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==Goalkeepers==
==Goalkeepers==


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|align="center"|{{Position|GK}}
|align="center"|{{Position|GK}}
|align="center"|'''Commissar Makarov'''
|align="center"|'''Commissar Makarov'''
|align="center"|[[File:Makarov.jpg|200x200px]]
|align="center"|[[File:Makarov.png|200x200px]]
|style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;"|{{greentext|"Do your duty for the motherland!"}}
|style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;"|{{greentext|"Do your duty for the motherland!"}}


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|width=100px align="center"| '''Squats and Oats'''
|width=100px align="center"| '''Squats and Oats'''
|width="10%" align="center"|[[File:Oats.png|200x200px]]
|width="10%" align="center"|[[File:Oats.png|200x200px]]
|style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;"
|style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;"|


Squats and oats part of this balanced slav breakfast along with some kvass. OTs-12 or Oats is a fairly common 3 star in game with some good tiles for your smgs and she's just plain cute. How could you go wrong?
Squats and oats part of this balanced slav breakfast along with some kvass. OTs-12 or Oats is a fairly common 3 star in game with some good tiles for your smgs and she's just plain cute. How could you go wrong?
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|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|'''Lord of War'''
|align="center"|'''Lord of War'''
|align="center"|[[File:Cheeki Breeki.jpg|200x200px]]
|align="center"|[[File:ak47 squat.png|200x200px]]
|style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;"| {{greentext|"CHEEKI BREEKI!"}}
|style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;"| {{greentext|"CHEEKI BREEKI!"}}


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Back text: BLYAT
Back text: BLYAT
|align="center"|[[File:-lord of war.png|200x200px]]
|align="center"|[[File:-lord of war.png|200x200px]]
|width="30%" align="center"|[[File:lord of war pess.png|350x350px]]
|width="30%" align="center"|[[File:lord of war pes.png|350x350px]]


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Blyat recently had to look into contracted help from RMB-93,an old soviet shotgun that will make you pay for everything.Considering the most expensive thing to roll in game you probably wont be too thrilled to get her considering she's a 3* shotgun and type97,which you get free after 10 rolls is better. That is unless you're one who wants to negotiate for touching those sweater puppies.  
/Blyat/ recently had to look into contracted help from RMB-93,an old soviet shotgun that will make you pay for everything.Considering shotguns are  the most expensive thing to roll in game you probably wont be too thrilled to get her from your heavy production considering she's a 3* shotgun and type97,which you get free after 10 HP rolls is better. That is unless you're one who wants to negotiate for touching those sweater puppies.  






Back Text: Not in the terms
Back Text: Not in the terms
|width="10%" align="center"| [[File:rmb-93.png|200x200px]]
|width="10%" align="center"| [[File:rmb-93 in game.png|200x200px]]
|width="30%" align="center"|[[File:rmb in pes.png|350x350px]]
|width="30%" align="center"|[[File:rmb in pes.png|350x350px]]


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Back Text: COLON
Back Text: XMAS DORK
|width="10%" align="center"|[[File:-xmas svd.png|200x200px]]
|width="10%" align="center"|[[File:-xmas svd.png|200x200px]]
|width="30%" align="center"|[[File:svd pes.png|350x350px]]
|width="30%" align="center"|[[File:svd pes.png|350x350px]]
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|width=40px align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|width=40px align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|width=100px align="center"|'''Cute Krinkov'''
|width=100px align="center"|'''Cute Krinkov'''
|width="10%" align="center"|[[aks-74u|200x200px]]
|width="10%" align="center"|[[File:aks 74u.png|200x200px]]
|style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;"|  
|style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;"|  


