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==History==
==History==
As a team with only a caretaker and a passing interest in tactics, the players themselves are the pride and joy of /egg/ - after all, combined with their goal horns and chants they are the lifeblood of any team. Entering the VGL as 23 Eggman clones with different names, a full revamp once we got our shit together made us (in our humble opinion) one of the most visually unique teams in the game.
As a team with a manager who has a passing interest in tactics that actually make sense, the players are the pride and joy of /egg/ - after all, combined with their goal horns and chants they are the lifeblood of any team. Entering the VGL as 23 Eggman clones with different names, a full revamp once we got our shit together made us (in our humble opinion) one of the most visually unique teams in the League.


Outside of visuals, the roster itself has only had a few relatively minor shake-ups, mainly because the caretaker is a procrastinating piece of shit who takes ages to get anything done. The multitude of games available has lead to a colourful variety of players and various memes impenetrable to the passing viewer (due to the general's history, a fairly large number have always originated from Space Engineers which SOME PEOPLE keep complaining about FUCK you give ideas and just FUCKING VOTE for them if you REALLY want to make a cha[ENTRY REDACTED]).
This page will slowly fill up with shots of the lads while we wait for each of them to have some screentime, or in some cases actually get a unique model in the first place.
If the Omnissiah decides we aren't advancing this time, we might as well look good going out.
<br>[[/egg/|Get back to the main page <strong>here</strong>.]]


==Roster==
==Roster==


===Starters===
===Starters===
The main 11, the guys you'll see first on pitch to get bodied, carded and subbed out.
The main 11: the guys you'll see first on pitch to get bodied, carded and subbed out.
<br> <br>
{| class="wikitable" style="text-align:center; margin: auto; width: 1400px; position: relative;"
! style="background:#EEE;color:black;min-width:100px" | Who
! style="background:#EEE;color:black" | What


{|  class="wikitable" style="text-align:center; margin: auto; width: 1300px; position: relative;"
|-  bgcolor="93c66b"
!  style="background:#EEE;color:black;width:188px" |  Name
| align="center" | '''Eggman<br>#1 (Captain)'''<br><i>The Sonic franchise</i>
!  style="background:#EEE;color:black;width:94px" |  Number
| align="center" | [[File:Eggum.png|300px]]
!  style="background:#EEE;color:black;width:100px" |  Origin
 
!  style="background:#EEE;color:black;width:200px" |  Picture
|-  bgcolor="e0c068"
!  style="background:#EEE;color:black;width:634px" |  Description
| align="center" | '''Mechanically Engineered Autism<br>#21'''<br><i>Factorio</i>
|-  bgcolor="ffffff"
| align="center" | [[File:EggMechAut.png|300px]]
| align="center" | '''Eggman'''
 
| align="center" | 1
|-  bgcolor="e0c068"
| align="center" | gamename
| align="center" | '''CLANG<br>#23'''<br><i>H̺̱͎͎͘E̼͓̩̞͗ͤ̿ ̵̗͖̯͚͇̯̤͊̍C̹̤̎ͫͫ͒O̱͐̓̆̊̄̕M̍̀̋̀ͤ̏ͧ҉̙͖̻E̟͈͕̰͇̼S͔̖</i>
| align="center" | [[File:filename.png|widthpx]]
| align="center" | [[File:ClangRost.png|300px]]
| align="center" | words
 
|-  bgcolor="ffffff"
|-  bgcolor="b7bec5"
| align="center" | '''The Chad Stormworks Player'''
| align="center" | '''Chaos Engine<br>#19'''<br><i>Besiege</i>
| align="center" | 2
| align="center" | [[File:ChaosRost.png|300px]]
| align="center" | gamename
 
| align="center" | [[File:filename.png|widthpx]]
|-  bgcolor="b7bec5"
| align="center" | words
| align="center" | '''Thomasformer<br>#20'''<br><i>Machinecraft</i>
|-  bgcolor="ffffff"
| align="center" | [[File:ThomasRost.png|300px]]
| align="center" | '''player'''
 
| align="center" | 3
|-  bgcolor="b7bec5"
| align="center" | gamename
| align="center" | '''Landing Gear On Rotors On Pistons<br>#22'''<br><i>Space Engineers</i>
| align="center" | [[File:filename.png|widthpx]]
| align="center" | [[File:LandingRost.png|300px]]
| align="center" | words
 
|-  bgcolor="ffffff"
|-  bgcolor="c3d69b"
| align="center" | '''player'''
| align="center" | '''Early Access Sandbox Game<br>#2'''<br><i>Many, many new<br>indie games</i>
| align="center" | 4
| align="center" | [[File:EarlyAccRost.png|300px]]
| align="center" | gamename
 
