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== Contacts == | == Contacts == | ||
*Email: kinseytypef@gmail.com | *Email: kinseytypef@gmail.com | ||
*Discord: | *Discord: kinseytypefug | ||
*IRC: KinseyTypeF | *IRC: KinseyTypeF | ||
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{{team away|indie}}<br> | {{team away|indie}}<br> | ||
{{team away|kp}} <br> | {{team away|kp}} <br> | ||
{{team away|cwc}} <br> | |||
=== Maybe??? === | |||
{{team away|cwc}} maybe next time chris does something interesting, but it feels right to retire this team on a 9.0 <br> | |||
{{team away|rats}} if on 17 <br> | |||
{{team away|testing}} only for test cups <br> | |||
{{team away|avgn}} if I can beg someone to help with aes <br> | |||
=== Former === | === Former === | ||
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{{team away|aus}} <br> | {{team away|aus}} <br> | ||
{{team away|lgbfit}}<br> | {{team away|lgbfit}}<br> | ||
{{team away|mld}} <br> | |||
{{team away|shar}} <br> | |||
== Hall of shitty half-baked fake teams that will probably never be used == | == Hall of shitty half-baked fake teams that will probably never be used == | ||
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I use most of these for >testing. | I use most of these for >testing. | ||
===/avgn/=== | |||
if ONE GUY NO CONTINUES gets injured you arent allowed to bring another player on | |||
That's Right, We're Gonna Cheat is a bench gold that is only allowed to come on if the team is losing at 65 | |||
{{SmugleafBoardInfobox | {{SmugleafBoardInfobox | ||
|team= | |team= avgn | ||
|motto= | |motto= He's gonna take you back to the past. | ||
|name= | |name= Angry Video Game Nerd | ||
|date= | |date= | ||
|irl= {{Anonymous|Kinsey Type F|!!SHeuLX1RDVQ}} | |irl= {{Anonymous|Kinsey Type F|!!SHeuLX1RDVQ}} | ||
|color1= | |color1= | ||
|color2= | |color2= | ||
|scorer= N/A | |scorer= N/A | ||
|captain= | |captain= ASSSSSSSSSSS | ||
|hex= | |hex= | ||
|color= | |color= | ||
|anthem= | |anthem=www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5hBtw-3Wjg | ||
|a_title= | |a_title=AVGN Theme Song | ||
|horn= | |altanthem1_what=Victory Anthem | ||
|gh_title= | |altanthem1=www.youtube.com/watch?v=qorFHyOVSsc | ||
|altanthem1_title=AVGN Theme Full | |||
|horn= | |||
|gh_title= | |||
|althorn1=www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ACCoMhwlLI | |||
|altgh1_title=Where did their hair go? | |||
|altgh1_what=Where did the hair go? | |||
|nickname= | |nickname= | ||
}} | }} | ||
{{sq start}} | {{sq start}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=1 |pos=GK |name= | {{sq start player |no=1 |pos=GK |name=Guitar Guy}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=2 |pos= | {{sq start player |no=2 |pos=LB |name=A Rainbow of Shit}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=14 |pos=CB |name= | {{sq start player |no=14 |pos=CB |name=Motherfucker Mike}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=4 |pos=CB |name= | {{sq start player |no=4 |pos=CB |name=ONE GUY NO CONTINUES}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=5 |pos= | {{sq start player |no=5 |pos=RB |name=Bugs FUCKING Bunny}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=6 |pos=CMF |name= | {{sq start player |no=6 |pos=CMF |name=THE WRIST GAME}} | ||
{{sq | {{sq silver player |no=8 |pos=AMF |name=Super Mecha Death Christ 2000 B.C. Version 4.0 Beta (bitch)}} | ||
{{sq | {{sq silver player |no=9 |pos=AMF |name=SHITLOAD OF FUCK}} | ||
{{sq | {{sq start player |no=7 |pos=SS |name=this game sucks.}} | ||
{{sq | {{sq gold player |no=11 |pos=CF |name=WHAT WERE THEY THINKING}} | ||
{{sq gold player |no=10 |pos=CF |name= | {{sq gold player |no=10 |pos=CF |name=ASSSSSSSSSSS {{captain}}}} | ||
{{sq mid}} | {{sq mid}} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no=16 |pos=LB |name=Rolling Rock}} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no=12 |pos=CB |name=Where did you learn to fly?}} | ||
{{sq player |no=3 |pos=CB |name= | {{sq player |no=3 |pos=CB |name=Fred Fuchs}} | ||
{{sq player |no=15 |pos=CB |name= | {{sq player |no=15 |pos=CB |name=Nintoaster}} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq gold player |no=18 |pos=CB |name=That's Right, We're Gonna Cheat}} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no=13 |pos=RB |name=Shit Pickle}} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no=17 |pos=DMF |name=Motherfucking Demons from the Planet Jupiter}} | ||
{{sq player |no=19 |pos=CMF |name= | {{sq player |no=19 |pos=CMF |name=Cow-a-FUCKIN' PIECE OF DOGSHIT}} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no=21 |pos=CMF |name=Bwee Sevunteen Bawmer}} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no=22 |pos=CMF |name=Glitch Gremlin}} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no=23 |pos=CMF |name=MOTHERFUCKING, GODDAMNED, SONS-OF-BITCHIN', FUCK-FUCK-FUCKIN', FOOTBALL}} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no=20 |pos=SS |name=where did the hair go?}} | ||
{{sq end}} | {{sq end}} | ||
=== / | |||
===/futascummingexcessiveamounts/=== | |||
{{SmugleafBoardInfobox | {{SmugleafBoardInfobox | ||
|team= | |team= futascummingexcessiveamounts | ||
|motto= | |motto= | ||
