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==Starting XI==
<big>That's right! These are your {{team away|utg}} players!</big>
</br><small><small>(''DISCLAIMER: Some names and identities merged across AUs for record-keeping purposes.'')</small></small>
 
== Starting Eleven ==
 
{|{{Prettytable}} cellpadding="2"
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|width="1%" |'''No.'''
|width="1%" |'''No.'''
|width="10%" align="center"|'''Name'''
|width="10%" align="center"|'''Name'''
|width="95%" |'''Description'''
|width="10%" align="center"|'''FKAs'''
|width="1%" |'''Caps'''
|width="20%" align="center"|'''Description'''
|width="1%" |'''Goals'''
|width="1%" |'''Goals'''
|width="1%" |'''Assists'''
|width="1%" |'''Assists'''
|width="1%"|'''Saves'''
|width="1%" |'''Yellows'''
|width="1%"|'''Reds'''
|width="1%" |'''MotMs'''
|width="1%" |'''Saves'''
|width="1%" |'''Allows'''
|width="1%"|'''Games (WDL)'''
|width="1%" |'''Clean Sheets'''


|-bgcolor="c3d69b"
|-bgcolor="c3d69b"
|align="center"|{{Position|GK}}
|align="center"|{{Position|GK}}
|align="center"|[[File:Gay priest.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|[[File:UTG_Jobwalker.png|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''1'''
|align="center"|'''1'''
|align="center"|'''Father Alvin'''
|align="center"|'''The Original Starwalker'''
|align="center"|Protecting our goal, and lives from sinful influence
|align="center"|
|align="center"|'''N/A'''
|align="center"|My lack of arms is Pissing me off.
|align="center"|'''N/A'''
|align="center"|
|align="center"|'''N/A'''
|align="center"|
|align="center"|'''N/A'''
|align="center"|
|align="center"|
|align="center"|'''2'''
|align="center"|'''72'''
|align="center"|'''48'''
|align="center"|'''29 (14-4-11)'''
|align="center"|'''9'''


|-bgcolor="c3d69b"
|-bgcolor="c3d69b"
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|[[File:Utg You idiot.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|[[File:Utg_Jack.jpg|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''29'''
|align="center"|'''31'''
|align="center"|'''YOU IDIOT'''
|align="center"|'''YOUR TAKING TOO LONG'''
|align="center"|I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE ALL SO STUPID!
|align="center"|
|align="center"|LEAVE :)
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''N/A'''
|align="center"|
|align="center"|
|align="center"|
|align="center"|


|-bgcolor="bfbfbf"
|-bgcolor="c3d69b"
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|[[File:chra.jpg|x100px]]
|align="center"|[[File:UTGNoelle.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''6'''
|align="center"|'''25'''
|align="center"|'''Chra'''
|align="center"|'''YOU CAN'T UNDO IT, TOBY'''
|align="center"| greet im chra
|align="center"|Noodles Snowgrave
|align="center"|Watch what happens when I PLAY A SPORT I DON'T TRAIN!
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''1'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''N/A'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''N/A'''
|align="center"|
|align="center"|
|align="center"|
|align="center"|


|-bgcolor="c3d69b"
|-bgcolor="c3d69b"
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|[[File:Utg_OH_YES.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|[[File:EE.GIF|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''8'''
|align="center"|'''71'''
|align="center"|'''OHH YESSSS'''
|align="center"|'''It's Okay Not to Smile'''
|align="center"|<font face="Courier">'''ARE YOU PROMOTING MY BRAND?!'''</font>
|align="center"|EEEEEEEEEEEEE<br>Fluffy Boy Power<br>soft gote boi
|align="center"|The screaming horror
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''1'''
|align="center"|'''3'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''N/A'''
|align="center"|
|align="center"|
|align="center"|
|align="center"|


|-bgcolor="c3d69b"
|-bgcolor="bfbfbf"
|align="center"|{{Position|LB}}
|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
|align="center"|[[File:Utg_Goat_mom.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|[[File:UTGSpamton.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''11'''
|align="center"|'''97'''
|align="center"|'''GOATmom'''
|align="center"|'''[BIG SHIT]'''
|align="center"|Oh dear, child. Please do not tackle the opposing defenders so... vigorously. Child, please. The referee has penalized you. Child, you are breaking my heart.
|align="center"|[BIG SHOT]
|align="center"|Now's my chance to take a [B I G S H I T]
|align="center"|'''3'''
|align="center"|'''7'''
|align="center"|'''3'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''2'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''N/A'''
|align="center"|
|align="center"|
|align="center"|
|align="center"|


