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{{BoardInfobox
==Starters==
|team= mmp
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|motto= We Be Giants
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|name= My Massive Pony Thread
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|date= 5/3/2014
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="1%"| Image
|manager= Ponythroat
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="30%"| Description
|owner= Jakuri
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="5%"| Goals Scored
|irl= <br>Manager
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|captain= Monsterhorse
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|anthem= www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTQmClWe5N4
|a_title= Gigantic - Pixies (start at 0:47)
|horn= www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJoy_0dJEjY
|gh_title= Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult
|nickname= Massive Faggots
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My Massive Pony has formed a team of the biggest and baddest players at it's disposal, and they're ready to crush the competition!
==Roster==
:''Main article: [[User_talk:AdmiralAbnormal815|/mmp/ roster]]''
{{sq start}}
{{sq start player |no=34 |pos=GK |name={{greentext|implying we're /d/}}}}
{{sq start player |no=47 |pos=CB |name=Cave Diving}}
{{sq start player |no=43 |pos=CB |name=Alicarrier}}
{{sq gold player |no=77 |pos=CB |name=Monsterhorse [[File:Captain.png]]}}
{{sq start player |no=42 |pos=DMF |name=Huge Cunt}}
{{sq start player |no=4 |pos=CMF |name=Littleman}}
{{sq start player |no=8 |pos=CMF |name=Jaeger Pone}}
{{sq start player |no=15 |pos=CMF |name=Kaiju Pone}}
{{sq silver player |no=16 |pos=AMF |name=Hiatus}}
{{sq silver player |no=23 |pos=AMF |name=PRAISE THE SUN}}
{{sq gold player |no=5 |pos=CF |name=Appletini}}
{{sq mid}}
{{sq player |no=67 |pos=GK |name=BUTTS ON DEMAND}}
{{sq player |no=9 |pos=GK |name=Just Here For Cuddles}}
{{sq player |no=3 |pos=CB |name=No Fucking Mascots}}
{{sq player |no=1 |pos=CB |name=We Should Change The OP}}
{{sq player |no=11 |pos=DMF |name=Giant Bon Bon Is The Man}}
{{sq player |no=37 |pos=DMF |name=Amazonian}}
{{sq player |no=6 |pos=CMF |name=Cinnanon}}
{{sq player |no=7 |pos=CMF |name=Pocket Pony}}
{{sq player |no=98 |pos=CMF |name=Giant Snuggles}}
{{sq player |no=57 |pos=CMF |name=Ketchup}}
{{sq player |no=69 |pos=CMF |name=Bert Is A Pony}}
{{sq player |no=66 |pos=CMF |name=Poison Joke Cliche}}
{{sq end}}
 
{| class="wikitable"
|-
|-
! Player !! Height !! Foot !! Playstyle !! Cards
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''{{greentext|implying we're /d/}}'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 34
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| GK
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:mine layer a bitch.jpeg|200px|mine layer a bitch.jpeg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| "Hello! It's me, Minelayer, here to remind you all that we have new content on a regular basis, and you should shut the fuck up and stop complaining! It's basically shitposting!"
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
|-
| {{greentext|implying we're /d/}} || 188 || R || - || GK Long Throw
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Cave Diving'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 47
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| CB
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:cavediving.png|200px|cavediving.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Vore isn't always a non-consensual or fatal experience. Sometimes it's a thrilling adventure! Look at me! I'm exploring like Daring Do! (Did you know that horses can't throw up?)
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
|-
| Cave Diving || 186 || R || - || -
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Alicarrier'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 43
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| CB
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:alicarrier.jpg|200px|alicarrier.jpg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| No fleet boat ponies is complete without an Alicarrier. That would be like a board league without fetish generals!
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
|-
| Alicarrier || 186 || L || - || -
| style="border-style: solid; Background: #EDDA74; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Monsterhorse (Captain)'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 77
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| CB
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:hugging a princess.png|200px|hugging a princess.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| An affectionate term of endearment for massive ponies. Often used by Anons towards their giant waifus.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
|-
| Monsterhorse (C) || 205 || R || The Instigator || Long Ball Expert / Long Range Drive / One-Touch Pass / Outside Curler / Captaincy
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Huge Cunt'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 85
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| DMF
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:lyra rampage train.png|200px|lyra rampage train.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| If a violent macro pone is hell bent on destroying your city, well, at least the view is nice. Wink, wink.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
|-
| Huge Cunt || 199 || R || The Destroyer || One-Touch Pass
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Littleman'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 4
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| CMF
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:cadance anon grown.png|200px|cadance anon grown.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| "Oh no!~ There's nowhere left to run, now! It looks like you're all mine now, Littleman!"
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
|-
| Little Man || 165 || R || Classic #10 || One Touch Pass
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Jaeger Pone'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 8
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| CMF
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:sweetie mech.jpeg|200px|sweetie mech.jpeg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Sometimes, giant robots just aren't enough. Sometimes they need to be shaped like ponies.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
|-
| Jaeger Pone || 180 || R || - || -
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Kaiju Pone'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 15
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| CMF
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:orchid.jpeg|200px|orchid.jpeg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Created by humans with nothing better to do, Orchid was engineered to give Jaeger pilots something to train with, and she's a pretty good choice of company when you're on your lunch break.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
|-
| Kaiju Pone || 180 || L || - || -
| style="border-style: solid; Background: #BFBFBF; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Hiatus'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 16
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| AMF
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:gloomy shitpost.png|200px|gloomy shitpost.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Oh boy, this is a great CYOA! I wonder when he's going to do the next part?
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
|-
| Hiatus || 192 || R || - || Mazing Run / Precise Touch / One-Touch Pass
| style="border-style: solid; background: #BFBFBF; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''PRAISE THE SUN'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 23
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| AMF
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:PRAISE THE SUN.jpeg|200px|PRAISE THE SUN.jpeg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| "I don't care if it's in the sky or on a giant Celestia's ass, if you see a sun, you better drop onto your god damned knees and praise it!" "But I've never even played Dark-" "420 PRAISE IT, FAGGOT!"
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
|-
| PRAISE THE SUN || 192 || L || - || Long Ranger / Acrobatic Finishing / One-Touch Pass
| style="border-style: solid; background: #EDDA74; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Appletini'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 5
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| CF
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:dash jack appletini.jpeg|200px|dash jack appletini.jpeg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Now who's a big pony? Not Applejack! Seriously, though, stay away from zebras, kids.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|}
 