| align="center" | [[File:filename.png|widthpx]]
|-  bgcolor="c3d69b"
| align="center" | words
| align="center" | '''Gas The Marek<br>#3'''<br><i>Space Engineers;<br>Keen Code House</i>
|-  bgcolor="ffffff"
| align="center" | [[File:MarekRost.png|300px]]
| align="center" | '''player'''
 
| align="center" | 5
|-  bgcolor="c3d69b"
| align="center" | gamename
| align="center" | '''aeiou<br>#4'''<br><i>Moonbase Alpha</i>
| align="center" | [[File:filename.png|widthpx]]
| align="center" | [[File:AeiouRost.png|300px]]
| align="center" | words
 
|-  bgcolor="ffffff"
|-  bgcolor="c3d69b"
| align="center" | '''player'''
| align="center" | '''The Chad<br>Stormworks Player<br>#5'''<br><i>Stormworks</i>
| align="center" | 6
| align="center" | [[File:TheChadRost.png|300px]]
| align="center" | gamename
 
| align="center" | [[File:filename.png|widthpx]]
|-  bgcolor="c3d69b"
| align="center" | words
| align="center" | '''{{greentext|Physician}}<br>#6'''<br><i>/rcg/ - Robocraft Gnereal</i>
|-  bgcolor="ffffff"
| align="center" | [[File:EggDefRost.png|200px]]<br>Placeholder
| align="center" | '''player'''
| align="center" | 7
| align="center" | gamename
| align="center" | [[File:filename.png|widthpx]]
| align="center" | words
|-  bgcolor="ffffff"
| align="center" | '''player'''
| align="center" | 8
| align="center" | gamename
| align="center" | [[File:filename.png|widthpx]]
| align="center" | words
|-  bgcolor="ffffff"
| align="center" | '''player'''
| align="center" | 9
| align="center" | gamename
| align="center" | [[File:filename.png|widthpx]]
| align="center" | words
|-  bgcolor="ffffff"
| align="center" | '''player'''
| align="center" | 10
| align="center" | gamename
| align="center" | [[File:filename.png|widthpx]]
| align="center" | words
|-  bgcolor="ffffff"
| align="center" | '''player'''
| align="center" | 11
| align="center" | gamename
| align="center" | [[File:filename.png|widthpx]]
| align="center" | words
|}
|}
<br>


===Bench===
===Bench===
The ones who feel their aesthetics are underappreciated because you never see them.
The ones who feel their aesthetics are underappreciated because you never get to see them.
<br> <br>
{| class="wikitable" style="text-align:center; margin: auto; width: 1400px; position: relative;"
! style="background:#EEE;color:black;min-width:100px" | Who
! style="background:#EEE;color:black" | What
 
|-  bgcolor="c3d69b"
| align="center" | '''Square-chan'''<br>'''(The Player Formerly'''<br>'''Known As Robokek)<br>#7'''<br><i>Robocraft</i>
| align="center" | [[File:SquareRost.png|300px]]
 
|-  bgcolor="c3d69b"
| align="center" | '''{{greentext|Structural Integrity}}<br>#8'''<br><i>Many games;<br>real life</i>
| align="center" | [[File:EggDefRost.png|200px]]<br>Placeholder
 
|-  bgcolor="c3d69b"
| align="center" | '''John Madden<br>#9'''<br><i>Moonbase Alpha;<br>John Madden Football<br>video game franchise</i>
| align="center" | [[File:EggDefRost.png|200px]]<br>Placeholder
 
|-  bgcolor="c3d69b"
| align="center" | '''Jebediah Kerman<br>#10'''<br><i>Kerbal Space Program</i>
| align="center" | [[File:EggJeb.png|300px]]
 
|-  bgcolor="c3d69b"
| align="center" | '''SPIDERTRON<br>#11'''<br><i>Factorio</i>
| align="center" | [[File:EggSpidertron.gif]]
 
|-  bgcolor="c3d69b"
| align="center" | '''FAILURE<br>#12'''<br><i>Infinifactory</i>
| align="center" | [[File:EggDefRost.png|200px]]<br>Placeholder
 
|-  bgcolor="c3d69b"
| align="center" | '''BLUE, HURT<br>#13'''<br><i>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gOWCVfnN-E A crazy Finnish man]</i>
| align="center" | [[File:EggDefRost.png|200px]]<br>Placeholder
 
|-  bgcolor="c3d69b"
| align="center" | '''Nick "Unification" Smart<br>#14'''<br><i>From The Depths</i>
| align="center" | [[File:EggDefRost.png|200px]]<br>Placeholder
 
