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<big>That's right! These are your {{team away|utg}} players!</big>
</br><small><small>(''DISCLAIMER: Some names and identities merged across AUs for record-keeping purposes.'')</small></small>
== Starting Eleven ==
== Starting Eleven ==


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|align="center"|'''7 (4-0-3)'''
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|align="center"|'''67'''
|align="center"|'''36'''
|align="center"|'''27 (14-3-10)'''
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|-bgcolor="c3d69b"
|-bgcolor="c3d69b"
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|[[File:chra.jpg|x100px]]
|align="center"|[[File:UTG_Flirt.png|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''9'''
|align="center"|'''24'''
|align="center"|'''999999999'''
|align="center"|'''Distant Trousle of Bones'''
|align="center"|Chra</br>booby
|align="center"|*Flirt
|align="center"|''We'll be together forever... won't we?''
|align="center"|<3 I HAVE NO REDEEMING QUALITIES
|align="center"|'''2'''
|align="center"|'''4'''
|align="center"|'''4'''
|align="center"|'''1'''
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|-bgcolor="c3d69b"
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|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|{{Position|RB}}
|align="center"|[[File:UTGNoelle.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|[[File:UTGNoelle.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''25'''
|align="center"|'''25'''
|align="center"|'''Noodles Snowgrave'''
|align="center"|'''Noodles Snowgrave'''
|align="center"|
|align="center"|
|align="center"|Watch happens when I PLAY A SPORT I DON'T TRAIN!
|align="center"|Watch what happens when I PLAY A SPORT I DON'T TRAIN!
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''1'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
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|align="center"|'''0'''
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|-bgcolor="c3d69b"
|-bgcolor="c3d69b"
|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
|align="center"|{{Position|LB}}
|align="center"|[[File:Utg_Goat_mom.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|[[File:UTG_KrisRoster.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''11'''
|align="center"|'''15'''
|align="center"|'''GOATmom'''
|align="center"|'''Look out ?e's got a Knife!'''
|align="center"|
|align="center"|
|align="center"|Oh dear, child. Please do not tackle the opposing defenders so... vigorously. Child, please. The referee has penalized you. Child, you are breaking my heart.
|align="center"|Blue hair and (randomized) pronouns.
|align="center"|'''3'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''2'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
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|-bgcolor="c3d69b"
|-bgcolor="c3d69b"
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
|align="center"|[[File:UTGSusie.png|x100px]]
|align="center"|[[File:UTG_toby.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''16'''
|align="center"|'''32'''
|align="center"|'''La Creatura... Grande...'''
|align="center"|'''Toby is a HACK'''
|align="center"|
|align="center"|
|align="center"|GOD FUCKING damnit KRIS where the FUCK are we!?
|align="center"|HEY! YOU STUPID DOG! DO YOU HEAR ME!? STOP MUNCHING ON THAT BONE!<br />
|align="center"|'''0'''
HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? GET BACK HERE WITH MY SPECIAL ATTACK!
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''1'''
|align="center"|'''1'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
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|-bgcolor="bfbfbf"
|-bgcolor="bfbfbf"
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|align="center"|[[File:cum_suit_jevil.png|x100px]]
|align="center"|[[File:UTGSpamton.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''97'''
|align="center"|'''[BIG SHIT]'''
|align="center"|[BIG SHOT]
|align="center"|Now's my chance to take a [B I G S H I T]
|align="center"|'''3'''
|align="center"|'''7'''
|align="center"|'''7'''
|align="center"|'''I CAN DO ANYTHING'''
|align="center"|Chaos Jester
|align="center"|Who is he? Why is he here? WHO THE FUCK KNOWS! All we know is he's here to start some CHAOS CHAOS.
|align="center"|'''3'''
|align="center"|'''3'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
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|-bgcolor="bfbfbf"
|-bgcolor="bfbfbf"
|align="center"|{{Position|AMF}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|align="center"|[[File:Utg_Burgerpants.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|[[File:Utg_Burgerpants.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''5'''
|align="center"|'''5'''
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|align="center"|
|align="center"|(WHY IS THIS PERSON TRYING TO GET ME TO BE A SOCCER PLAYER I AM A FRY COOK I'M JUST TRYING TO SURVIVE)
|align="center"|(WHY IS THIS PERSON TRYING TO GET ME TO BE A SOCCER PLAYER I AM A FRY COOK I'M JUST TRYING TO SURVIVE)
|align="center"|'''12'''
|align="center"|'''15'''
|align="center"|'''17'''
|align="center"|'''27'''
|align="center"|'''2'''
|align="center"|'''2'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
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|-bgcolor="edda74"
|-bgcolor="bfbfbf"
|align="center"|{{Position|AMF}}
|align="center"|{{Position|AMF}}
|align="center"|[[File:Utg_Determination.png|x100px]]
|align="center"|[[File:cum_suit_jevil.png|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''6'''
|align="center"|'''7'''
|align="center"|'''DETERMINATION'''
|align="center"|'''I CAN'T DO ANYTHING'''
|align="center"|
|align="center"|Chaos Jester<br>I CAN DO ANYTHING
|align="center"|It's you, the Fallen Child!<br />Wearing your colourful merch fills you with<br />D E T E R M I N A T I O N
|align="center"|Who is he? Why is he here? WHO THE FUCK KNOWS! All we know is he's here to start some CHAOS CHAOS.
|align="center"|'''19'''
|align="center"|'''10'''
|align="center"|'''17'''
|align="center"|'''7'''
|align="center"|'''2'''
|align="center"|'''4'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
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|align="center"|'''4'''
|align="center"|'''3'''
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|-bgcolor="bfbfbf"
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|align="center"|{{Position|SS}}
|align="center"|{{Position|SS}}
|align="center"|[[File:UTGSpamton.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|[[File:Utg_Determination.png|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''97'''
|align="center"|'''6'''
|align="center"|'''[BIG SHOT]'''
|align="center"|'''DETERMINATION'''
|align="center"|
|align="center"|
|align="center"|Now's my chance to take a [B I G S H I T]
|align="center"|It's you, the Fallen Child!<br />Wearing your colourful merch fills you with<br />D E T E R M I N A T I O N
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''41'''
|align="center"|'''1'''
|align="center"|'''26'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''3'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
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|align="center"|'''10'''
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|align="center"|<font face="Comic Sans MS">sans.</font>
|align="center"|<font face="Comic Sans MS">sans.</font>
|align="center"|'''40'''
|align="center"|'''59'''
|align="center"|'''20'''
|align="center"|'''32'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
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|align="center"|'''0'''
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|align="center"|'''7'''
|align="center"|'''23'''
|align="center"|'''11'''
|align="center"|'''22'''
|align="center"|'''6 (5-0-1)'''
|align="center"|'''12 (9-0-3)'''
|align="center"|'''1'''
|align="center"|'''2'''


