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/uma/'s roster | /uma/'s roster as of VGL 22. | ||
===Goalkeepers=== | ===Goalkeepers=== | ||
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|" align="center"|{{Position|GK}} | |" align="center"|{{Position|GK}} | ||
| | | 4 | ||
| ''' | | '''ANIKI''' | ||
!style="align:center;"| [[File: | !style="align:center;"| [[File:Aniki2.jpg|x200px]] | ||
| | | You aren't drawing lewds are you? | ||
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!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Description | !style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Description | ||
|-bgcolor="C3D69B" | |-bgcolor="C3D69B" | ||
| {{Position| | | " align="center"|{{Position|LB}} | ||
| 13 | |||
| '''Superior Canon Wife'''<br> ''aka Kingu Of Jobbing'' | |||
!style="align:center;"| [[File:kinghalo.jpg|x200px]] | |||
| ICHIBAN NINKI MAKERARENAI | |||
|-bgcolor="C3D69B" | |||
|" align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | |||
| 3 | | 3 | ||
| '''Nice''' | | '''Nice''' | ||
!style="align:center;"| [[File:NiceNature1.jpeg|x200px]] | !style="align:center;"| [[File:NiceNature1.jpeg|x200px]] | ||
| Nice wife, nice horse, nice thighs. Nice bronze collector. Nice. | | Nice wife, nice horse, nice thighs. Nice bronze collector. Nice. | ||
|-bgcolor="C3D69B" | |||
|" align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | |||
| 199 | |||
| '''Fat Fuck''' | |||
!style="align:center;"| [[File:FatFuck2.jpg|x200px]] | |||
| Joined the divegrass team thinking it would get her out of pool training. | |||
|-bgcolor="C3D69B" | |||
| " align="center"|{{Position|RB}} | |||
| 33 | |||
| '''Nyo Universe''' | |||
!style="align:center;"| [[File:NeoUniverse.png|x200px]] | |||
| Traveled through dimensions just for some italian dude. AMRT. | |||
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF" | |||
|" align="center"| {{Position|CB}} | |||
| 12 | |||
| '''Digitan''' | |||
!style="align:center;"| [[File:agnesdigitalumaroster.jpg|x200px]] | |||
| A L L R O U N D E R | |||
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF" | |||
|" align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | |||
| 55 | |||
| '''SAVE ME SUNDAYMAN''' | |||
!style="align:center;"| [[File:savemesundayman.jpg|x200px]] | |||
| Sundayman isn't real, he can't hurt you. Take your meds. | |||
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF" | |||
|" align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | |||
| 18 | |||
| '''The Super Strong Autism''' | |||
!style="align:center;"| [[File:KrisS.jpg|x200px]] | |||
| This super strong American autist is ready to get stalted. | |||
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF" | |||
| " align="center"|{{Position|LB}} | |||
| 0 | |||
| '''Who?''' | |||
!style="align:center;"| [[File:Machan.jpg|x200px]] | |||
| I rember Machan. | |||
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF" | |-bgcolor="FFFFFF" | ||
| {{Position| | |" align="center"| {{Position|LB}} | ||
| 98 | | 98 | ||
| ''' | | '''S E X Y''' <br> ''aka xogliwinslol'' | ||
!style="align:center;"| [[File:Ogurt.png|x200px]] | !style="align:center;"| [[File:Ogurt.png|x200px]] | ||
| As cool as she is brutally autistic. | | As cool as she is brutally autistic. | ||
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF" | |-bgcolor="FFFFFF" | ||
| {{Position|RB}} | | " align="center"|{{Position|RB}} | ||
| | | 5 | ||
| ''' | | '''Benis Park''' | ||
!style="align:center;"| [[File: | !style="align:center;"| [[File:Benis roster.jpg|x200px]] | ||
| | | French Teio. Omelette du fromage. | ||
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF" | |||
|" align="center"| {{Position|RB}} | |||
| 2 | |||
| '''TAABO''' | |||
!style="align:center;"| [[File:Taabo.png|x200px]] | |||
| Double Jet, Two Thruster, Twin Turbo, etc. <br> {{greentext| 1 star}} | |||
|} | |||
===Midfielders=== | |||
{| class="wikitable" width=90% | |||
|- | |||
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Pos. | |||
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| No. | |||
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Name | |||
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Picture | |||
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Description | |||
|-bgcolor="C3D69B" | |-bgcolor="C3D69B" | ||
| {{Position| | | " align="center"|{{Position|DMF}} | ||
| | | 14 | ||
| ''' | | '''Goridonna''' | ||
!style="align:center;"| [[File: | !style="align:center;"| [[File:Donna2.jpg|x200px]] | ||
| | |The most powerful mare. Just don't call her a gorilla where she can hear you. | ||
|-bgcolor="C0C0C0" | |||
|" align="center"|{{Position|CMF}} | |||
| 15 | |||
| '''Janny Dotou''' | |||
!style="align:center;"| [[File:Uma24.jpg|x200px]] | |||
