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Containment Breech, all personnel are advised to remain in the nearest shelter or safe area until the facility has been re-secured.
Containment Breech, all personnel are advised to remain in the nearest shelter or safe area until the facility has been re-secured.


{{BoardInfobox
{{SimpleBoardInfobox
|team= scp
|team= scp
|motto= Secure, Contain, Protect
|motto= Secure, Contain, Protect
|name= SCP Secret Laboratory
|name= SCP Secret Laboratory
|date= May 2018
|date= [DATA REDACTED]
|owner= The Foundation
|owner= The Foundation
|irl= {{Anonymous|DrBorisG|!!uWmnP2zIyZF}}
|irl= {{Anonymous|O5-██}}
|color1= E10000
|color1= E5891F
|color2= F9D419
|color2= 000000
|ranking= 1
|ranking= [DATA EXPUNGED]
|high_ranking= 1
|high_ranking= [DATA REDACTED]
|high_date= January, 2016
|high_date=  
|low_ranking= 1
|low_ranking= [DATA REDACTED]
|low_date= January, 2016
|low_date=  
|scorer= PEANUT
|scorer= [DATA EXPUNGED]
|goals= 1
|goals=  
|assister = 1
|assister = [DATA EXPUNGED]
|assists = 1
|assists =  
|captain = PEANUT
|captain = PEANUT
|w= 0
|w= 0
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|gf= 0
|gf= 0
|ga= 0
|ga= 0
|win_home= a
|win_home=  
|win_away= b
|win_away=  
|win_score_home= 2
|win_score_home=  
|win_score_away= 1
|win_score_away=  
|win_date= Apr 9, 2016
|win_date= [DATA EXPUNGED]
|lose_home= a
|lose_home=  
|lose_away= b
|lose_away=  
|lose_score_home= 1
|lose_score_home=  
|lose_score_away= 2
|lose_score_away=  
|lose_date= Jan 1, 2016
|lose_date= [DATA EXPUNGED]
|first_home= a
|first_home=  
|first_away= b
|first_away=  
|first_score_home= 1
|first_score_home=  
|first_score_away= 1
|first_score_away=  
|first_date= Apr 2, 2016
|first_date= [DATA EXPUNGED]
|elite_cup_appearances= 0
|elite_cup_appearances= [DATA EXPUNGED]
|first_elite_appearance= Jan 1, 2016
|first_elite_appearance= [DATA REDACTED]
|best_elite_result= 32nd
|best_elite_result= [DATA EXPUNGED]
|best_elite_cup= Jan 1, 2016
|best_elite_cup=  
|babby_cup_appearances= 0
|babby_cup_appearances= [DATA EXPUNGED]
|first_babby_appearance=  Jan 1, 2016
|first_babby_appearance=  [DATA REDACTED]
|best_babby_result= 40th
|best_babby_result= [DATA EXPUNGED]
|best_babby_cup= Spring 2015
|best_babby_cup=
|hex= E10000
|hex= E5891F
|color= D BOI Orange
|color= D BOI Orange
|anthem= www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLKYOSiW7U4#t=2s
|anthem= www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLKYOSiW7U4#t=2s
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{{sq start player |no=# |pos=DMF |name= <span class="explain" title="Scientists have a hard life because there are so many more D BOIS.">GET BULLIED NERD</span>}}
{{sq start player |no=# |pos=DMF |name= <span class="explain" title="Scientists have a hard life because there are so many more D BOIS.">GET BULLIED NERD</span>}}
{{sq start player |no=# |pos=DMF |name= <span class="explain" title="Except when you find the gun first...">PUMPED UP KICKS</span>}}
{{sq start player |no=# |pos=DMF |name= <span class="explain" title="Except when you find the gun first...">PUMPED UP KICKS</span>}}
{{sq bronze player|no=# |pos=AMF |name= <span class="explain" title="The plague doctor is pretty straightforward. Walk at people, make zombie followers.">DR. DICK</span>}}
{{sq bronze player|no=# |pos=AMF |name= <span class="explain" title="The plague doctor is pretty straightforward. Walk at people, make zombie followers.">DR. DING</span>}}
{{sq bronze player|no=# |pos=AMF |name= <span class="explain" title="The game has a pretty liberal definition of what counts as 'looking' at you. Fuck up all the doors when rampaging.">LANKY</span>}}
{{sq bronze player|no=# |pos=AMF |name= <span class="explain" title="The game has a pretty liberal definition of what counts as 'looking' at you. Fuck up all the doors when rampaging.">LANKY</span>}}
{{sq silver player|no=# |pos=SS |name= <span class="explain" title="Scavenge for shit. Bully the nerds. Tell your brothers you'll never leave them behind then bolt at the first opportunity. Get caught playing with the upgrade machine or gunned down by NTF">D-BOIS</span>}}
{{sq silver player|no=# |pos=SS |name= <span class="explain" title="DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS DBOYS ">D-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOIS</span>}}
{{sq silver player|no=# |pos=CF |name= <span class="explain" title="Set up your teleport near obvious choke points. Send people to your extreme sleepover in the shadow realm. Guard the femur breaker or get memed on.">RADICAL LARRY</span>}}
{{sq silver player|no=# |pos=CF |name= <span class="explain" title="Set up your teleport near obvious choke points. Send people to your extreme sleepover in the shadow realm. Guard the femur breaker or get memed on.">RADICAL LARRY</span>}}
{{sq gold player|no=# |pos=CF |name= <span class="explain" title="The classic 'oh fuck' bane of just about everyone. Blinking is somehow synchronized in the current build so just run at everyone and win.">PEANUT (Captain)</span>}}
{{sq gold player|no=# |pos=CF |name= <span class="explain" title="The classic 'oh fuck' bane of just about everyone. Blinking is somehow synchronized in the current build so just run at everyone and win.">PEANUT {{Captain}}</span>}}


