/sci/

/sci/
What has science done?
/sci/ - Science and Maths
Founded August 2011 IRL manager Aitor Karanka !!vHwU8e1Ta/3 SUPERtwinky !!G5xDaK3GlNe Team colors Chat color 1100FF Hydrogen Blue Ranking 13 Highest rank 8 (May 2012) Lowest rank 13 (July 2012) Top scorer N/A (N/A) Top assister N/A (N/A) Captain N/A Website /sci/ - Science and Maths Nickname /sci/entists
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 9 6 10 25 36%
GF GA GD 0 0 0
Biggest win /sci/  7–3  /g/ April 21, 2012 Biggest defeat /sci/  1–7  /wg/ September 29, 2012 First match /d/  1–0  /sci/ February 11, 2012
Elite Cup Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A Babby Cup Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A
Team music
Anthem She Blinded Me with Science - Thomas Dolby Goal horn The Elements Song - Tom Lehrer
Kits

Introduction

/sci/ has long been the home where ignorance comes to commit sudoku.

After watching and waiting silently on the sidelines with disdain at the retardedness of the other boards, we can sit by no longer. We now enter the Cup with the full force of Logic and Reasoning, our team attaining an ultra-envious level of intellectual superiority over those boons.

Now, thanks to our autistic abilities and inabilities to get a girlfriend, we take to the field with full confidence that our knowledge of physics will get the pixelball inna goal!

Bill's goalhorn is still BILL BILL BILL[1]before anyone gets their jimmies rustled.

Alongside our opening anthem, we also have our closing anthem: A Glorious Dawn with Carl Sagan feat. Stephen Hawking: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSgiXGELjbc

http://www.mediafire.com/?xmxbcem90rf3f6z New faces and kit is this even the right place for this i dont even know whats going on in my life anymore

Lineup

Main Article: /sci/ Roster

No. Position Player   GK Stephen Hawking   CB >Biology Hard Science   CB Sun of Fire/Ice   LB 300k Starting   RB Bismuth   CMF Putnam Math (P06)   CMF Carl Sagan (P08, P11)   CMF Aquatic Hamster (P06)   AMF Nikola Tesla (S19)   CF Intellectualism (S05)   CF Bill Nye (P16, S01, S05)

No. Position Player   GK Secret Italian Supercat   GK Thorium   CB Saged Homework   CB Evolution   CB Epicurus   LB Transhumanism   RB Theory a guess   DMF Homo Engineer   DMF Qualia   CMF Eugenics   CMF God Tier Major   CMF Richard Dawkins (S04)

Tactics

Set Piece Settings
Long FK Taker: Bill Nye
Short FK Taker: Bill Nye
FK Taker 2: Nikola Tesla
L/R Corner Taker: Bill Nye
Penalties: Bill Nye

Match History

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
February 11, 2012	/d/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	1-0 L	None
February 18, 2012	/vp/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	4-1 W	Feynman  12', 56' Missingno.  24' Dicks  44'
March 11, 2012	/x/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	3-0 L	None
March 23, 2012	/r9k/	Group Stage SBC2012	1-1 D	Nye  66'
March 24, 2012	/mlp/	Group Stage SBC2012	1-1 D	Nye  88'
March 25, 2012	/pol/	Group Stage SBC2012	2-1 L	Feynman  58' Dawkins  76'
March 31, 2012	/gif/	Final Seed Qualifier SBC2012	1-0 W	Nye  23'
March 31, 2012	/n/	QF SBC2012	3-0 W	Nye  14', 67' >biology >hard science  75'
March 31, 2012	/3/	SF SBC2012	2-1 L	Nye  75'
March 31, 2012	/d/	Third Place SBC2012	2-2 (3-4) W	Feynman  50', 90'
April 21, 2012	/g/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	7-3 W	Cox  2', 37', 52', 56', 81' Nye  77' Troll Science  90+1'
May 12, 2012	/pol/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-1 L	Sagan  85'
June 2, 2012	/fit/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-0 W	Nye  61' Sagan  89'
July 13, 2012	/int/	Group Stage SC2012	5-0 L	None
July 14, 2012	/k/	Group Stage ABC2012	4-3 L	Nye  33', 57', 90+3'
July 15, 2012	/mu/	Group Stage SC2012	2-2 D	Thorium  75' Nye  89'
September 2, 2012	/lit/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	3-2 L	Nye  17' Tesla  20'
September 8, 2012	/co/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	0-0 D	None
September 29, 2012	/wg/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	7-1 L	Nye  37'
October 13, 2012	/f/	Group Stage ABC2012	4-1 W	Nye  13', 36', 45' Sagan  55'
October 13, 2012	/cgl/	Group Stage ABC2012	2-1 W	Nye  65' Feynman  88'
October 19, 2012	/trv/	Group Stage ABC2012	1-1 D	Epicurus  59'
October 20, 2012	/mlp/	Round of 16 ABC2012	3-2 L	Nye  6', 51'
December 22, 2012	/3/	2013 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	2-2 D	Nye  6', 63'
February 9, 2013	/int/	Group Stage WC2013	2-1 L	Lazy Greek  37'

