/egg/ Roster
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History
As a team with only a caretaker and a passing interest in tactics, the players themselves are the pride and joy of /egg/ - after all, combined with their goal horns and chants they are the lifeblood of any team. Entering the VGL as 23 Eggman clones with different names, a full revamp once we got our shit together made us (in our humble opinion) one of the most visually unique teams in the game.
This page has basically no reason to exist other than show off shots of the boys in-game, so this'll be a work in progress while we wait for each of them to have some screentime.
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Roster
Starters
The main 11: the guys you'll see first on pitch to get bodied, carded and subbed out.
| Name | Number | Origin | Picture |
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| Eggman | 1 (Captain) |
The Sonic franchise | 
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| Mechanically Engineered Autism | 21 | Factorio | 
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| CLANG | 23 | H̺̱͎͎͘E̼͓̩̞͗ͤ̿ ̵̗͖̯͚͇̯̤͊̍C̹̤̎ͫͫ͒O̱͐̓̆̊̄̕M̍̀̋̀ͤ̏ͧ҉̙͖̻E̟͈͕̰͇̼S͔̖ | 
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| Chaos Engine | 19 | Besiege | 
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| Thomasformer | 20 | Machinecraft | 
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| Landing Gear On Rotors On Pistons | 22 | Space Engineers | 
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| EARLY ACCESS SANDBOX GAME | 2 | Many, many new indie games |
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| Gas The Marek | 3 | Space Engineers; Keen Code House |
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| aeiou | 4 | Moonbase Alpha | 
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| The Chad Stormworks Player |
5 | Stormworks | 
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| >Physician | 6 | /rcg/ - Robocraft Gnereal |  Placeholder |
Bench
The ones who feel their aesthetics are underappreciated because you never get to see them.
| Name | Number | Origin | Picture |
|---|---|---|---|
| Square-chan (The Player Formerly Known As Robokek) |
7 | Robocraft | 
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| >Structural Integrity | 8 | Many games; real life |
Placeholder |
| John Madden | 9 | Moonbase Alpha; John Madden Football video game franchise |
Placeholder |
| Jebediah Kerman | 10 | Kerbal Space Program | 
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| SPIDERTRON | 11 | Factorio | 
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| FAILURE | 12 | Infinifactory | Placeholder |
| BLUE, HURT | 13 | A crazy Finnish man | Placeholder |
| Nick "Unification" Smart | 14 | From The Depths | Placeholder |
| Godforsaken Astronaut | 15 | This unnerving toy | 
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| Anataeus Vaya | 16 | Opus Magnum | 
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| Turrents | 17 | Factorio | Placeholder |
| DAKKA | 18 | Warhammer 40k; any game with guns |
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The Dumpster
Players who simply weren't popular enough to keep their slot on the active roster, waiting for their day in the sun once again. For some it probably won't come again because they're dead fucking memes.
There are also a couple who, at the end of the roster polls, got chosen by the Omnissiah to not make it through after they drew with others and also some miscounting shenanigans. It was kind of a clusterfuck honestly
| Name | Number | Origin | Picture |
|---|---|---|---|
| RIP SERB | -7st | Space Engineers | Placeholder |
| SHINY AND CHROME | -6rd | All games with SPEED | Placeholder |
| M1 Bradley | -5st | Real life; Pentagon Wars |
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| Satisfactory | -4rd | ...Satisfactory | Doesn't actually have one lol |
| Lemonhulk | -3st | The ol' beauty of the Spengies colonisation era |
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| KEEEEEEEEN | -2st | Space Engineers | Placeholder |
| BLANEDS | -1rdn't | Space Engineers | 
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