{{sq mid}}
{{sq mid}}
{{sq player |no=# |pos=GK |name= <span class="explain" title="Swat Kats. Chief of the Megakat City enforcers, who insisted the solution was throwing more tanks and chopper backup at a problem until the Swat Kats came by in one jet and finessed it with a specialty missile.">IGNORE THE BLOCK</span>}}
{{sq player |no=# |pos=GK |name= <span class="explain" title="If you're an SCP be careful of going into 914, or else you can get stuck until some tard lets you out or you get gassed.">Gay Baby Jail</span>}}
{{sq player |no=# |pos=GK |name= <span class="explain" title="The Angry Bevers. The joke is he's better than Dag and Norb at everything, despite the fact we never see him move or act on screen.">STUFF HERE FOR</span>}}
{{sq player |no=# |pos=GK |name= <span class="explain" title="Come on everybody, lets just chill with some pizzas in the nuke room on the surface.">Pizza Party</span>}}
{{sq player |no=# |pos=LB |name= <span class="explain" title="You're Under Arrest. Total nutcase vigilante with a baseball theme. Large Ham apparently? Ask Craig.">NOW</span>}}
{{sq player |no=# |pos=LB |name= <span class="explain" title="This is zombies and old Larry asserted their dominance over all.">T-Pose</span>}}
{{sq player |no=# |pos=LB |name= <span class="explain" title="Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog. The one and only youtube poop god. A joy to watch animated and ramble incoherently.">WIP</span>}}
{{sq player |no=# |pos=LB |name= <span class="explain" title="Don't worry, you haven't been banned just reconnect again.">YOU HAVE BEEN KICKED</span>}}
{{sq player |no=# |pos=RB |name= <span class="explain" title="G-Gundam. Unquestionably the most AMERICAN thing in the show. Had a Gundamn literally meant for punching, to go with the hometown boxer theme. Supposedly inspiring but tended to job everything.">.</span>}}
{{sq player |no=# |pos=RB |name= <span class="explain" title="DON'T GO IN THE ELEVATOR">Grenade In Elevator</span>}}
{{sq player |no=# |pos=RB |name= <span class="explain" title="Lupin III. Lupin's unfortunate police inspector nemesis. Always know where he's going to be and gets ahead of him, AND YET...">.</span>}}
{{sq player |no=# |pos=RB |name= <span class="explain" title="Time to find the pit room">YOU ARE SCP-096</span>}}
{{sq player |no=# |pos=CB |name= <span class="explain" title="Beverly Hills Teens. Permanent valet to Bianca who he also nursed an almost one note crush on. Notable for being secretly ripped as hell and inconsistently drawn HUGE despite having a very powerless personality">.</span>}}
{{sq player |no=# |pos=CB |name= <span class="explain" title="Woah man let's go to my radical pocket dimension shaaa">Shadow Realm</span>}}
{{sq player |no=# |pos=CB |name= <span class="explain" title="Scooby Doo and the 13 Ghosts. Somehow made Scrappy not the most annoying character on a Scooby Doo show for a change. That in itself is all it took to get him here really.">.</span>}}
{{sq player |no=# |pos=CB |name= <span class="explain" title="Get to SCP 914 and make it happen.">Black Key Card</span>}}
{{sq player |no=# |pos=CB |name= <span class="explain" title="Outlaw Star. Craig I need you to put a joke here.">.</span>}}
{{sq player |no=# |pos=CB |name= <span class="explain" title="Tk once? You're on the list forever">Kill on Sight</span>}}
{{sq player |no=# |pos=CB |name= <span class="explain" title="Clone High. The sincerity of everything on this show was faux, and Gandhi still somehow managed to consistently be the butt of the joke when it was taken over the top. Say Whaaaaaaaaat?">.</span>}}
{{sq player |no=# |pos=CB |name= <span class="explain" title="You know that feel when you can't hear footsteps because of the fucking autism being spewed over the mic?">Mic Spam</span>}}
{{sq player |no=# |pos=AMF |name= <span class="explain" title="Totally Spies. Leader of international spy organization WHOOP. Usually actually capable of backing up why he deserves the role, even if he is an older man.">.</span>}}
{{sq player |no=# |pos=AMF |name= <span class="explain" title="A proven strategy for navigating through the map.">GO LEFT</span>}}
{{sq player |no=# |pos=AMF |name= <span class="explain" title="Digimon Tamers. After providing an outside perspective for a while, Impmon got fed up with his own weakness and got into some shit following the gang to the digital world. Has the distinction of killing Leomon before getting a hold on himself, sending the show down a really dark path. THE FUN STOPS HERE. Digivolved from Impmon on the team too when the height rules changed.">.</span>}}
{{sq player |no=# |pos=AMF |name= <span class="explain" title="BATLETS GET OUT REEEEEEE">TURN ON YOUR GODDAMN RADIO</span>}}
{{sq end}}
{{sq end}}