|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|{{Position|LB}}
|align="center"|[[File:UTGGaster.png|x100px]]
|align="center"|[[File:Utg_OH_YES.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''27'''
|align="center"|'''8'''
|align="center"|'''You're a Schizo Now'''
|align="center"|'''OHH YESSSS'''
|align="center"|Sassy Gaster<br>Radical Gaster
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|align="center"|That's my attack. Want an egg?
|align="center"|<font face="Courier">'''ARE YOU PROMOTING MY BRAND?!'''</font>
|align="center"|'''0'''
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|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|{{Position|LB}}
|align="center"|[[File:UTG_toby.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|[[File:UTG_Trash_Can.jpg|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''32'''
|align="center"|'''20'''
|align="center"|'''Toby is a HACK'''
|align="center"|'''That's The Trash Can'''
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|align="center"|Anime is Real
|align="center"|HEY! YOU STUPID DOG! DO YOU HEAR ME!? STOP MUNCHING ON THAT BONE!<br />
|align="center"|Feel Free to Visit ANYTIME.
HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? GET BACK HERE WITH MY SPECIAL ATTACK!
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''1'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
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|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|[[File:EE.GIF|x100px]]
|align="center"|[[File:chra.jpg|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''71'''
|align="center"|'''9'''
|align="center"|'''soft gote boi'''
|align="center"|'''999999999'''
|align="center"|EEEEEEEEEEEEE<br>Fluffy Boy Power
|align="center"|Chra</br>booby
|align="center"|The screaming horror
|align="center"|''We'll be together forever... won't we?''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''2'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''4'''
|align="center"|'''1'''
|align="center"|'''1'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
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|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|[[File:Utg_OH_YES.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|[[File:EE.GIF|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''8'''
|align="center"|'''71'''
|align="center"|'''OHH YESSSS'''
|align="center"|'''soft gote boi'''
|align="center"|
|align="center"|EEEEEEEEEEEEE<br>Fluffy Boy Power
|align="center"|<font face="Courier">'''ARE YOU PROMOTING MY BRAND?!'''</font>
|align="center"|The screaming horror
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''1'''
|align="center"|'''2'''
|align="center"|'''2'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
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|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|[[File:UTGTotem.png|x100px]]
|align="center"|[[File:Utg Epic divorse man.png|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''18'''
|align="center"|'''3'''
|align="center"|'''The Original Spamtotem'''
|align="center"|'''Asgore "Eggs-Husband" Dreemur'''
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|align="center"|"Spike the Tyke"
|align="center"|RIP (smeared, frozen and shattered... but not forgotten)
|align="center"|Currently Offering: Tea<br />
|align="center"|'''0'''
Not Currently Offering: Mercy
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''3'''
|align="center"|'''2'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
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|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|{{Position|RB}}
|align="center"|[[File:Utg Epic divorse man.png|x100px]]
|align="center"|[[File:UTGGaster.png|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''3'''
|align="center"|'''27'''
|align="center"|'''Asgore "Eggs-Husband" Dreemur'''
|align="center"|'''You're a Schizo Now'''
|align="center"|"Spike the Tyke"
|align="center"|Sassy Gaster<br>Radical Gaster
|align="center"|Currently Offering: Tea<br />
|align="center"|That's my attack. Want an egg?
Not Currently Offering: Mercy
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''2'''
|align="center"|'''2'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
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|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
|align="center"|{{Position|RB}}
