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Disregard most of this page, it will be completely updated/revamped when the 2014 Winter Cup squad is known. [[User:Test Pony|Test Pony]] ([[User talk:Test Pony|talk]]) 15:09, 22 November 2013 (UTC)
=== Prenotes ===
=== Prenotes ===
* The /mlp/ roster is and will always be free of name- and tripfaggotry.
* The /mlp/ roster is and will always be free of name- and tripfaggotry.
* The roster below is outdated, for up-to-date player positions and cards, please check the /mlp/ main page.<br /><br />
* Check the [[/mlp/#Players|/mlp/ main page]] for up-to-date player positions.
 
* Goals do not include invitationals. <br><br>
== Current player face ==
[[Image:Mlp_faces.png|1200px|Mlp faces.png]]<br /><br />'''1st row''' - Derpy Hooves, Thanks M.A. Larson!, Panda Ring, Iwanttocumindashie, Jackie Chan Tulpa, Best Pony<br />'''2nd row''' - Crotchtits, Cease &amp; Desist, <span><font color="#789922">&gt;no hooves</font></span>, Liquid Pride, Autism in Equestria, Lyra Plushie<br />'''3rd row''' - Lauren Faust, Tracy, Alicorn Twilight, Cheeselegs, Tara Strong, Fuck Your Marker<br />'''4th row (no custom faces)''' - <span><font color="#789922">&gt;rape</font></span>, The Burdened, Horsefucker, I Don't Get The Appeal, <span><font color="#789922">&gt;muh job</font></span><br /><br />
 
== Roster ==
 
=== Goalkeepers ===


=Current Squad=
==Medal Players==
{| class="wikitable" style="text-align: center; border-collapse: collapse; border-width: 1px; border-style: solid; border-color: #000"
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="20%"| Name
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="5%"| Number
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="1%"| Image
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="1%"| Face
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="30%"| Description
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="5%"| Goals Scored
|-
| style="border-style: solid; background: #E0C068; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''{{greentext|rape}}'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 34
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Rape.png|200px|Rape.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:rape_face.png|200px|rape_face.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Hey /mlp/ what's yo- {{greentext|rape}} Roll for your wa- {{greentext|rape}} MLP General Rainbow Dash Edi- {{greentext|rape}} Want to make a topic on /mlp/ without rape? Too fucking bad. {{greentext|rape}} will always find you. There are no brakes on the {{greentext|rape}} train.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 148
|-
| style="border-style: solid; background: #E0C068; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Best Pony {{captain}}'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 1
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Applejack.png|200px|Applejack.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Best_Pony.png|200px|Best_Pony.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| It's Twilight. Ugh, no it's Fluttershy. Haha, what the fuck? Clearly Rainbow Dash is best pony. Classless fools, Rarity is superior pone. {{greentext|2012}} {{greentext|not knowing Pinkie Pie is best poni}} Don't you all know? It's Applejack! Well, whenever somebody declares "Best Pony", the anons of /mlp/ will pop up and disagree with them.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 84
|-
| style="border-style: solid; Background: #B7BEC5; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Princess Twilight'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 9
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:AlicornTwilight.png|200px|AlicornTwilight.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:PunishedTwi.png|200px|PunishedTwi.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Heralded by many as the saviour of the show, and by many others as the final nail in the coffin of Friendship is Magic, the controversially crowned Princess Sparkle has taken to the field to prove to the anons of /mlp/ that the show has not jumped so far over the shark that it has entered orbit.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 46
|-
| style="border-style: solid; Background: #B7BEC5; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''I Want To Cum Inside Rainbow Dash'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 7
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Iwanttocuminrainbowdash.png|200px|Iwanttocuminrainbowdash.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:IWTCIRD.png|200px|IWTCIRD.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash. Don't you, anon?
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 4
|-
|}
==Goalkeepers==
{| class="wikitable" style="text-align: center; border-collapse: collapse; border-width: 1px; border-style: solid; border-color: #000"
{| class="wikitable" style="text-align: center; border-collapse: collapse; border-width: 1px; border-style: solid; border-color: #000"
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="5%" | Number
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="20%"| Name
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="10%" | Name
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="5%"| Number
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="10%" | Image
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="1%"| Image
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="25" | Description
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="1%"| Face
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="5" | Height/Weight
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="30%"| Description
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="5%"| Goals Scored
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" scope="row" | 12
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Derpy Hooves'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" | '''Derpy Hooves'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 13
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" |
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:DerpyHooves.png|200px|DerpyHooves.png]]
[[Image:DerpyHooves.png|200px]|DerpyHooves.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Derpy.png|200px|Derpy.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" | SAFEST HOOVES. Derpy Hooves is the prized goalie of /mlp/ who can block all kicks no matter how impossible it seems <strike>(see: DA HOOD Penalty Kick from /f/ friendly)</strike> NOW YOU FUCKED UP. Unfortunately, /mlp/'s lackluster defense puts Derpy in a bad position for some oncoming attacks. This star player will not be stepping down anytime soon.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| After being practically cut from the show, Derpy Hooves became the prized goalie of /mlp/ who can block all kicks no matter how impossible it seems, earning her the title SAFEST HOOVES. This star player will not be stepping down anytime soon.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" | 190/77
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 1
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | 5
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Jackie Chan Tulpa'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''Cease And Desist'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 22
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" |
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:JackieChan.jpg|200px|JackieChan.jpg]]
[[Image:Ceaseanddesist.png|200px|Ceaseanddesist.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:jct14.png|200px|jct14.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | Hey you know that totally cool fan project you were waiting on? The one that's been in the works for a year and is nearly ready for release? Seems Hasbro liked it too! So much so that they shut it down.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| "Guys I made a Twilight Sparkle tulpa but it won't let me talk to girls and it made the rest of the mane six as tulpas and they rape me and want me to make more pony tulpas wat do?" Besides kill yourself? Make a goddamned Jackie Chan Tulpa and have him beat up the pony tulpas. Jackie's always got your back. OOOOOOONNNE MORE THING: TULPAS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY. GOODNIGHT.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 203/80
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | 55
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''The Burdened'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" |
[[Image:Theburdened.png|100px|Theburdened.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | There's no time to explain. In fact even if there was, I'm not sure you'd understand.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 194/86
|}
|}
 
