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|motto=Let's make our dreams bloom!
|motto=Let's make our dreams bloom!
|name=Ensemble Stars!
|name=Ensemble Stars!
|date= June 20, 1997
|date= May 1, 2015
|manager= Anzu
|manager=Anzu
|owner= The Student Council
|owner=Happy Elements K.K.
|irl= {{Anonymous|tech|!!rb+zz19X9Cq}}
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|color=Yumenosaki Blue
|color=Yumenosaki Blue
|anthem= www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jcFdCZSnFA
|anthem=www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwgpvBFi28E
|a_title=Stars' Ensemble!
|a_title=U.S.A.<br><small>DA PUMP</small>
|horn=www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nd3-pSXyLYw
|horn=www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nd3-pSXyLYw
|gh_title=【音MAD】<br>あんスタの人達|
|gh_title=【音MAD】<br>あんスタの人達|
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Now with 200% more drama than competing f*male idolshit. Welcome to Yumenosaki, where Hell doesn't have a bottom!
'''Ensemble Stars!!''' is an idol-raising simulator-slash-rhythm game that also happens to be the longest-standing generator of fujobux in the cutthroat Japanese mobile game industry, mostly because in 2015 no one else had realized that there was a market for a Love Live-like game that happened to feature boys. Like with all series that last this long, it mostly survived thanks to somewhat decent (if not utterly melodramatic) writing, some decent card art, and by selling a lot of merch. Considering the rhythm game didn't even exist until like five years in, how else would a shitty card raising simulator survive that long?
 
Anyway, welcome to <s>Yumenosaki Academy</s> Ensemble Square, where Hell doesn't have a bottom!


==Stuff==
==Stuff==
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{{tt|soon™|maybe in a year lol}}
{{tt|soon™|never}}