==Substitutes==
{| class="wikitable" style="text-align: center; border-collapse: collapse; border-width: 1px; border-style: solid; border-color: #000"
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="20%"| Name
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="5%"| Number
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="4%"| Position
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="1%"| Image
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="30%"| Description
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="5%"| Goals Scored
|-
|-
| Appletini || 175 || L || - || Speeding Bullet / Sombrero / One-Touch Pass / Outside Curler
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''BUTTS ON DEMAND'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 67
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| GK
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:BUTTS ON DEMAND.png|200px|BUTTS ON DEMAND.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| When you're capable of drawing new images in a very short amount of time, there's really only one way to use this power. Butts.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
|-
| - || - || - || - || -
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Just Here For Cuddles'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 9
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| GK
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:every little thing.png|200px|every little thing.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Believe it or not, a lot of us actually aren't a bunch of sick fucks who want to get swallowed or pulverized by giant cartoon ponies. Some of us just want a big waifu to cuddle and use as a couch. I mean, don't tell me you've never wanted to be someone's wittle bunny before.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
|-
| BUTTS ON DEMAND || 185 || R || - || GK Long Throw / Super-Sub
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''No Fucking Mascots'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 3
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| CB
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| (Image removed because Anon doesn't want this player to be represented by a mascot.)
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Arguments at the drop of a hat, and let's just leave it at that.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
|-
| Just Here For Cuddles || 185 || R || - || GK Long Throw / Super-Sub
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''We Should Change The OP'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 1
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| CB
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:mmp will win the league.png|200px|mmp will win the league.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Welcome to the Massive Pony Thread!
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
|-
| No Fucking Mascots || 182 || R || - || -
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Giant Bon Bon Is The Man'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 11
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| DMF
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:gbbitm.png|200px|gbbitm.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Her lush, creamy coat... Her massive, adorable eyes... Her giant, succulent bon bons... Oh, Hasbro, why must you tease us so!?
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
|-
| We Should Change The OP || 182 || L || - || -
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Amazonian'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 37
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| DMF
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:I'll tell you when you're an adult, Anon.png|200px|I'll tell you when you're an adult, Anon.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| What is the best sized mare and why is it amazonian?
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
|-
| Giant Bon Bon Is The Man || 185 || R || The Destroyer || One-Touch Pass
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Cinnanon'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 6
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| CMF
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:twi anon.jpeg|200px|twi anon.jpeg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| After downing a drink mixed with Poison Joke (what a fucking cliche), this tiny Anon found himself covered in little cinnamony swirls. Now, monster mares can't resist the taste of Cinnanon, not that he really has a problem with spending time in their mouths.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
|-
| Amazonian || 183 || R || The Destroyer || One-Touch Pass
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Pocket Pony'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 7
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| CMF
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:pocket pony.gif|200px|pocket pony.gif]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Come on, you know you wish that pony toy that you cum on was actually alive.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
|-
| Cinnanon || 170 || R || Classic #10 || One-Touch Pass
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Giant Snuggles'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 98
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| CMF
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:raricouch.png|200px|raricouch.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| I still think that Rarity is best couch.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
|-
| Pocket Pony || 170 || R || Classic #10 || One-Touch Pass
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Ketchup'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 57
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| CMF
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:ketchup.jpeg|200px|ketchup.jpeg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| You know what's a nice color? Red. You know what I think should be red? My hooves.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
|-
| Giant Snuggles || 180 || R || - || -
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Bert Is A Pony'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 69
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| CMF
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| (anime picture)
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| I'm sorry, I don't watch anime, so I can't think of a clever joke.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
|-
| Ketchup || 180 || L || - || -
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Poison Joke Cliche'''
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 66
| Bert Is A Pony || 175 || R || - || -
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| CMF
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:poison joke cliche.jpeg|200px|poison joke cliche.jpeg]]
| Poison Joke Cliche || 175 || L || - || -
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Where would this fetish be in the fandom if it wasn't for poison joke?
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|}
|}
==Tactics==
{{Formation2014
|team= mmp
|file= MMPpreset1.png
|formation= 3-4-3
|tactics= Quick Counter
|player_support= 16
|support_range= 10
|position_switch= 12
|Front Line Pressure= 14
|pressing = 14
|defensive_line= 12
|Defensive Compactness= 11
|Shifting to Attack= 15
|Attack/Defence Level= 15
}}
{{Formation2014
|team= mmp
|file= mmp preset 2.png
|formation= 4-3-3
|tactics= Quick Counter
|player_support= 16
|support_range= 8
|position_switch= 10
|Front Line Pressure= 14
|pressing = 14
|defensive_line= 12
|Defensive Compactness= 11
|Shifting to Attack= 15
|Attack/Defence Level= 15
}}