Manager's Thoughts on the 2012 Autumn Babbys

"I'm pretty sure we'll get out of the group. We'll almost certainly thrash /cgl/, due to their punishment, as will all teams, so /cgl/ can be ignored, meaning it is between /sci/, /f/ and /trv/.

I am confident of defeating /f/, and if we don't even get a draw it is definitely rigged. I haven't tested as much against /trv/, however, they should beat /f/ as well, meaning we just need to draw with them, something that is very possible.

In the first knock-out round we will be against a team from group D, one of the toughest groups, containing three very good teams. However, I will have a week to develop a counter, so don't worry. If we win that, it's onto the quarter-final, which probably will be easier, as groups A and B are weaker. After that it's hard to say, but we will probably play the winner or runner-up of group G, the group of death, then it's a simple matter of the final.

So, in summary: should definitely progress, if we can get through the round of 16, we should get to the semis, which will admittedly require a bit of luck to win, as will the final." -Atrox

2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup

/sci/ was another team that faced disaster in the friendlies leading up to the Babby cup. Out of their three matches, their best result was a 0-0 draw with /co/, but the lowest point was their 7-1 loss to /wg/, with viewers showing strong disapproval of the new goal horn that replaced Bill Nye's theme song. Atrox still had faith in his team despite these results, and was proven to be right in having faith as /sci/ would once again be seen as one of the favorites to go far in the cup after a 4-1 victory over Old Man Sou's /f/. The team's goal horn was changed back to the Bill Nye theme song, much to the pleasure of the viewers as they watched Bill Nye blaze through /f/'s defense with a hat trick. This would be followed up with a very poor performance over /cgl/, who was punished with not having any G/S/B players and a goalkeeper with a rating of 1. Molly's /cgl/ even managed to score a goal in this match, but /sci/ managed to save face as Richard Feynman scored the winner at the 88th minute. This was enough to send /sci/ to the 2013 Winter cup as they had 6 points, along with /trv/, while /cgl/ and /f/ had no points with only one match remaining in this group. Because of this, /sci/ and /trv/ rested their star players and the match that followed was dull, but it provided a few surprises. First, /trv/ took the lead with their goalkeeper scoring a free kick in the first half. In the second half, Epicurus made sure the crowd at least heard the Bill Nye theme song in this poor match as he scored a very impressive goal for a striker with a rating of 45, and the match ended with a 1-1 draw. /trv/ topped the group with this result and /sci/ was in second place, which led to them facing /mlp/. In the end, some may wonder if resting their players against /trv/ was the right decision, as that draw was the reason that /sci/ faced the team that would eliminate them. Despite a double from Bill Nye, /mlp/ would win this hard-fought match that ended with the score being 3-2.

Honours

• 2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup: 3rd Place

Rivalries

/sci/ vs /jp/ - The Money Making & Anti-Intellectual Shitposting Derby

Money making schemes made /jp/ the uncontended world 4chan Cup hating champions, but recently /sci/ have emerged as a threat to their crown, thanks to their strong anti-intellectualism tactics. With all 20 of /sci/'s regular users spending 10+ hours a day plotting the cup's downfall, the battle to be the board that actually takes it down will be represented here, through the medium they both so despise.