|align="center"|[[File:Utg_hoi.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|[[File:Utg_hoi.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''4'''
|align="center"|'''4'''
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|-bgcolor="ffffff"
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|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
|align="center"|[[File:UTG_Trash_Can.jpg|x100px]]
|align="center"|[[File:utg_lancer.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''20'''
|align="center"|'''14'''
|align="center"|'''That's The Trash Can'''
|align="center"|'''The CHAD Lancer'''
|align="center"|
|align="center"|
|align="center"|Feel Free to Visit ANYTIME.
|align="center"|He's back, and ready to destroy some knees.
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''1'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
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|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
|align="center"|[[File:why.jpg|x100px]]
|align="center"|[[File:UTGSusie.png|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''14'''
|align="center"|'''16'''
|align="center"|'''Mr. Krabs'''
|align="center"|'''HEH, FREAK'''
|align="center"|
|align="center"|La Creatura... Grande...
|align="center"|Constantly counting the days, but when will his pain end?
|align="center"|GOD FUCKING damnit KRIS where the FUCK are we!?
|align="center"|'''1'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''2'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
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|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
|align="center"|[[File:undyne spinning.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|[[File:undyne spinning.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''22'''
|align="center"|'''22'''
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|align="center"|*NGGGGAAAAAAAAAHHHHH GET THE FUCK BACK HERE YOU BRAT
|align="center"|*NGGGGAAAAAAAAAHHHHH GET THE FUCK BACK HERE YOU BRAT
|align="center"|'''3'''
|align="center"|'''3'''
|align="center"|'''4'''
|align="center"|'''5'''
|align="center"|'''1'''
|align="center"|'''1'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
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|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
|align="center"|[[File:UTG_Flirt.png|x100px]]
|align="center"|[[File:UTGTotem.png|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''24'''
|align="center"|'''18'''
|align="center"|Distant Trousle of Bones
|align="center"|'''TOTEM TIME'''
|align="center"|*Flirt
|align="center"|The "Original" Spamtotem
|align="center"|<3 I HAVE NO REDEEMING QUALITIES
|align="center"|Melted. Frozen. Shattered... R̷̢̛̩̦̈́Ȅ̴͇͖̓͋Ḃ̷̨̗̼̀͠O̵̘̝̙͆͒̅R̸̤̤̫͂N̷͎̉̈
|align="center"|'''4'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''1'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''2'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''1'''
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|align="center"|'''17'''
|align="center"|'''17'''
|align="center"|'''I WANT TO FUCK THE GOAT'''
|align="center"|'''I WANT TO FUCK THE GOAT'''
|align="center"|Worship
|align="center"|No Booping Allowed
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|
|align="center"|
|align="center"|
|align="center"|
|-bgcolor="ffaaaa"
|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
|align="center"|[[File:Utg_Goat_mom.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''11'''
|align="center"|'''GOATmom'''
|align="center"|
|align="center"|
|align="center"|No Booping Allowed
|align="center"|Oh dear, child. Please do not tackle the opposing defenders so... vigorously. Child, please. The referee has penalized you. Child, you are breaking my heart.
|align="center"|'''3'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|
|align="center"|
|align="center"|
|align="center"|
|-bgcolor="ffaaaa"
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|[[File:why.jpg|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''{{Age in days|month1=10|day1=30|year1=2018}}'''
|align="center"|'''Krabs'''
|align="center"|Mr. Krabs
|align="center"|Constantly counting the days of his lizard-less suffering; even in retirement, the number climbs higher. Will his pain ever end?
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''2'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''