|name= | |name= Futas Cumming Excessive Amounts | ||
|date= | |date= | ||
|irl= {{Anonymous|Kinsey Type F|!!SHeuLX1RDVQ}} | |irl= {{Anonymous|Kinsey Type F|!!SHeuLX1RDVQ}} | ||
|color1= | |color1= cum | ||
|color2= | |color2= cum | ||
|scorer= N/A | |scorer= N/A | ||
|captain= | |captain= FUTA BALL Z | ||
|hex= | |hex= | ||
|color= | |color= | ||
|anthem= | |anthem= | ||
|a_title= | |a_title=one of eigaka or powerslamming's cum mp3s | ||
|altanthem1_what=Victory Anthem | |altanthem1_what=Victory Anthem | ||
|altanthem1=www.youtube.com/watch?v= | |altanthem1=www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWpCdUQLWwU | ||
|altanthem1_title= | |altanthem1_title=Heir To The Cum Throne | ||
|horn=www.youtube.com/watch?v= | |horn=www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Do70nztRNE | ||
|gh_title= | |gh_title=Your Cum Won't Last | ||
|althorn1=www.youtube.com/watch?v= | |althorn1=www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6Cuuy632gM | ||
|altgh1_title= | |altgh1_title=Life of Coomer Miku | ||
|altgh1_what= | |altgh1_what=Coomer Miku and Hyper Sperm | ||
|nickname= | |nickname= | ||
}} | }} | ||
no one wants me to make this. it will get the stream banned. this is here as a threat, a cock of damocles if you will. | |||
Stadium: The Cum Dimension (its just a white void) | |||
{{sq start}} | {{sq start}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=1 |pos=GK |name= | {{sq start player |no=1 |pos=GK |name=Futa Firefighters}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=2 |pos= | {{sq start player |no=2 |pos=LB |name=Cum Clicker}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=14 |pos=CB |name= | {{sq start player |no=14 |pos=CB |name=Pool Filling}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=4 |pos=CB |name= | {{sq start player |no=4 |pos=CB |name=Industrial Strength Condoms}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=5 |pos= | {{sq start player |no=5 |pos=RB |name=Cum Holy Grail}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=6 |pos=CMF |name= | {{sq start player |no=6 |pos=CMF |name=Coomer Miku}} | ||
{{sq | {{sq silver player |no=8 |pos=AMF |name=*glorp*}} | ||
{{sq | {{sq silver player |no=9 |pos=AMF |name=Hyper Sperm}} | ||
{{sq | {{sq start player |no=7 |pos=SS |name={{greentext|No Nut November}}}} | ||
{{sq | {{sq gold player |no=11 |pos=CF |name="just pre"}} | ||
{{sq gold player |no=10 |pos=CF |name= | {{sq gold player |no=10 |pos=CF |name={{tt|FUTA BALL Z {{captain}}|teterun pls get new material}}}} | ||
{{sq mid}} | {{sq mid}} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no=16 |pos=LB |name=Class 5 Futa}} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no=12 |pos=CB |name=Ejaculation-Powered Turbine}} | ||
{{sq player |no=3 |pos=CB |name= | {{sq player |no=3 |pos=CB |name=Permapregnancy}} | ||
{{sq player |no=15 |pos=CB |name= | {{sq player |no=15 |pos=CB |name=The Cum Sewers}} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no=13 |pos=RB |name=Olympic Condom Swimmer}} | ||
{{sq player |no=17 |pos=DMF |name= | {{sq player |no=17 |pos=DMF |name=Grilled Cheese}} | ||
{{sq player |no=18 |pos=DMF |name= | {{sq player |no=18 |pos=DMF |name=/d/-Sized Balls}} | ||
{{sq player |no=19 |pos=CMF |name= | {{sq player |no=19 |pos=CMF |name=imagine the smell}} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no=21 |pos=CMF |name=Concrete Cumsludge}} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no=22 |pos=CMF |name=Breeding Mounts}} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no=23 |pos=CMF |name=Small Dick Big Load}} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no=20 |pos=SS |name=[RUMBLING, CHURNING]}} | ||
{{sq end}} | {{sq end}} | ||
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===/sokkah/=== | |||
{{SmugleafBoardInfobox | {{SmugleafBoardInfobox | ||
|team= | |team= sokkah | ||
|motto= | |motto= | ||
|name= | |name= Australian Divegrass | ||
|date= | |date= | ||
|irl= {{Anonymous|Kinsey Type F|!!SHeuLX1RDVQ}} | |irl= {{Anonymous|Kinsey Type F|!!SHeuLX1RDVQ}} | ||
|color1= | |color1= | ||
|color2= | |color2= | ||
|scorer= N/A | |scorer= N/A | ||
|captain= | |captain= Peak A-League | ||
|hex= | |hex= | ||
|color= | |color= | ||
|anthem=www.youtube.com/watch?v= | |anthem=www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQTNHhDTC54 | ||
|a_title= | |a_title=ANDY HARPER HARPERISMS 1 | ||
|altanthem1_what=Victory Anthem | |altanthem1_what=Victory Anthem | ||
|altanthem1=www.youtube.com/watch?v= | |altanthem1=www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2diIlI5tNY | ||
|altanthem1_title= | |altanthem1_title=Leandro Love | ||
| | |altanthem2_what=Anthem if reached final | ||
|altanthem2=www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlxUErxpNvo | |||
| | |altanthem2_title=MATY RYAN GOES WOOOOOOOOOOOOO | ||
|horn=www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2BMMFJkytY | |||
| | |gh_title=Ned Zelic's Individual Brilliance | ||
| | |althorn1=www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDvc3QclbVc | ||
| | |altgh1_title=ANDY HARPER HARPERISMS 2 | ||
| | |altgh1_what=Randomized with normal horn | ||
|althorn2=www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnOY-6iVq7I | |||