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|width="10%" align="center"|[[File:-KLIN.png|200x200px]]
|width="10%" align="center"|[[File:-KLIN.png|200x200px]]
|width="30%" align="center"|[[File:KLIN pes.png|350x350px]]
|width="30%" align="center"|[[File:KLIN pes.png|350x350px]]
|}
==Midfielders==
{|{{Prettytable}} cellpadding="2"
|-bgcolor="dbe5f1"
|width=22px align="center"|'''No.'''
|width=40px align="center"|'''Pos.'''
|width=100px align="center"|'''Name'''
|width="10%" align="center"|'''Art'''
|style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;"|'''Description'''
|width="10%" align="center"|'''Official Art'''
|width="10%" align="center"|'''In-PES Character Model'''
|-bgcolor="c3d69b"
|width=22px align="center"|1
|width=40px align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
|width=100px align="center"|'''Scuba Loli'''
|width="10%" align="center"|[[File:Scuba loli.png|200x200px]]
|style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;"|Dive!Dive!
SPP-1 is an interesting weapon as she was designed to be for underwater missions for soviet frogman which used a round-based 4.5 millimetres (0.18 in) caliber steel dart about 115 millimetres (4.5 in) long. In game she has a different use,lowering the evasion of enemy units which oddly enough comes in very handy when dealing with high evasion at night since night heavily reduces accuracy,mostly the best for dealing with night scouts or as they are nicknamed floatybois.
Back Text: FUCK FLOATYBOIS
|width="10%" align="center"|[[File:-spp1.png|200x200px]]
|width="30%" align="center"|[[File:spp pes.png|350x350px]]
|-bgcolor=
|width=22px align="center"| 41
|width=40px align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
|width=100px align="center"| '''Mecha Papasha'''
|width="10%" align="center"|[[File:Mecha Papasha.jpg|200x200px]]
|style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;"| {{greentext|"THE SHIKIKAN PROTECTS"}}
One of the /gfg/ main team players but as one of best icons for soviet guns she couldnt help but ask to join her countrymen in glorious divegrass battle in the name of the Mother Russia!
It's a joke on the CN server that whenever the game goes down, it's Papasha's fault. Whether it's because she freaked out and shot up the server room after a cat jumped on her, or because she blundered around with her mech and smashed everything, it is ALWAYS Papasha's fault. Hell, there was one time an undersea cable got taken out and people immediately declared that Papasha had evolved into an aquatic tech-destroying form, the Papashark.
In any case, Papasha's power loader is always seen installing any upgrades the player orders for his Data Room, Rescue Station or whatnot. Heaven only knows how she manages not to wreck everything in the process. It is also a mystery why exactly she needs said power loader to install the upgrades (T-dolls are strong enough to break human arms by accident and carry gigantic resource crates by themselves) and why only she can operate it. The answer, in all likelihood, will forever remain {{tt|unknown. |eh, it's probably something to do with Collapse Fluid.}}
Conclusion: In the grim darkness of Girl's Frontline there is only Papasha.
Back text: {{tt|YPAAAAAAAAAAAAA|Not like you'll see this anyway}}
|width="10%" align="center"| [[File:PPsh41.png|200x200px]]
|width="30%" align="center"|[[File:MECHA PAPASHA 2.png|350x350px]]
|-bgcolor=
|width=22px align="center"|99
|width=40px align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
|width=100px align="center"|'''Deathalice'''
|width="10%" align="center"|[[File:deathalice.png|200x200px]]
|style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;"| {{greentext|Deathalice}}
The AEK-999 'Barsook' (Badger) was made as an update to the old PKM. In game it's sadly a lackluster MG because of how long her skills intital cooldown is.However if you're an artist named >deathalice this is the greatest t-doll ever to be created and you wanted to be dicked by it. The artist's obsession with her now looms over aek-999 in /gfg/ like a dark cloud.
Back Text: That's a penis
|width="10%" align="center"|[[File:-aek999.png|200x200px]]
|width="30%" align="center"|[[File:aek999 pes.png|350x350px]]
|-bgcolor= "A57164"
|width=22px align="center"| 3
|width=40px align="center"|{{Position|LMF}}
|width=100px align="center"| '''A FUCKING SHRIMP'''
|width="10%" align="center"|[[File:A FUCKING SHRIMP.png|200x200px]]
|style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;"|{{greentext|Can you believe it?A FUCKING SHRIMP!!!}}
A FUCKING SHRIMP with a rabbit hat. SR-3mp much like Krinkov and G36C in that they classified her as an smg in game despite being an assault rifle irl and even in game she plays like an assault rifle (Her skill is a damage multipler like most ar just a way higher multiplier). The gun abbreviation lead to her being nicknamed shrimp in the thread which of course had lead to literal shrimps having her hat on.