|-  bgcolor="c3d69b"
| align="center" | '''Godforsaken Astronaut<br>#15'''<br><i>[https://randyregier.com/portfolio/godforsaken-astronaut/ This unnerving toy]</i>
| align="center" | [[File:GodforsakenRost.png|300px]]
 
|-  bgcolor="c3d69b"
| align="center" | '''Anataeus Vaya<br>#16'''<br><i>Opus Magnum</i>
| align="center" | [[File:EggVayaFull.png]]
 
|-  bgcolor="c3d69b"
| align="center" | '''Turrents<br>#17'''<br><i>Factorio</i>
| align="center" | [[File:EggDefRost.png|200px]]<br>Placeholder


{|  class="wikitable" style="text-align:center; margin: auto; width: 1300px; position: relative;"
|-  bgcolor="c3d69b"
!  style="background:#EEE;color:black;width:188px" |  Name
| align="center" | '''DAKKA<br>#18'''<br><i>Warhammer 40k;<br>any game with guns</i>
!  style="background:#EEE;color:black;width:94px" |  Number
| align="center" | [[File:DakkaRost.png|300px]]
!  style="background:#EEE;color:black;width:100px" |  Origin
!  style="background:#EEE;color:black;width:200px" |  Picture
!  style="background:#EEE;color:black;width:634px" |  Description
|-  bgcolor="ffffff"
| align="center" | '''player'''
| align="center" | 12
| align="center" | gamename
| align="center" | [[File:filename.png|widthpx]]
| align="center" | words
|-  bgcolor="ffffff"
| align="center" | '''player'''
| align="center" | 13
| align="center" | gamename
| align="center" | [[File:filename.png|widthpx]]
| align="center" | words
|-  bgcolor="ffffff"
| align="center" | '''player'''
| align="center" | 14
| align="center" | gamename
| align="center" | [[File:filename.png|widthpx]]
| align="center" | words
|-  bgcolor="ffffff"
| align="center" | '''player'''
| align="center" | 15
| align="center" | gamename
| align="center" | [[File:filename.png|widthpx]]
| align="center" | words
|-  bgcolor="ffffff"
| align="center" | '''player'''
| align="center" | 16
| align="center" | gamename
| align="center" | [[File:filename.png|widthpx]]
| align="center" | words
|-  bgcolor="ffffff"
| align="center" | '''player'''
| align="center" | 17
| align="center" | gamename
| align="center" | [[File:filename.png|widthpx]]
| align="center" | words
|-  bgcolor="ffffff"
| align="center" | '''player'''
| align="center" | 18
| align="center" | gamename
| align="center" | [[File:filename.png|widthpx]]
| align="center" | words
|-  bgcolor="ffffff"
| align="center" | '''player'''
| align="center" | 19
| align="center" | gamename
| align="center" | [[File:filename.png|widthpx]]
| align="center" | words
|-  bgcolor="ffffff"
| align="center" | '''player'''
| align="center" | 20
| align="center" | gamename
| align="center" | [[File:filename.png|widthpx]]
| align="center" | words
|-  bgcolor="ffffff"
| align="center" | '''player'''
| align="center" | 21
| align="center" | gamename
| align="center" | [[File:filename.png|widthpx]]
| align="center" | words
|-  bgcolor="ffffff"
| align="center" | '''player'''
| align="center" | 22
| align="center" | gamename
| align="center" | [[File:filename.png|widthpx]]
| align="center" | words
|-  bgcolor="ffffff"
| align="center" | '''player'''
| align="center" | 23
| align="center" | gamename
| align="center" | [[File:filename.png|widthpx]]
| align="center" | words
|}
|}
<br>
==The Dumpster==
Players who simply weren't popular enough to keep their slot on the active roster, waiting for their day in the sun once again. For some it probably won't come again because they're dead fucking memes.
There are also a couple who, at the end of the roster polls, got chosen by the Omnissiah to not make it through after they drew with others and also some miscounting shenanigans. It was kind of a clusterfuck honestly
<br> <br>
{|  class="wikitable" style="text-align:center; margin: auto; width: 1400px; position: relative;"
!  style="background:#EEE;color:black;min-width:100px" | Who
!  style="background:#EEE;color:black" | What
|-  bgcolor="#b7bec5"
| align="center" | '''RIP SERB<br>#-7'''<br><i>Space Engineers</i>
| align="center" | [[File:EggDefRost.png|200px]]<br>Placeholder