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throwing grenades at your feet, etc.
throwing grenades at your feet, etc.


Extra player ideas: Gay Baby Jail, Femur Breaker, Elevator Grenade, >Hubert
Extra player ideas: Gay Baby Jail, Femur Breaker, Elevator Grenade, >Hubert, The Shadow Realm, The List


Team page ideas: expunging more historic data
Team page ideas: expunging more historic data
[[Category:JOKE TEAMS]]
[[Category:JOKE TEAMS]]

Latest revision as of 04:30, 29 July 2018

Containment Breech, all personnel are advised to remain in the nearest shelter or safe area until the facility has been re-secured.

/scp/
Secure, Contain, Protect
Scp logo.png
/scp/ - SCP Secret Laboratory
Founded [DATA REDACTED]
Owner The Foundation
IRL manager O5-██
Team colors
Chat color E5891F
D BOI Orange
Top scorer [DATA EXPUNGED] ()
Top assister [DATA EXPUNGED] ()
Captain PEANUT
Website /scp/ - SCP Secret Laboratory
Nickname D-BOIS
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
0 0 0 0 0%
GF GA GD
0 0 0
Biggest win
TBD TBD icon.png TBD icon.png TBD
[DATA EXPUNGED]
Biggest defeat
TBD TBD icon.png TBD icon.png TBD
[DATA EXPUNGED]
First match
TBD TBD icon.png TBD icon.png TBD
[DATA EXPUNGED]
Team music
Anthem Ignore the block music, work in progress

Goal horn ignore
Kits
Home kit Cohome sc2015.png



Team Information

History

[redacted]

Roster

No. Position Player
#
  GK
SHOCKY BOI
#
  LB
NTF
#
  CB
HUMAN WAVE TACTICS
#
  RB
CHAOS INSURGENCY
#
  DMF
GET BULLIED NERD
#
  DMF
PUMPED UP KICKS
#
  AMF
DR. DING
#
  AMF
LANKY
#
  SS
D-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOIS
#
  CF
RADICAL LARRY
#
  CF
PEANUT Captain
No. Position Player
#
  GK
Gay Baby Jail
#
  GK
Pizza Party
#
  LB
T-Pose
#
  LB
YOU HAVE BEEN KICKED
#
  RB
Grenade In Elevator
#
  RB
YOU ARE SCP-096
#
  CB
Shadow Realm
#
  CB
Black Key Card
#
  CB
Kill on Sight
#
  CB
Mic Spam
#
  AMF
GO LEFT
#
  AMF
TURN ON YOUR GODDAMN RADIO


Some other things to get in: Radio memes, the super soaker, the alpha warhead, wonky elevator physics, light containment lockdown gas, the ineffectiveness of guns, throwing grenades at your feet, etc.

Extra player ideas: Gay Baby Jail, Femur Breaker, Elevator Grenade, >Hubert, The Shadow Realm, The List

Team page ideas: expunging more historic data