Back Text: Prawn
|width="10%" align="center"| [[File:sr3mp.png|200x200px]]
|width="30%" align="center"|[[File:A FUCKING SHRIMP pes.png|350x350px]]
|-bgcolor="A57164"
|width=22px align="center"| 69
|width=40px align="center"|{{Position|RMF}}
|width=100px align="center"| '''Choco Rapist'''
|width="10%" align="center"|[[File:choco rapist.png|200x200px]]
|style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;"|  {{greentext| "Like hell it is you god damn yurinigger!"}}
Girls Frontline doesnt have alot of yuri shit in game(inb4 gay slavs),but if there is one yuri shit,it's Saiga-12. One of the most expensive units to roll for as a shotgun, who wants to ogle and grope cute girls. Let's face it she probably keeps a porn stash of your girls under her dorm bed.
Conclusion: Hide your waifu,she's gonna get em!
Back text: YURINIGGER
|width="10%" align="center"|  [[File:saiga.png|200x200px]]
|width="30%" align="center"|[[File:saiga pes.png|350x350px]]
|-bgcolor=
|width=22px align="center"|28
|width=40px align="center"|{{Position|RMF}}
|width=100px align="center"|'''MOUNTED'''
|width="10%" align="center"|[[File:MOUNTED.png|200x200px]]
|style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;"|
LMG MOUNTED AND LOADED!. DP-28 is a very common unit in Girls Frontline and sadly very forgettable. Her meme value actually comes thanks to Lord Tachanka from rainbow 6 siege.
back Text: AND LOADED
|width="10%" align="center"|[[File:-dp28.png|200x200px]]
|width="30%" align="center"|[[File:dp28 pes.png|350x350px]]
|-bgcolor=
|width=22px align="center"|38
|width=40px align="center"|{{Position|RMF}}
|width=100px align="center"|'''Literally Who?'''
|width="10%" align="center"|[[File:svt.png|200x200px]]
|style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;"|
Who is this? Well it's SVT-38 and that's all you really need to know. 2 star and a bad one used to enhance your other dolls.
Back Text: fodder
|width="10%" align="center"|[[File:-svt38.png|200x200px]]
|width="30%" align="center"|[[File:-svt38 pes 2.png|350x350px]]
|-bgcolor="bfbfbf"
|width=22px align="center"|91
|width=40px align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|width=100px align="center"|'''Night Rapist'''
|width="10%" align="center"|[[File:night rapist.png|200x200px]]
|style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;"|
The night rapist(9a91) comes! 9A91 in game fills the roll of a night dps. Basically meaning she's weak during the day but strong during the night,especially with her event equip. Some of her dialogue log lines and the fact she's a night AR have inspired the thread to call her a night rapist that goes full moon once the moon comes out. Better lock the door! or don't!
Back text: RIPPELVIS
|width="10%" align="center"|[[File:-9a91.png|200x200px]]
|width="30%" align="center"|[[File:9a91 pes.png|350x350px]]
|-bgcolor="c3d69b"
|width=22px align="center"|54
|width=40px align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|width=100px align="center"|'''MG Womanlet'''
|width="10%" align="center"|[[File:MG womanlet.png|200x200px]]
|style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;"|
The PKP "Pecheneg" is the other modern slav machine gun with the AEK-999. However with 1 major differences. She's arguable the best MG in the game where as AEK is fairly weak. She is although like AEK a massive womanlet(according to AEK's artist AEK is only 130cm tall). One of her costume stories also shows she has a massive appetite,mostly for candy apples though but considering she's a slav the candy coating probably has vodka in it.
Back Text: CANDY APPLES
|width="10%" align="center"|[[File:-pkp in game.png|200x200px]]
|width="30%" align="center"|[[File:pkp in pes.png|350x350px]]
|-bgcolor=
|width=22px align="center"|14
|width=40px align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|width=100px align="center"|'''OH NONONONO'''
|width="10%" align="center"|[[File:OH NONO.gif|200x200px]]
|style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;"|{{greentext|Server's shutting down tommorow!}}
OTs-14 fills the same roll as 9A-91 as a night dps but unlike 9A91 can be used during day much more effectively. OTs-14(groza) is the poster child for all doomposting on /gfg/ and also has the hoxy stamp as she is event exclusive.
Back Text: FINISHED
|width="10%" align="center"|[[File:-ots14.png|200x200px]]
|width="30%" align="center"|[[File:groza pes.png|350x350px]]
|-bgcolor=
|width=22px align="center"| 95
|width=40px align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|width=100px align="center"| '''Babushka'''
|width="10%" align="center"| [[File:YOU_MUST_EAT.png|200x200px]]
|style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;"| {{greentext|"That's right dear, eat it all up."}}
Like Papasha,Babushka couldn't skip the idea of playing divegrass with her countrymen. Probably to make sure they were getting enoguh to eat.