| | |altgh2_title=Adelaide (The PISSANT remix) | ||
| | |altgh2_what=Pissant Town | ||
| | |||
| | |||
| | |||
|nickname= | |nickname= | ||
}} | }} | ||
ayy league is truly the best (funniest) league | |||
{{sq start}} | {{sq start}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=1 |pos=GK |name={{greentext| | {{sq start player |no=1 |pos=GK |name={{greentext|a dancing soyjack}}}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=2 |pos= | {{sq start player |no=2 |pos=LB |name=Bucket Man}} | ||
{{sq start player |no= | {{sq start player |no=3 |pos=CB |name=Handicapped Pitch Invader}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=4 |pos=CB |name= | {{sq start player |no=4 |pos=CB |name=Harry Souttar's Giant Forehead}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=5 |pos= | {{sq start player |no=5 |pos=RB |name=listen here FUCK FACE}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=6 |pos=CMF |name= | {{sq start player |no=6 |pos=CMF |name={{greentext|National Second Division}}}} | ||
{{sq | {{sq silver player |no=8 |pos=CMF |name=Giant Sauce Bottles}} | ||
{{sq | {{sq gold player |no=9 |pos=AMF |name=Big Ange}} | ||
{{sq | {{sq start player |no=7 |pos=SS |name=Cumdog Millionaire}} | ||
{{sq | {{sq silver player |no=11 |pos=SS |name=Pass the Ball to Sam Kerr}} | ||
{{sq gold player |no=10 |pos=CF |name= | {{sq gold player |no=10 |pos=CF |name=Peak A-League {{captain}}}} | ||
{{sq mid}} | {{sq mid}} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no=16 |pos=GK |name=Coked Up Bozza}} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no=12 |pos=LB |name=Pissant Town}} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no=14 |pos=CB |name=Toilet Seat Trophy}} | ||
{{sq player |no=15 |pos=CB |name= | {{sq player |no=15 |pos=CB |name=Distance Derby}} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no=18 |pos=CB |name=FUCKING SEAGULLS}} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no=13 |pos=RB |name=Lesbian Mafia}} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no=19 |pos=CMF |name=Syria Demands an Investigation}} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no=21 |pos=CMF |name=Vi$ion}} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no=22 |pos=CMF |name=Vanilla Chocolate Magic}} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no=17 |pos=SS |name=Usain Bolt, CCM Legend}} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no=23 |pos=SS |name=The Wizard of Woy Woy}} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no=20 |pos=SS |name=<s>Kerem Bulut {{goal|51}}</s> (Disallowed)}} | ||
{{sq end}} | {{sq end}} | ||
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=== /oglaf/ === | |||
=== / | |||
{{SmugleafBoardInfobox | {{SmugleafBoardInfobox | ||
|team= | |team= oglaf | ||
|motto= | |motto= | ||
|name= | |name= Oglaf | ||
|date= | |date= 2008 | ||
|irl= {{Anonymous|Kinsey Type F|!!SHeuLX1RDVQ}} | |irl= {{Anonymous|Kinsey Type F|!!SHeuLX1RDVQ}} | ||
|color1= TBD | |color1= TBD | ||
|color2= TBD | |color2= TBD | ||
|scorer= N/A | |scorer= N/A | ||
|captain= | |captain= Cumsprite | ||
|hex= | |hex= | ||
|color= | |color= | ||
|anthem= | |anthem= | ||
|a_title= | |a_title= | ||
|horn= | |||
|gh_title= | |||
|horn= | |||
|gh_title= | |||
|nickname= | |nickname= | ||
}} | }} | ||
A based as fuck comedy porn webcomic. | |||
{{sq start}} | {{sq start}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=1 |pos=GK |name= | {{sq start player |no=1 |pos=GK |name={{tt|Fountain of Doubt|It's subtle, isn't it?}}}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=2 |pos=CB |name= | {{sq start player |no=2 |pos=CB |name={{tt|Sword of Friendship|Now stab the cunt.}}}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=14 |pos=CB |name= | {{sq start player |no=14 |pos=CB |name={{tt|Peaceful Fellatiocracy|Not much of a curse.}}}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=4 |pos=CB |name= | {{sq start player |no=4 |pos=CB |name={{tt|MECHANICAL DRAGON COCK|REALISTIC DRAGON PUSSY}}}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=5 |pos=DMF |name={{ | {{sq start player |no=5 |pos=DMF |name={{tt|Incompetent Shapeshifters|I think I know that guy.}}}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=6 |pos=CMF |name= | {{sq start player |no=6 |pos=CMF |name={{tt|Erotic Bathing|Ever tried regular bathing?}}}} | ||
{{sq | {{sq bronze player |no=7 |pos=LMF |name={{tt|Not Necrophilia|Thanks for the fun fact, Navaan!}}}} | ||
{{sq | {{sq bronze player |no=8 |pos=RMF |name={{tt|The Snow Queen|Your tongue's stuck to me, isn't it?}}}} | ||
{{sq silver player |no=9 |pos=SS |name= | {{sq silver player |no=9 |pos=SS |name={{tt|SORCERY|BORDERLINE}}}} | ||
{{sq | {{sq silver player |no=11 |pos=SS |name={{tt|LABYRINTHS ARE AWESOME!|his fucking face}}}} | ||
{{sq gold player |no=10 |pos=CF |name= | {{sq gold player |no=10 |pos=CF |name={{tt|Cumspirte {{captain}}|I'm telling Mistress!}}}} | ||
{{sq mid}} | {{sq mid}} | ||
{{sq player |no=12 |pos=GK |name= | {{sq player |no=12 |pos=GK |name=Tomb of the Naked Dead}} | ||
