User:HarryEnfield

LODS OF EMONE

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After 10 soul-crushing years
/oilels/ - Edmonton Oilers
Founded 1973 Manager Peter Chiarelli Owner Daryl Katz IRL manager HarryEnfield Team colors Chat color #9C6D01 Oilel Copper Top scorer Wayne Gretzky (583) Top assister Wayne Gretzky (1086) Captain McJesus Website /oilels/ - Edmonton Oilers Nickname The Oilers
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 0 0 0 0 0%
GF GA GD 0 0 0
Biggest win TBD  0–0  TBD Month Day, Year Biggest defeat TBD  0–0  TBD Month Day, Year First match TBD  0–0  TBD Month Day, Year
Team music
Anthem Heaven In Alberta Victory Anthem Worlds Apart Playoff Anthem (Copper and Blue) Blood Of Heroes Goal horn THE DREAM Alt. Goal Horn McJesus scores
Kits

Roster

No. Position Player 33   GK Clam TalBOT 44   CB Chris Pronger's Contract 80   CB Remember The 80's? 7   CB GOAT Coffey 55   DMF Le Test Tube 6   CMF THE DREAM OF '06 94   CMF Ryan Smyth's Mullet 19   LWF Bad At Hockey 98   RWF Poolparty 29   CF THE FINAL SOLUTION 97   CF McJesus

No. Position Player 10   GK Ten Years Of Bad Management 0   CB >No Defence 77   CB Swedish Defense 25   CB Male Nurse 16   CB OVERTIIIIIIIME WINNER 4   CB Lowe Must Go 64   CMF Megabust 93   CMF NUUUUUUGE 89   CMF 8-Point Night 39   CMF Worth The Weight 3   CF 3-Straight First Overalls 83   CF Hemsky Buzzer Beater