===The Dumpster===
|-  bgcolor="#b7bec5"
Players who simply weren't popular enough to keep their slot on the active roster, waiting for their day in the sun once again.<br>For some it probably won't come again because they're dead fucking memes.
| align="center" | '''SHINY AND CHROME<br>#-6'''<br><i>All games with SPEED</i>
| align="center" | [[File:EggDefRost.png|200px]]<br>Placeholder


There are also a couple who, at the end of the roster polls, got chosen by the Omnissiah to not make it through after they drew with others. It was kind of a hilarious clusterfuck honestly
|-  bgcolor="#b7bec5"
| align="center" | '''M1 Bradley<br>#-5'''<br><i>Pentagon Wars</i>
| align="center" | [[File:BradleyRost.png|300px]]


{| class="wikitable" style="text-align:center; margin: auto; width: 1300px; position: relative;"
|-  bgcolor="#b7bec5"
! style="background:#EEE;color:black;width:188px" |  Name
| align="center" | '''PLACEHOLDER<br>#-4'''<br><i>awdawfafaef</i>
!  style="background:#EEE;color:black;width:94px" |  Number
| align="center" | [[File:EggDefRost.png|200px]]<br>Placeholder
!  style="background:#EEE;color:black;width:100px" |  Origin
 
!  style="background:#EEE;color:black;width:200px" |  Picture
|-  bgcolor="#b7bec5"
!  style="background:#EEE;color:black;width:634px" |  Description
| align="center" | '''Lemonhulk<br>#-3'''<br><i>The ol' beauty<br>of the Spengies<br>colonisation era</i>
|-  bgcolor="ffffff"
| align="center" | [[File:LemonRost.png|300px]]
| align="center" | '''RIP SERB'''
 
| align="center" | -7st
|-  bgcolor="#b7bec5"
| align="center" | gamename
| align="center" | [[File:filename.png|widthpx]]
| align="center" | The utterance of every player when the server inevitably decides it can't handle the strain of whatever batshit, CPU-consuming creations are being built within its confines.<br>Survived the last roster poll for a fleeting second, until we were reminded that Eggman had been designated as always being on the team so we'd miscounted how many could be voted in. Subsequently, the Omnissiah said "lolno" and pushed him off the bottom of the list.
|- bgcolor="ffffff"
| align="center" | '''SHINY AND CHROME'''
| align="center" | -6rd
| align="center" | gamename
| align="center" | [[File:filename.png|widthpx]]
| align="center" | A warcry of all those who wish to be WITNESSED as their mortal bodies succumb to the forces of high-speed shenanigans.
|-  bgcolor="ffffff"
| align="center" | '''M1 Bradley'''
| align="center" | -5st
| align="center" | gamename
| align="center" | [[File:filename.png|widthpx]]
| align="center" | The unholy mish-mash bastard child of higher-ups meddling with the design of what was ostensibly a troop carrier (now an amphibious masterpiece of a 10+-foot-high scout vehicle with infantry weapon portholes, an AA cannon, anti-tank missiles, a budget of $14 billion, over a decade of development... and no room for carrying troops).
|- bgcolor="ffffff"
| align="center" | '''Satisfactory'''
| align="center" | -4rd
| align="center" | The player character (...from Satisfactory)
| align="center" | [[File:filename.png|widthpx]]
| align="center" | Voted in as good enough for a new player suggestion yet voted out in the final poll for not being /egg/ enough.<br>Kind of like the game, really.
|-  bgcolor="ffffff"
| align="center" | '''Lemonhulk'''
| align="center" | -3st
| align="center" | The ol' beauty of the Spengies colonisation era
| align="center" | [[File:filename.png|widthpx]]
| align="center" | Space hulk: a term describing a vast, asymmetrical spaceship created from the bodies of smaller, derelict ships both functioning and otherwise grafted onto one another. Ugly, yet unbelievably beautiful. Created back when /seg/ and /svgg/-goers still flew the Warbros banner, her form was purely for function in raids against the unwitting Argentinian denizens of some public server they descended on to colonise for their own. The lemon-coated creation was tragically from an era before any of us considered saving her as a blueprint for future generations. As such, her glorious figure was never able to be truly represented on the pitch.
|-  bgcolor="ffffff"
| align="center" | '''KEEEEEEEEN'''
| align="center" | '''KEEEEEEEEN'''
| align="center" | -2st
| align="center" | -2st
| align="center" | Space Engineers
| align="center" | Space Engineers
| align="center" | [[File:filename.png|widthpx]]
| align="center" | [[File:EggDefRost.png|200px]]<br>Placeholder
| align="center" | The exasperated call of an engie suffering from the shitty Keencode in a game that could have been so much more. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRnSnfiUI54 For correct enunciation, think Riker].
 