{{sq player |no=13 |pos=CB |name={{ | {{sq player |no=13 |pos=CB |name={{tt|Truly Spherical Ass|ok bye}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no=3 |pos=CB |name= | {{sq player |no=3 |pos=CB |name={{tt|I ATE YOUR FEAR|Hey! Is that a crocodile?}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no=15 |pos=CB |name=The | {{sq player |no=15 |pos=CB |name={{tt|Stop Ruining My Gigantic Ass Fantasy|The ass needs an emotional journey.}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no=16 |pos=DMF |name= | {{sq player |no=16 |pos=DMF |name=Devil in a Devil Suit}} | ||
{{sq player |no=17 |pos=DMF |name= | {{sq player |no=17 |pos=DMF |name={{tt|THEY DON'T HAVE SKULLS|SO THIRSTY}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no=18 |pos=DMF |name= | {{sq player |no=18 |pos=DMF |name=The Talking Fox}} | ||
{{sq player |no=19 |pos=CMF |name= | {{sq player |no=19 |pos=CMF |name={{tt|ZOORP|Still fucking the old-fashioned way?}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no=20 |pos=CMF |name= | {{sq player |no=20 |pos=CMF |name={{tt|OVERTHINKING|Is overthinking itself the trap?}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no=21 |pos=CMF |name= | {{sq player |no=21 |pos=CMF |name={{tt|Giraffopede|An allegory for allegory itself.}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no=22 |pos=SS |name= | {{sq player |no=22 |pos=SS |name=The Cobra Clits}} | ||
{{sq player |no=23 |pos=SS |name= | {{sq player |no=23 |pos=SS |name=Sithrak}} | ||
{{sq end}} | {{sq end}} | ||
=== /prs/ === | === /prs/ === | ||
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{{sq silver player |no=9 |pos=SS |name=you will regret that purchase}} | {{sq silver player |no=9 |pos=SS |name=you will regret that purchase}} | ||
{{sq gold player |no=11 |pos=SS |name=we gotta dump the quaaludes}} | {{sq gold player |no=11 |pos=SS |name=we gotta dump the quaaludes}} | ||
{{sq gold player |no=10 |pos=CF |name=stuffing your face as usual.{{captain}}}} | {{sq gold player |no=10 |pos=CF |name=stuffing your face as usual. {{captain}}}} | ||
{{sq mid}} | {{sq mid}} | ||
{{sq player |no=12 |pos=GK |name=looks fine from here}} | {{sq player |no=12 |pos=GK |name=looks fine from here}} | ||
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{{sq player |no=22 |pos=SS |name=I ate those food}} | {{sq player |no=22 |pos=SS |name=I ate those food}} | ||
{{sq player |no=23 |pos=SS |name=oh no, it's a fiend}} | {{sq player |no=23 |pos=SS |name=oh no, it's a fiend}} | ||
{{sq end}} | |||
=== /jrm/ === | |||
{{SmugleafBoardInfobox | |||
|team= jrm | |||
|motto= | |||
|name= Jerma985 | |||
|date= September 22, 1985 | |||
|irl= {{Anonymous|Kinsey Type F|!!SHeuLX1RDVQ}} | |||
|color1= TBD | |||
|color2= TBD | |||
|scorer= N/A | |||
|captain= COMPACT STREAMER | |||
|hex= | |||
|color= | |||
|anthem=www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkxii0ASua8 | |||
|a_title=The REAL Definition of a Jerma Joke | |||
|altanthem1_what=Victory Anthem | |||
|altanthem1=www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwVBPwKr9cI | |||
|altanthem1_title=See That Headshot - Jerma985 Remix | |||
|altanthem2_what=Victory Anthem if Giant Rat gets MotM | |||
|altanthem2=www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_mZggt6aUg | |||
|altanthem2_title=Year of the Rats | |||
|altanthem3_what=Victory Anthem if still eliminated | |||
|altanthem3=www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZRw38LjVWo | |||
|altanthem3_title=lo-fi farting and screaming to stream/work out to | |||
|horn=www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PsUGrKHETI | |||
|gh_title=The Circulation of a Jerma Joke | |||
|althorn1=www.youtube.com/watch?v=C90h1pbF1yY | |||
|altgh1_title=Jerma's Pirate Marching Band (ft. DJ ster) | |||
|altgh1_what=y'know don't say s-swears | |||
|althorn2=soundcloud.com/czechquors/ratsmp3?in=shootymcexplosion/sets/were-the-rats-playlist | |||
|altgh2_title=ᗧzechquors — RATS.mp3 | |||
|altgh2_what=Giant Rat that Makes all of the Rules | |||
|althorn3=www.youtube.com/watch?v=acVkVdME_7U | |||
|altgh3_title=The Byeahnthem | |||
|altgh3_what=byeah | |||
|althorn4=www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFa8jQF4MC4 | |||
|altgh4_title=3 MINUTES OF JERMA985 NOISES | |||
|altgh4_what=WORST NOISE | |||
|nickname= | |||
}} | |||
retired streamer :( | |||
<s>could probably make a whole team just of rat movie shitposting tbh</s> oops lol {{team away|rats}} | |||
{{sq start}} | |||
{{sq start player |no=1 |pos=GK |name=You missed that one, try another!}} | |||
{{sq start player |no=2 |pos=CB |name=Jermacraft}} | |||
{{sq start player |no=14 |pos=CB |name=LIFE IS PAIN, I HATE-}} | |||
{{sq start player |no=4 |pos=CB |name=SPHEE}} | |||
{{sq start player |no=5 |pos=DMF |name=BYEAH}} | |||
{{sq start player |no=6 |pos=CMF |name={{tt|The Joke-o-Meter|plus 2 minus 2}}}} | |||
{{sq bronze player |no=7 |pos=LMF |name=The Sus Guy}} | |||
{{sq bronze player |no=8 |pos=RMF |name={{tt|Glue Man|Chosen to rep the entire Jerma Rumble}}}} | |||
{{sq silver player |no=9 |pos=SS |name=Coffee Cheetos Chicken}} | |||
{{sq silver player |no=11 |pos=SS |name=Giant Rat that Makes all of the Rules}} | |||
{{sq gold player |no=10 |pos=CF |name=COMPACT STREAMER {{captain}}}} | |||
{{sq mid}} | |||
{{sq player |no=12 |pos=GK |name={{tt|Mr. Green|AKA The Greedy Grinner, Silly Zonka Wonka}}}} | |||