|-bgcolor="c3d69b"
|-bgcolor="bfbfbf"
|align="center"|{{Position|RB}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|align="center"|[[File:why.jpg|x100px]]
|align="center"|[[File:Utg_tenna.jpg|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''14'''
|align="center"|'''66'''
|align="center"|'''Krabs'''
|align="center"|'''MIKE, RIG THE MATCH'''
|align="center"|"Constantly counting the days, but when will his pain end?"
|align="center"|
|align="center"|The family's fighting again.
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''1'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''N/A'''
|align="center"|
|align="center"|
|align="center"|
|align="center"|


|-bgcolor="c3d69b"
|-bgcolor="c3d69b"
|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
|align="center"|{{Position|LMF}}
|align="center"|[[File:undyne spinning.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|[[File:Utg_roaringknight.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''22'''
|align="center"|'''12'''
|align="center"|'''The Undying Undyne'''
|align="center"|'''? IS THE KNIGHT'''
|align="center"|*NGGGGAAAAAAAAAHHHHH GET THE FUCK BACK HERE YOU BRAT
|align="center"|
|align="center"|SHUT UP YOUR THEORY MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE ONLY MINE IS CORRECT
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''N/A'''
|align="center"|
|align="center"|
|align="center"|
|align="center"|


|-bgcolor="c3d69b"
|-bgcolor="c3d69b"
|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
|align="center"|{{Position|RMF}}
|align="center"|[[File:UTG_Flirt.png|x100px]]
|align="center"|[[File:UTG_toby.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''24'''
|align="center"|'''32'''
|align="center"|'''*Flirt'''
|align="center"|'''Toby is a HACK'''
|align="center"|<3 I HAVE NO REDEEMING QUALITIES
|align="center"|
|align="center"|HEY! YOU STUPID DOG! DO YOU HEAR ME!? STOP MUNCHING ON THAT BONE!<br />
HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? GET BACK HERE WITH MY SPECIAL ATTACK!
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''1'''
|align="center"|'''1'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''3'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''N/A'''
|align="center"|
|align="center"|
|align="center"|
|align="center"|


|-bgcolor="edda74"
|-bgcolor="edda74"
|align="center"|{{Position|AMF}}
|align="center"|{{Position|AMF}}
|align="center"|[[File:Utg_Determination.png|x100px]]
|align="center"|[[File:cum_suit_jevil.png|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''7'''
|align="center"|'''I CAN'T DO ANYTHING'''
|align="center"|Chaos Jester<br>I CAN DO ANYTHING
|align="center"|Who is he? Why is he here? WHO THE FUCK KNOWS! All we know is he's here to start some CHAOS CHAOS.
|align="center"|'''11'''
|align="center"|'''9'''
|align="center"|'''9'''
|align="center"|'''DETERMINATION''' [[Image:Captain.png|15px|Captain]]
|align="center"|'''5'''
|align="center"|It's you, the Fallen Child!<br />Wearing your colourful merch fills you with<br />D E T E R M I N A T I O N
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''2'''
|align="center"|'''3'''
|align="center"|'''1'''
|align="center"|
|align="center"|'''N/A'''
|align="center"|
|align="center"|
|align="center"|


|-bgcolor="bfbfbf"
|-bgcolor="bfbfbf"
|align="center"|{{Position|SS}}
|align="center"|{{Position|SS}}
|align="center"|[[File:Utg_Burgerpants.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|[[File:Bad_times.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''5'''
|align="center"|'''10'''
|align="center"|'''Burgerpants'''
|align="center"|'''BAD TIMES'''  
|align="center"|(WHY IS THIS PERSON TRYING TO GET ME TO BE A SOCCER PLAYER I AM A FRY COOK I'M JUST TRYING TO SURVIVE)
|align="center"|
|align="center"|<font face="Comic Sans MS">sans.</font>
|align="center"|'''59'''
|align="center"|'''33'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''1'''
|align="center"|'''19'''
|align="center"|'''3'''
|align="center"|
|align="center"|'''N/A'''
|align="center"|
|align="center"|
|align="center"|


