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That's right! These are your [[/utg/]] players!
<big>That's right! These are your {{team away|utg}} players!</big>
</br><small><small>(''DISCLAIMER: Some names and identities merged across AUs for record-keeping purposes.'')</small></small>


== Starting Eleven ==
== Starting Eleven ==
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|align="center"|[[File:chra.jpg|x100px]]
|align="center"|[[File:Utg_Jack.jpg|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''9'''
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|align="center"|'''999999999'''
|align="center"|'''YOUR TAKING TOO LONG'''
|align="center"|Chra</br>booby
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|align="center"|''We'll be together forever... won't we?''
|align="center"|LEAVE :)
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|align="center"|[[File:Utg You idiot.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|[[File:UTGNoelle.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''29'''
|align="center"|'''25'''
|align="center"|'''YOU IDIOT'''
|align="center"|'''YOU CAN'T UNDO IT, TOBY'''
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|align="center"|Noodles Snowgrave
|align="center"|I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE ALL SO STUPID!
|align="center"|Watch what happens when I PLAY A SPORT I DON'T TRAIN!
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|align="center"|[[File:UTGNoelle.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|[[File:EE.GIF|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''25'''
|align="center"|'''71'''
|align="center"|'''Noodles Snowgrave'''
|align="center"|'''It's Okay Not to Smile'''
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|align="center"|EEEEEEEEEEEEE<br>Fluffy Boy Power<br>soft gote boi
|align="center"|Watch happens when I PLAY A SPORT I DON'T TRAIN!
|align="center"|The screaming horror
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|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
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|align="center"|[[File:Utg_Goat_mom.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|[[File:UTGSpamton.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''11'''
|align="center"|'''97'''
|align="center"|'''GOATmom'''
|align="center"|'''[BIG SHIT]'''
|align="center"|
|align="center"|[BIG SHOT]
|align="center"|Oh dear, child. Please do not tackle the opposing defenders so... vigorously. Child, please. The referee has penalized you. Child, you are breaking my heart.
|align="center"|Now's my chance to take a [B I G S H I T]
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|-bgcolor="c3d69b"
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|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|align="center"|[[File:UTGSusie.png|x100px]]
|align="center"|[[File:Utg_tenna.jpg|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''16'''
|align="center"|'''66'''
|align="center"|'''La Creatura... Grande...'''
|align="center"|'''MIKE, RIG THE MATCH'''
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|align="center"|GOD FUCKING damnit KRIS where the FUCK are we!?
|align="center"|The family's fighting again.
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|align="center"|{{Position|AMF}}
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|align="center"|[[File:cum_suit_jevil.png|x100px]]
|align="center"|[[File:Utg_roaringknight.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''7'''
|align="center"|'''12'''
|align="center"|'''I CAN'T DO ANYTHING'''
|align="center"|'''? IS THE KNIGHT'''
|align="center"|Chaos Jester
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|align="center"|Who is he? Why is he here? WHO THE FUCK KNOWS! All we know is he's here to start some CHAOS CHAOS.
|align="center"|SHUT UP YOUR THEORY MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE ONLY MINE IS CORRECT
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|align="center"|{{Position|AMF}}
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|align="center"|[[File:Utg_Burgerpants.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|[[File:UTG_toby.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''5'''
|align="center"|'''32'''
|align="center"|'''Burgerpants'''
|align="center"|'''Toby is a HACK'''
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|align="center"|
|align="center"|(WHY IS THIS PERSON TRYING TO GET ME TO BE A SOCCER PLAYER I AM A FRY COOK I'M JUST TRYING TO SURVIVE)
|align="center"|HEY! YOU STUPID DOG! DO YOU HEAR ME!? STOP MUNCHING ON THAT BONE!<br />
|align="center"|'''12'''
HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? GET BACK HERE WITH MY SPECIAL ATTACK!
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|align="center"|[[File:Utg_Determination.png|x100px]]
|align="center"|[[File:cum_suit_jevil.png|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''6'''
|align="center"|'''7'''
|align="center"|'''DETERMINATION'''
|align="center"|'''I CAN'T DO ANYTHING'''
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|align="center"|Chaos Jester<br>I CAN DO ANYTHING
|align="center"|It's you, the Fallen Child!<br />Wearing your colourful merch fills you with<br />D E T E R M I N A T I O N
|align="center"|Who is he? Why is he here? WHO THE FUCK KNOWS! All we know is he's here to start some CHAOS CHAOS.
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|align="center"|[[File:UTGSpamton.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|[[File:Bad_times.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''97'''
|align="center"|'''10'''
|align="center"|'''[BIG SHOT]'''
|align="center"|'''BAD TIMES'''  