==Outfield Players==
<br />
 
=== Centre Backs ===
 
{| class="wikitable" style="text-align: center; border-collapse: collapse; border-width: 1px; border-style: solid; border-color: #000"
{| class="wikitable" style="text-align: center; border-collapse: collapse; border-width: 1px; border-style: solid; border-color: #000"
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="5%" | Number
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="20%"| Name
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="10%" | Name
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="5%"| Number
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="10%" | Image
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="1%"| Image
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="35" | Description
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="1%"| Face
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="10%" | Boots
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="30%"| Description
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="5%" | Skillcards
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="5%"| Goals Scored
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="5%" | Height/Weight
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''HI ANON!'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 17
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:hi anon.png|200px|hi anon.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Hi_anon_face.png|200px|Hi_anon_face.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| "HI ANON, I KICKED THE BALL TO THE KEEPER. Sorry for being like this..."<br><br><font color=red>'''(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)'''</font>
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 15
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Tracy'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 8
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Tracy.png|200px|Tracy]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Tracy_face.png|200px|Tracy_face.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| ''"Name my pony and make her cutie mark." "Fluttershy" "Her name can be Tracy because you traced her from Fluttershy."'' Named within the first two posts and given a Nicholas Cage cutie mark with trips, Tracy has returned to her original position this season as Goalkeeper.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 33
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Faust'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 6
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Dabfaust.jpg|200px|Dabfaust.jpg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Faust.png|200px|Faust.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| The creator, the beginning, the woman behind the creation of My Little Pony's reboot. Faust is leading the /mlp/ football team with hopes for a championship so that something good may come out of the fanbase.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 2
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Horsefucker'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 3
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Horsefucker.png|200px|Horsefucker.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Horsefucker_face.png|200px|Horsefucker_face.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| The neckbeard that surfs /mlp/, also known for fucking ponies, is finally getting off his wheelie chair to play some good old-fashioned football.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 1
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Lyra Plushie'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 11
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Lyraplushie.png|200px|Lyraplushie.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Lyra.png|200px|Lyra.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Oh that's a good quality Lyra plushie...wait...what goes in he-OH SWEET MERCILESS FUCK. MAKE SURE MOM NEVER SEES THIS.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 1
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''{{greentext|no hooves}}'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 5
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:no_hooves_winter.png|200px|]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:no_hooves_winter_face.png|200px|]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| I mean, how can you get off to that? She doesn't even have any hooves you sick fucks.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Only On The Hub'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 20
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:onlyonthehub.png|200px|onlyonthehub.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Dan.png|200px|]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Too mad to die.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Crotchtits'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 4
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:SPOILER.png|200px|Crotchtits]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Censored_crotchtits.png|200px|Censored_crotchtits.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Do you like technicolor ponies? What of anatomically correct animation? Well, if you need to slap your dick to something, check out the coolest new fad to hit a computer monitor near you. It's crotchtits! How could you not enjoy those supple milk balloons? Be sure to look at the distinctive sway out on the field, distracting all the kissless virgins.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" scope="row" | 8
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Thanks M.A. Larson!'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" | '''Jackie Chan Tulpa'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 2
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" |
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Malarson.png|150px|Thanks M.A. Larson!]]
[[Image:JackieChan.jpg|200px|JackieChan.jpg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Larson.png|200px|Larson.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" | "Guys I made a Twilight Sparkle tulpa but it won't let me talk to girls and it made the rest of the mane six as tulpas and they rape me and want me to make more pony tulpas wat do?" Besides kill yourself? Make a goddamned Jackie Chan Tulpa and have him beat up the pony tulpas. Jackie's always got your back. OOOOOOONNNE MORE THING: TULPAS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY. GOODNIGHT.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| We trusted you Larson. We wanted to believe that you could pull off Twilicorn, that everything would be ok. Sadly putting that exact line into the script several times wasn't subtle or convincing enough. To make things up, he retired from the show so he can focus on his football career.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" | adizero f50
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" |
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" | 197/82
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" scope="row" | 41
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Wow! Glimmer'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" | '''Autism in Equestria'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 19
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" |
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Wow glimmer.png|200px|Wow glimmer.png]]
[[Image:Anoninequestria.png|200px|Anoninequestria.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:equalireeeeeeeeeeeee.png|200px|equalireeeeeeeeeeeee.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" | He's not quite sure how he ended up in Equestria, or why every pony he meets wants to sexually abuse him, but what he does know, is how to play football.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Today on My Little Pony, a day in the life of Celes- Wow! Glimmer. Rarity and Twilight learn a lesson when- Wow! Glimmer. Sunset Shimmer, we need- Wow! Glimmer. SCREW YOU VARDY, GO FUCK- Wow! Glimmer.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" | adizero f50
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 1
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" |
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" | 193/112
|-
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" scope="row" | 37
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Kirin Beer'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" | '''Crotchtits'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 40
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" |
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:KirinBeer.png|200px|]]
[[Image:SPOILER.jpg|200px|SPOILER.jpg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:TiltsHead face.png|200px|]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" | Do you like technicolor ponies? What of anatomically correct animation? Well, if you need to slap your dick to something, check out the coolest new fad to hit a computer monitor near you. It's crotchtits! How could you not enjoy those supple milk balloons? Be sure to look the distinctive sway out on the field, distracting all the kissless virgins.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| (It's piss)
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" | Supersonic Wave 3
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" |
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" | 185/82
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | 28
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Verity'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''Liquid Pride'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 46
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" |
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Verity.png|200px|]]
[[Image:LiquidPride.jpg|200px|LiquidPride.jpg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Verity_face.png|200px|]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | TWILY
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 'A true principal or belief, especially of fundamental importance'
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | adizero f50
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" |
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 203/90
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | 30
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Choose Your Own Autism'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''<font color="#789922">&gt;no hooves</font>'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 33
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" |
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Anonfilly_face.png|200px|Anonfilly_face.png]]
[[Image:Nohooves.png|200px|Nohooves.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:CYOAanonfilly.png|200px|CYOAanonfilly.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | I mean, how can you get off to that? She doesn't even have any hooves. Sick fucks.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| {{greentext|catalog}} {{greentext|ctrl-f}} {{greentext|"CYOA"}} {{greentext|42 results}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | adizero f50
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" |
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 197/77
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | 69
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Hoofy Kicks'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''Thanks M.A. Larson!'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 52
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | [[Image:Malarson.png|150px|Malarson.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Hoofykicks.gif|200px|]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | We trusted you Larson. We wanted to believe that you could pull off Twilicorn, that everything would be ok. Sadly putting that exact line into the script several times wasn't subtle or convincing enough.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|  
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | adizero f50
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|  
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" |
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 19/79
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | 17
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Numget'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''Horsefucker'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 21
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" |
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Numget.jpg|200px|]]
[[Image:Horsefucker.png|200px|Horsefucker.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | The neckbeard that surfs /mlp/, also known for fucking ponies, is finally getting off his wheelie chair to play some good old fashioned football.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| MA! THERE'S A WEIRD FUCKIN' STRAY CAT OUTSIDE!
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | adizero f50
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 1
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" |
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 205/89
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Boop'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 47
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Boop.PNG|200px|]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Boop_face.png|200px|]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| BOOP BROUGHT BACK, AGAIN.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Anyway, Come To Mare Fair'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 27
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Marefair.jpg|200px|]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|  
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|  
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|}
|}