|-bgcolor="edda74"
|-bgcolor="edda74"
|align="center"|{{Position|CF}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CF}}
|align="center"|[[File:Bad_times.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|[[File:Utg_Determination.png|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''10'''
|align="center"|'''6'''
|align="center"|'''BAD TIMES'''
|align="center"|'''DETERMINATION''' [[Image:Captain.png|15px|Captain]]
|align="center"|<font face="Comic Sans MS">sans.</font>
|align="center"|
|align="center"|It's you, the Fallen Child!<br />Wearing your colourful merch fills you with<br />D E T E R M I N A T I O N
|align="center"|'''47'''
|align="center"|'''26'''
|align="center"|'''3'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''1'''
|align="center"|'''11'''
|align="center"|'''4'''
|align="center"|
|align="center"|'''N/A'''
|align="center"|
|align="center"|
|align="center"|
|}
|}


==Substitutions==
==Substitutions==
{|{{Prettytable}} cellpadding="2"
{|{{Prettytable}} cellpadding="2"
|-bgcolor="dbe5f1"
|-bgcolor="dbe5f1"
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|width="1%" |'''No.'''
|width="1%" |'''No.'''
|width="10%" align="center"|'''Name'''
|width="10%" align="center"|'''Name'''
|width="95%" |'''Description'''
|width="10%" align="center"|'''FKAs'''
|width="1%" |'''Caps'''
|width="20%" align="center"|'''Description'''
|width="1%" |'''Goals'''
|width="1%" |'''Goals'''
|width="1%" |'''Assists'''
|width="1%" |'''Assists'''
|width="1%"|'''Saves'''
|width="1%" |'''Yellows'''
|width="1%"|'''Reds'''
|width="1%" |'''MotMs'''
|width="1%" |'''Saves'''
|width="1%" |'''Allows'''
|width="1%"|'''Games (WDL)'''
|width="1%" |'''Clean Sheets'''


|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|align="center"|{{Position|GK}}
|align="center"|{{Position|GK}}
|align="center"|[[File:Utg_Blue_Stop_Sign.png|x100px]]
|align="center"|[[File:Gay priest.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''13'''
|align="center"|'''40'''
|align="center"|'''Blue Stop Sign'''
|align="center"|'''Bangin' Sermon, My Man'''
|align="center"|It's very simple; when the striker tries to use their special attack, just think of a Blue Stop Sign!
|align="center"|Father Alvin
|align="center"|Protecting our goal, and lives from sinful influence. Now, my child... ''Confess.''
|align="center"|
|align="center"|
|align="center"|
|align="center"|
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''27'''
|align="center"|'''24'''
|align="center"|'''13 (9-1-3)'''
|align="center"|'''2'''
 
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|[[File:UTG_Flirt.png|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''24'''
|align="center"|'''No Trousle, No Bones'''
|align="center"|*Flirt<br>Distant Trousle of Bones
|align="center"|<3 I HAVE NO REDEEMING QUALITIES
|align="center"|'''4'''
|align="center"|'''1'''
|align="center"|'''4'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''N/A'''
|align="center"|'''1'''
|align="center"|'''N/A'''
|align="center"|
|align="center"|'''6'''
|align="center"|
|align="center"|
|align="center"|


|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|[[File:EE.GIF|x100px]]
|align="center"|[[File:chra.jpg|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''17'''
|align="center"|'''9'''
|align="center"|'''EEEEEEEEEEEEE'''
|align="center"|'''999999999'''
|align="center"|The screaming horror
|align="center"|Chra</br>booby
|align="center"|''We'll be together forever... won't we?''
|align="center"|'''2'''
|align="center"|'''4'''
|align="center"|'''3'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''N/A'''
|align="center"|
|align="center"|'''N/A'''
|align="center"|
|align="center"|
|align="center"|


|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|[[File:C._Round2.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|[[File:Utg You idiot.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''21'''
|align="center"|'''29'''
|align="center"|'''A normal C. round'''
|align="center"|'''YOU IDIOT'''
|align="center"|"Rolling along merrily"
|align="center"|
|align="center"|I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE ALL SO STUPID!
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''2'''
|align="center"|'''1'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|
|align="center"|
|align="center"|
|align="center"|
 
