/utg/ Roster

That's right! These are your  /utg/ players!
(DISCLAIMER: Some names and identities merged across AUs for record-keeping purposes.)

Starting Eleven

Pos.	Picture	No.	Name	FKAs	Description	Goals	Assists	Yellows	Reds	MotMs	Saves	Allows	Games (WDL)	Clean Sheets
GK		1	The Original Starwalker		My lack of arms is Pissing me off.					2	68	44	28 (14-3-11)	9
CB		31	YOUR TAKING TOO LONG		LEAVE :)	0	0	0	0	0
CB		25	YOU CAN'T UNDO IT, TOBY	Noodles Snowgrave	Watch what happens when I PLAY A SPORT I DON'T TRAIN!	0	1	0	0	0
CB		71	It's Okay Not to Smile	EEEEEEEEEEEEE Fluffy Boy Power soft gote boi	The screaming horror	0	1	3	0	0
DMF		97	[BIG SHIT]	[BIG SHOT]	Now's my chance to take a [B I G S H I T]	3	7	3	0	0
CMF		66	MIKE, RIG THE MATCH		The family's fighting again.	0	0	0	0	0
LMF		12	? IS THE KNIGHT		SHUT UP YOUR THEORY MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE ONLY MINE IS CORRECT	0	0	0	0	0
RMF		32	Toby is a HACK		HEY! YOU STUPID DOG! DO YOU HEAR ME!? STOP MUNCHING ON THAT BONE! HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? GET BACK HERE WITH MY SPECIAL ATTACK!	0	1	1	0	0
AMF		7	I CAN'T DO ANYTHING	Chaos Jester I CAN DO ANYTHING	Who is he? Why is he here? WHO THE FUCK KNOWS! All we know is he's here to start some CHAOS CHAOS.	11	9	5	0	3
SS		10	BAD TIMES		sans.	59	33	0	0	19
CF		6	DETERMINATION		It's you, the Fallen Child! Wearing your colourful merch fills you with D E T E R M I N A T I O N	44	26	3	0	10

Substitutions

Pos.	Picture	No.	Name	FKAs	Description	Goals	Assists	Yellows	Reds	MotMs	Saves	Allows	Games (WDL)	Clean Sheets
GK		40	Bangin' Sermon, My Man	Father Alvin	Protecting our goal, and lives from sinful influence. Now, my child... Confess.					0	27	24	13 (9-1-3)	2
CB		24	No Trousle, No Bones	*Flirt Distant Trousle of Bones	<3 I HAVE NO REDEEMING QUALITIES	4	1	4	0	1
CB		9	999999999	Chra booby	We'll be together forever... won't we?	2	4	3	0	0
CB		29	YOU IDIOT		I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE ALL SO STUPID!	0	0	2	1	0
DMF		22	The Undying Undyne	*Ditch	*NGGGGAAAAAAAAAHHHHH GET THE FUCK BACK HERE YOU BRAT	3	5	1	0	1
DMF		3	I Miss My Wife, Rudy	"Spike the Tyke" "Eggs-Husband"	Currently Offering: Tea Not Currently Offering: Mercy	0	3	2	0	0
CMF		18	TOTEM TIME	The "Original" Spamtotem	Melted. Frozen. Shattered... R̷̢̛̩̦̈́Ȅ̴͇͖̓͋Ḃ̷̨̗̼̀͠O̵̘̝̙͆͒̅R̸̤̤̫͂N̷͎̉̈	0	0	1	0	0
CMF		5	Pizzapants	Burgerpants	(WHY IS THIS PERSON TRYING TO GET ME TO BE A SOCCER PLAYER I AM A FAST FOOD WAGIE I'M JUST TRYING TO SURVIVE)	15	27	2	0	2
LMF		16	HEH, FREAK	La Creatura... Grande...	GOD FUCKING damnit KRIS where the FUCK are we!?	1	0	0	0	0
LMF		15	Look out ?e's got a Knife!		Blue hair and (randomized) pronouns.	0	2	0	0	0
RMF		14	The CHAD Lancer		He's back, and ready to destroy some knees.	0	0	0	0	0
RMF		27	You're a Schizo Now	Sassy Gaster Radical Gaster	That's my attack. Want an egg?	0	0	0	0	0

Retired Players

Pos.	Picture	No.	Name	FKAs	Description	Goals	Assists	Yellows	Reds	MotMs	Saves	Allows	Games (WDL)	Clean Sheets
GK		0.0001	BUT IT REFUSED		</3 <3 BUT IT REFUSED					1	44	33	16 (7-3-6)	2
GK		13	Blue Stop Sign		It's very simple; when the striker tries to use their special attack, just think of a Blue Stop Sign!					0	33	22	11 (4-2-5)	1
DMF		23	Dummy Posting		STUPID! STUPID! STUPID!!!	2	0	1	0	1
LB		19	WHAT'S HIS NAME		BURNY BLIZZARD? WARM BLAZER? MIKE MCROAST? COLD FREEZERMAN? SPARKY FIREDUDE? JIMMY HOTPANTS? FIRE HOTSGUY? THIRD-DEGREE DIRK? HANS HOTPOT? FROST TOASTYTOT? BIFF BURNINGMAN? RADICAL LARRY? FLAMIE HOTBOY? DICK DICKEM? HOTCOLD ICEBURN? SPICY ENCHILADAS? SMOKE FLAMEFRIEND? COOLS ICEBOX?	0	1	0	0	0
LB		2	Real MK Hours		awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww sheeeit it's 3 in the mornin', time to post some MONSTA KEED!	0	0	1	0	0
CB		17	I WANT TO FUCK THE GOAT	Worship	No Booping Allowed	0	0	0	0	0
DMF		11	GOATmom		Oh dear, child. Please do not tackle the opposing defenders so... vigorously. Child, please. The referee has penalized you. Child, you are breaking my heart.	3	0	0	0	0
CB		2423	Krabs	Mr. Krabs	Constantly counting the days of his lizard-less suffering; even in retirement, the number climbs higher. Will his pain ever end?	0	2	0	0	0
LB		20	That's The Trash Can	Anime is Real	Feel Free to Visit ANYTIME.	0	0	1	0	0
LMF		8	OHH YESSSS		ARE YOU PROMOTING MY BRAND?!	0	2	3	0	0

Some Other Clowns Around Town

Pos.	Picture	No.	Name	FKAs	Description	Goals	Assists	Yellows	Reds	MotMs	Saves	Allows	Games (WDL)	Clean Sheets
CB		21	Frozen Chicken Dinner		YOU VOTED AND WE LISTENED! THIS CANNOT BE UNDONE!* *unless you vote him back off	0	0	0	0	0
DMF		4	hOI		hOI!!!!!! i'm tEMMIE!!	0	0	0	0	0
CMF		73	#1 Chubby Chaser		Something awoke in him that fateful Hula Hoop Day...	0	0	0	0	0