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|althorn6= youtube.com/watch?v=tC5vie59hec | |althorn6= youtube.com/watch?v=tC5vie59hec | ||
|altgh6_title= Ona jest Pedałem | |altgh6_title= Ona jest Pedałem | ||
|altgh6_what= Dangerous Ideology Goalhorn | |altgh6_what= Dangerous Ideology/Julka Goalhorn | ||
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{{sq start player |no=89 |pos=GK|name={{tt|The Round Table| A slice for you, a slice for me...}}}} | {{sq start player |no=89 |pos=GK|name={{tt|The Round Table| A slice for you, a slice for me...}}}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=54 |pos=LB|name={{tt| | {{sq start player |no=54 |pos=LB|name={{tt|Inflation| Over 5% and still going up! }}}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=69 |pos=CB|name= {{tt|Dangerous Ideology | They're coming after your children, just like your local priest ;^)}}}} | {{sq start player |no=69 |pos=CB|name= {{tt|Dangerous Ideology | They're coming after your children, just like your local priest ;^)}}}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=0 |pos=CB|name= {{tt|Angry Feminoid | OMG I JUST WANT TO KILL MY UNBORN BABY SO I WON'T HAVE TO PUT UP WITH CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS, WHY CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND IT YOU FUCKING INCEL??!!!}}}} | {{sq start player |no=0 |pos=CB|name= {{tt|Angry Feminoid | OMG I JUST WANT TO KILL MY UNBORN BABY SO I WON'T HAVE TO PUT UP WITH CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS, WHY CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND IT YOU FUCKING INCEL??!!!}}}} | ||
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{{sq start player |no=53 |pos=DMF |name= {{tt|EU Gibs| This player was funded by the EU Cohesion Fund | {{sq start player |no=53 |pos=DMF |name= {{tt|EU Gibs| This player was funded by the EU Cohesion Fund | ||
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{{sq | {{sq silver player |no=10 |pos=CMF|name= {{tt|The Twins| Our own Bogs, only one left}}}} | ||
{{sq silver player |no=30 |pos= | {{sq silver player |no=30 |pos=AMF|name= {{tt|Janusz Korwin Mikke|Ozjasz Goldberg}}}} | ||
{{sq silver player |no=7 |pos=AMF|name= {{tt|Ukrainian Immigrant| Ahh... so THIS is how West was feeling first time Poles migrated en masse, I get it now...}}}} | {{sq silver player |no=7 |pos=AMF|name= {{tt|Ukrainian Immigrant| Ahh... so THIS is how West was feeling first time Poles migrated en masse, I get it now...}}}} | ||
{{sq gold player |no=65 |pos=CF|name= {{tt|Polin|אין כמו בבית}}}}{{Captain}} | {{sq gold player |no=65 |pos=CF|name= {{tt|Polin|אין כמו בבית}}}}{{Captain}} | ||
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{{sq player |no=1 |pos=GK |name= {{tt|SKW|Polish branch of Mossad}}}} | {{sq player |no=1 |pos=GK |name= {{tt|SKW|Polish branch of Mossad}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no=3 |pos=CB |name={{tt| Coof Police| Imagine catching actual criminals...}}}} | {{sq player |no=3 |pos=CB |name={{tt| Coof Police| Imagine catching actual criminals...}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no=8 |pos=CB |name= {{tt| | {{sq player |no=8 |pos=CB |name= {{tt|Polish Border Guard| Ha ha water cannon go brrrrr}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no=6 |pos=LB|name= {{tt|Polish Death Camps| What do you mean they had German speaking staff?!}}}} | {{sq player |no=6 |pos=LB|name= {{tt|Polish Death Camps| What do you mean they had German speaking staff?!}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no=2 |pos=RB|name={{tt|Hooligan| All our hooligan effort | {{sq player |no=5 |pos=LB|name= {{tt| Private Emil | The absolute fucking state of polish army}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no=2 |pos=RB|name={{tt|Hooligan| All our hooligan effort to you, beloved homeland!}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no=15 |pos= | {{sq player |no=20 |pos=RB |name= {{tt|Testoviron| First of the Prophets, he bestowed the Truth and the Light upon many}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no=15 |pos=DMF |name= {{tt|Julka| Your expert from Twitter about everything, gender pronounce to be exact.}}}} | |||
{{sq player |no=14 |pos=DMF |name= {{tt|Jerzy Urban| Journalist, government spokesperson, statesman}}}} | {{sq player |no=14 |pos=DMF |name= {{tt|Jerzy Urban| Journalist, government spokesperson, statesman}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no=57 |pos=DMF|name={{tt|Oppressed Entrepreneur | What are you bitching out there, you bourgeois?}}}} | {{sq player |no=57 |pos=DMF|name={{tt|Oppressed Entrepreneur | What are you bitching out there about, you bourgeois?}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no=40 |pos=DMF|name={{tt|Local Priest| Hello, children!}}}} | {{sq player |no=40 |pos=DMF|name={{tt|Local Priest| Hello, children!}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no=70 |pos=SS |name= {{tt|Zbigniew Stonoga| Second of the Prophets, summarized the nation in honest words of drunken rant}}}} | {{sq player |no=70 |pos=SS |name= {{tt|Zbigniew Stonoga| Second of the Prophets, summarized the nation in honest words of drunken rant}}}} | ||
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Introduction
There is a country in the middle of the Europe where magical things happen. Billions of money disappear in a blink of an eye, important witnesses in the political cases are hanging themselves while being kept in a highly surveilled cells, getting a permit for anything takes years to get, alcoholism is running rampant through the general population, but smoking a joint might get you in prison. One can give a lot more of many such cases, but the question is why? No need, let everyone who wish to, simply see the power of Poland in divegrass, and how /pole/ is the best!
DISCLAIMER: every aspect of this team is a satire and should not be taken seriously, manager does not hold any controversial views that might be presented during any of /pole/ matches.
Or does he? ;^)
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