<br />
=Retired Players=
 
=== Defensive Midfielders ===
 
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! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="5%" | Number
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="20%"| Name
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="10%" | Name
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="1%"| Image
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="10%" | Image
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="30%"| Description
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="35" | Description
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="5%"| Goals Scored
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="10%" | Boots
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="5%" | Skillcards
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="5%" | Height/Weight
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" scope="row" | 52
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Bananas'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" | '''Panda Ring'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:bananas mlp.jpg|200px|bananas mlp.jpg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" |
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| "Accidently" sent to the moon.
[[Image:PandaRing.png|150px|PandaRing.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" | You know why Season 3 was shit? Fucking pandering.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" | adizero f50
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" | P02
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" | 198/83
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" scope="row" | 4
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Pure Pony Pleasure'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" | '''IWantToCumInDashie'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:PurePonyPleasure.jpg|200px|PurePonyPleasure.jpg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" |
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Vanished after spending time with Horsefucker
[[Image:Iwanttocuminrainbowdash.png|200px|Iwanttocuminrainbowdash.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" | I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash. Don't you, anon?
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" | adizero f50
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" | P02
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" | 185/75
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | 41
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Nathan'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''&gt;muh job'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Nathan.jpg|200px|Nathan.jpg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" |
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Arrested after a police raid on his house. He is now facing trial for possession of enormous amounts of zoophilic porn, which he claims was on an external hard drive 'borrowed from Horsefucker'. The trail continues.
[[Image:Muh_job.jpg|200px|Muh job.jpg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | Suppose you work in an office, and you really like Barney. All your coworkers know this and they think it's quirky and tolerable. You are a member of an internet fandom revolving around Barney and his dinosaur friends. Some people draw fanart of Barney and his friends. Some of this fanart is questionable or even downright pornographic. If you would not be risking your job or reputation by letting a particular image of Barney in this hypothetical office setting be seen on your computer by your hypothetical coworkers, then the image is not safe for work.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | adizero f50
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" |
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 194/80
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | 99
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Seaty Belt'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''IDontGetTheAppeal'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:SeatyBelt.png|200x200px|SeatyBelt.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" |
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Following the scandalous discovery by tabloid media that Seaty Belt had yet to receive her Cutie Mark, she disappeared from the public eye. Rumors abound that she underwent severe reconstructive surgery to avoid rabid paparazzi. Taco Belle signed soon after, who insisted she was of no relation to the former.
[[Image:Appeal.png|200px|Appeal.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | ''"I don't understand why you people like the show, it's a good show which mostly means -simple stories -simple morals -simple characters -simple settings Why do you watch it?"''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | adizero f50
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" |
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 194/81
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | 52
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Applerape'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''Cheeselegs'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Apple.jpg|200px|Apple.jpg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" |
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Decided to also retire and return to his apple farm in the Ozarks. Later arrested on 37 accounts of rape.
[[Image:Cheeselegs.png|200px|Cheeselegs.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | You've seen Nightmare Moon, you've seen Discord, but out of nowhere, here comes the dreaded ''Cheeselegs!'' This newcomer steps up and becomes the only rookie in the starting XI after taking the position of former player Boop. When Cheeselegs scores, she begins her song warning the viewing audience and the opposing team of her oncoming slaughter.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | Supersonic Wave 3
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | P02
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 185/70
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | 8
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Lifeboat'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''Fuck Your Marker'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Lifeboat.jpg|200px|Lifeboat.jpg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" |
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Tragically lost at sea attempting to row back to /co/.
[[Image:FYM.jpg|200px|FYM.jpg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | A player who brings a lot of mystery to the field. One game he would be nowhere, the next he'd be scoring 3 goals. FYM is a man of mystery, but he's always there. Oh, and fuck your marker.
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | adizero f50
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Terry'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | P02
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Terry.jpg|200px|Terry.jpg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 188/106
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| No time to Terry here.  Auf Wiedersehen, mein Stutfohlen.
|}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
 
|-
<br />
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''{{greentext|fanfiction}}'''
 
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Fanfiction.png|200px|Fanfiction.png]]
=== Centre Midfielders ===
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Cut after not showing as much promise as his older brother, Clopfic.
 
