/uma/ Roster

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/uma/'s roster as of VGL 22.

Goalkeepers

Pos.	No.	Uma	Picture	Description
GK	4	ANIKI		You aren't drawing lewds are you?

Defenders

Pos.	No.	Name	Picture	Description
LB	13	Superior Canon Wife aka Kingu Of Jobbing		ICHIBAN NINKI MAKERARENAI
CB	3	Nice		Nice wife, nice horse, nice thighs. Nice bronze collector. Nice.
CB	199	Fat Fuck		Joined the divegrass team thinking it would get her out of pool training.
RB	33	Nyo Universe		Traveled through dimensions just for some italian dude. AMRT.
CB	12	Digitan		A L L R O U N D E R
CB	55	SAVE ME SUNDAYMAN		Sundayman isn't real, he can't hurt you. Take your meds.
CB	18	The Super Strong Autism		This super strong American autist is ready to get stalted.
LB	0	Who?		I rember Machan.
LB	98	S E X Y aka xogliwinslol		As cool as she is brutally autistic.
RB	5	Benis Park		French Teio. Omelette du fromage.
RB	2	TAABO		Double Jet, Two Thruster, Twin Turbo, etc. > 1 star

Midfielders

Pos.	No.	Name	Picture	Description
DMF	14	Goridonna		The most powerful mare. Just don't call her a gorilla where she can hear you.
CMF	15	Janny Dotou		CLEAN IT UP DOTOU
DMF	10	Lose Constant		Can't defeat the Golden Tyrant. Can play divegrass.
DMF	16	Brofaggot		It's not gay if it's your bro, right?
DMF	40	MLB Dura		Just a better Kita, also incredibly autistic.
AMF	11	Boushi the Uma		Her hat is her charm point.
AMF	1	BIG NIGER		Oonige means big runaway. Can't get blocked if you're in first.

Forwards

Pos.	No.	Name	Picture	Description
RWF	9	Welcome to Dubai		You're going to Dubai with her and her family right? :3
LWF	30	EI EI MUN		Mission Clear! Ei Ei Mun!
CF	114	Halu Ulala		The Shining Star of Losers everywhere. Ganbatte Urara!
SS	7	Shonbori Rudolf		Undefeated triple crowner and the progenitor of all tanukis. Now just a cool dad hanging out with his family.

Former players

Doesn't include VGL17. Yell if I forgot someone.

Pos.	No.	Uma	Picture	Description
GK	999	BLOCKED		They're too busy blocking your umas in LoH now.
DMF	10	Face of the Franchise		Got replaced by all the other protagonists. At least she still has the app's icon.
RB	90	>global		>global
CB	13	Cringe Heel		Too cringe for the team.
DMF	23	#LookAtCurren		Look. Look at her!
CMF	100	100K Circle Points		YOU DUMB BIRD YOU GAVE THEM 100,000 CIRCLE POINTS Sorry, got patched in a few minutes.
CMF	300	Not A Hors		Got too busy doing non-horse things. After all, she's not a horse. Surely not.
CB	14	Tom Cruise's Daughter		Decided that divegrass won't help her become an adult. Spends most of her time flying her dads F14 now.
RB	7	Licky Rickey		Retired to improve teams feng shui.
CB	51	""""Happy"""" Meek		Left the team to be playable in the new game.
CB	39	JUNBI WA		Had important business to take care of at SEGA.
DMF	18	競馬posting		The Unidentified Mysterious Animal wandered off the field and is now grazing.
DMF	76	Mr. CBT		Haha wouldn't it be funny if she and her trainer got married just like her parents?
RB	90	I will save her		Got her futon dryer, is now watching from home.
CB	25	Canon Wife		Eats like a pig and still the only flat Mejiro. Now focusing on her baseball career.
RB	40	MLB Kita		Let's just agree to forget season 3.
DMF	8	> AI		Had to leave the team when we stopped using VR for divegrass.
CMF	12	Boyfaggot		Powerful waves of homosexuality pushed them directly into their trainers rooms.
LB	83	NTR		Got NTRed from the team.
CMF	23	Ojisan Magnet		Dubai was a bit too far for the rest of the gyarus.