Latest revision as of 20:13, 18 May 2014

Starters

Name Number Position Image Description Goals Scored
>implying we're /d/ 34 GK mine layer a bitch.jpeg "Hello! It's me, Minelayer, here to remind you all that we have new content on a regular basis, and you should shut the fuck up and stop complaining! It's basically shitposting!" 0
Cave Diving 47 CB cavediving.png Vore isn't always a non-consensual or fatal experience. Sometimes it's a thrilling adventure! Look at me! I'm exploring like Daring Do! (Did you know that horses can't throw up?) 0
Alicarrier 43 CB alicarrier.jpg No fleet boat ponies is complete without an Alicarrier. That would be like a board league without fetish generals! 0
Monsterhorse (Captain) 77 CB hugging a princess.png An affectionate term of endearment for massive ponies. Often used by Anons towards their giant waifus. 0
Huge Cunt 85 DMF lyra rampage train.png If a violent macro pone is hell bent on destroying your city, well, at least the view is nice. Wink, wink. 0
Littleman 4 CMF cadance anon grown.png "Oh no!~ There's nowhere left to run, now! It looks like you're all mine now, Littleman!" 0
Jaeger Pone 8 CMF sweetie mech.jpeg Sometimes, giant robots just aren't enough. Sometimes they need to be shaped like ponies. 0
Kaiju Pone 15 CMF orchid.jpeg Created by humans with nothing better to do, Orchid was engineered to give Jaeger pilots something to train with, and she's a pretty good choice of company when you're on your lunch break. 0
Hiatus 16 AMF gloomy shitpost.png Oh boy, this is a great CYOA! I wonder when he's going to do the next part? 0
PRAISE THE SUN 23 AMF PRAISE THE SUN.jpeg "I don't care if it's in the sky or on a giant Celestia's ass, if you see a sun, you better drop onto your god damned knees and praise it!" "But I've never even played Dark-" "420 PRAISE IT, FAGGOT!" 0
Appletini 5 CF dash jack appletini.jpeg Now who's a big pony? Not Applejack! Seriously, though, stay away from zebras, kids. 0

Substitutes

Name Number Position Image Description Goals Scored
BUTTS ON DEMAND 67 GK BUTTS ON DEMAND.png When you're capable of drawing new images in a very short amount of time, there's really only one way to use this power. Butts. 0
Just Here For Cuddles 9 GK every little thing.png Believe it or not, a lot of us actually aren't a bunch of sick fucks who want to get swallowed or pulverized by giant cartoon ponies. Some of us just want a big waifu to cuddle and use as a couch. I mean, don't tell me you've never wanted to be someone's wittle bunny before. 0
No Fucking Mascots 3 CB (Image removed because Anon doesn't want this player to be represented by a mascot.) Arguments at the drop of a hat, and let's just leave it at that. 0
We Should Change The OP 1 CB mmp will win the league.png Welcome to the Massive Pony Thread! 0
Giant Bon Bon Is The Man 11 DMF gbbitm.png Her lush, creamy coat... Her massive, adorable eyes... Her giant, succulent bon bons... Oh, Hasbro, why must you tease us so!? 0
Amazonian 37 DMF I'll tell you when you're an adult, Anon.png What is the best sized mare and why is it amazonian? 0
Cinnanon 6 CMF twi anon.jpeg After downing a drink mixed with Poison Joke (what a fucking cliche), this tiny Anon found himself covered in little cinnamony swirls. Now, monster mares can't resist the taste of Cinnanon, not that he really has a problem with spending time in their mouths. 0
Pocket Pony 7 CMF pocket pony.gif Come on, you know you wish that pony toy that you cum on was actually alive. 0
Giant Snuggles 98 CMF raricouch.png I still think that Rarity is best couch. 0
Ketchup 57 CMF ketchup.jpeg You know what's a nice color? Red. You know what I think should be red? My hooves. 0
Bert Is A Pony 69 CMF (anime picture) I'm sorry, I don't watch anime, so I can't think of a clever joke. 0
Poison Joke Cliche 66 CMF poison joke cliche.jpeg Where would this fetish be in the fandom if it wasn't for poison joke? 0
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