Despite looking like a loli, {{tt|Babushka| vodkaspeak for Grandma}} talks like she was some hag, and given that she was first manufactured in 1895, there's a pretty good reason why she's got her nickname. Naturally the fanbase has also attributed all the qualities of a Russian grandmother to her, such as stuffing her descendants full of food to show her love. While she's a womanlet, she doesn't have height issues and in fact questions MP5's obsession with drinking {{tt|milk|Shikikan's milk might be more effective}} to grow taller.
FUN FACT: Babushka is not as old as she prides herself on being - the oldest gun in the game is Colt SAA (manufactured in 1873), followed by the {{tt|Winchester M1887|Arnie's gun from Terminator 2}} (1887) and then Babushka's own big sister, Mosin-Nagant (manufactured in 1891).
Conclusion: Please Babushka, I can't eat any more.
Back Text: GRANDMAMA
|width="10%" align="center"| [[File:M1895.png|200x200px]]
|width="30%" align="center"|[[File:Babushka blyat uniform.png|350x350px]]
|-bgcolor=
|width=22px align="center"|73
|width=40px align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|width=100px align="center"|'''FUCK DREAMER'''
|width="10%" align="center"|[[File:FUCK DREAMER.jpg|200x200px]]
|style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;"|
The PSM (Pistolet Samozaryadny Malogabaritny, Russian for "compact self-loading pistol") was designed by the Tula Design Bureau in 1969 as a self-defense firearm for law enforcement and military officers of the USSR. The pistol entered production at the Izhevsk Mechanical Plant in 1973. Being the only way to get her is from boss drop is annoying enough to acquire PSM. Being that it's fighting Dreamer, the chapter 7 boss where your units can get potshot to death before you even start fighting her brings many to a frothing rage.
Back Text: DREAMER A SHIT
|width="10%" align="center"|[[File:-PSM.png|200x200px]]
|width="30%" align="center"|[[File:PSM PES.png|350x350px]]
|-bgcolor=
|width=22px align="center"|91
|width=40px align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|width=100px align="center"|'''Moist Nugget'''
|width="10%" align="center"|[[File:Mosina.jpg|200x200px]]
|style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;"|
You can't have a slavic themed team of gun girls without having the good ol' Mosin Nagant on your team. That's how you get sent to gulag.
Back Text: BEST THIGHS
|width="10%" align="center"|[[File:-mosina in game.png|200x200px]]
|width="30%" align="center"|[[File:mosina pes.png|350x350px]]
|}
==Forwards==
{|{{Prettytable}} cellpadding="2"
|-bgcolor="dbe5f1"
|width=22px align="center"|'''No.'''
|width=40px align="center"|'''Pos.'''
|width=100px align="center"|'''Name'''
|width="10%" align="center"|'''Art'''
|style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;"|'''Description'''
|width="10%" align="center"|'''Official Art'''
|width="10%" align="center"|'''In-PES Character Model'''
|-bgcolor="bfbfbf"
|width=22px align="center"|60
|width=40px align="center"|{{Position|SS}}
|width=100px align="center"| '''Smug Gay Slav'''
|width="10%" align="center"|[[File:ak12.png|200x200px]]
|style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;"|
Ak-12(GRAU designation 7P60) is half of the gay slavs of team defy with an94(something about an94 being programmed solely to protect ak12).In the game's story she leads team defy but decided to let an94 lead to teach her to have{{greentext|>fun}}. AK-12 also seems to have a thing where opening her eyes increases her combat output at the cost of other processes being hindered. Being a proper military grade doll(most of the ones G&K get were civilan models),she is eager to succeed in the mission of winning at divegrass while helping an94 be slightly less autistic like in her summer costume story.
Back Text: EYES OPEN
|width="10%" align="center"|[[File:-AK12.png|200x200px]]
|width="30%" align="center"|[[File:AK12 PES.png|350x350px]]
|-bgcolor="edda74"
|width=22px align="center"|94
|width=40px align="center"|{{Position|CF}}
|width=100px align="center"|'''Autistic Gay Slav'''
|width="10%" align="center"|[[File:an94.png|200x200px]]
|style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;"|
AN94,the slavic space magic rifle and second half of team defy with AK-12. Like AK-12,she is military standard but unlike AK-12 she is extremly autistic with others. In one of her costume stories she shows up to a beach party in full kit wetsuit and even says "what is fun?". That said this autism has made her into a quite lovable dork.This autism does also make her very efficient in combat as she is one of the only AR able to beat g11. Time to turn that efficency autism into goals!
Back Text: DORK
|width="10%" align="center"|[[File:-an94 ingame.png|200x200px]]
|width="30%" align="center"|[[File:an94 pes.png|350x350px]]
[[Category:Unofficial team rosters]]