{{sq player |no=13 |pos=CB |name=Otto the Wonder Dog}} | |||
{{sq player |no=3 |pos=CB |name=JEX}} | |||
{{sq player |no=15 |pos=CB |name=Do You Eat Ass?}} | |||
{{sq player |no=16 |pos=DMF |name=JUP}} | |||
{{sq player |no=17 |pos=DMF |name=look at this dude}} | |||
{{sq player |no=18 |pos=DMF |name=LOST TO PINWHEEL}} | |||
{{sq player |no=19 |pos=CMF |name=Fall Joke}} | |||
{{sq player |no=20 |pos=CMF |name=y'know don't say sw-swears}} | |||
{{sq player |no=21 |pos=CMF |name=$2.5 Billion Debt}} | |||
{{sq player |no=22 |pos=SS |name=CALL BEAR}} | |||
{{sq player |no=23 |pos=SS |name=WORST NOISE}} | |||
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{{sq silver player |no=9 |pos=SS |name={{tt|Two Shitties|Every other tour is dead.}}}} | {{sq silver player |no=9 |pos=SS |name={{tt|Two Shitties|Every other tour is dead.}}}} | ||
{{sq silver player |no=11 |pos=SS |name={{tt|Muh Australiums|You will never ever gain a profit from playing this. Stop trying.}}}} | {{sq silver player |no=11 |pos=SS |name={{tt|Muh Australiums|You will never ever gain a profit from playing this. Stop trying.}}}} | ||
{{sq gold player |no=10 |pos=CF |name={{tt|META ONLY{{captain}}|There is clearly only one way to play this game mode. Kick anyone who claims otherwise, even if they're top damaging.}}}} | {{sq gold player |no=10 |pos=CF |name={{tt|META ONLY {{captain}}|There is clearly only one way to play this game mode. Kick anyone who claims otherwise, even if they're top damaging.}}}} | ||
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{{sq player |no=12 |pos=GK |name={{greentext|Building at the Bomb Hatch}}}} | {{sq player |no=12 |pos=GK |name={{greentext|Building at the Bomb Hatch}}}} | ||
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{{sq silver player |no=9 |pos=SS |name=THE INCLINE}} | {{sq silver player |no=9 |pos=SS |name=THE INCLINE}} | ||
{{sq silver player |no=11 |pos=SS |name=DUMB SAPE}} | {{sq silver player |no=11 |pos=SS |name=DUMB SAPE}} | ||
{{sq gold player |no=10 |pos=CF |name=Cleveland Mark Blakemore{{captain}}}} | {{sq gold player |no=10 |pos=CF |name=Cleveland Mark Blakemore {{captain}}}} | ||
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{{sq player |no=12 |pos=GK |name=Broken Saves}} | {{sq player |no=12 |pos=GK |name=Broken Saves}} | ||
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{{sq player |no=22 |pos=SS |name=EEEEE EEEEE EEEEE EEEEE}} | {{sq player |no=22 |pos=SS |name=EEEEE EEEEE EEEEE EEEEE}} | ||
{{sq player |no=23 |pos=SS |name=MANUAL WHEN}} | {{sq player |no=23 |pos=SS |name=MANUAL WHEN}} | ||
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==== /worm/ ==== | |||
{{SmugleafBoardInfobox | |||
|team= worm | |||
|motto= Everything's Copacetic | |||
|name= Worm | |||
|date= June 11, 2011 | |||
|owner= Cauldron | |||
|manager= Wildbow | |||
|irl= {{Anonymous|Kinsey Type F|!!SHeuLX1RDVQ}} | |||
|color1= TBD | |||
|color2= TBD | |||
|captain= Our Lady of Escalation | |||
|hex= 72715f | |||
|color= Morality Grey | |||
|anthem= youtu.be/aYAJopwEYv8?t=1m6s | |||
|a_title= Rimsky Korsakov - Flight Of The Bumblebee | |||
|horn= TBA | |||
|gh_title= TBA | |||
|nickname= The Undersiders | |||
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Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Taylor Hebert? Let alone defeat her. And I'm not talking about Trump 12 Taylor Hebert. I'm not talking about full Khepri Taylor Hebert either. Hell, I'm not even talking about Biomechanical Wet Tinker Taylor Hebert with the Corona Pollentia subspecialty and and drug cooking side ability (with the potential for mind melding and being capable of both lethal and insanity inducing takedowns), equipped with her tinkertech, a perfect mecha, control of Nilbog’s minions and Panacea’s Striker abilities, with Calvert's DNA and brain implanted in her so she has timeline dropping and can operate blindfolded on Bakuda’d patients while being an expert in criminal finance and PRT corruption. I’m also not talking about Shaker Breaker Trump Mass Crowd Control Slaughterhouse Nine Crawler-Evolved Emma-Crushing Taylor Hebert with Amy’s bug relays and Bugbots (which are capable of Breaker Transformations, Blaster attacks, shielding allies and stealing Broadcast Shard’s Final Form), her original powers (which grant her precog immunity, total invulnerability, Endbringer piercing, Tinker abilities, summoning child-sized Ziz as a sister, Leet power work-arounds, being smarter than everyone else, Lung Worfing, SS Flanderizing, an aura of pure wholesomeness and hope, anime finishing moves and a magical girl transformation) and a third love-coerced teammate following her around, capable of using Thinker powers, Scion manipulations, vial transmutation, puppy dog eyes, postcog revelations, Leviathan no-sells, Sleeper interrogation, city destroying lasers, earthquake production and even lightning-fast movement, equipped with her tinkertech assault rifle(capable of using freezing and hot beams and dissolving any criminal at 300 paces) and a Shaker-created sword because she is a master in close quarters combat and ceremonial territory fighting, a perfect Master projection (that can resist gravity and all physics, shear through everything, and has infinite