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
|align="center"|[[File:undyne spinning.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''22'''
|align="center"|'''The Undying Undyne'''
|align="center"|*Ditch
|align="center"|*NGGGGAAAAAAAAAHHHHH GET THE FUCK BACK HERE YOU BRAT
|align="center"|'''3'''
|align="center"|'''5'''
|align="center"|'''1'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''1'''
|align="center"|
|align="center"|
|align="center"|
|align="center"|
 
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
|align="center"|[[File:Utg Epic divorse man.png|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''3'''
|align="center"|'''I Miss My Wife, Rudy'''
|align="center"|"Spike the Tyke"<br>"Eggs-Husband"
|align="center"|Currently Offering: Tea<br />
Not Currently Offering: Mercy
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''3'''
|align="center"|'''2'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|
|align="center"|
|align="center"|
|align="center"|
 
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|align="center"|[[File:UTGTotem.png|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''18'''
|align="center"|'''TOTEM TIME'''
|align="center"|The "Original" Spamtotem
|align="center"|Melted. Frozen. Shattered... R̷̢̛̩̦̈́Ȅ̴͇͖̓͋Ḃ̷̨̗̼̀͠O̵̘̝̙͆͒̅R̸̤̤̫͂N̷͎̉̈
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''1'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|
|align="center"|
|align="center"|
|align="center"|
 
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|align="center"|[[File:Utg_Burgerpants.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''5'''
|align="center"|'''Pizzapants'''
|align="center"|Burgerpants
|align="center"|(WHY IS THIS PERSON TRYING TO GET ME TO BE A SOCCER PLAYER I AM A FAST FOOD WAGIE I'M JUST TRYING TO SURVIVE)
|align="center"|'''15'''
|align="center"|'''28'''
|align="center"|'''2'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''2'''
|align="center"|
|align="center"|
|align="center"|
|align="center"|
 
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|align="center"|{{Position|LMF}}
|align="center"|[[File:UTGSusie.png|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''16'''
|align="center"|'''HEH, FREAK'''
|align="center"|La Creatura... Grande...
|align="center"|GOD FUCKING damnit KRIS where the FUCK are we!?
|align="center"|'''1'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|
|align="center"|
|align="center"|
|align="center"|
 
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|align="center"|{{Position|LMF}}
|align="center"|[[File:UTG_KrisRoster.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''15'''
|align="center"|'''Look out ?e's got a Knife!'''
|align="center"|
|align="center"|Blue hair and (randomized) pronouns.
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''2'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|
|align="center"|
|align="center"|
|align="center"|
 
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|align="center"|{{Position|RMF}}
|align="center"|[[File:utg_lancer.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''14'''
|align="center"|'''The CHAD Lancer'''
|align="center"|
|align="center"|He's back, and ready to destroy some knees.
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''N/A'''
|align="center"|
|align="center"|
|align="center"|
|align="center"|