Latest revision as of 04:21, 6 June 2019

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Goalkeepers

No. Pos. Name Art Description Official Art In-PES Character Model
51
  GK
Commissar Makarov Makarov.png >"Do your duty for the motherland!"

/Blyat/'s Goalkeeper in charge of keeping her fellow players in line by sending failed defenders to the gulag. One of the most iconic russian firearms along with the ak-47,Makarov is one the only tank handguns in Girls Frontline,the other being a welrod. She also has an extremeley fluffy hat and coat.

Back text: Fluffy

-blyat-gk.png Commissar Makarov in pes2.png

Defenders

No. Pos. Name Art Description Official Art In-PES Character Model
12
  CB
Squats and Oats Oats.png

Squats and oats part of this balanced slav breakfast along with some kvass. OTs-12 or Oats is a fairly common 3 star in game with some good tiles for your smgs and she's just plain cute. How could you go wrong?


Back Text: Oats Stronk

Ots12.png Oats in pes.png
1
  CB
Lord of War Ak47 squat.png >"CHEEKI BREEKI!"

Ak-47,arguably the most well known firearm in the entire world used in all sort of conflicts the world over and inspiring the long running ak series. And yet in game she is one of the worst assault rifle dolls due to horrible tiles that not even an event exclusive equip could save her. Seriously a chinese knockoff AK is better than her in game(type 56-1 4 star while AK-47 is 3 star).

Back text: BLYAT

-lord of war.png Lord of war pes.png
43
  CB
Chernobyl Cutie Chernobyl cutie.png >Why does she have 6 fingers?

PPS-43 is the little sister of papasha(ppsh-41). In game for a 3* star she is useful as an offtank since she is a grenade smg and oddly enough those are a hard resource to come by in girls frontline. In her offical art she looks like she has six fingers and judging by the fact it's a soviet era gun you can probably assume it's because of too much time in pripyat.


Back Text: six fingers

-pps-43.png Pps pes.png
93
  CB
Contracted Rmb-93.png

/Blyat/ recently had to look into contracted help from RMB-93,an old soviet shotgun that will make you pay for everything.Considering shotguns are the most expensive thing to roll in game you probably wont be too thrilled to get her from your heavy production considering she's a 3* shotgun and type97,which you get free after 10 HP rolls is better. That is unless you're one who wants to negotiate for touching those sweater puppies.


Back Text: Not in the terms

Rmb-93 in game.png Rmb in pes.png


62
  CB
Smug Slav Sniper Smug svd.png

Why are so many slav guns so smug? Another recognizable slav gun is the good old Dragunov or SVD. Carrying around her massive guncase she is one of the best rifles you can have in game as a 4*,only beaten by some 5* rifles. Also her christmas costume turns her into a dork tripping over the case,but she looks extremely cute in it so it's ok


Back Text: XMAS DORK

-xmas svd.png Svd pes.png
74
  CB
Cute Krinkov Aks 74u.png

The aks-74u or Krinkov is another fairly recognizable slavshit gun. Though for some reason even though she uses rifle rounds,she's classified as an SMG in game much like g36c. She's also a pain to get due to her being tree hoxy(continuum turbulence event only reward).