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{{sq start player |no=1 |pos={{NewPosition|GK|type=2}} |name={{tt|I HATE YOU ALL|Mao Isara}}}}
{{sq start player |no=1 |pos={{NewPosition|GK|type=2}} |name={{tt|Russian Literature Quiz|A famous quiz that challenges you to distinguish between dialogue in Ensemble Stars and actual quotes from Dostoyevsky, Tolstoy, and other Russian greats. Most people fail on account of their utter lack of literary literacy.}}}}
{{sq start player |no=2 |pos={{NewPosition|LB|type=2}} |name=}}
{{sq start player |no=2 |pos={{NewPosition|LB|type=2}} |name={{tt|It's going to be Christmas soon, Keito|So what, Eichi.}}}}
{{sq start player |no=3 |pos=CB |name={{tt|Don't say "normal"!|Tomoya Mashiro}}}}
{{sq start player |no=3 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=2}} |name={{tt|{{greentext|english discord server}}|The ESL team behind the English release once thought it would be a great idea to put together an official dicksword because all the other cool kids like Arknights and Project Sekai were doing it. Turns out it's not a good idea to let toddlers go unsupervised. (It was promptly closed in less than a week over butthurt arguments about racism, reopened, and closed in a week for the same reason.)}}}}
{{sq start player |no=4 |pos=CB |name={{tt|YUUUUUUUUUU-KUUUUUUN|Izumi Sena}}}}
{{sq start player |no=4 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=2}} |name={{tt|Ominous Tsumugi Aoba|If it has ANYTHING to do at all with Tsumugi Aoba, it's fucking cursed. Game servers crash during his events, event announcements are mysteriously delayed, stories go off the rails... and of course, there's the evidence-burning scene from the anime adaptation.}}}}
{{sq start player  |no=5 |pos=RB |name=}}
{{sq start player  |no=5 |pos={{NewPosition|RB|type=2}} |name={{tt|*r*sh* N*r*k*m*|A name that has caused endless amounts of fan butthurt over the years, its mere utterance sets off a wildfire of arguments about okama, gender, transphobia, and literally anything you can think of.}}}}
{{sq silver player |no=6 |pos=DMF |name={{tt|He killed MILLIONS|Eichi Tenshouin}}}}
{{sq silver player |no=6 |pos={{NewPosition|DMF|type=2}} |name={{tt|The Translation Nuke|A C&D from Happy Elements that struck down seven years of fan translations accumulated on the fan wiki, contributing to a general increase in fan illiteracy and general hysteria.}}}}
{{sq start player |no=7 |pos=CMF |name={{tt|'''J U S T I C E'''|Chiaki Morisawa}}}}
{{sq start player |no=7 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=2}} |name={{tt|Bead Brush Autist|A mysterious artist in charge of the card art team who makes sure that as many cards as possible possess a completely unnecessary accessory on their costume: bead strings with a brush tip.}}}}
{{sq start player |no=8 |pos=CMF |name=}}
{{sq start player |no=8 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=2}} |name=<small>{{tt|Hey everyone my name is Kaoru Hakaze|A famous copypasta. Kei Hosogai, Kaoru's seiyuu, is fluent in English, and once gave this character self-introduction on a live stream in perfect, standard American English, to the disbelief of both the studio and foreign fans.}}}}</small>
{{sq silver player |no=9 |pos=SS |name={{tt|ANGST AND DRAMA|Hinata and Yuuta Aoi}}}}
{{sq silver player |no=9 |pos={{NewPosition|SS|type=2}} |name={{tt|Kino "No Proofreading" Seitaro|Kinosei, auxillary Enstars story writer infamous for inconsistent writing and ignoring important bits of lore, guaranteed to piss off autistic fans who memorize every detail at least once every month. May be in a homoerotic relationship with Akira, hence why he's untouchable.}}}}
{{sq gold player |no=10 |pos=SS |name={{tt|Please Lend Me 10 Yen|Subaru Akehoshi}}}}
{{sq gold player |no=10 |pos={{NewPosition|SS|type=2}} |name={{tt|bkub okawa|Yes, that bkub, most well-known for Pop Team Epic. The illustrator of the Ensemble Stars gag manga, Bkubstars -- who, amazingly, understands the characters more fundamentally than almost any other fan can.}}}}
{{sq gold player |no=11 |pos=CF |name={{tt|Ranking is Hell|I sure hope you're not a ReiP or a LeoP}}}}
{{sq gold player |no=11 |pos={{NewPosition|CF|type=2}} |name={{tt|Akira (日日日)|Ensemble Stars' main story writer, an absolutely batshit man who has written nearly eight years of melodramatic gay boys pondering the meaning of life, backstabbing, creating keikakus, and generally just making the idol industry unnecessarily over-the-top, and if you're in this rabbit hole, you are at his mercy without exception.}}}}
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{{sq player |no=12 |pos={{NewPosition|GK|type=2}} |name=}}
{{sq player |no=12 |pos={{NewPosition|GK|type=2}} |name={{tt|The Meteor Impact Content Warning|A lengthy list of content warnings prefacing a fan translation of a major flashback story, Meteor Impact, warning about content such as cultists, suicide, and cannibalism. Unfortunately, these warnings are total nothingburgers intended for an overly-sensitive Twitterina audience, and most of the time said twitterinas simply show off this idiotically long list for shock value to friends they're introducing Ensemble Stars to.}}}}
{{sq player |no=13 |pos={{NewPosition|LB|type=2}} |name={{tt|wtf time to nap|Ritsu Sakuma}}}}
{{sq player |no=13 |pos={{NewPosition|GK|type=2}} |name={{tt|A.T.|An evil apple responsible for some of Music's most insane charts.}}}}
{{sq player |no=14 |pos=CB |name=}}
{{sq player |no=14 |pos={{NewPosition|LB|type=2}} |name={{tt|Cafe Cinnamon with Niki Shiina|Niki's seiyuu, Tomohiro Yamaguchi, like his character, is an amateur cook! He happens to host his own cooking show on the official YouTube channel because they thought it'd be funny, but it's also the best thing they put out regularly.}}}}
{{sq player |no=15 |pos=CB |name=}}
{{sq player |no=15 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=2}} |name={{tt|Is <x> due?|Predicting which character will get the next gacha / event is something of an obsession for fans mostly because they have no impulse control and are mentally and physically incapable of saving currency without the illusion of foreknowledge. No, your favorite isn't due, but watch Happy Elements announce them next anyway because you forgot to take account something about the schedule again.}}}}
{{sq player |no=16 |pos=CB |name=}}
{{sq player |no=16 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=2}} |name={{tt|LOOKING FOR JUNIOR </3|Eternal desperate plea of many a poorfag unable to start up enstars on a second phone and play on two accounts to get the rewards from an ostensibly two-person cooperation event that happens every few months.}}}}
{{sq player |no=17 |pos=CB |name=}}
{{sq player |no=17 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=2}} |name={{tt|Weekly Translator Cancellation|You're not an enstars translator if you haven't been cancelled over your choice of favorite character, or translating a story exactly as written but offending someone's pet headcanon in the process, or having a ship that's ''''problematic'''', or breathing too heavily on a Tuesday, or...}}}}
{{sq player |no=18 |pos=RB |name=}}
{{sq player |no=18 |pos={{NewPosition|RB|type=2}} |name=<small>{{tt|HEKP WHAT THIS MISSIONS MEANS???|Do your daily reps instead of fantasizing about your genderbend cafe AU, or you could just learn basic pattern recognition and memorize like one or two kanji. Maybe then you wouldn't have to be spoonfed every tour event.}}}}</small>
{{sq player |no=19 |pos=CMF |name={{tt|AMAAAA☆AAAZINGU|Wataru Hibiki}}}}
{{sq player |no=19 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=2}} |name={{tt|Suisei After-hours Autism Account|Hololive talent Hoshimachi Suisei happens to have a Twitter alt where she mostly tweets about assorted nonsense like her Enstars obsession. It's gotten to the point she even did a cover of Honeycomb Summer.}}}}
{{sq player |no=20 |pos=CMF |name=}}
{{sq player |no=20 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=2}} |name={{tt|monke|Welcome Guest-san, more popularly known as monke to EOPs because of his YouTube profile picture. The most well-known high-level Music player largely because his videos are usually the first result when you search for a chart, but not the best one by any stretch of the imagination. Unusually, he primarily plays with his thumbs, even being a tablet player.}}}}
{{sq player |no=21 |pos=AMF |name=}}
{{sq player |no=21 |pos={{NewPosition|AMF|type=2}} |name={{tt|WOLF DIFFICULTY|Nearly-impossible April Fools' chart. The associated title for clearing it (not even a full combo, just a pass) is the rarest title in the game.}}}}
{{sq player |no=22 |pos=AMF |name=}}
{{sq player |no=22 |pos={{NewPosition|AMF|type=2}} |name={{tt|Horny Soundcloud Comment Section|GRRRR WOOF BARK BARK BARK RINNE AMAGI PLEASE FUCK ME AGGHHH MY PUSSY IS LEAKING OMFFFFFOFOMMFGFG}}}}
{{sq player |no=23 |pos=CF |name={{tt|*BUUUUUUUUUUURP*|Jin Sagami}}}}
{{sq player |no=23 |pos={{NewPosition|CF|type=2}} |name={{tt|O W A R I|A lyric from Neo Sanctuary that Eichi sings just before he throws a Winnie the Pooh's Home Run Derby curveball at you and destroys your combo.}}}}
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==Match History==
==Match History==