|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|align="center"|{{Position|RMF}}
|align="center"|[[File:UTGGaster.png|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''27'''
|align="center"|'''You're a Schizo Now'''
|align="center"|Sassy Gaster<br>Radical Gaster
|align="center"|That's my attack. Want an egg?
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''1'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|
|align="center"|
|align="center"|
|align="center"|
|}
== Retired Players ==
{|{{Prettytable}} cellpadding="2"
|-bgcolor="dbe5f1"
|align="center"|'''Pos.'''
|align="center"|'''Picture'''
|width="1%" |'''No.'''
|width="10%" align="center"|'''Name'''
|width="10%" align="center"|'''FKAs'''
|width="20%" align="center"|'''Description'''
|width="1%" |'''Goals'''
|width="1%" |'''Assists'''
|width="1%" |'''Yellows'''
|width="1%"|'''Reds'''
|width="1%" |'''MotMs'''
|width="1%" |'''Saves'''
|width="1%" |'''Allows'''
|width="1%"|'''Games (WDL)'''
|width="1%" |'''Clean Sheets'''
|-bgcolor="ffaaaa"
|align="center"|{{Position|GK}}
|align="center"|[[File:Utg_BIR.png|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''0.0001'''
|align="center"|'''BUT IT REFUSED'''
|align="center"|
|align="center"|</3 <br /> <3 <br />BUT IT REFUSED
|align="center"|
|align="center"|
|align="center"|
|align="center"|
|align="center"|'''1'''
|align="center"|'''44'''
|align="center"|'''33'''
|align="center"|'''16 (7-3-6)'''
|align="center"|'''2'''
|-bgcolor="ffaaaa"
|align="center"|{{Position|GK}}
|align="center"|[[File:Utg_Blue_Stop_Sign.png|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''13'''
|align="center"|'''Blue Stop Sign'''
|align="center"|
|align="center"|It's very simple; when the striker tries to use their special attack, just think of a Blue Stop Sign!
|align="center"|
|align="center"|
|align="center"|
|align="center"|
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''33'''
|align="center"|'''22'''
|align="center"|'''11 (4-2-5)'''
|align="center"|'''1'''
|-bgcolor="ffaaaa"
|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
|align="center"|[[File:UTG_Maddummy.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''23'''
|align="center"|'''Dummy Posting'''
|align="center"|
|align="center"|STUPID! STUPID! STUPID!!!
|align="center"|'''2'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''1'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''1'''
|align="center"|
|align="center"|
|align="center"|
|align="center"|
|-bgcolor="ffaaaa"
|align="center"|{{Position|LB}}
|align="center"|{{Position|LB}}
|align="center"|[[File:Utg Whats his name.png|x100px]]
|align="center"|[[File:Utg Whats his name.png|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''19'''
|align="center"|'''19'''
|align="center"|'''WHAT'S HIS NAME'''
|align="center"|'''WHAT'S HIS NAME'''
|align="center"|
|align="center"|BURNY BLIZZARD? WARM BLAZER? MIKE MCROAST? COLD FREEZERMAN? SPARKY FIREDUDE? JIMMY HOTPANTS? FIRE HOTSGUY? THIRD-DEGREE DIRK? HANS HOTPOT? FROST TOASTYTOT? BIFF BURNINGMAN? RADICAL LARRY? FLAMIE HOTBOY? DICK DICKEM? HOTCOLD ICEBURN? SPICY ENCHILADAS? SMOKE FLAMEFRIEND? COOLS ICEBOX?
|align="center"|BURNY BLIZZARD? WARM BLAZER? MIKE MCROAST? COLD FREEZERMAN? SPARKY FIREDUDE? JIMMY HOTPANTS? FIRE HOTSGUY? THIRD-DEGREE DIRK? HANS HOTPOT? FROST TOASTYTOT? BIFF BURNINGMAN? RADICAL LARRY? FLAMIE HOTBOY? DICK DICKEM? HOTCOLD ICEBURN? SPICY ENCHILADAS? SMOKE FLAMEFRIEND? COOLS ICEBOX?
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''1'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''N/A'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|
|align="center"|
|align="center"|
|align="center"|


|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|-bgcolor="ffaaaa"
|align="center"|{{Position|LB}}
|align="center"|{{Position|LB}}
|align="center"|[[File:UTG_Monster_Kid.png|x100px]]
|align="center"|[[File:UTG_Monster_Kid.png|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''2'''
|align="center"|'''2'''
|align="center"|'''Real MK Hours'''
|align="center"|'''Real MK Hours'''
|align="center"|
|align="center"|awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww sheeeit it's 3 in the mornin', time to post some MONSTA KEED!
|align="center"|awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww sheeeit it's 3 in the mornin', time to post some MONSTA KEED!
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''N/A'''
|align="center"|'''N/A'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''1'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|
|align="center"|
|align="center"|
|align="center"|


|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|-bgcolor="ffaaaa"
|align="center"|{{Position|RB}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|[[File:UTG_toby.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|[[File:UTG_boop.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''32'''
|align="center"|'''17'''
|align="center"|'''Toby is a HACK'''
|align="center"|'''I WANT TO FUCK THE GOAT'''
|align="center"|HEY! YOU STUPID DOG! DO YOU HEAR ME!? STOP MUNCHING ON THAT BONE!<br />
|align="center"|Worship
HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? GET BACK HERE WITH MY SPECIAL ATTACK!
|align="center"|No Booping Allowed
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''N/A'''
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|align="center"|{{Position|RB}}
|align="center"|[[File:Sassy_gaster.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''27'''
|align="center"|'''Sassy Gaster'''
|align="center"|"The sassy scientist"
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''N/A'''
|align="center"|
|align="center"|
|align="center"|
|align="center"|