Back Text: CHEEKI BREEKI

-Krinkov.png 1 krinkov pes.png
77
  CB
Go Directly to Jail -KLIN blyat.jpg

PP-9 "KLIN" (ПП-9 "Клин") is a variant of PP-91 KEDR that is modified to fire a more powerful cartridge. Design of the KEDR dates back to 1970s from Yevgeny Dragunov, the same man who designed the SVD sniper rifle, the PP-91 variant KLIN was produced from 1996 to 2002 but it's exact development dates are unknown. Much like PPS-43 she fills the same roll but uses a molotov instead of a grenade. KLIN also is an event exclusive like krinkov but from deep dive and extensive usage of her will probably put you on some watchlists and may lead to the commissar escorting you to the gulag


Back Text: DEEP DIVE

-KLIN.png KLIN pes.png

Midfielders

No. Pos. Name Art Description Official Art In-PES Character Model
1
  DMF
Scuba Loli Scuba loli.png Dive!Dive!

SPP-1 is an interesting weapon as she was designed to be for underwater missions for soviet frogman which used a round-based 4.5 millimetres (0.18 in) caliber steel dart about 115 millimetres (4.5 in) long. In game she has a different use,lowering the evasion of enemy units which oddly enough comes in very handy when dealing with high evasion at night since night heavily reduces accuracy,mostly the best for dealing with night scouts or as they are nicknamed floatybois.


Back Text: FUCK FLOATYBOIS

-spp1.png Spp pes.png
41
  DMF
Mecha Papasha Mecha Papasha.jpg >"THE SHIKIKAN PROTECTS"

One of the /gfg/ main team players but as one of best icons for soviet guns she couldnt help but ask to join her countrymen in glorious divegrass battle in the name of the Mother Russia!


It's a joke on the CN server that whenever the game goes down, it's Papasha's fault. Whether it's because she freaked out and shot up the server room after a cat jumped on her, or because she blundered around with her mech and smashed everything, it is ALWAYS Papasha's fault. Hell, there was one time an undersea cable got taken out and people immediately declared that Papasha had evolved into an aquatic tech-destroying form, the Papashark.

In any case, Papasha's power loader is always seen installing any upgrades the player orders for his Data Room, Rescue Station or whatnot. Heaven only knows how she manages not to wreck everything in the process. It is also a mystery why exactly she needs said power loader to install the upgrades (T-dolls are strong enough to break human arms by accident and carry gigantic resource crates by themselves) and why only she can operate it. The answer, in all likelihood, will forever remain unknown.


Conclusion: In the grim darkness of Girl's Frontline there is only Papasha.

Back text: YPAAAAAAAAAAAAA

PPsh41.png MECHA PAPASHA 2.png
99
  DMF
Deathalice Deathalice.png >Deathalice

The AEK-999 'Barsook' (Badger) was made as an update to the old PKM. In game it's sadly a lackluster MG because of how long her skills intital cooldown is.However if you're an artist named >deathalice this is the greatest t-doll ever to be created and you wanted to be dicked by it. The artist's obsession with her now looms over aek-999 in /gfg/ like a dark cloud.


Back Text: That's a penis

-aek999.png Aek999 pes.png
3
  LMF
A FUCKING SHRIMP A FUCKING SHRIMP.png >Can you believe it?A FUCKING SHRIMP!!!

A FUCKING SHRIMP with a rabbit hat. SR-3mp much like Krinkov and G36C in that they classified her as an smg in game despite being an assault rifle irl and even in game she plays like an assault rifle (Her skill is a damage multipler like most ar just a way higher multiplier). The gun abbreviation lead to her being nicknamed shrimp in the thread which of course had lead to literal shrimps having her hat on.

Back Text: Prawn

Sr3mp.png A FUCKING SHRIMP pes.png
69
  RMF
Choco Rapist Choco rapist.png > "Like hell it is you god damn yurinigger!"

Girls Frontline doesnt have alot of yuri shit in game(inb4 gay slavs),but if there is one yuri shit,it's Saiga-12. One of the most expensive units to roll for as a shotgun, who wants to ogle and grope cute girls. Let's face it she probably keeps a porn stash of your girls under her dorm bed.

Conclusion: Hide your waifu,she's gonna get em!

Back text: YURINIGGER

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28
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MOUNTED MOUNTED.png

LMG MOUNTED AND LOADED!. DP-28 is a very common unit in Girls Frontline and sadly very forgettable. Her meme value actually comes thanks to Lord Tachanka from rainbow 6 siege.


back Text: AND LOADED

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38
  RMF
Literally Who? Svt.png

Who is this? Well it's SVT-38 and that's all you really need to know. 2 star and a bad one used to enhance your other dolls.