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|align="center"|Now's my chance to take a [B I G S H I T]
|align="center"|<font face="Comic Sans MS">sans.</font>
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|align="center"|{{Position|CF}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CF}}
|align="center"|[[File:Bad_times.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|[[File:Utg_Determination.png|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''10'''
|align="center"|'''6'''
|align="center"|'''BAD TIMES''' [[Image:Captain.png|15px|Captain]]
|align="center"|'''DETERMINATION''' [[Image:Captain.png|15px|Captain]]
|align="center"|
|align="center"|
|align="center"|<font face="Comic Sans MS">sans.</font>
|align="center"|It's you, the Fallen Child!<br />Wearing your colourful merch fills you with<br />D E T E R M I N A T I O N
|align="center"|'''45'''
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|align="center"|[[File:Gay priest.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|[[File:Gay priest.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''12'''
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|align="center"|'''Father Alvin'''
|align="center"|'''Bangin' Sermon, My Man'''
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|align="center"|Father Alvin
|align="center"|Protecting our goal, and lives from sinful influence. Now, my child... ''Confess.''
|align="center"|Protecting our goal, and lives from sinful influence. Now, my child... ''Confess.''
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|align="center"|'''7 (5-0-2)'''
|align="center"|'''13 (9-1-3)'''
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|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|[[File:UTG_Flirt.png|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''24'''
|align="center"|'''No Trousle, No Bones'''
|align="center"|*Flirt<br>Distant Trousle of Bones
|align="center"|<3 I HAVE NO REDEEMING QUALITIES
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|-bgcolor="ffffff"
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|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|[[File:UTGGaster.png|x100px]]
|align="center"|[[File:chra.jpg|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''27'''
|align="center"|'''9'''
|align="center"|'''You're a Schizo Now'''
|align="center"|'''999999999'''
|align="center"|Sassy Gaster<br>Radical Gaster
|align="center"|Chra</br>booby
|align="center"|That's my attack. Want an egg?
|align="center"|''We'll be together forever... won't we?''
|align="center"|'''0'''
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|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|[[File:UTG_toby.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|[[File:Utg You idiot.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''32'''
|align="center"|'''29'''
|align="center"|'''Toby is a HACK'''
|align="center"|'''YOU IDIOT'''
|align="center"|
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|align="center"|HEY! YOU STUPID DOG! DO YOU HEAR ME!? STOP MUNCHING ON THAT BONE!<br />
|align="center"|I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE ALL SO STUPID!
HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? GET BACK HERE WITH MY SPECIAL ATTACK!
|align="center"|'''0'''
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|align="center"|[[File:EE.GIF|x100px]]
|align="center"|[[File:undyne spinning.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''71'''
|align="center"|'''22'''
|align="center"|'''soft gote boi'''
|align="center"|'''The Undying Undyne'''
|align="center"|EEEEEEEEEEEEE<br>Fluffy Boy Power
|align="center"|*Ditch
|align="center"|The screaming horror
|align="center"|*NGGGGAAAAAAAAAHHHHH GET THE FUCK BACK HERE YOU BRAT
|align="center"|'''0'''
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|align="center"|[[File:Utg_OH_YES.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|[[File:Utg Epic divorse man.png|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''8'''
|align="center"|'''3'''
|align="center"|'''OHH YESSSS'''
|align="center"|'''I Miss My Wife, Rudy'''
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|align="center"|"Spike the Tyke"<br>"Eggs-Husband"
|align="center"|<font face="Courier">'''ARE YOU PROMOTING MY BRAND?!'''</font>
|align="center"|Currently Offering: Tea<br />
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Not Currently Offering: Mercy
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|align="center"|[[File:UTGTotem.png|x100px]]
|align="center"|[[File:UTGTotem.png|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''18'''
|align="center"|'''18'''
|align="center"|'''The Original Spamtotem'''
|align="center"|'''TOTEM TIME'''
|align="center"|
|align="center"|The "Original" Spamtotem
|align="center"|RIP (smeared, frozen and shattered... but not forgotten)
|align="center"|Melted. Frozen. Shattered... R̷̢̛̩̦̈́Ȅ̴͇͖̓͋Ḃ̷̨̗̼̀͠O̵̘̝̙͆͒̅R̸̤̤̫͂N̷͎̉̈
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|-bgcolor="ffffff"
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|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|align="center"|[[File:Utg Epic divorse man.png|x100px]]
|align="center"|[[File:Utg_Burgerpants.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''3'''
|align="center"|'''5'''
|align="center"|'''Asgore "Eggs-Husband" Dreemur'''
|align="center"|'''Pizzapants'''
|align="center"|"Spike the Tyke"
|align="center"|Burgerpants
|align="center"|Currently Offering: Tea<br />
|align="center"|(WHY IS THIS PERSON TRYING TO GET ME TO BE A SOCCER PLAYER I AM A FAST FOOD WAGIE I'M JUST TRYING TO SURVIVE)
Not Currently Offering: Mercy
|align="center"|'''15'''
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|-bgcolor="ffffff"