Latest revision as of 00:58, 23 December 2024

That's right! These are your Utg icon.png /utg/ players!
(DISCLAIMER: Some names and identities merged across AUs for record-keeping purposes.)

Starting Eleven

Pos. Picture No. Name FKAs Description Goals Assists Yellows Reds MotMs Saves Allows Games (WDL) Clean Sheets
  GK
UTG Jobwalker.png 1 The Original Starwalker My lack of arms is Pissing me off. 2 67 36 27 (14-3-10) 9
  CB
UTG Flirt.png 24 Distant Trousle of Bones *Flirt <3 I HAVE NO REDEEMING QUALITIES 4 1 3 0 1
  CB
Utg You idiot.gif 29 YOU IDIOT I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE ALL SO STUPID! 0 0 2 1 0
  RB
UTGNoelle.gif 25 Noodles Snowgrave Watch what happens when I PLAY A SPORT I DON'T TRAIN! 0 1 0 0 0
  LB
UTG KrisRoster.gif 15 Look out ?e's got a Knife! Blue hair and (randomized) pronouns. 0 2 0 0 0
  DMF
UTG toby.gif 32 Toby is a HACK HEY! YOU STUPID DOG! DO YOU HEAR ME!? STOP MUNCHING ON THAT BONE!

HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? GET BACK HERE WITH MY SPECIAL ATTACK!

0 1 1 0 0
  CMF
UTGSpamton.gif 97 [BIG SHIT] [BIG SHOT] Now's my chance to take a [B I G S H I T] 3 7 3 0 0
  CMF
Utg Burgerpants.gif 5 Burgerpants (WHY IS THIS PERSON TRYING TO GET ME TO BE A SOCCER PLAYER I AM A FRY COOK I'M JUST TRYING TO SURVIVE) 15 27 2 0 2
  AMF
Cum suit jevil.png 7 I CAN'T DO ANYTHING Chaos Jester
I CAN DO ANYTHING
Who is he? Why is he here? WHO THE FUCK KNOWS! All we know is he's here to start some CHAOS CHAOS. 10 7 4 0 3
  SS
Utg Determination.png 6 DETERMINATION It's you, the Fallen Child!
Wearing your colourful merch fills you with
D E T E R M I N A T I O N
41 26 3 0 10
  CF
Bad times.gif 10 BAD TIMES Captain sans. 59 32 0 0 19