| CLEAN IT UP DOTOU | |||
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF" | |-bgcolor="FFFFFF" | ||
| | |" align="center"| {{Position|DMF}} | ||
| {{Position| | |||
| 10 | | 10 | ||
| ''' | | '''Lose Constant''' | ||
!style="align:center;"| [[File: | !style="align:center;"| [[File:Lose_Constant_2.png|x200px]] | ||
| | | Can't defeat the Golden Tyrant. Can play divegrass. | ||
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF" | |||
|" align="center"| {{Position|DMF}} | |||
| 16 | |||
| '''Brofaggot''' | |||
!style="align:center;"| [[File:Brofag.png|x200px]] | |||
| It's not gay if it's your bro, right? | |||
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF" | |||
| " align="center"|{{Position|DMF}} | |||
| 40 | |||
| '''MLB Dura''' | |||
!style="align:center;"| [[File:Dura2.png|x200px]] | |||
| Just a better Kita, also incredibly autistic. | |||
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF" | |-bgcolor="FFFFFF" | ||
| {{Position| | |" align="center"|{{Position|AMF}} | ||
| | | 11 | ||
| ''' | | '''Boushi the Uma''' | ||
!style="align:center;"| [[File: | !style="align:center;"| [[File:Boushi2.png|x200px]] | ||
| | | Her hat is her charm point. | ||
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF" | |-bgcolor="FFFFFF" | ||
| {{Position| | | " align="center"|{{Position|AMF}} | ||
| | | 1 | ||
| ''' | | '''BIG NIGER''' | ||
!style="align:center;"| [[File: | !style="align:center;"| [[File:.SuzukaVGL18.jpg|x200px]] | ||
| | | Oonige means big runaway. Can't get blocked if you're in first. | ||
|} | |} | ||
=== | ===Forwards=== | ||
{| class="wikitable" width=90% | {| class="wikitable" width=90% | ||
|- | |- | ||
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!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Picture | !style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Picture | ||
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Description | !style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Description | ||
|-bgcolor=" | |-bgcolor="C0C0C0" | ||
| {{Position|DMF}} | |" align="center"| {{Position|RWF}} | ||
| | | 9 | ||
| ''' | | '''Welcome to Dubai''' | ||
!style="align:center;"| [[File: | !style="align:center;"| [[File:dubai.jpg|x200px]] | ||
| | | You're going to Dubai with her and her family right? :3 | ||
|-bgcolor="C0C0C0" | |||
|" align="center"|{{Position|LWF}} | |||
| 30 | |||
| '''EI EI MUN''' | |||
!style="align:center;"| [[File:tannhauser1.jpg|x200px]] | |||
| Mission Clear! Ei Ei Mun! | |||
|-bgcolor="EDDA74" | |||
|" align="center"|{{Position|CF}} | |||
| 114 | |||
| '''Halu Ulala''' | |||
!style="align:center;"| [[File:HaruUrara.jpg|x200px]] | |||
| The Shining Star of Losers everywhere. Ganbatte Urara! | |||
|-bgcolor="EDDA74" | |||
|" align="center"|{{Position|SS}} | |||
| 7 | |||
| '''Shonbori Rudolf''' | |||
!style="align:center;"| [[File:ShonboriRudolf.png|x200px]] | |||
| Undefeated triple crowner and the progenitor of all tanukis. <br> Now just a cool dad hanging out with his family. | |||
|} | |||
===Former players=== | |||
Doesn't include VGL17. Yell if I forgot someone. | |||
{| class="wikitable" width=90% | |||
|- | |||
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Pos. | |||
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| No. | |||
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Uma | |||
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Picture | |||
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Description | |||
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF" | |||
|" align="center"|{{Position|GK}} | |||
| 999 | |||
| '''BLOCKED''' | |||
!style="align:center;"| [[File:mob_umas.jpg|x200px]] | |||
| They're too busy blocking your umas in LoH now. | |||
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF" | |||
| " align="center"|{{Position|DMF}} | |||
| 10 | |||
| '''Face of the Franchise''' | |||
!style="align:center;"| [[File:AGEMASEN.jpg|x200px]] | |||
| Got replaced by all the other protagonists. At least she still has the app's icon. | |||
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF" | |||
| " align="center"|{{Position|RB}} | |||
| 90 | |||
| '''{{greentext|global}}''' | |||
!style="align:center;"| [[File:global.jpg|x200px]] | |||
| {{greentext|global}} | |||
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF" | |-bgcolor="FFFFFF" | ||
| {{Position| | | " align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | ||
| 13 | | 13 | ||
| '''Cringe Heel''' | | '''Cringe Heel''' | ||
!style="align:center;"| [[File:LaisuCringe.jpg|x200px]] | !style="align:center;"| [[File:LaisuCringe.jpg|x200px]] | ||
| | | Too cringe for the team. | ||
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF" | |-bgcolor="FFFFFF" | ||