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
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|-
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="5%" | Number
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Ableist Ponies'''
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="10%" | Name
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:AbleistPonies.jpg|200px|AbleistPonies.jpg]]
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="10%" | Image
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Too offensive to participate in the 4chan league.
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="35" | Description
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="10%" | Boots
|-
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="5%" | Skillcards
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''SmileSmileSmile'''
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="5%" | Height/Weight
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Smile3.png|200px|Smile3.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Became very repetitive over her career. Let go for wanting the goalhorn to be dedicated to her.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Taco Belle'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Taco.png|200px|Taco.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Retired after being found out about her surgery.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Futashy'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Futashy.jpg|200px|Futashy.jpg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Released after her giant dick got in the way of everything.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''King Zebra'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Kingzebra.jpg|200px|Kingzebra.jpg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Cut for being a filthy zebra.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Pony Semen'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Ponysemen.jpg|200px|Ponysemen.jpg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| HORSEFUCKER CLAIMS ANOTHER.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''CONTROVERSIAL'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:CONTROVERSIAL.png|200px|CONTROVERSIAL.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| VERY DISTURBED.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Clopfic'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Clopfic3.png|200px|Clopfic3.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Cut for being too edgy.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Fluffy Pone'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Fluffypone2.png|200px|Fluffypone2.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Found murdered to death after the team was relegated in Winter 2013. Another one was kidnapped somewhere between summer and autumn of 2014 to be used as a ball for the 4CC.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Tom Dan'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:TomDan.png|200px|TomDan.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Retired from the squad after deciding he was too cool for us.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Marshmellow Butthole'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Marshmellowbutthole.jpg|200px|Marshmellowbutthole.jpg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Last seen visiting Mandopony's house - never seen again.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Molestia'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Molestia.png|200x200px|Molestia.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Taking a short 'break' from the squad to deal with the multiple accusations of rape leveled at her.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Black Twilight'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:BlackTwi.png|200px|BlackTwi.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Retired from the squad after receiving a role in the movie 'Equestria Girls'. Said to fight for social justice on tumblr now.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Spaghetticon'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Spaghetticon.png|200px|Spaghetticon.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Benched for dropping the ball and his spaghetti in the /m/ match in Winter 2013. Sacked after being out shined by his fellow teammates in Spring 2013.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Cease & Desist'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Ceaseanddesist.png|200px|Ceaseanddesist.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Taken off the team after management received a letter whose contents cannot be further disclosed.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''IDontGetTheAppeal'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:IDontGetTheAppeal.png|200px|IDontGetTheAppeal.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| I still don't get it.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Muh Job'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Muh_job.jpg|200px|Muh_Job.jpg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Sacked for viewing prohibited content on the job.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Liquid Pride'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:LiquidPride.png|200px|Liquid Pride]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Sacked after it became clear there is no pride whatsoever in watching a show for little girls.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Hate and Penetrate'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Hate_and_pen.png|200px|Hate_and_pen.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Sacked after failing to properly penetrate the opponent's defense too many times.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Twilicane'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Twilicane.png|200px|Twilicane.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Sacked after it was found out canes can't actually play football.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''I Culminated'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:culminated.png|200px|culminated.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Got stuck between a rock and a hard place.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''DYEWTS'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Dyewts.jpg|200px|Dyewts.jpg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Actually watched the show, didn't like it and left.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Tara Strong'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:TStrong.jpg|200px|TStrong.jpg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Sacked after buying another pair of high heels instead of football boots with club money.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 1
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Baconhair'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:baconhair.png|200px|baconhair.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Preferred to make threads about herself on random Internet imageboards too much than spend her time training on the pitch.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Autism in Equestria'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Anoninequestria.png|200px|Anoninequestria.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Disappeared to Equestria for good after Cadance joined the team and couldn't stop annoying him.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Cockblock Trixie'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:trixie.png|200px|trixie.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Left after she found out Twilight Sparkle would always steal the spotlight from her no matter what she did.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Existential Gummy'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Gummy.jpg|200px|Gummy.jpg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| What was winning? Was it nothing more than the endless search for a star? And what was a star but a constant reminder that we were all only one crazy Texan away from rigging? And what of the poor gator? Logo no longer starless, destined to an existential swim down the river of memes to... an unknowable destiny?
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Bomb Ass Tea'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:BAT.jpg|200px|BAT.jpg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Since Cadance became pregnant, they decided that it's better for the baby if Shining stays at home.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Panda Ring'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:PandaRing.jpg|200px|PandaRing.jpg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Spent again too much time pandering to the fans and too little playing football, again.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Don't Believe Her Lies'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Lies.jpg|200px|Lies.jpg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Can't make it to Cups anymore since she's too busy working on My Little Pony: The Movie. But don't worry, she'll come back for Season 7 after the movie. There ''will'' be a seventh season, right?
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Didn't Listen'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:didlisten.png|200px|Did not listen]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Got kicked out for not listening to the managers' instructions.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''The Hiatus'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:hiatus.jpg|200px|hiatus.jpg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| An heroed when the hiatus became too much for her.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Rainbomination'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Rainbomination.png|200px|Rainbomination.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Her broken anatomy got in the way of her divegrass career.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Who Is This Pink Dog'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Pink_dog.gif|200px|Pink_dog.gif]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| We still have no idea.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Razzle Dazzle'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:razzledazzle.png|200px|Image:razzledazzle.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Cancelled her contract to star in a Manehattan revival of ''Equus.'' 