Back Text: fodder

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91
  CMF
Night Rapist Night rapist.png

The night rapist(9a91) comes! 9A91 in game fills the roll of a night dps. Basically meaning she's weak during the day but strong during the night,especially with her event equip. Some of her dialogue log lines and the fact she's a night AR have inspired the thread to call her a night rapist that goes full moon once the moon comes out. Better lock the door! or don't!


Back text: RIPPELVIS

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54
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MG Womanlet MG womanlet.png

The PKP "Pecheneg" is the other modern slav machine gun with the AEK-999. However with 1 major differences. She's arguable the best MG in the game where as AEK is fairly weak. She is although like AEK a massive womanlet(according to AEK's artist AEK is only 130cm tall). One of her costume stories also shows she has a massive appetite,mostly for candy apples though but considering she's a slav the candy coating probably has vodka in it.

Back Text: CANDY APPLES

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OH NONONONO OH NONO.gif >Server's shutting down tommorow!

OTs-14 fills the same roll as 9A-91 as a night dps but unlike 9A91 can be used during day much more effectively. OTs-14(groza) is the poster child for all doomposting on /gfg/ and also has the hoxy stamp as she is event exclusive.

Back Text: FINISHED

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95
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Babushka YOU MUST EAT.png >"That's right dear, eat it all up."

Like Papasha,Babushka couldn't skip the idea of playing divegrass with her countrymen. Probably to make sure they were getting enoguh to eat.

Despite looking like a loli, Babushka talks like she was some hag, and given that she was first manufactured in 1895, there's a pretty good reason why she's got her nickname. Naturally the fanbase has also attributed all the qualities of a Russian grandmother to her, such as stuffing her descendants full of food to show her love. While she's a womanlet, she doesn't have height issues and in fact questions MP5's obsession with drinking milk to grow taller.

FUN FACT: Babushka is not as old as she prides herself on being - the oldest gun in the game is Colt SAA (manufactured in 1873), followed by the Winchester M1887 (1887) and then Babushka's own big sister, Mosin-Nagant (manufactured in 1891).

Conclusion: Please Babushka, I can't eat any more.

Back Text: GRANDMAMA

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FUCK DREAMER FUCK DREAMER.jpg

The PSM (Pistolet Samozaryadny Malogabaritny, Russian for "compact self-loading pistol") was designed by the Tula Design Bureau in 1969 as a self-defense firearm for law enforcement and military officers of the USSR. The pistol entered production at the Izhevsk Mechanical Plant in 1973. Being the only way to get her is from boss drop is annoying enough to acquire PSM. Being that it's fighting Dreamer, the chapter 7 boss where your units can get potshot to death before you even start fighting her brings many to a frothing rage.


Back Text: DREAMER A SHIT

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91
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Moist Nugget Mosina.jpg

You can't have a slavic themed team of gun girls without having the good ol' Mosin Nagant on your team. That's how you get sent to gulag.

Back Text: BEST THIGHS

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Forwards

No. Pos. Name Art Description Official Art In-PES Character Model
60
  SS
Smug Gay Slav Ak12.png

Ak-12(GRAU designation 7P60) is half of the gay slavs of team defy with an94(something about an94 being programmed solely to protect ak12).In the game's story she leads team defy but decided to let an94 lead to teach her to have>>fun. AK-12 also seems to have a thing where opening her eyes increases her combat output at the cost of other processes being hindered. Being a proper military grade doll(most of the ones G&K get were civilan models),she is eager to succeed in the mission of winning at divegrass while helping an94 be slightly less autistic like in her summer costume story.


Back Text: EYES OPEN

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94
  CF
Autistic Gay Slav An94.png

AN94,the slavic space magic rifle and second half of team defy with AK-12. Like AK-12,she is military standard but unlike AK-12 she is extremly autistic with others. In one of her costume stories she shows up to a beach party in full kit wetsuit and even says "what is fun?". That said this autism has made her into a quite lovable dork.This autism does also make her very efficient in combat as she is one of the only AR able to beat g11. Time to turn that efficency autism into goals!

Back Text: DORK

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