|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|-bgcolor="ffaaaa"
|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
|align="center"|[[File:Utg Epic divorse man.png|x100px]]
|align="center"|[[File:Utg_Goat_mom.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''11'''
|align="center"|'''GOATmom'''
|align="center"|
|align="center"|Oh dear, child. Please do not tackle the opposing defenders so... vigorously. Child, please. The referee has penalized you. Child, you are breaking my heart.
|align="center"|'''3'''
|align="center"|'''3'''
|align="center"|'''Asgore "Spike The Tyke" Dreemur'''
|align="center"|Currently Offering: Tea<br />
Not Currently Offering: Mercy
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''N/A'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|
|align="center"|
|align="center"|
|align="center"|


|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|-bgcolor="ffaaaa"
|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|[[File:Utg_hoi.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|[[File:why.jpg|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''4'''
|align="center"|'''{{Age in days|month1=10|day1=30|year1=2018}}'''
|align="center"|'''hOI'''
|align="center"|'''Krabs'''
|align="center"|hOI!!!!!! i'm tEMMIE!!
|align="center"|Mr. Krabs
|align="center"|Constantly counting the days of his lizard-less suffering; even in retirement, the number climbs higher. Will his pain ever end?
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''2'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''N/A'''
|align="center"|
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|align="center"|


|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|-bgcolor="ffaaaa"
|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
|align="center"|{{Position|LB}}
|align="center"|[[File:UTG_Trash_Can.jpg|x100px]]
|align="center"|[[File:UTG_Trash_Can.jpg|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''20'''
|align="center"|'''20'''
|align="center"|'''That's The Trash Can'''
|align="center"|'''That's The Trash Can'''
|align="center"|Anime is Real
|align="center"|Feel Free to Visit ANYTIME.
|align="center"|Feel Free to Visit ANYTIME.
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''1'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|
|align="center"|
|align="center"|
|align="center"|
|-bgcolor="ffaaaa"
|align="center"|{{Position|LMF}}
|align="center"|[[File:Utg_OH_YES.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''8'''
|align="center"|'''OHH YESSSS'''
|align="center"|
|align="center"|<font face="Courier">'''ARE YOU PROMOTING MY BRAND?!'''</font>
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''2'''
|align="center"|'''3'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''N/A'''
|align="center"|
|align="center"|
|align="center"|
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|}
 
== Some Other Clowns Around Town ==
 
{|{{Prettytable}} cellpadding="2"
|-bgcolor="dbe5f1"
|align="center"|'''Pos.'''
|align="center"|'''Picture'''
|width="1%" |'''No.'''
|width="10%" align="center"|'''Name'''
|width="10%" align="center"|'''FKAs'''
|width="20%" align="center"|'''Description'''
|width="1%" |'''Goals'''
|width="1%" |'''Assists'''
|width="1%" |'''Yellows'''
|width="1%"|'''Reds'''
|width="1%" |'''MotMs'''
|width="1%" |'''Saves'''
|width="1%" |'''Allows'''
|width="1%"|'''Games (WDL)'''
|width="1%" |'''Clean Sheets'''
 
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|[[File:Utg_berdly.jpeg|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''21'''
|align="center"|'''Frozen Chicken Dinner'''
|align="center"|
|align="center"|YOU VOTED AND WE LISTENED!<br />THIS CANNOT BE UNDONE!*<br /><small><small>'''*unless you vote him back off'''</small></small>
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|
|align="center"|
|align="center"|
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|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
|align="center"|[[File:UTG_Maddummy.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|[[File:Utg_hoi.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''23'''
|align="center"|'''4'''
|align="center"|'''Dummy Posting'''
|align="center"|'''hOI'''
|align="center"|STUPID! STUPID! STUPID!!!
|align="center"|
|align="center"|hOI!!!!!! i'm tEMMIE!!
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''1'''
|align="center"|
|align="center"|'''2'''
|align="center"|
|align="center"|'''N/A'''
|align="center"|
|align="center"|