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 1
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Suicide Trixie'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:My hooves are dangling off the edge.png|200px|My hooves are dangling off the edge.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Finally convinced to climb out of the cannon by her BEST FRIEND.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Cheerileeder'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Cheerileeder.png|200px|Cheerileeder.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| The semester started, so she's back to grading papers.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Fuck Your Marker'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:FYM.jpg|200px|FYM.jpg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Gunned down trying to jump the border back to /co/.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Best Friends'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Best friends.png|200px|Best friends.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Repeatedly cited for illegal overnight wagon parking and loitering near the stadium.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Hasbro Internet Security'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:HasbroInternetSecurity.png|200px|HasbroInternetSecurity.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Server wiped. Someone still get Meghan her napkins, please.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''{{greentext|everycreature}}'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:everycreature.png|200px|]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Accepted a high paying consultant position with ACME labs.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Fizzlepop Berrytwist'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Fizzlepop_Berrytwist.png|200px|Fizzlepop_Berrytwist.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Going back to friendship night school for her degree.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Cheeselegs'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Cheeselegs.png|200px|Cheeselegs.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Really ded this time.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 1*
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Friendship Was Magic'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:FWM.png|200px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Did you know you were my very best friends? [book closes].
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Golly Loli'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Golly.png|200px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Minor sacking.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Faggot Deer'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:King thorax.png|200px|King thorax.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Every fucking game. Every single fucking game this faggot just sat there and gave me this stupid look on his face.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Lets Kill Applejack'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:NuApplejack.png|200px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Press F to Pay Respects.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Chad Spike'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Chad_spike.jpeg|200px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| “Why yes, I did play for /mlp/. How could you tell?”
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Fucking Dead'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Fucking_dead.png|200px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| That statue is probably at the bottom of Horseshoe Bay by now.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''So Sad (not really)'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:So_sad_not_really.png|200px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Sacked due to lack of support for Princess Twilight.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Miss /mlp/'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Miss_mlp.png|200px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Retired to tend her prized apple orchards.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''^:)'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:cheekyponyface.gif|200px|cheekyponyface]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| o(\ (:^
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''It's Already Shit'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Moe RI.jpg|200px|Moe RI.jpg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| It's still shit.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Space Pony'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Space_pony.png|200px|]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| See you space pony...
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Athena'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Athena.png|200px|]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Mare Stare'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Marestare.png|200px|]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''wA.I.fu'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:PPP.png|200px|]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 404 Player not found
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Supercharged'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Supercharged.png|200px|]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Sergeant Reckless'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:SergeantReckless.jpg|200px|]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Dyx'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Dyx.png|200px|]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Still better than Nyx.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" scope="row" | 7
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Nyx'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" | '''Best Pony'''<br />Captain
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Nyx.png|200px|]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" |
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|  
[[Image:Applejack.png|200px|Applejack.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" | It's Twilight. Ugh, no it's Fluttershy. Haha, what the fuck? Clearly Rainbow Dash is best pony. Classless fools, Rarity is superior pone. <font color="#789922">&gt;2012 &gt;not knowing Pinkie Pie is best poni</font>. Don't you all know? It's Applejack! Well, when ever somebody declares "Best Pony", the anons of /mlp/ will pop up and disagree with them.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" | adipure 11 pro
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" | P08 P11 P14 S05
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" | 165/71
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" scope="row" | 2
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Terri Softmare'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" | '''Faust'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Terrisoftmare.png|200px|]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" |
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|  
[[Image:Faust.jpg|200px|Faust.jpg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" | The creator, the beginning, the woman behind the creation of My Little Pony's reboot. Faust is leading the /mlp/ football team with hopes for a championship so that something good may come out of the fanbase. And she is creeped out by us
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" | adizero f50
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" | P11
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" | 180/86
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | 39
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''The Burdened'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''Tara Strong'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Theburdened.jpg|100px|The Burdened]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" |
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| He tried to carry our sins again. Now we carry him in our hearts.
[[Image:TStrong.jpg|200px|TStrong.jpg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | The "queen of the bronies", Tara Strong is known for seductive tweets and how much of a supporter she is of the pony fanbase. Also known for her role as Raven in Teen Titans, or was she the yellow kid on Xiaolin Showdown? No wait, she's Bubbles from Powerpuff Girls... or was it that National Lampoon movie? Oh wait! She plays Twilight Sparkle in Friendship is Magic. She did all that other stuff too. She's also notorious for being a massive attention whore.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | Supersonic Wave 3
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | P11
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 182/77
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | 9
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''{{greentext|belongs on /v/}}'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''Lyra Plushie'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Tfh_logo.png|200px|]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" |
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Ded game.
[[Image:Lyraplushie.png|200px|Lyraplushie.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 1
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | Oh that's a good quality Lyra plushie...wait...what goes in he-OH SWEET MERCILESS FUCK.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | Supersonic Wave 3
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | P11
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 182/77
|}
 