range), control of both the insects and the true nature of Shards, with Eden’s DNA and remaining faces implanted on her chest, her four Nice Guy Clones guarding her and nine Shatterbirds floating behind her AFTER she absorbed Thinker powers from Jack Slash, entered Slaughterhouse 9000 Mode, cast permanent DnD spells on everybody and used limit breaking Tinkertech and surgery so she can use their powers while they are held under Sleeper’s power. I'm definitely NOT Talking about revenge mode warlord of the Undersiders Skitter bug manipulating Alexandria choking Coil-killer Dungeon Master Green Lantern Stamina stealing Taylor Hebert with memory erasure, timeline splitting, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, and bomb tinkering, equipped with always lethal laser pistols while building super secret Sphere type moon bases on Earth as her base of operations, controlling the Gold Experience Requiem stand, having become the original vampire after Alucard, able to tap into the speedforce, wearing the Kamen Rider Black RX suit the ring of power and Rainbow Lantern, with Scion’s DNA implanted in her so he has fuck you beams and can save cats from any tree in the world while being an expert in social manipulation and power classifications and having eaten Popeye's spinach. I'm talking about original Superhero Wards 9000 Echidna eating good clone Shadow shifting Legendary Triumvirate Cauldron destroying PRT agent Taylor Hebert with the Prehensile hair, master/stranger invoking aura, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, and vampiric tendencies, equipped with his PS1 Polygons while creating teleporting autobot bionicle gacha doG as her companion, controlling the Eden Abbadon Shard Collision, having become the original vampire after having absorbed Alucard as well as a God Hand, able to tap into the speedforce, wearing the Kamen Rider Black RX suit, with Kryptonian DNA implanted in her and having eaten Popeye's spinach while possessing quantum powers like Dr. Manhattan and having mastered snail and crab control. | |||
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{{sq start player |no=1 |pos=GK |name={{tt|Worthy Opponents|Thanks, Eidolon.}}}} | |||
{{sq start player |no=2 |pos=CB |name={{tt|"Meh, I can take her."|Turns out he couldn't.}}}} | |||
{{sq start player |no=14 |pos=CB |name={{tt|Predator-Prey Philosophy|Sophia is a dummy.}}}} | |||
{{sq start player |no=4 |pos=CB |name={{tt|Unwritten Rules|It's just like a game of cops and robbers.}}}} | |||
{{sq start player |no=5 |pos=DMF |name={{tt|Incest Woobie|Panacea is objectively worst waifu.}}}} | |||
{{sq start player |no=6 |pos=CMF |name={{tt|{{greentext|1.7 Million Words}}|Fuck reading this shit.}}}} | |||
{{sq bronze player |no=7 |pos=LMF |name={{tt|Vulpine Grin|le Tattletale face}}}} | |||
{{sq bronze player |no=8 |pos=RMF |name={{tt|[TRAJECTORY] [DESTINATION] [AGREEMENT]|[TRIGGERED]}}}} | |||
{{sq silver player |no=9 |pos=SS |name={{tt|Path to Victory|More like path to author fiat.}}}} | |||
{{sq silver player |no=11 |pos=SS |name={{tt|The Golden Idiot|Autistic Superman}}}} | |||
{{sq gold player |no=10 |pos=CF |name={{tt|Our Lady of Escalation {{captain}}|Taylor, Skitter, Weaver, Khepri}}}} | |||
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{{sq player |no=12 |pos=GK |name={{tt|NOT CANON|You have actually read Worm, right?}}}} | |||
{{sq player |no=13 |pos=CB |name={{tt|Bullet Brain Surgery|How to get rid of powers in 1 easy step!}}}} | |||
{{sq player |no=3 |pos=CB |name={{tt|Friendbringers|I want to hug the 20ft tall unfeeling biological death construct.}}}} | |||
{{sq player |no=15 |pos=CB |name={{tt|Queen Administrator|HALPING}}}} | |||
{{sq player |no=16 |pos=DMF |name={{tt|Verified Cape|Ask Tin Mother for this snazzy forum tag.}}}} | |||
{{sq player |no=17 |pos=DMF |name={{tt|FUCKING TINKERS|bullshit}}}} | |||
{{sq player |no=18 |pos=DMF |name={{tt|Being Taylor is Suffering|yes}}}} | |||
{{sq player |no=19 |pos=CMF |name={{tt|Kiddo|For fucks sake, he only says this like once in the entire story.}}}} | |||
{{sq player |no=20 |pos=CMF |name={{tt|Chubster|A hero to us all.}}}} | |||
{{sq player |no=21 |pos=CMF |name={{tt|TAKE THAT YOU WORM|Said Emma.}}}} | |||
{{sq player |no=22 |pos=SS |name={{tt|Metal Rage Dragon|Lung is angery}}}} | |||
{{sq player |no=23 |pos=SS |name={{tt|Collateral Damage Barbie|Fucking hell, Glory Girl.}}}} | |||
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Also reserves I guess because I'm obsessed with this shit. <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed"> | |||
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{{sq player |no=#xx |pos=CMF|name={{tt|Texting While Driving|The tragic backstory of the main antagonist.}}}} | |||
{{sq player |no=#xx |pos=CMF|name={{tt|Copacetic|In excellent order.}}}} | |||
{{sq player |no=#xx |pos=CMF|name={{tt|Weld is a Stranger|Wildbow sort of just forgot about him.}}}} | |||
{{sq player |no=#xx |pos=CMF|name={{tt|{{greentext|Herbert}}|It's Hebert you fucking retard.}}}} | |||
{{sq player |no=#xx |pos=CMF|name={{tt|Autistic Armsmaster|He's not charismatic so he clearly has autism.}}}} | |||
{{sq player |no=#xx |pos=CMF|name={{tt|Imp'd|Who?}}}} | |||