|-  bgcolor="ffffff"
|-  bgcolor="#b7bec5"
| align="center" | '''BLANEDS'''
| align="center" | '''BLANEDS<br>#-1'''<br><i>Space Engineers</i>
| align="center" | -1rdn't
| align="center" | [[File:BlanedsRost.png|300px]]
| align="center" | Space Engineers
| align="center" | [[File:filename.png|widthpx]]
| align="center" | Planets got added after years of delays, and they were as mediocre as people should have expected. Got the least votes by far in popularity polls. Shit mechanic, dead meme.
|}
|}

Latest revision as of 19:55, 21 December 2024

For the main article, visit /egg/.

History

As a team with a manager who has a passing interest in tactics that actually make sense, the players are the pride and joy of /egg/ - after all, combined with their goal horns and chants they are the lifeblood of any team. Entering the VGL as 23 Eggman clones with different names, a full revamp once we got our shit together made us (in our humble opinion) one of the most visually unique teams in the League.

This page will slowly fill up with shots of the lads while we wait for each of them to have some screentime, or in some cases actually get a unique model in the first place.
Get back to the main page here.

Roster

Starters

The main 11: the guys you'll see first on pitch to get bodied, carded and subbed out.

Who What
Eggman
#1 (Captain)
The Sonic franchise 		Eggum.png
Mechanically Engineered Autism
#21
Factorio 		EggMechAut.png
CLANG
#23
H̺̱͎͎͘E̼͓̩̞͗ͤ̿ ̵̗͖̯͚͇̯̤͊̍C̹̤̎ͫͫ͒O̱͐̓̆̊̄̕M̍̀̋̀ͤ̏ͧ҉̙͖̻E̟͈͕̰͇̼S͔̖ 		ClangRost.png
Chaos Engine
#19
Besiege 		ChaosRost.png
Thomasformer
#20
Machinecraft 		ThomasRost.png
Landing Gear On Rotors On Pistons
#22
Space Engineers 		LandingRost.png
Early Access Sandbox Game
#2
Many, many new
indie games 		EarlyAccRost.png
Gas The Marek
#3
Space Engineers;
Keen Code House 		MarekRost.png
aeiou
#4
Moonbase Alpha 		AeiouRost.png
The Chad
Stormworks Player
#5
Stormworks 		TheChadRost.png
>Physician
#6
/rcg/ - Robocraft Gnereal 		EggDefRost.png
Placeholder


Bench

The ones who feel their aesthetics are underappreciated because you never get to see them.

Who What
Square-chan
(The Player Formerly
Known As Robokek)
#7
Robocraft 		SquareRost.png
>Structural Integrity
#8
Many games;
real life 		EggDefRost.png
Placeholder
John Madden
#9
Moonbase Alpha;
John Madden Football
video game franchise 		EggDefRost.png
Placeholder
Jebediah Kerman
#10
Kerbal Space Program 		EggJeb.png
SPIDERTRON
#11
Factorio 		EggSpidertron.gif
FAILURE
#12
Infinifactory 		EggDefRost.png
Placeholder
BLUE, HURT
#13
A crazy Finnish man 		EggDefRost.png
Placeholder
Nick "Unification" Smart
#14
From The Depths 		EggDefRost.png
Placeholder
Godforsaken Astronaut
#15
This unnerving toy 		GodforsakenRost.png
Anataeus Vaya
#16
Opus Magnum 		EggVayaFull.png
Turrents
#17
Factorio 		EggDefRost.png
Placeholder
DAKKA
#18
Warhammer 40k;
any game with guns 		DakkaRost.png


The Dumpster

Players who simply weren't popular enough to keep their slot on the active roster, waiting for their day in the sun once again. For some it probably won't come again because they're dead fucking memes.

There are also a couple who, at the end of the roster polls, got chosen by the Omnissiah to not make it through after they drew with others and also some miscounting shenanigans. It was kind of a clusterfuck honestly

Who What
RIP SERB
#-7
Space Engineers 		EggDefRost.png
Placeholder
SHINY AND CHROME
#-6
All games with SPEED 		EggDefRost.png
Placeholder
M1 Bradley
#-5
Pentagon Wars 		BradleyRost.png
PLACEHOLDER
#-4
awdawfafaef 		EggDefRost.png
Placeholder
Lemonhulk
#-3
The ol' beauty
of the Spengies
colonisation era 		LemonRost.png
KEEEEEEEEN -2st Space Engineers EggDefRost.png
Placeholder
BLANEDS
#-1
Space Engineers 		BlanedsRost.png
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