<br />
 
=== Attacking Midfielders ===
 
{| class="wikitable" style="text-align: center; border-collapse: collapse; border-width: 1px; border-style: solid; border-color: #000"
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="5%" | Number
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="10%" | Name
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="10%" | Image
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="35" | Description
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="10%" | Boots
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="5%" | Skillcards
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="5%" | Height/Weight
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" scope="row" | 21
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Post My OC Fillies'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" | '''Tracy'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Postmyocfillies.gif|200px|]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" |
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| The future looks bleak.
[[Image:Tracey.png|200px|Tracey.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" | ''"Name my pony and make her cutie mark." "Fluttershy" "Her name can be Tracy because you traced her from Fluttershy."'' Named within the first two posts and given a Nicholas Cage cutie mark with trips, Tracy, the former goalkeeper, very originally claimed her new spot on the starting XI as a midfielder.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" | Supersonic Wave 3
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" | P08 P14 S01
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" | 205/98
|}
 
=== Centre Forwards ===
 
{| class="wikitable" style="text-align: center; border-collapse: collapse; border-width: 1px; border-style: solid; border-color: #000"
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="5%" | Number
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="10%" | Name
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="10%" | Image
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="35" | Description
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="10%" | Boots
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="5%" | Skillcards
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="5%" | Height/Weight
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" scope="row" | 1
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" | '''<font color="#789922">&gt;rape</font>'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" |
[[Image:Rape.png|200px|Rape.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" | Hey /mlp/ what's yo- <font color="#789922">&gt;rape</font> Roll for your wa- <font color="#789922">&gt;rape</font> MLP General Rainbow Dash Edi- <font color="#789922">&gt;rape</font> Want to make a topic on /mlp/ without rape? Too fucking bad. <font color="#789922">&gt;rape</font> will always find you. There are no brakes on the <font color="#789922">&gt;rape</font> train
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" | CTR360 Maestri III
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" | P18 S02 S05 S06
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" | 185/65
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" scope="row" | 23
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" | '''Alicorn Twilight'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" |
[[Image:AlicornTwilight.png|200px|AlicornTwilight.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" | Heralded by many as the savoir of the show, and by many others as the final nail in the coffin of Friendship is Magic, the recently crowned Princess Sparkle has taken to the field to prove to the anons of /mlp/ that the show has not jumped so far over the shark that it has entered orbit.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" | Supersonic Wave 3
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" | P18 S01 S05
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" | 185/89
|}
== Player History ==
==== Former Players ====
{| class="wikitable" style="text-align: center; border-collapse: collapse; border-width: 1px; border-style: solid; border-color: #000"
|- style="background: #DBE5F1"
! width="1%" | No.
! width="15%" | Name
! width="1%" | Picture
! width="35%" | Description
! width="10%" | Cards
|- style="background: #" align="center"
|
| '''Boop'''
|
| After accumulating an impressive 3 caps for /mlp/, decided to retire gracefully to join the pornography industry under the name 'Tender Fetlocks'.<br />
| —
|- style="background: #" align="center"
|
| '''Bananas'''
|
| Sent to the moon on accident.<br />
| —
|- style="background: #" align="center"
|
| '''Pure Pony Pleasure'''
|
| Vanished after spending time with Horsefucker<br />
| —
|- style="background: #" align="center"
|
| '''Nathan'''
|
| Arrested after a police raid on his house. He is now facing trial for possession of enormous amounts of zoophilic porn, which he claims was on an external hard drive 'borrowed from Horsefucker'. The trail continues.<br />
| —
|- style="background: #" align="center"
|
| '''Seaty Belt'''
|
| Following the scandalous discovery by tabloid media that Seaty Belt had yet to receive her Cutie Mark, she disappeared from the public eye. Rumours abound that she underwent severe re-constructive surgery to avoid rabid paparazzi. Taco Belle signed soon after, who insisted she was of no relation to her predecessor.<br />
| —
|- style="background: #" align="center"
|
| '''Applerape'''
|
| Decided to also retire and return to his apple farm in the Ozarks. Later arrested on 37 accounts of rape.<br />
| —
|- style="background: #" align="center"
|
| '''<font>&gt;fanfiction</font>'''
|
[[Image:Fanfiction.png|105px|Fanfiction.png]]
| Cut after not showing as much promise as his older brother, Clopfic.<br />
| —
|- style="background: #" align="center"
|
| '''Ableist Ponies'''
|
[[Image:LeAbleist.jpg|87px|LeAbleist.jpg]]
| Too offensive to participate in the 4chan league.<br />
| —
|- style="background: #" align="center"
|
| '''SmileSmileSmile'''
|
[[Image:Smile3.png|103px|Smile3.png]]
| Became very repetitive over her career. Let go for wanting the goalhorn to be dedicated to her.<br />
| —
|- style="background: #" align="center"
|
| '''Taco Belle'''
|
[[Image:Taco.png|117px|Taco.png]]
| Retired after being found out about her surgery.<br />
| —
|- style="background: #" align="center"
|
| '''Futashy'''
|
[[Image:Nope.jpg|68px|Nope.jpg]]
| Released after her giant dick got in the way of everything<br />
| —
|- style="background: #" align="center"
|
| '''King Zebra'''
|
[[Image:Kingzebra.jpg|93px|Kingzebra.jpg]]
| Cut for being a filthy zebra.<br />
| —
|- style="background: #" align="center"
|
| '''Pony Semen'''
|
[[Image:Ponysemen.jpg|122px|Ponysemen.jpg]]
| HORSEFUCKER CLAIMS ANOTHER.<br />
| —
|- style="background: #" align="center"
|
| '''CONTROVERSIAL'''
|
[[Image:CONTROVERSIAL.png|89px|CONTROVERSIAL.png]]
| VERY DISTURBED<br />
| —
|- style="background: #" align="center"
|
| '''Clopfic'''
|
[[Image:Clopfic3.png|178px|Clopfic3.png]]
| Cut for being too edgy.<br />
| —
|- style="background: #" align="center"
|
| '''Fluffy Pone'''
|
[[Image:Fluffypone2.png|113px|Fluffypone2.png]]
| Found murdered to death after the team was relegated in Winter 2013<br />
| —
|- style="background: #" align="center"
|
| '''Tom Dan'''
|
[[Image:TomDan.gif|100px|TomDan.gif]]
| Retired from the squad after deciding he was too cool for us<br />
| —
|- style="background: #" align="center"
|
| '''Marshmellow Butthole'''
|
[[Image:Marshmellowbutthole.jpg|128px|Marshmellowbutthole.jpg]]
| Last seen visiting Mandopony's house - never seen again<br />
| —
|- style="background: #" align="center"
|
| '''Molestia'''
|
[[Image:Molestia.png|79px|Molestia.png]]
| Taking a short 'break' from the squad to deal with the multiple accusations of rape levelled at her<br />
| —
|- style="background: #" align="center"
|
| '''Black Twilight'''
|
[[Image:BlackTwi.png|92px|BlackTwi.png]]
| Retired from the squad after receiving a role in the upcoming movie 'Equestria Girls'<br />
| —
|- style="background: #" align="center"
|
| '''Spaghetticon'''
|
[[Image:Spaghetticon.png|200px|Spaghetticon.png]]
| Benched for dropping the ball and his spaghetti in the /m/ match in Winter and sacked after being outshined by his fellow teammates in Spring.<br />
| —
|- style="background: #" align="center"
|}
|}
(*) voided due to Dragongate
[[Category:Official team rosters|mlp]]

Latest revision as of 02:49, 22 May 2024

Prenotes

  • The /mlp/ roster is and will always be free of name- and tripfaggotry.
  • Check the /mlp/ main page for up-to-date player positions.
  • Goals do not include invitationals.