{{sq player |no=#xx |pos=CMF|name={{tt|Jack Slash|le edgy Joker-ripoff plot armour man}}}} | |||
{{sq player |no=#xx |pos=CMF|name={{tt|SpecificProtagonist|We know it's you, Madison.}}}} | |||
{{sq player |no=#xx |pos=CMF|name={{tt|xX_Void_Cowboy_Xx|Fuck off, Greg.}}}} | |||
{{sq player |no=#xx |pos=CMF|name={{tt|Death by Diceroll|Why plan out your story when you can just determine character deaths via a dice?}}}} | |||
{{sq player |no=#xx |pos=CMF|name={{tt|Sleeper Power Theory|Oh boy, another one.}}}} | |||
{{sq player |no=#xx |pos=CMF|name={{tt|Geoscythe the Eyeraper|Someone's joke edgy OC, now canon.}}}} | |||
{{sq player |no=#xx |pos=CMF|name={{tt|BULLSHIT|- Clockblocker}}}} | |||
{{sq player |no=#xx |pos=CMF|name={{tt|Literally Child Soldiers|The Wards.}}}} | |||
{{sq player |no=#xx |pos=CMF|name={{tt|Eye Crinkles|How you know she's smiling.}}}} | |||
{{sq player |no=#xx |pos=CMF|name={{tt|Simurgh / Cauldron Plot|Templates like that are forbidden.}}}} | |||
{{sq player |no=#xx |pos=CMF|name={{tt|Cut Ties|It'll improve the odds.}}}} | |||
{{sq player |no=#xx |pos=CMF|name={{tt|Aaaaa, she thought.|Aaaaa, she thought again.}}}} | |||
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==== /csh/ ==== | |||
{{SmugleafBoardInfobox | |||
|team= csh | |||
|motto= Do you have something against dogs? | |||
|name= Car Seat Headrest | |||
|date= May 1, 2010 | |||
|irl= {{Anonymous|Kinsey Type F|!!SHeuLX1RDVQ}} | |||
|color1= TBD | |||
|color2= TBD | |||
|scorer= N/A | |||
|captain= /mu/ shill will | |||
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|anthem=www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QjkSabC7bM | |||
|a_title=My Boy (Twin Fantasy) [2011] | |||
|altanthem1_what=Victory Anthem | |||
|altanthem1=www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQuzGDOZklw | |||
|altanthem1_title=Twin Fantasy (Those Boys) [2018] | |||
|horn=www.youtube.com/watch?v=i12PHJRJTVA&feature=youtu.be&t=140 | |||
|gh_title=Beach Life in Death [2011] | |||
|althorn1=www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQPOQ7s9q0g&feature=youtu.be&t=160 | |||
|altgh1_title=Nervous Young Inhumans [2011] | |||
|altgh1_what=Galvanism | |||
|althorn2=www.youtube.com/watch?v=ka9l8X8W03Y | |||
|altgh2_title=Hollywood | |||
|altgh2_what=Hollywood Makes Me Wanna Puke | |||
|althorn3=www.youtube.com/watch?v=sG_2ngI6MOE&feature=youtu.be&t=197 | |||
|altgh3_title=Drunk Drivers/Killer Whales | |||
|altgh3_what=KILLER WHALES | |||
|althorn4=www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjQiauJGWpU | |||
|altgh4_title=Fuck Merge Records | |||
|altgh4_what=Nervous Young Men | |||
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{{sq start player |no=1 |pos=GK |name={{greentext|will was a teen when he invented keeping}}}} | |||
{{sq start player |no=2 |pos=CB |name={{greentext|Post-Matador}}}} | |||
{{sq start player |no=14 |pos=CB |name=One Trait Danger}} | |||
{{sq start player |no=4 |pos=CB |name=Pain Star}} | |||
{{sq start player |no=5 |pos=DMF |name=the hell does pog mean?}} | |||
{{sq start player |no=6 |pos=CMF |name=Galvanism}} | |||
{{sq start player |no=7 |pos=LMF |name=Cate Wurtz}} | |||
{{sq silver player |no=8 |pos=RMF |name=Hollywood Makes Me Wanna Puke}} | |||
{{sq silver player |no=9 |pos=SS |name=will is a gay furry}} | |||
{{sq gold player |no=11 |pos=SS |name=DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING AGAINST DOGS?}} | |||
{{sq gold player |no=10 |pos=CF |name=/mu/ shill will {{captain}}}} | |||
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{{sq player |no=12 |pos=GK |name=Sunburned Shirts EP (uncensored)}} | |||
{{sq player |no=13 |pos=CB |name=its vore idiot}} | |||
{{sq player |no=3 |pos=CB |name=NO IDEA WHATS GOING ON IN MY LIFE}} | |||
{{sq player |no=15 |pos=CB |name=The Numbered Albums}} | |||
{{sq player |no=16 |pos=DMF |name=The Dogs are Conjoined}} | |||
{{sq player |no=17 |pos=DMF |name=I FEEL SO HAUUUUUUUUNTED}} | |||
{{sq player |no=18 |pos=DMF |name=Chad Andrew}} | |||
{{sq player |no=19 |pos=CMF |name=Craigslist Band}} | |||
{{sq player |no=20 |pos=CMF |name=Wave Goodbye to the Jets}} | |||
{{sq player |no=21 |pos=CMF |name=nice shoulders}} | |||
{{sq player |no=22 |pos=SS |name=Nervous Young Men}} | |||
{{sq player |no=23 |pos=SS |name=KILLER WHALES}} | |||
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Latest revision as of 03:45, 10 October 2024
Former /lgbt/ manager. /d/ manager and/or moral support. /indie/ manager. Trip is Kinsey Type F !!SHeuLX1RDVQ if I can be bothered to use it. Will usually just namefag instead.
Also manage some fake teams I guess.
Contacts
- Email: kinseytypef@gmail.com
- Discord: kinseytypefug
- IRC: KinseyTypeF
I prefer being contacted through Discord. Only check Email and IRC during cups.
Teams I Manage(d)
Current
Maybe???
/cwc/ maybe next time chris does something interesting, but it feels right to retire this team on a 9.0
/rats/ if on 17
/testing/ only for test cups
File:Avgn icon.png /avgn/ if I can beg someone to help with aes
Former
/lgbt/
/aus/
/lgbfit/
/mld/
/shar/
Hall of shitty half-baked fake teams that will probably never be used
a u t i s m
If a team actually gets used in a competition it'll get its own page.