Latest revision as of 06:00, 21 July 2023

/enstars/
Let's make our dreams bloom!
Enstars logo.png
/enstars/ - Ensemble Stars!
Founded May 1, 2015
Manager Anzu
Owner Happy Elements K.K.
IRL manager tech !!rb+zz19X9Cq
Team colors
Chat color 267EAC
Yumenosaki Blue
Top scorer ()
Top assister N/A (N/A)
Captain
Website /enstars/ - Ensemble Stars!
Nickname '
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
0 0 0 0 0%
GF GA GD
0 0 0
Biggest win
TBD TBD icon.png – TBD icon.png TBD
Biggest defeat
TBD TBD icon.png – TBD icon.png TBD
First match
TBD TBD icon.png – TBD icon.png TBD
Team music
Anthem U.S.A.
DA PUMP
Goal horn 【音MAD】
あんスタの人達
Kits


Ensemble Stars!! is an idol-raising simulator-slash-rhythm game that also happens to be the longest-standing generator of fujobux in the cutthroat Japanese mobile game industry, mostly because in 2015 no one else had realized that there was a market for a Love Live-like game that happened to feature boys. Like with all series that last this long, it mostly survived thanks to somewhat decent (if not utterly melodramatic) writing, some decent card art, and by selling a lot of merch. Considering the rhythm game didn't even exist until like five years in, how else would a shitty card raising simulator survive that long?

Anyway, welcome to Yumenosaki Academy Ensemble Square, where Hell doesn't have a bottom!

Stuff

Information Exports

soon™

also soon™

Roster

No. Position Player
1
  GK
Russian Literature Quiz
2
  LB
It's going to be Christmas soon, Keito
3
  CB
>english discord server
4
  CB
Ominous Tsumugi Aoba
5
  RB
*r*sh* N*r*k*m*
6
  DMF
The Translation Nuke
7
  CMF
Bead Brush Autist
8
  CMF
Hey everyone my name is Kaoru Hakaze
9
  SS
Kino "No Proofreading" Seitaro
10
  SS
bkub okawa
11
  CF
Akira (日日日)
No. Position Player
12
  GK
The Meteor Impact Content Warning
13
  GK
A.T.
14
  LB
Cafe Cinnamon with Niki Shiina
15
  CB
Is <x> due?
16
  CB
LOOKING FOR JUNIOR </3
17
  CB
Weekly Translator Cancellation
18
  RB
HEKP WHAT THIS MISSIONS MEANS???
19
  CMF
Suisei After-hours Autism Account
20
  CMF
monke
21
  AMF
WOLF DIFFICULTY
22
  AMF
Horny Soundcloud Comment Section
23
  CF
O W A R I

Match History

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