| {{Position|DMF}} | | " align="center"|{{Position|DMF}} | ||
| 23 | | 23 | ||
| '''#LookAtCurren''' | | '''#LookAtCurren''' | ||
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| Look. [https://youtu.be/JW3FDbB4yvM?t=635 Look at her!] | | Look. [https://youtu.be/JW3FDbB4yvM?t=635 Look at her!] | ||
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF" | |-bgcolor="FFFFFF" | ||
| {{Position|DMF}} | | " align="center"|{{Position|CMF}} | ||
| | | 100 | ||
| ''' | | '''100K Circle Points''' | ||
!style="align:center;"| [[File:. | !style="align:center;"| [[File:Falco100k.png|x200px]] | ||
| | | YOU DUMB BIRD YOU GAVE THEM 100,000 CIRCLE POINTS<br> Sorry, got patched in a few minutes. | ||
|-bgcolor=" | |-bgcolor="FFFFFF" | ||
| {{Position| | | " align="center"|{{Position|CMF}} | ||
| | | 300 | ||
| '''Not A Hors''' | |||
!style="align:center;"| [[File:tazuna1.jpg|x200px]] | |||
| Got too busy doing non-horse things. After all, she's not a horse. Surely not. | |||
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF" | |||
| " align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | |||
| 14 | |||
| '''Tom Cruise's Daughter''' | |||
!style="align:center;"| [[File:mayano.png|x200px]] | |||
| Decided that divegrass won't help her become an adult. <br> Spends most of her time flying her dads F14 now. | |||
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF" | |||
| " align="center"|{{Position|RB}} | |||
| 7 | |||
| '''Licky Rickey''' | |||
!style="align:center;"| [[File:rickey.png|x200px]] | |||
| Retired to improve teams feng shui. | |||
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF" | |||
|" align="center"| {{Position|CB}} | |||
| 51 | |||
| '''""""Happy"""" Meek''' | |||
!style="align:center;"| [[File:notsohappymeek.jpg|x200px]] | |||
| Left the team to be playable in the new game. | |||
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF" | |||
|" align="center"| {{Position|CB}} | |||
| 39 | |||
| '''JUNBI WA''' | |||
!style="align:center;"| [[File:SatDiamond.jpg|x200px]] | |||
| Had important business to take care of at SEGA. | |||
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF" | |||
|" align="center"| {{Position|DMF}} | |||
| 18 | |||
| '''競馬posting''' | |||
!style="align:center;"| [[File:sodashi.jpg|x200px]] | |||
|The Unidentified Mysterious Animal wandered off the field and is now grazing. | |||
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF" | |||
|" align="center"| {{Position|DMF}} | |||
| 76 | |||
| '''Mr. CBT''' | |||
!style="align:center;"| [[File:MisterCeeBee.jpg|x200px]] | |||
| Haha wouldn't it be funny if she and her trainer got married just like her parents? | |||
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF" | |||
|" align="center"|{{Position|RB}} | |||
| 90 | |||
| '''I will save her''' | |||
!style="align:center;"| [[File:Ayabe.png|x200px]] | |||
| Got her futon dryer, is now watching from home. | |||
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF" | |||
|" align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | |||
| 25 | |||
| '''Canon Wife''' | |||
!style="align:center;"| [[File:McQueenFatass.jpg|x200px]] | |||
| Eats like a pig and still the only flat Mejiro. Now focusing on her baseball career. | |||
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF" | |||
| " align="center"|{{Position|RB}} | |||
| 40 | |||
| '''MLB Kita''' | | '''MLB Kita''' | ||
!style="align:center;"| [[File:MLBKita.jpg|x200px]] | !style="align:center;"| [[File:MLBKita.jpg|x200px]] | ||
| | | Let's just agree to forget season 3. | ||
|} | |-bgcolor="FFFFFF" | ||
| " align="center"|{{Position|DMF}} | |||
| 8 | |||
| {{greentext| AI}} | |||
!style="align:center;"| [[File:Goddesses.png|x200px]] | |||
| Had to leave the team when we stopped using VR for divegrass. | |||
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF" | |||
|" align="center"| {{Position|CMF}} | |||
| 12 | |||
| '''Boyfaggot''' | |||
!style="align:center;"| [[File:boyfaggot.jpeg|x200px]] | |||
| Powerful waves of homosexuality pushed them directly into their trainers rooms. | |||
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF" | |||
|" align="center"|{{Position|LB}} | |||
| 83 | |||
| '''NTR''' | |||
!style="align:center;"| [[File:NTRCrying.png|x200px]] | |||
| Got NTRed from the team. | |||
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF" | |||
|" align="center"| {{Position|CMF}} | |||
| 23 | |||
| '''Ojisan Magnet''' | |||
!style="align:center;"| [[File:OjisanMagnet.png|x200px]] | |||
| Dubai was a bit too far for the rest of the gyarus. |
Latest revision as of 11:35, 22 May 2024
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Sub | Starter | Silver | Gold |
/uma/'s roster as of VGL 22.