I use most of these for >testing.
/avgn/
if ONE GUY NO CONTINUES gets injured you arent allowed to bring another player on
That's Right, We're Gonna Cheat is a bench gold that is only allowed to come on if the team is losing at 65
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no one wants me to make this. it will get the stream banned. this is here as a threat, a cock of damocles if you will.
Stadium: The Cum Dimension (its just a white void)
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ayy league is truly the best (funniest) league
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A based as fuck comedy porn webcomic.
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retired streamer :(
could probably make a whole team just of rat movie shitposting tbh oops lol /rats/
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Teams put into Hibernation
Ones that I'm bored of or no longer find relevant.
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There's no market in pandering to morons. I wouldn't want to make that kind of money.
Grimoire is an elite game that is unlike anything else up on the Steam store. I defy you to find anything like it in the thousands of games listed. I defy you to find a game like it on the planet. It's not even a Wizardry clone really - it's everything Wizardry should have been but never was.
I'm not competing with Sir-Tech any more. Amongst other reasons, they went bankrupt 17 years ago.
I'm not competing with anybody. Grimoire is the pinnacle of the peak of the summit of the incline. I could probably get 99.95 from a lot of people but I don't want to limit it just to the very elect of RPG players. I made a compromise and and priced it somewhere just under current AAA titles. The truth is there is not an AAA title you could buy nowadays that deserves to crawl up on a high chair and plant a kiss in the crack of Grimoire's ass when it comes to enjoyment, immersion and wonderful escape.
I say all this with confidence because I have been playing my game 12 hours a day for two months and I can assure you there has never been anything like it in all of recorded human history. It's the greatest thing ever to emerge from that genre. The fact is, people who enjoy that genre are considering it cheap at that price. If you are not a connoisseur of the genre then why would I amend anything in it to appeal to you? It's like saying Mozart needed more cowbell.
Trust what I am saying. Those of you who played the demo and got the scent of greatness will know the full game has achieved it. For whatever it lacks it has much more in abundance.
I was just playing Kublai Cathedral to check all the logic and was almost weeping tears of joy at how wonderfully told the story of everything is in the game. I had forgotten a lot of it and it was like reading the work of someone else.
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Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Taylor Hebert? Let alone defeat her. And I'm not talking about Trump 12 Taylor Hebert. I'm not talking about full Khepri Taylor Hebert either. Hell, I'm not even talking about Biomechanical Wet Tinker Taylor Hebert with the Corona Pollentia subspecialty and and drug cooking side ability (with the potential for mind melding and being capable of both lethal and insanity inducing takedowns), equipped with her tinkertech, a perfect mecha, control of Nilbog’s minions and Panacea’s Striker abilities, with Calvert's DNA and brain implanted in her so she has timeline dropping and can operate blindfolded on Bakuda’d patients while being an expert in criminal finance and PRT corruption. I’m also not talking about Shaker Breaker Trump Mass Crowd Control Slaughterhouse Nine Crawler-Evolved Emma-Crushing Taylor Hebert with Amy’s bug relays and Bugbots (which are capable of Breaker Transformations, Blaster attacks, shielding allies and stealing Broadcast Shard’s Final Form), her original powers (which grant her precog immunity, total invulnerability, Endbringer piercing, Tinker abilities, summoning child-sized Ziz as a sister, Leet power work-arounds, being smarter than everyone else, Lung Worfing, SS Flanderizing, an aura of pure wholesomeness and hope, anime finishing moves and a magical girl transformation) and a third love-coerced teammate following her around, capable of using Thinker powers, Scion manipulations, vial transmutation, puppy dog eyes, postcog revelations, Leviathan no-sells, Sleeper interrogation, city destroying lasers, earthquake production and even lightning-fast movement, equipped with her tinkertech assault rifle(capable of using freezing and hot beams and dissolving any criminal at 300 paces) and a Shaker-created sword because she is a master in close quarters combat and ceremonial territory fighting, a perfect Master projection (that can resist gravity and all physics, shear through everything, and has infinite range), control of both the insects and the true nature of Shards, with Eden’s DNA and remaining faces implanted on her chest, her four Nice Guy Clones guarding her and nine Shatterbirds floating behind her AFTER she absorbed Thinker powers from Jack Slash, entered Slaughterhouse 9000 Mode, cast permanent DnD spells on everybody and used limit breaking Tinkertech and surgery so she can use their powers while they are held under Sleeper’s power. I'm definitely NOT Talking about revenge mode warlord of the Undersiders Skitter bug manipulating Alexandria choking Coil-killer Dungeon Master Green Lantern Stamina stealing Taylor Hebert with memory erasure, timeline splitting, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, and bomb tinkering, equipped with always lethal laser pistols while building super secret Sphere type moon bases on Earth as her base of operations, controlling the Gold Experience Requiem stand, having become the original vampire after Alucard, able to tap into the speedforce, wearing the Kamen Rider Black RX suit the ring of power and Rainbow Lantern, with Scion’s DNA implanted in her so he has fuck you beams and can save cats from any tree in the world while being an expert in social manipulation and power classifications and having eaten Popeye's spinach. I'm talking about original Superhero Wards 9000 Echidna eating good clone Shadow shifting Legendary Triumvirate Cauldron destroying PRT agent Taylor Hebert with the Prehensile hair, master/stranger invoking aura, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, and vampiric tendencies, equipped with his PS1 Polygons while creating teleporting autobot bionicle gacha doG as her companion, controlling the Eden Abbadon Shard Collision, having become the original vampire after having absorbed Alucard as well as a God Hand, able to tap into the speedforce, wearing the Kamen Rider Black RX suit, with Kryptonian DNA implanted in her and having eaten Popeye's spinach while possessing quantum powers like Dr. Manhattan and having mastered snail and crab control.
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Was planning to run this in /mu/ league.
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