Current Squad

Medal Players

Name Number Image Face Description Goals Scored
>rape 34 Rape.png rape_face.png Hey /mlp/ what's yo- >rape Roll for your wa- >rape MLP General Rainbow Dash Edi- >rape Want to make a topic on /mlp/ without rape? Too fucking bad. >rape will always find you. There are no brakes on the >rape train. 148
Best Pony Captain 1 Applejack.png Best_Pony.png It's Twilight. Ugh, no it's Fluttershy. Haha, what the fuck? Clearly Rainbow Dash is best pony. Classless fools, Rarity is superior pone. >2012 >not knowing Pinkie Pie is best poni Don't you all know? It's Applejack! Well, whenever somebody declares "Best Pony", the anons of /mlp/ will pop up and disagree with them. 84
Princess Twilight 9 AlicornTwilight.png PunishedTwi.png Heralded by many as the saviour of the show, and by many others as the final nail in the coffin of Friendship is Magic, the controversially crowned Princess Sparkle has taken to the field to prove to the anons of /mlp/ that the show has not jumped so far over the shark that it has entered orbit. 46
I Want To Cum Inside Rainbow Dash 7 Iwanttocuminrainbowdash.png IWTCIRD.png I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash. Don't you, anon? 4

Goalkeepers

Name Number Image Face Description Goals Scored
Derpy Hooves 13 DerpyHooves.png Derpy.png After being practically cut from the show, Derpy Hooves became the prized goalie of /mlp/ who can block all kicks no matter how impossible it seems, earning her the title SAFEST HOOVES. This star player will not be stepping down anytime soon. 1
Jackie Chan Tulpa 22 JackieChan.jpg jct14.png "Guys I made a Twilight Sparkle tulpa but it won't let me talk to girls and it made the rest of the mane six as tulpas and they rape me and want me to make more pony tulpas wat do?" Besides kill yourself? Make a goddamned Jackie Chan Tulpa and have him beat up the pony tulpas. Jackie's always got your back. OOOOOOONNNE MORE THING: TULPAS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY. GOODNIGHT. 0

Outfield Players

Name Number Image Face Description Goals Scored
HI ANON! 17 hi anon.png Hi_anon_face.png "HI ANON, I KICKED THE BALL TO THE KEEPER. Sorry for being like this..."

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Tracy 8 Tracy Tracy_face.png "Name my pony and make her cutie mark." "Fluttershy" "Her name can be Tracy because you traced her from Fluttershy." Named within the first two posts and given a Nicholas Cage cutie mark with trips, Tracy has returned to her original position this season as Goalkeeper. 33
Faust 6 Dabfaust.jpg Faust.png The creator, the beginning, the woman behind the creation of My Little Pony's reboot. Faust is leading the /mlp/ football team with hopes for a championship so that something good may come out of the fanbase. 2
Horsefucker 3 Horsefucker.png Horsefucker_face.png The neckbeard that surfs /mlp/, also known for fucking ponies, is finally getting off his wheelie chair to play some good old-fashioned football. 1
Lyra Plushie 11 Lyraplushie.png Lyra.png Oh that's a good quality Lyra plushie...wait...what goes in he-OH SWEET MERCILESS FUCK. MAKE SURE MOM NEVER SEES THIS. 1
>no hooves 5 No hooves winter.png No hooves winter face.png I mean, how can you get off to that? She doesn't even have any hooves you sick fucks. 0
Only On The Hub 20 onlyonthehub.png Dan.png Too mad to die. 0
Crotchtits 4 Crotchtits Censored_crotchtits.png Do you like technicolor ponies? What of anatomically correct animation? Well, if you need to slap your dick to something, check out the coolest new fad to hit a computer monitor near you. It's crotchtits! How could you not enjoy those supple milk balloons? Be sure to look at the distinctive sway out on the field, distracting all the kissless virgins. 0
Thanks M.A. Larson! 2 Thanks M.A. Larson! Larson.png We trusted you Larson. We wanted to believe that you could pull off Twilicorn, that everything would be ok. Sadly putting that exact line into the script several times wasn't subtle or convincing enough. To make things up, he retired from the show so he can focus on his football career. 0
Wow! Glimmer 19 Wow glimmer.png equalireeeeeeeeeeeee.png Today on My Little Pony, a day in the life of Celes- Wow! Glimmer. Rarity and Twilight learn a lesson when- Wow! Glimmer. Sunset Shimmer, we need- Wow! Glimmer. SCREW YOU VARDY, GO FUCK- Wow! Glimmer. 1
Kirin Beer 40 KirinBeer.png TiltsHead face.png (It's piss) 0
Verity 46 Verity.png Verity face.png 'A true principal or belief, especially of fundamental importance' 0
Choose Your Own Autism 33 Anonfilly_face.png CYOAanonfilly.png >catalog >ctrl-f >"CYOA" >42 results 0
Hoofy Kicks 52 Hoofykicks.gif 0
Numget 21 Numget.jpg MA! THERE'S A WEIRD FUCKIN' STRAY CAT OUTSIDE! 1
Boop 47 Boop.PNG Boop face.png BOOP BROUGHT BACK, AGAIN. 0
Anyway, Come To Mare Fair 27 Marefair.jpg 0