Substitutions

Pos. Picture No. Name FKAs Description Goals Assists Yellows Reds MotMs Saves Allows Games (WDL) Clean Sheets
  GK
Gay priest.gif 12 Father Alvin Protecting our goal, and lives from sinful influence. Now, my child... Confess. 0 23 22 12 (9-0-3) 2
  LB
Utg OH YES.gif 8 OHH YESSSS ARE YOU PROMOTING MY BRAND?! 0 2 3 0 0
  LB
UTG Trash Can.jpg 20 That's The Trash Can Anime is Real Feel Free to Visit ANYTIME. 0 0 1 0 0
  CB
Chra.jpg 9 999999999 Chra
booby
We'll be together forever... won't we? 2 4 1 0 0
  CB
EE.GIF 71 soft gote boi EEEEEEEEEEEEE
Fluffy Boy Power
The screaming horror 0 1 2 0 0
  CB
Utg Epic divorse man.png 3 Asgore "Eggs-Husband" Dreemur "Spike the Tyke" Currently Offering: Tea

Not Currently Offering: Mercy

0 3 2 0 0
  RB
UTGGaster.png 27 You're a Schizo Now Sassy Gaster
Radical Gaster
That's my attack. Want an egg? 0 0 0 0 0
  RB
Utg hoi.gif 4 hOI hOI!!!!!! i'm tEMMIE!! 0 0 0 0 0
  DMF
Utg lancer.gif 14 The CHAD Lancer He's back, and ready to destroy some knees. 0 0 0 0 0
  DMF
UTGSusie.png 16 HEH, FREAK La Creatura... Grande... GOD FUCKING damnit KRIS where the FUCK are we!? 1 0 0 0 0
  DMF
Undyne spinning.gif 22 The Undying Undyne *Ditch *NGGGGAAAAAAAAAHHHHH GET THE FUCK BACK HERE YOU BRAT 3 5 1 0 1
  DMF
UTGTotem.png 18 TOTEM TIME The "Original" Spamtotem Melted. Frozen. Shattered... R̷̢̛̩̦̈́Ȅ̴͇͖̓͋Ḃ̷̨̗̼̀͠O̵̘̝̙͆͒̅R̸̤̤̫͂N̷͎̉̈ 0 0 0 0 0

Retired Players

Pos. Picture No. Name FKAs Description Goals Assists Yellows Reds MotMs Saves Allows Games (WDL) Clean Sheets
  GK
Utg BIR.png 0.0001 BUT IT REFUSED </3
<3
BUT IT REFUSED
1 44 33 16 (7-3-6) 2
  GK
Utg Blue Stop Sign.png 13 Blue Stop Sign It's very simple; when the striker tries to use their special attack, just think of a Blue Stop Sign! 0 33 22 11 (4-2-5) 1
  DMF
UTG Maddummy.gif 23 Dummy Posting STUPID! STUPID! STUPID!!! 2 0 1 0 1
  LB
Utg Whats his name.png 19 WHAT'S HIS NAME BURNY BLIZZARD? WARM BLAZER? MIKE MCROAST? COLD FREEZERMAN? SPARKY FIREDUDE? JIMMY HOTPANTS? FIRE HOTSGUY? THIRD-DEGREE DIRK? HANS HOTPOT? FROST TOASTYTOT? BIFF BURNINGMAN? RADICAL LARRY? FLAMIE HOTBOY? DICK DICKEM? HOTCOLD ICEBURN? SPICY ENCHILADAS? SMOKE FLAMEFRIEND? COOLS ICEBOX? 0 1 0 0 0
  LB
UTG Monster Kid.png 2 Real MK Hours awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww sheeeit it's 3 in the mornin', time to post some MONSTA KEED! 0 0 1 0 0
  CB
UTG boop.gif 17 I WANT TO FUCK THE GOAT Worship No Booping Allowed 0 0 0 0 0


  DMF
Utg Goat mom.gif 11 GOATmom Oh dear, child. Please do not tackle the opposing defenders so... vigorously. Child, please. The referee has penalized you. Child, you are breaking my heart. 3 0 0 0 0


  CB
Why.jpg 2386 Krabs Mr. Krabs Constantly counting the days of his lizard-less suffering; even in retirement, the number climbs higher. Will his pain ever end? 0 2 0 0 0