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Revision as of 11:03, 15 August 2017
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Introduction
America needs no introduction. Freedom is their introduction.
Export
Everyone in America has Speeding Bullet and Fighting Spirit (Donald Trump AMF and captaincy fixed) (AATF hates freedom and only stopped bitching after I made the goalkeepers 77s)
Incredibly advanced aesthetics that europoors could only dream of
Roster
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Roster Description
| Player | Description |
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| 2x World War Champs | We'd brag about two stars here, but hey. We've got 50 already. |
| Andrew Jackson | Possibly the most badass president we've ever had. |
| Donald Trump | MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN |
| Freedom Ain't free. :DD | The tree of liberty and freedom gotta be litterd with the blood of Patriots. Barack HUSSIEN obama aka “B. O” is not my presidnet. he is Islamic gommunist and probbaly kenyan as well :DD. ADAM and eve not adam and STEVE ok. praise jesus. |
| Captain America | The only capeshit who matters. He went to war, saved the world countless times, and punched out Hitler all for the good of America. |
| Bald Eagle | The bald eagle is the national bird and will dominate the midfield with his commanding presence and sharp eye. He also provides most of the aesthetics because I'm too busy enjoying my freedom to make new blenders. |
| Greatest Ally | Greatest ally, where is burger? |
| John F. Kennedy | Press F to pay respects. |
| Burgers | America's greatest invention, along with apple pie, atomic bombs, and football. |
| Tom Brady | What was that? I couldn't hear you over the sound of my four rings. |
| BUILD WALL | You have to go back. |
| Clint Dempsey | He doesn't just believe that we will win. He will make it happen. |
| Most American Gif | Google it. You won't be disappointed! |
| Ron Swanson | History began on July 4th, 1776; anything before that was just a mistake. |
| Stephen Colbert | Stephen Colbert is America, and so can you! |
| Miracle On Ice | Never forget the day when a collection of American amateurs blew Russia the fuck out in a sport we hardly even care about. |
| Michael Bay | Say what you will about his movies, at least he knows how to make the best explosions. And really, what else do you need? |
| The Original Brexit | >britbongs STILL mad |
| Chuck Norris | The cup hasn't even started and Chuck's already holding the trophy. |
| Iraq Was Asking For It | Talk shit, get hit. |
| McDonalds | This fast food chain is so good we decided to share it with the rest of the world. Aren't you glad we did? |
| Nuke 'em | It worked for Japan, why not try it against ISIS? I bet they'd shut up real quick. |
| 2nd Amendment | SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED |
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