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	Fuck Jeannies	Jannies in /gig/ had a bad habit of deleting SFW loli. /gig/'s (canonically) favorite loli is Klee, who is constantly being thrown in jail by Jean for trumped-up bullshit like "acts of terrorism" or "war crimes". The pun wrote itself.
	UNMATCHED	Diluc was a relatively strong DPS character at launch. Gacha powercreep has left him in the dust as far as the meta goes, but he'll always be unmatched (in every possible way) in our hearts.
	BWEHHHHHH	Raiden Ei is the ruler of the Japan-analogue country, Inazuma. The Inazuma chapter of the main story is, to put it lightly, is a complete mess which makes Ei come across as a weepy, gullible goldbrick who avoids any repercussions for her actions on account of everybody around her being somehow even more retarded than she is. /gig/ likes a series of comics which portrays Ei and the other characters of Inazuma as toddlers prone to crying at the slightest provocation.
	60NCIDW	Acronym for 60 Nigger Cocks in Da Wei. A joke gig stole borrowed from /hig/ from a candid moment in one of their livestreams. Da Wei is Mihoyo's CEO and the face in every livestream. He's the reason why all your artifacts roll defense, why you keep getting qiqi'd and why our event rewards suck dick. To make sure players won't forget him, shortly after launch he put himself in the game as a rare mob spawn that attacks you by throwing premium currency out of his suitcase, but when you kill him the only thing he drops is fucking cabbages. He's also a high ranking member of the Chinese communist party. Can you believe this guy? Fuck him.
	THE CHOSEN ONE	Io, Io, Pan! That which lies beneath the great sea! After his month of tribulations against the great kaiju and three days of crucifixion in the trashcan dimension, Ajax "Tartaglia" (Childe), 11th of the 9 Fatui Harbingers, once again walks the Earth. Reborn warrior of the Kali Yuga and undisputed messiah of Anime France, His Holiness will redeem this wicked world, break us from eternal samsara and finally have a well selling baner. Amen..
	GK CEO of GEO	Geo is sort of a fifth-wheel element and at launch, it wasn't great. Hopes for an all-Geo synergy team rode heavily on the back-to-back releases of Zhongli and Albedo. However, Zhongli on launch was one of the worst units in the game. True believers told people to buy the dip, and ultimately it actually kind of paid off as Zhongli was buffed after his banner. He's still finding his way into flex-slots after the release of Dendro, and he and Albedo are staples of mono-Geo teams.
	*rapes you in your sleep*	God, I wish...
	Keka is now strong and damages	After being considered one of the weakest characters in the game since launch, Keqing finally caught a break with the release of dendro (grass). To everyone's surprise, the once joke waifu character was finnaly viable after 3 years of her release. This is specially true in russian /gig/, from where posts went from "Keka is a fool is does not damage" to "Keka is strong and damages" and "but is still a fool".
	Why are you here instead of playing the game?	I'm all out of resin, alright?
	For Me, It's Yaoyao	Don't fear, Yaoyao's here.
	Fat Xiao	Mihoyo's lead IP writter and the reason why genshin's story is what it is. /gig/'s theories of how he's able to keep his job after so many fuckups is only rivaled by when we post "Fat Xiao does it again" in the rare ocurrences of something cool actually happening. He gets fatter in each appearance he makes in livestreams, and you can count how many anniversaries genshin's had by the number of folds in his neck.
	GK MORAX!	Azhdaha is a boss in the game with a bitter eternal rivalry with Zhongli. After getting beaten in story, he decided to challenge the CEO for the dubious title of /gig/'s starting keeper. In his own words: "It's time, Morax... We settle this now!"
	>b	Bennett is a low-investment meta-defining unit with a powerful attack buff. Also, perhaps more importantly, he is male. As a result, it has become commonplace in /gig/ to voice distaste for his presence in webms of clear times or big damage numbers. Over time this evolved into just replying to his presence in a team with ">b".
	EEEQEEE	Yae Miko was one of the more popular characters of the Inazuma chapter of the story. Disappointingly, her playable version has a clunky playstyle of placing 3 turrets with E, destroying those turrets to power up her Q, and then placing the turrets again because hitting Q refreshes their cooldown.
	Rewritten Plot	With the release of 4.2's Archon Quest and Furina's apparent downgrade from archon to normal person, /gig/'s finest minds went into work to rationalize this unacceptable development. Crackpot theories about genshin's plot being rewritten is nothing new, but in the minds of many giggers, the fact that Fontaine's Archon quest was rewritten to shill Neuvilette over Furina was clear as day. Many instances of "foreshadowing" being "contradicted" were used as ammunition to strengthen their arguments, which also made them sound like schizophrenic rants, peak /gig/. We may never know if the plot was really changed, but for /gig/, Furina will be forever a victm of rewrites.
	Hi /gig/!	Hi, /gig/!
	Now post her in game model	Ayaka is considered by /gig/ to have one of the least flattering 3d models in genshin. This doesn't stop her fans to post off-model fanart on /gig/, though.
	>yucka	Ayaka is considered by most of /gig/ as the ugliest girl in the game. In a event to shill her new skin (which didn't actually make her any prettier), an NPC had this awkward expression after seeing her new look. His face conveyed everyone's emotions perfectly.
	Coom in Loom	The female player character, Lumine, gets a lot of mileage in Genshin porn. It's certainly one of the most economical choices of waifu you could make.
	Euler	Eula is a character who was seemingly pulled out of miHoYo's ass for all she had to do with the plot. One of the enduring shitposts about her is that she is autistic, because of a fake early leak where someone plugged her theme of sea spray/spindrift into a Latin translator and determined her constellation would be "Aspergo". She has not been available for almost 2 years (most characters get rerun at least once a year) and it's not clear if miHoYo remembers she exists. UPDATE: We did it, Eulerbros!
	Roll For Who You Like	One of the enduring legacies of /gig/'s awful track record of guessing prospectively which characters will be strong (such as >cryo Amber) is a rather simple ritualpost: Just roll for who you like.
	Do nothing, win	After being hyped up as a villain for literal years, Arlechinno's inaction during Fontaine's story made a lot of people frustrated. She literally dindu nuffin and the Fatui were the good guys all along. Get over it, gwelio.
	I'M BLOOOOOOOOOOOMING	When you hit enemies with Dendro and Hydro energy (read: plants and water) it causes something called Bloom which spawns a little bomb that pops after a couple seconds for a chunk of damage. Nilou is a Hydro character with the passive ability to make Blooms explode immediately for a shitzillion damage. Consequently, she is both extremely strong in the meta and bordering on braindead to play.