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|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
|align="center"|{{Position|LMF}}
|align="center"|[[File:Utg_hoi.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|[[File:UTGSusie.png|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''4'''
|align="center"|'''16'''
|align="center"|'''hOI'''
|align="center"|'''HEH, FREAK'''
|align="center"|
|align="center"|La Creatura... Grande...
|align="center"|hOI!!!!!! i'm tEMMIE!!  
|align="center"|GOD FUCKING damnit KRIS where the FUCK are we!?
|align="center"|'''0'''
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|align="center"|{{Position|LMF}}
|align="center"|[[File:UTG_Trash_Can.jpg|x100px]]
|align="center"|[[File:UTG_KrisRoster.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''20'''
|align="center"|'''15'''
|align="center"|'''That's The Trash Can'''
|align="center"|'''Look out ?e's got a Knife!'''
|align="center"|
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|align="center"|Feel Free to Visit ANYTIME.
|align="center"|Blue hair and (randomized) pronouns.
|align="center"|'''0'''
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|align="center"|[[File:why.jpg|x100px]]
|align="center"|[[File:utg_lancer.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''14'''
|align="center"|'''14'''
|align="center"|'''Mr. Krabs'''
|align="center"|'''The CHAD Lancer'''
|align="center"|
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|align="center"|Constantly counting the days, but when will his pain end?
|align="center"|He's back, and ready to destroy some knees.
|align="center"|'''0'''
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|align="center"|[[File:undyne spinning.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|[[File:UTGGaster.png|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''22'''
|align="center"|'''27'''
|align="center"|'''The Undying Undyne'''
|align="center"|'''You're a Schizo Now'''
|align="center"|*Ditch
|align="center"|Sassy Gaster<br>Radical Gaster
|align="center"|*NGGGGAAAAAAAAAHHHHH GET THE FUCK BACK HERE YOU BRAT
|align="center"|That's my attack. Want an egg?
|align="center"|'''3'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
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|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
|align="center"|[[File:UTG_Flirt.png|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''24'''
|align="center"|Distant Trousle of Bones
|align="center"|*Flirt
|align="center"|<3 I HAVE NO REDEEMING QUALITIES
|align="center"|'''4'''
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|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
|align="center"|[[File:Utg_Goat_mom.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''11'''
|align="center"|'''GOATmom'''
|align="center"|
|align="center"|Oh dear, child. Please do not tackle the opposing defenders so... vigorously. Child, please. The referee has penalized you. Child, you are breaking my heart.
|align="center"|'''3'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
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|-bgcolor="ffaaaa"
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|[[File:why.jpg|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''{{Age in days|month1=10|day1=30|year1=2018}}'''
|align="center"|'''Krabs'''
|align="center"|Mr. Krabs
|align="center"|Constantly counting the days of his lizard-less suffering; even in retirement, the number climbs higher. Will his pain ever end?
|align="center"|'''0'''
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|-bgcolor="ffaaaa"
|align="center"|{{Position|LB}}
|align="center"|[[File:UTG_Trash_Can.jpg|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''20'''
|align="center"|'''That's The Trash Can'''
|align="center"|Anime is Real
|align="center"|Feel Free to Visit ANYTIME.
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|align="center"|{{Position|LMF}}
|align="center"|[[File:Utg_OH_YES.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''8'''
|align="center"|'''OHH YESSSS'''
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|align="center"|<font face="Courier">'''ARE YOU PROMOTING MY BRAND?!'''</font>
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''2'''
|align="center"|'''3'''
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== Some Other Clowns Around Town ==
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|width="1%"|'''Reds'''
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|width="1%" |'''Saves'''
|width="1%" |'''Allows'''
|width="1%"|'''Games (WDL)'''
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|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|[[File:Utg_berdly.jpeg|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''21'''
|align="center"|'''Frozen Chicken Dinner'''
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|align="center"|YOU VOTED AND WE LISTENED!<br />THIS CANNOT BE UNDONE!*<br /><small><small>'''*unless you vote him back off'''</small></small>
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|align="center"|[[File:Utg_hoi.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''4'''
|align="center"|'''hOI'''
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|align="center"|hOI!!!!!! i'm tEMMIE!!
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|align="center"|[[File:Utg_jock.png|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''73'''
|align="center"|'''#1 Chubby Chaser'''
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|align="center"|Something awoke in him that fateful Hula Hoop Day...
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[[Category: Unofficial team rosters]]
[[Category: Unofficial team rosters]]