Goalkeepers
Pos. | No. | Uma | Picture | Description | ||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
|
4 | ANIKI | You aren't drawing lewds are you? |
Defenders
Midfielders
Pos. | No. | Name | Picture | Description | ||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
|
14 | Goridonna | The most powerful mare. Just don't call her a gorilla where she can hear you. | |||
|
15 | Janny Dotou | CLEAN IT UP DOTOU | |||
|
10 | Lose Constant | Can't defeat the Golden Tyrant. Can play divegrass. | |||
|
16 | Brofaggot | It's not gay if it's your bro, right? | |||
|
40 | MLB Dura | Just a better Kita, also incredibly autistic. | |||
|
11 | Boushi the Uma | Her hat is her charm point. | |||
|
1 | BIG NIGER | Oonige means big runaway. Can't get blocked if you're in first. |
Forwards
Pos. | No. | Name | Picture | Description | ||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
|
9 | Welcome to Dubai | You're going to Dubai with her and her family right? :3 | |||
|
30 | EI EI MUN | Mission Clear! Ei Ei Mun! | |||
|
114 | Halu Ulala | The Shining Star of Losers everywhere. Ganbatte Urara! | |||
|
7 | Shonbori Rudolf | Undefeated triple crowner and the progenitor of all tanukis. Now just a cool dad hanging out with his family. |
Former players
Doesn't include VGL17. Yell if I forgot someone.
Pos. | No. | Uma | Picture | Description | ||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
|
999 | BLOCKED | They're too busy blocking your umas in LoH now. | |||
|
10 | Face of the Franchise | Got replaced by all the other protagonists. At least she still has the app's icon. | |||
|
90 | >global | >global | |||
|
13 | Cringe Heel | Too cringe for the team. | |||
|
23 | #LookAtCurren | Look. Look at her! | |||
|
100 | 100K Circle Points | YOU DUMB BIRD YOU GAVE THEM 100,000 CIRCLE POINTS Sorry, got patched in a few minutes. | |||
|
300 | Not A Hors | Got too busy doing non-horse things. After all, she's not a horse. Surely not. | |||
|
14 | Tom Cruise's Daughter | Decided that divegrass won't help her become an adult. Spends most of her time flying her dads F14 now. | |||
|
7 | Licky Rickey | Retired to improve teams feng shui. | |||
|
51 | """"Happy"""" Meek | Left the team to be playable in the new game. | |||
|
39 | JUNBI WA | Had important business to take care of at SEGA. | |||
|
18 | 競馬posting | The Unidentified Mysterious Animal wandered off the field and is now grazing. | |||
|
76 | Mr. CBT | Haha wouldn't it be funny if she and her trainer got married just like her parents? | |||
|
90 | I will save her | Got her futon dryer, is now watching from home. | |||
|
25 | Canon Wife | Eats like a pig and still the only flat Mejiro. Now focusing on her baseball career. | |||
|
40 | MLB Kita | Let's just agree to forget season 3. | |||
|
8 | > AI | Had to leave the team when we stopped using VR for divegrass. | |||
|
12 | Boyfaggot | Powerful waves of homosexuality pushed them directly into their trainers rooms. | |||
|
83 | NTR | Got NTRed from the team. | |||
|
23 | Ojisan Magnet | Dubai was a bit too far for the rest of the gyarus. |