|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|align="center"|{{Position|SS}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|align="center"|[[File:Utg_Worship.jpg|x100px]]
|align="center"|[[File:Utg_jock.png|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''7'''
|align="center"|'''73'''
|align="center"|'''WORSHIP'''
|align="center"|'''#1 Chubby Chaser'''
|align="center"|DO IT.
|align="center"|
|align="center"|Something awoke in him that fateful Hula Hoop Day...
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''N/A'''
|align="center"|
|align="center"|
|align="center"|
|align="center"|
 
|}
|}


[[Category: Unofficial team rosters]]
[[Category: Unofficial team rosters]]

Latest revision as of 19:48, 20 June 2025

That's right! These are your Utg icon.png /utg/ players!
(DISCLAIMER: Some names and identities merged across AUs for record-keeping purposes.)

Starting Eleven

Pos. Picture No. Name FKAs Description Goals Assists Yellows Reds MotMs Saves Allows Games (WDL) Clean Sheets
  GK
UTG Jobwalker.png 1 The Original Starwalker My lack of arms is Pissing me off. 2 72 48 29 (14-4-11) 9
  CB
Utg Jack.jpg 31 YOUR TAKING TOO LONG LEAVE :) 0 0 0 0 0
  CB
UTGNoelle.gif 25 YOU CAN'T UNDO IT, TOBY Noodles Snowgrave Watch what happens when I PLAY A SPORT I DON'T TRAIN! 0 1 0 0 0
  CB
EE.GIF 71 It's Okay Not to Smile EEEEEEEEEEEEE
Fluffy Boy Power
soft gote boi
The screaming horror 0 1 3 0 0
  DMF
UTGSpamton.gif 97 [BIG SHIT] [BIG SHOT] Now's my chance to take a [B I G S H I T] 3 7 3 0 0
  CMF
Utg tenna.jpg 66 MIKE, RIG THE MATCH The family's fighting again. 0 1 0 0 0
  LMF
Utg roaringknight.gif 12 ? IS THE KNIGHT SHUT UP YOUR THEORY MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE ONLY MINE IS CORRECT 0 0 0 0 0
  RMF
UTG toby.gif 32 Toby is a HACK HEY! YOU STUPID DOG! DO YOU HEAR ME!? STOP MUNCHING ON THAT BONE!

HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? GET BACK HERE WITH MY SPECIAL ATTACK!

0 1 1 0 0
  AMF
Cum suit jevil.png 7 I CAN'T DO ANYTHING Chaos Jester
I CAN DO ANYTHING
Who is he? Why is he here? WHO THE FUCK KNOWS! All we know is he's here to start some CHAOS CHAOS. 11 9 5 0 3
  SS
Bad times.gif 10 BAD TIMES sans. 59 33 0 0 19
  CF
Utg Determination.png 6 DETERMINATION Captain It's you, the Fallen Child!
Wearing your colourful merch fills you with
D E T E R M I N A T I O N
47 26 3 0 11

Substitutions

Pos. Picture No. Name FKAs Description Goals Assists Yellows Reds MotMs Saves Allows Games (WDL) Clean Sheets
  GK
Gay priest.gif 40 Bangin' Sermon, My Man Father Alvin Protecting our goal, and lives from sinful influence. Now, my child... Confess. 0 27 24 13 (9-1-3) 2
  CB
UTG Flirt.png 24 No Trousle, No Bones *Flirt
Distant Trousle of Bones
<3 I HAVE NO REDEEMING QUALITIES 4 1 4 0 1
  CB
Chra.jpg 9 999999999 Chra
booby
We'll be together forever... won't we? 2 4 3 0 0
  CB
Utg You idiot.gif 29 YOU IDIOT I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE ALL SO STUPID! 0 0 2 1 0
  DMF
Undyne spinning.gif 22 The Undying Undyne *Ditch *NGGGGAAAAAAAAAHHHHH GET THE FUCK BACK HERE YOU BRAT 3 5 1 0 1
  DMF
Utg Epic divorse man.png 3 I Miss My Wife, Rudy "Spike the Tyke"
"Eggs-Husband"
Currently Offering: Tea