Retired Players

Name Image Description Goals Scored
Bananas bananas mlp.jpg "Accidently" sent to the moon. 0
Pure Pony Pleasure PurePonyPleasure.jpg Vanished after spending time with Horsefucker 0
Nathan Nathan.jpg Arrested after a police raid on his house. He is now facing trial for possession of enormous amounts of zoophilic porn, which he claims was on an external hard drive 'borrowed from Horsefucker'. The trail continues. 0
Seaty Belt SeatyBelt.png Following the scandalous discovery by tabloid media that Seaty Belt had yet to receive her Cutie Mark, she disappeared from the public eye. Rumors abound that she underwent severe reconstructive surgery to avoid rabid paparazzi. Taco Belle signed soon after, who insisted she was of no relation to the former. 0
Applerape Apple.jpg Decided to also retire and return to his apple farm in the Ozarks. Later arrested on 37 accounts of rape. 0
Lifeboat Lifeboat.jpg Tragically lost at sea attempting to row back to /co/. 0
Terry Terry.jpg No time to Terry here. Auf Wiedersehen, mein Stutfohlen. 0
>fanfiction Fanfiction.png Cut after not showing as much promise as his older brother, Clopfic. 0
Ableist Ponies AbleistPonies.jpg Too offensive to participate in the 4chan league. 0
SmileSmileSmile Smile3.png Became very repetitive over her career. Let go for wanting the goalhorn to be dedicated to her. 0
Taco Belle Taco.png Retired after being found out about her surgery. 0
Futashy Futashy.jpg Released after her giant dick got in the way of everything. 0
King Zebra Kingzebra.jpg Cut for being a filthy zebra. 0
Pony Semen Ponysemen.jpg HORSEFUCKER CLAIMS ANOTHER. 0
CONTROVERSIAL CONTROVERSIAL.png VERY DISTURBED. 0
Clopfic Clopfic3.png Cut for being too edgy. 0
Fluffy Pone Fluffypone2.png Found murdered to death after the team was relegated in Winter 2013. Another one was kidnapped somewhere between summer and autumn of 2014 to be used as a ball for the 4CC. 0
Tom Dan TomDan.png Retired from the squad after deciding he was too cool for us. 0
Marshmellow Butthole Marshmellowbutthole.jpg Last seen visiting Mandopony's house - never seen again. 0
Molestia Molestia.png Taking a short 'break' from the squad to deal with the multiple accusations of rape leveled at her. 0
Black Twilight BlackTwi.png Retired from the squad after receiving a role in the movie 'Equestria Girls'. Said to fight for social justice on tumblr now. 0
Spaghetticon Spaghetticon.png Benched for dropping the ball and his spaghetti in the /m/ match in Winter 2013. Sacked after being out shined by his fellow teammates in Spring 2013. 0
Cease & Desist Ceaseanddesist.png Taken off the team after management received a letter whose contents cannot be further disclosed. 0
IDontGetTheAppeal IDontGetTheAppeal.png I still don't get it. 0
Muh Job Muh_Job.jpg Sacked for viewing prohibited content on the job. 0
Liquid Pride Liquid Pride Sacked after it became clear there is no pride whatsoever in watching a show for little girls. 0
Hate and Penetrate Hate_and_pen.png Sacked after failing to properly penetrate the opponent's defense too many times. 0
Twilicane Twilicane.png Sacked after it was found out canes can't actually play football. 0
I Culminated culminated.png Got stuck between a rock and a hard place. 0
DYEWTS Dyewts.jpg Actually watched the show, didn't like it and left. 0
Tara Strong TStrong.jpg Sacked after buying another pair of high heels instead of football boots with club money. 1
Baconhair baconhair.png Preferred to make threads about herself on random Internet imageboards too much than spend her time training on the pitch. 0
Autism in Equestria Anoninequestria.png Disappeared to Equestria for good after Cadance joined the team and couldn't stop annoying him. 0
Cockblock Trixie trixie.png Left after she found out Twilight Sparkle would always steal the spotlight from her no matter what she did. 0
Existential Gummy Gummy.jpg What was winning? Was it nothing more than the endless search for a star? And what was a star but a constant reminder that we were all only one crazy Texan away from rigging? And what of the poor gator? Logo no longer starless, destined to an existential swim down the river of memes to... an unknowable destiny? 0
Bomb Ass Tea BAT.jpg Since Cadance became pregnant, they decided that it's better for the baby if Shining stays at home. 0
Panda Ring PandaRing.jpg Spent again too much time pandering to the fans and too little playing football, again. 0
Don't Believe Her Lies Lies.jpg Can't make it to Cups anymore since she's too busy working on My Little Pony: The Movie. But don't worry, she'll come back for Season 7 after the movie. There will be a seventh season, right? 0
Didn't Listen Did not listen Got kicked out for not listening to the managers' instructions. 0
The Hiatus hiatus.jpg An heroed when the hiatus became too much for her. 0
Rainbomination Rainbomination.png Her broken anatomy got in the way of her divegrass career. 0
Who Is This Pink Dog Pink_dog.gif We still have no idea. 0
Razzle Dazzle Image:razzledazzle.png Cancelled her contract to star in a Manehattan revival of Equus. 1
Suicide Trixie My hooves are dangling off the edge.png Finally convinced to climb out of the cannon by her BEST FRIEND. 0
Cheerileeder Cheerileeder.png The semester started, so she's back to grading papers. 0
Fuck Your Marker FYM.jpg Gunned down trying to jump the border back to /co/. 0
Best Friends Best friends.png Repeatedly cited for illegal overnight wagon parking and loitering near the stadium. 0
Hasbro Internet Security HasbroInternetSecurity.png Server wiped. Someone still get Meghan her napkins, please. 0
>everycreature Everycreature.png Accepted a high paying consultant position with ACME labs. 0
Fizzlepop Berrytwist Fizzlepop_Berrytwist.png Going back to friendship night school for her degree. 0
Cheeselegs Cheeselegs.png Really ded this time. 1*
Friendship Was Magic FWM.png Did you know you were my very best friends? [book closes]. 0
Golly Loli Golly.png Minor sacking. 0
Faggot Deer King thorax.png Every fucking game. Every single fucking game this faggot just sat there and gave me this stupid look on his face. 0
Lets Kill Applejack NuApplejack.png Press F to Pay Respects. 0
Chad Spike Chad spike.jpeg “Why yes, I did play for /mlp/. How could you tell?” 0
Fucking Dead Fucking dead.png That statue is probably at the bottom of Horseshoe Bay by now. 0
So Sad (not really) So sad not really.png Sacked due to lack of support for Princess Twilight. 0
Miss /mlp/ Miss mlp.png Retired to tend her prized apple orchards. 0
^:) cheekyponyface o(\ (:^ 0
It's Already Shit Moe RI.jpg It's still shit. 0
Space Pony Space pony.png See you space pony... 0
Athena Athena.png 0
Mare Stare Marestare.png 0
wA.I.fu PPP.png 404 Player not found 0
Supercharged Supercharged.png 0
Sergeant Reckless SergeantReckless.jpg 0
Dyx Dyx.png Still better than Nyx. 0
Nyx Nyx.png 0
Terri Softmare Terrisoftmare.png 0
The Burdened The Burdened He tried to carry our sins again. Now we carry him in our hearts. 0
>belongs on /v/ Tfh logo.png Ded game. 1
Post My OC Fillies Postmyocfillies.gif The future looks bleak. 0

(*) voided due to Dragongate