Latest revision as of 19:34, 14 June 2025

That's right! These are your Utg icon.png /utg/ players!
(DISCLAIMER: Some names and identities merged across AUs for record-keeping purposes.)

Starting Eleven

Pos. Picture No. Name FKAs Description Goals Assists Yellows Reds MotMs Saves Allows Games (WDL) Clean Sheets
  GK
UTG Jobwalker.png 1 The Original Starwalker My lack of arms is Pissing me off. 2 68 44 28 (14-3-11) 9
  CB
Utg Jack.jpg 31 YOUR TAKING TOO LONG LEAVE :) 0 0 0 0 0
  CB
UTGNoelle.gif 25 YOU CAN'T UNDO IT, TOBY Noodles Snowgrave Watch what happens when I PLAY A SPORT I DON'T TRAIN! 0 1 0 0 0
  CB
EE.GIF 71 It's Okay Not to Smile EEEEEEEEEEEEE
Fluffy Boy Power
soft gote boi 		The screaming horror 0 1 3 0 0
  DMF
UTGSpamton.gif 97 [BIG SHIT] [BIG SHOT] Now's my chance to take a [B I G S H I T] 3 7 3 0 0
  CMF
Utg tenna.jpg 66 MIKE, RIG THE MATCH The family's fighting again. 0 0 0 0 0
  LMF
Utg roaringknight.gif 12 ? IS THE KNIGHT SHUT UP YOUR THEORY MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE ONLY MINE IS CORRECT 0 0 0 0 0
  RMF
UTG toby.gif 32 Toby is a HACK HEY! YOU STUPID DOG! DO YOU HEAR ME!? STOP MUNCHING ON THAT BONE!

HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? GET BACK HERE WITH MY SPECIAL ATTACK!

0 1 1 0 0
  AMF
Cum suit jevil.png 7 I CAN'T DO ANYTHING Chaos Jester
I CAN DO ANYTHING 		Who is he? Why is he here? WHO THE FUCK KNOWS! All we know is he's here to start some CHAOS CHAOS. 11 9 5 0 3
  SS
Bad times.gif 10 BAD TIMES sans. 59 33 0 0 19
  CF
Utg Determination.png 6 DETERMINATION Captain It's you, the Fallen Child!
Wearing your colourful merch fills you with
D E T E R M I N A T I O N 		44 26 3 0 10

Substitutions

Pos. Picture No. Name FKAs Description Goals Assists Yellows Reds MotMs Saves Allows Games (WDL) Clean Sheets
  GK
Gay priest.gif 40 Bangin' Sermon, My Man Father Alvin Protecting our goal, and lives from sinful influence. Now, my child... Confess. 0 27 24 13 (9-1-3) 2
  CB
UTG Flirt.png 24 No Trousle, No Bones *Flirt
Distant Trousle of Bones 		<3 I HAVE NO REDEEMING QUALITIES 4 1 4 0 1
  CB
Chra.jpg 9 999999999 Chra
booby 		We'll be together forever... won't we? 2 4 3 0 0
  CB
Utg You idiot.gif 29 YOU IDIOT I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE ALL SO STUPID! 0 0 2 1 0
  DMF
Undyne spinning.gif 22 The Undying Undyne *Ditch *NGGGGAAAAAAAAAHHHHH GET THE FUCK BACK HERE YOU BRAT 3 5 1 0 1
  DMF
Utg Epic divorse man.png 3 I Miss My Wife, Rudy "Spike the Tyke"
"Eggs-Husband" 		Currently Offering: Tea