Not Currently Offering: Mercy

0 3 2 0 0
  CMF
UTGTotem.png 18 TOTEM TIME The "Original" Spamtotem Melted. Frozen. Shattered... R̷̢̛̩̦̈́Ȅ̴͇͖̓͋Ḃ̷̨̗̼̀͠O̵̘̝̙͆͒̅R̸̤̤̫͂N̷͎̉̈ 0 0 1 0 0
  CMF
Utg Burgerpants.gif 5 Pizzapants Burgerpants (WHY IS THIS PERSON TRYING TO GET ME TO BE A SOCCER PLAYER I AM A FAST FOOD WAGIE I'M JUST TRYING TO SURVIVE) 15 28 2 0 2
  LMF
UTGSusie.png 16 HEH, FREAK La Creatura... Grande... GOD FUCKING damnit KRIS where the FUCK are we!? 1 0 0 0 0
  LMF
UTG KrisRoster.gif 15 Look out ?e's got a Knife! Blue hair and (randomized) pronouns. 0 2 0 0 0
  RMF
Utg lancer.gif 14 The CHAD Lancer He's back, and ready to destroy some knees. 0 0 0 0 0
  RMF
UTGGaster.png 27 You're a Schizo Now Sassy Gaster
Radical Gaster
That's my attack. Want an egg? 0 1 0 0 0

Retired Players

Pos. Picture No. Name FKAs Description Goals Assists Yellows Reds MotMs Saves Allows Games (WDL) Clean Sheets
  GK
Utg BIR.png 0.0001 BUT IT REFUSED </3
<3
BUT IT REFUSED
1 44 33 16 (7-3-6) 2
  GK
Utg Blue Stop Sign.png 13 Blue Stop Sign It's very simple; when the striker tries to use their special attack, just think of a Blue Stop Sign! 0 33 22 11 (4-2-5) 1
  DMF
UTG Maddummy.gif 23 Dummy Posting STUPID! STUPID! STUPID!!! 2 0 1 0 1
  LB
Utg Whats his name.png 19 WHAT'S HIS NAME BURNY BLIZZARD? WARM BLAZER? MIKE MCROAST? COLD FREEZERMAN? SPARKY FIREDUDE? JIMMY HOTPANTS? FIRE HOTSGUY? THIRD-DEGREE DIRK? HANS HOTPOT? FROST TOASTYTOT? BIFF BURNINGMAN? RADICAL LARRY? FLAMIE HOTBOY? DICK DICKEM? HOTCOLD ICEBURN? SPICY ENCHILADAS? SMOKE FLAMEFRIEND? COOLS ICEBOX? 0 1 0 0 0
  LB
UTG Monster Kid.png 2 Real MK Hours awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww sheeeit it's 3 in the mornin', time to post some MONSTA KEED! 0 0 1 0 0
  CB
UTG boop.gif 17 I WANT TO FUCK THE GOAT Worship No Booping Allowed 0 0 0 0 0
  DMF
Utg Goat mom.gif 11 GOATmom Oh dear, child. Please do not tackle the opposing defenders so... vigorously. Child, please. The referee has penalized you. Child, you are breaking my heart. 3 0 0 0 0
  CB
Why.jpg 2432 Krabs Mr. Krabs Constantly counting the days of his lizard-less suffering; even in retirement, the number climbs higher. Will his pain ever end? 0 2 0 0 0
  LB
UTG Trash Can.jpg 20 That's The Trash Can Anime is Real Feel Free to Visit ANYTIME. 0 0 1 0 0
  LMF
Utg OH YES.gif 8 OHH YESSSS ARE YOU PROMOTING MY BRAND?! 0 2 3 0 0

Some Other Clowns Around Town

Pos. Picture No. Name FKAs Description Goals Assists Yellows Reds MotMs Saves Allows Games (WDL) Clean Sheets
  CB
Utg berdly.jpeg 21 Frozen Chicken Dinner YOU VOTED AND WE LISTENED!
THIS CANNOT BE UNDONE!*
*unless you vote him back off
0 0 0 0 0
  DMF
Utg hoi.gif 4 hOI hOI!!!!!! i'm tEMMIE!! 0 0 0 0 0
  CMF
Utg jock.png 73 #1 Chubby Chaser Something awoke in him that fateful Hula Hoop Day... 0 0 0 0 0