ||
|} | |} | ||
Line 87: | Line 87: | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Iwanttocuminrainbowdash.png|200px|Iwanttocuminrainbowdash.png]] | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Iwanttocuminrainbowdash.png|200px|Iwanttocuminrainbowdash.png]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:IWTCIRD.png|200px|IWTCIRD.png]] | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:IWTCIRD.png|200px|IWTCIRD.png]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash. | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash. How about you, anon? | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 4 | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 4 | ||
|- | |- | ||
Line 94: | Line 94: | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Dabfaust.jpg|200px|Dabfaust.jpg]] | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Dabfaust.jpg|200px|Dabfaust.jpg]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Faust.png|200px|Faust.png]] | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Faust.png|200px|Faust.png]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| The creator, the beginning, the woman behind | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| The creator, the beginning, the woman behind Generation 4 of My Little Pony. Faust plays for the /mlp/ football team in the vague hope that something good may come out of the fanbase. | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 2 | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 2 | ||
|- | |- | ||
Line 129: | Line 129: | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:SPOILER.png|200px|Crotchtits]] | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:SPOILER.png|200px|Crotchtits]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Censored_crotchtits.png|200px|Censored_crotchtits.png]] | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Censored_crotchtits.png|200px|Censored_crotchtits.png]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Do you like technicolor ponies? What | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Do you like technicolor ponies? What about anatomically correct animation? Well, if you need to slap your dick to something, check out the coolest new fad to hit a computer monitor near you. It's crotchtits! How could you not enjoy those supple milk balloons? Be sure to look at the distinctive sway out on the field, distracting all the kissless virgins. | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0 | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0 | ||
|- | |- | ||
Line 136: | Line 136: | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Malarson.png|150px|Thanks M.A. Larson!]] | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Malarson.png|150px|Thanks M.A. Larson!]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Larson.png|200px|Larson.png]] | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Larson.png|200px|Larson.png]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| We trusted you Larson. We wanted to believe that you could pull off Twilicorn, that everything would be ok. Sadly putting that exact line into the script several times wasn't subtle or convincing enough. To make things up, he retired from the show so he can focus on his football career. | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| We trusted you Larson. We wanted to believe that you could pull off Twilicorn, that everything would be ok. Sadly putting that exact line into the script several times wasn't subtle or convincing enough. To make things up to us, he retired from the show so he can focus on his football career. | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0 | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0 | ||
|- | |- | ||
Line 144: | Line 144: | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:WowGlimmerPlayer.png|200px|WowGlimmerPlayer.png]] | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:WowGlimmerPlayer.png|200px|WowGlimmerPlayer.png]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Today on My Little Pony, a day in the life of Celes- Wow! Glimmer. Rarity and Twilight learn a lesson when- Wow! Glimmer. Sunset Shimmer, we need- Wow! Glimmer. SCREW YOU VARDY, GO FUCK- Wow! Glimmer. | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Today on My Little Pony, a day in the life of Celes- Wow! Glimmer. Rarity and Twilight learn a lesson when- Wow! Glimmer. Sunset Shimmer, we need- Wow! Glimmer. SCREW YOU VARDY, GO FUCK- Wow! Glimmer. | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 2 | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Slinky Linky''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Slinky Linky''' | ||
Line 172: | Line 172: | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:HoofyKicks.png|200px|]] | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:HoofyKicks.png|200px|]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| They are CUTE | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| They are CUTE | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 2 | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Numget''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Numget''' | ||
Line 205: | Line 205: | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Bananas''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Bananas''' | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:bananas mlp.jpg|200px|bananas mlp.jpg]] | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:bananas mlp.jpg|200px|bananas mlp.jpg]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| " | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| "Accidentally" sent to the moon. | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0 | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0 | ||
|- | |- | ||
Line 225: | Line 225: | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Applerape''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Applerape''' | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Apple.jpg|200px|Apple.jpg]] | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Apple.jpg|200px|Apple.jpg]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Decided to also retire and return to his apple farm in the Ozarks. Later arrested on 37 | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Decided to also retire and return to his apple farm in the Ozarks. Later arrested on 37 counts of rape. | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0 | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0 | ||
|- | |- | ||
Line 255: | Line 255: | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Taco Belle''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Taco Belle''' | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Taco.png|200px|Taco.png]] | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Taco.png|200px|Taco.png]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Retired after | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Retired after her surgery was exposed. | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0 | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0 | ||
|- | |- | ||
Line 360: | Line 360: | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Baconhair''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Baconhair''' | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:baconhair.png|200px|baconhair.png]] | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:baconhair.png|200px|baconhair.png]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Preferred to make threads about herself on random Internet imageboards | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Preferred to make threads about herself on random Internet imageboards rather than spend her time training on the pitch. | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0 | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0 | ||
|- | |- |
Latest revision as of 16:01, 30 April 2025
Prenotes
- The /mlp/ roster is and will always be free of name- and tripfaggotry.
- Check the /mlp/ main page for up-to-date player positions.
- Goals do not include invitationals.
Current Squad
Medal Players
Goalkeepers
Outfield Players
Retired Players
(*) voided due to Dragongate