Not Currently Offering: Mercy

0 3 2 0 0
  CMF
UTGTotem.png 18 TOTEM TIME The "Original" Spamtotem Melted. Frozen. Shattered... R̷̢̛̩̦̈́Ȅ̴͇͖̓͋Ḃ̷̨̗̼̀͠O̵̘̝̙͆͒̅R̸̤̤̫͂N̷͎̉̈ 0 0 1 0 0
  CMF
Utg Burgerpants.gif 5 Pizzapants Burgerpants (WHY IS THIS PERSON TRYING TO GET ME TO BE A SOCCER PLAYER I AM A FAST FOOD WAGIE I'M JUST TRYING TO SURVIVE) 15 27 2 0 2
  LMF
UTGSusie.png 16 HEH, FREAK La Creatura... Grande... GOD FUCKING damnit KRIS where the FUCK are we!? 1 0 0 0 0
  LMF
UTG KrisRoster.gif 15 Look out ?e's got a Knife! Blue hair and (randomized) pronouns. 0 2 0 0 0
  RMF
Utg lancer.gif 14 The CHAD Lancer He's back, and ready to destroy some knees. 0 0 0 0 0
  RMF
UTGGaster.png 27 You're a Schizo Now Sassy Gaster
Radical Gaster 		That's my attack. Want an egg? 0 0 0 0 0

Retired Players

Pos. Picture No. Name FKAs Description Goals Assists Yellows Reds MotMs Saves Allows Games (WDL) Clean Sheets
  GK
Utg BIR.png 0.0001 BUT IT REFUSED </3
<3
BUT IT REFUSED 		1 44 33 16 (7-3-6) 2
  GK
Utg Blue Stop Sign.png 13 Blue Stop Sign It's very simple; when the striker tries to use their special attack, just think of a Blue Stop Sign! 0 33 22 11 (4-2-5) 1
  DMF
UTG Maddummy.gif 23 Dummy Posting STUPID! STUPID! STUPID!!! 2 0 1 0 1
  LB
Utg Whats his name.png 19 WHAT'S HIS NAME BURNY BLIZZARD? WARM BLAZER? MIKE MCROAST? COLD FREEZERMAN? SPARKY FIREDUDE? JIMMY HOTPANTS? FIRE HOTSGUY? THIRD-DEGREE DIRK? HANS HOTPOT? FROST TOASTYTOT? BIFF BURNINGMAN? RADICAL LARRY? FLAMIE HOTBOY? DICK DICKEM? HOTCOLD ICEBURN? SPICY ENCHILADAS? SMOKE FLAMEFRIEND? COOLS ICEBOX? 0 1 0 0 0
  LB
UTG Monster Kid.png 2 Real MK Hours awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww sheeeit it's 3 in the mornin', time to post some MONSTA KEED! 0 0 1 0 0
  CB
UTG boop.gif 17 I WANT TO FUCK THE GOAT Worship No Booping Allowed 0 0 0 0 0
  DMF
Utg Goat mom.gif 11 GOATmom Oh dear, child. Please do not tackle the opposing defenders so... vigorously. Child, please. The referee has penalized you. Child, you are breaking my heart. 3 0 0 0 0
  CB
Why.jpg 2423 Krabs Mr. Krabs Constantly counting the days of his lizard-less suffering; even in retirement, the number climbs higher. Will his pain ever end? 0 2 0 0 0
  LB
UTG Trash Can.jpg 20 That's The Trash Can Anime is Real Feel Free to Visit ANYTIME. 0 0 1 0 0
  LMF
Utg OH YES.gif 8 OHH YESSSS ARE YOU PROMOTING MY BRAND?! 0 2 3 0 0

Some Other Clowns Around Town

Pos. Picture No. Name FKAs Description Goals Assists Yellows Reds MotMs Saves Allows Games (WDL) Clean Sheets
  CB
Utg berdly.jpeg 21 Frozen Chicken Dinner YOU VOTED AND WE LISTENED!
THIS CANNOT BE UNDONE!*
*unless you vote him back off 		0 0 0 0 0
  DMF
Utg hoi.gif 4 hOI hOI!!!!!! i'm tEMMIE!! 0 0 0 0 0
  CMF
Utg jock.png 73 #1 Chubby Chaser Something awoke in him that fateful Hula Hoop Day... 0 0 0 0 0
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